Katy Perry and Ice Cream Trucks

[saqmuel]

beat him up while hes jacking off in front of his mother

[xblueoctoberx]

phil your humor is horrible,haha,jk(kinda....stil­l love your show though.)(that was aimed at the pregnant lady story.)

[chjens5]

1 193 884= 10

[Matthew94R]

I bet she was saying it wasnt his baby

[XblackswanXx]

"AND GIVE ME BABIES!!" Made my day XD

[Mjautornado]

I have a friend who has an ability to talk like this without editing... She needs to cut the crap.

See what i did there?

[gl3bm]

I kind of wish arpaio was killed. Fucking ass

[rockergrrl75]

Make the guy wear a fake pregnant belly while he's in jail and have another guy punch him in the face to make him realize how much what he did SUCKED

[182akatsuki]

The douchebag of the day should be shot in the balls, punched by a pro boxer square in the jaw, have all his fingers broken, and then be thrown to sharks. The lady was on pain meds, she's gonna be loopy and say some odd things, it was a complete dick move on his part, with no argument.

[soulja0809]

come in my channel for intro cinema 4D

[happykt123]

they should give him a uterus and make him give birth then set him on fire and beaten by midgets

[fall108]

kanye west interrupts his trial

[Necros212]

Punched by Mike Tyson

[lacrosse782]

are you high?

[metalawsome]

even lindsay lohan is like this is bullshit!

[metalawsome]

"theres not even a joke there im just really appreciative" xD best part

[AshleyKiMiller]

I LOVE WHALES! :D <3



[mrkimpossible12]

make him crank a kid outa his d**k (penis )hole and slap him and punch him that dude will never rasie a hand again !!!!

any questions hahah he didnt answer cause he couldnt raise his hand :p

[53jambar]

Hit him in the nuts constantly while he passes a tennis ball sized kidney stone

[sumon108]

Lovely

And Sexy

[joelahrens57]

Make him watch ultraviolet, the human centipede and teeth in an infinie loop for the rest of his life

[poshandcommen]

qotd: rip his dick off.

[KimmiLittle]

i do love red

[ANATALOSES]

0:00-0:17 XD i rofled so hard

[GRRR4WR]

Have him give birth through his (new) vagina, no meds, and have his WIFE beat him up >:C

[OrangeJewlius462]

They should make him eat, then swallow 3 tennis balls, while having micheal clark duncan slapping him in the face repeatedly. i'm pretty sure he'll know how she was feeling after that.

[drago2021]

Equal punishment? How about finding a way for guys to get pregnant, having large non-cliche black men rape him (thus impregnating him) and then beating him during HIS pregnancy. That's as equal as it gets. Aside from the rape, which is just there to 1UP his offense.

[puddingkiller1]

Y so many clocks oh yeah u suk 4 making fun of dead people

[clandestine919]

Thumbs up if you agree that "The devil whales" is an amazing band name

[ELBEASTIFIED]

Cut off his drug/chicken supply..... :D

[Mr69hammertime]

Feed him taco bell and slap him while he's shittin his guts out at 4 in the mornin.

[lolforbob]

YOU TALK FUCKING TOO MUCH STFU

[tribalforrealz]

wtf is this, BAN!!!!

[INGLESOO]

stupid edition of video.

[zomgitsMattt]

shut up

[guitarboy202]

QOTD cut his dick

[venter234]

1244 of you are gay



[RazeLox]

While he is pissing a kidney stone, beat him in the knees with a bat.

[remo1315]

@AsianWomenCultLeader what the fuck ?? ur srsly confusing me .... just stfu

[AsianWomenCultLeader]

@remo1315 ? I don't even remember commenting on this video.

[kyrsten2010]

UMMMMM THIS IS SUPPER BORING UMMMM WASTE OF TIME

[SuperGrace1017]

oh wow that is so friggin stupid!

don't take out anything on Katy Perry

[gruby676]

you are the fucker.

[Ix3Neon]

They have "Juicy" on them because they're designer pajama pants. The designer, you ask? JUICY Couture... yep.

[SonicBoomDrive]

Need to buy more red shirts, and find out where Katy Perry lives.

[KatiaImogenSkye]

This, was just so boring.

[JerekOrbian]

Force the dude to have the sex change surgery, make him get raped by friendly whales, and when he's in labour, force cheetohs into his mouth, and throw out his babies. Not too harsh... Right?

[TYZL3RD0G]

the...clocks...are not....changing

[nskpsycho]

@TYZL3RD0G the time space continuum has been frozen in order record this video

[AwesomeTV2u]

1:25-1:30 HILARIOUS!!!! xDDDD

[Jzimmer123456789]

Your wall is so cool

[mariiamxD]

He's talking soooooooooo fast.



[queenfrostine97]

there's someone i know who must have like 50 red shirts, and everytime i see him i think "red will make women want to have sex with you, or female gorillas will want to have sex with you"

[kronansnusify]

all ur clocks have stoped !! lol

[reecie0787]

@kronansnusify you mean stopPed

[Kraze422]

Paust at 0:11

[fookkiebookkie]

i remember thinking i needed a red shirt for something so i bought one. now, after watching this for the 2nd time, i remember. :)

[GGFabs]

All watches show a different time lol

[DeletedDonkey]

her foot at 2:09 ?

[AceofSpade1000]

total shit....

stfu idiot

[katsrule321]

burn him

lol smiley face

[katsrule321]

death that's the worst thing I've ever heard

[thebluenipple]

anyone else going to start wearing more red shirts?

[realvampireful]

you sucks!!!

[katsrule321]

@realvampireful really

[RawrrFaith]

so like..which one tells the right time...

[ImSoSpartan]

I've been wearing a red shirt since 3rd of August 2010.

[jzamora999]

i'm going to buy a red shirt, pants, shoes and hat rite now and look for katy perry

[china3453]

He kinda has some red on his shirt lol

[hillisaccount]

"its sticky" lol

[horsefreak1016]

Slowly shave off small slices of his flesh and have him watch as it's fed to pigeons.

[321bawmbsgoBOOM]

i think stuck in an elevator in japan with an armed atom bomb will do. and maybe a twisted um.... well.. you know!

[jerkerina213]

rip off his balls with a fork then rub alcohol on the wound

[TheSpartanScorpion]

light him on fire and have him raped by midgets.

[AtomicBl453]

Meh, give him the electric chair, if he gets butthurt from words like that then he doesn't deserve to live.

[LilianaDaBf0987]

SHUT THE FUCK UP dude !

[atj5432]

tattoo i suck dick and like being raped on his neck and forehead

[atj5432]

stick candy up his butt and hit him like a pinata until he bleeds out of the mouth and after the woman can come over and beat him until she is tired then the baby she had will sit 5 feet away for him to forever feel guilty

:P have fun abuser dude

[4everadreamgurl]

No offense... But if you pled guilty during a trial, there is less consequence than if you pled innocent and found guilty by the judge or jury... But great video

[Jermz505]

lol he says red makes chicks horny nd hes wearing red :P

[jJuvyCrim]

#WINNING

[misdekpkac]

Chop off the guys dick then give him a sex transplant and then get raped by a midget while on fire and then shoot the baby while in the belly instead of an abortion

[CompanionCubie]

You actually like those pajama pants? o.o Guess the words give you a reason to stare at their butt. I dunno.

[TheBroodingTomFan]

i guess we should touch it

its sticky

[giolovin]

nice sexy voice :p

[br0user]

shove a baby dool up his ass and beat the shit aout of him with a pinata stick

[alvarez26]

this guy is freakin' retarded, can't believe i watched :45 seconds of this crap!

[lilarcadegurl]

Hang him by his nipples while I make him into a nice frothy stew XD

[PatrickDancerTV]

set him on fire and let midgets with every sort of STD rape him

[murilobn]

vai tomanocu seu filhodumaputa

[jiaani]

have u never noticed that evry time he changes topic the internet page on his computer changes with it??

[mckelroy88]

Tattoo the words "I'm a Child Molester" to his forehead then throw him in jail,

[mayers000]

make him spend a week with charlie sheen

[mcbride4life]

ur better then shane dawson its like u take speed

[mcbride4life]

ur better then shane dawson

[Double2Tee]

lock him in a room with kratos

[Cutietron]

put him in a house thats on fire and get raped by migets HAHAHAHA

[mssingu123]

so many clocks in tht room

[xxxisforporno]

Beat him while he's passing a kidney stone

[iLikeHouse1]

LOL!!!

[zeek56789]

Shoving a bowling ball up his ass. That would be the equivelant.

[GrayStudios]

@zeek56789 I was actually headed to the comments to write this.

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

@zeek56789 no shove it up his urethra then punch the fuck out of him

[NearlyPro21]

I'm jewish and I still like this video

[vampirodrako]

mastreta mxt es el nuevo automovil mexicano, este sera el rival más directo del Lotus Elise 1.8 R (1.8 192 cv/860 Kg), el Mastretta MXT tiene un motor central transversal de 2.3 litros y 4 cilindros con 200 cv tracción trasera. Pesa 1000 kg, hace el 0-100 Km/h entre 6 y 7 segundos y tiene una velocidad punta de 230 Km/h. Aquí, tengo que decirlo, el motor del Mastretta MXT no está muy desarrollado puesto que tan sólo pesa 140 kg más en cojunto que el Elise 1.8 R

[lash83n]

so...many....CLOCKS

[8gabeman8]

QOTD: setting him on fire and getting midgets to rape him?

Ibeleive that would be good.

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

@3:00

He sounds like a moose. :D

[pandapimpbabys]

When you said ''i was lit on fire and raped by migets'' i was drinking soda and spit it all over the computer screen...

[laineyrickard]

I love it how the clocks aren't moving..

[kurumuhatsunechan]

i have that clock

[LillyPad113355]

I think the dude should have to pee out a bowling ball while being punched in the throat........

[kitty050113]

I think the douchebag should have to give birth and have his wife start hitting him.

[JesselaPotter]

Sooo many clocks... I heard that if a girl wears the color pink that guys find it more attractive but I don't personally like the color red .

Ew..! I don't wanna touch a whale tongue!

[lealmex5150]

Love The Intro lol

[lovielapenguin]

i reallie like your house

[sirbestnameever]

an equal punishment would be phillp giving him a lap dance

[gotzeke25]

I loled when he said girls are atracted to red when he was whereing red!!

[Hotfire429]

I think the douche bag should be put through the pain of child birth without any medication.

[dfolkeparti]

@Hotfire429 This is a job for scientist; find a way to impregnate a man, and then let him be beaten by a fat, hairy, dimple covered woman.

[pulpsatire]

Thumps up if your tired of coming across this faggot, and want him to be honest with his video labeling!

[caseypioli]

@pulpsatire Nope, you're just a faggot, =/

[caseypioli]

@pulpsatire there's a reason he has over 1 mil views on this vid

[Alanwtp]

can somebody give me a link to this movie with this dancing nigger?

[RiceKrispyBug24]

I want that bloood to go some where spefi.. and give me babies!!

[duckiemistressluver]

i think a good punishment 4 the woman in labor beater, is that we implant giant kidney stones in his body. lol XP

[Dooterlicious]

I hate the video ads before the actual videos. It makes me want to travel to the headquarters of whoever is advertising their shit and kick them in the face several times and run away

[cctomcat32]

I'd say take him to area 51 and have one of the "undercover aliens" impregnate him w some weird alien technology and then give him hormones so he's always moody and pissy and then for the period however long it takes to make a baby alien in his man belly make him cook n clean in a crack house and during the day of conception have his wife come in and freak out while beating him in the face.

[SirNaziCommunist]

Equal punishment: Set him on fire while having 7 midgets dressed in satan costumes rape him

[njpelli]

Equal Punishment: Shove a glass bowling ball into his rectum, then as he tries to pass a kidney stone, beat the living shit out of him. This way the kidney stone is all the more painful and the bowling ball may or may not break, resulting in possible death - which is also possible during childbirth. I think it's about equal to what he did.

[SuperYwest]

there like 1,000 clocks in the back 

[Correlliful]

Equal punishment for this guy: MAKE HIM A GIRL, PUT HIM IN A DRESS, SOMEHOW MAKE HIM PREGNANT, AND BEAT THE $%#@! OUT OF HIM WHEN HE'S GIVING BIRTH OUT OF HIS %$#@! xD YAY!

[fr33kyleader3]

Thumbs up if you changed into a red shirt when he sad that. Ya noe,just to practice. :)

[WRHstudios]

he should have a 3.5 kg rock pushed out from his penis and while he is screaming in pain 7 midgets dressed in satan costumes should hit him with sticks.

[iTrollBadStuff]

Death by a million cuts

[meemeeciicii]

I say he be attcked by demons-and then when he really feels bad about what he did-he should go to coffesions and God will forgive him b/c every1 deserves a second change(wow I'm such a good person)

[Sprykeh]

@meemeeciicii Fuck off God-warrior. Rapists and women haters DO NOT deserve a second chance. Religion is a joke. I spit on the bible.

[Sprykeh]

@meemeeciicii OH, and by the way, if you're not smart enough to work out it was sarcasm at the end, I resepct views, but not yours :) good day.

[meemeeciicii]

@Sprykeh i dont understand why you are being so disrespectful tword me and my religion--i said nothing wrong, i am entitled to my opinion and you are entiled to your own but c'mon dont be immature about it. like really..who comes to youtube to argue?? and thank you for calling me a God-warrior ;-) i fight off haters like you ;-* may GOD BLESS YOU!!

[cctomcat32]

@meemeeciicii idk if thats the way things "really work" n i've seen you arguing w people that its the god given truth in the bible. but do you really think your religion definitively has to be whats what in the what? be realistic. if there was such an awesome thing as a god do you really think you could begin to describe what it really is. that and do you think it(god) would really believe the most fucked up cynical things that send people to "hell".

[sugarboyify]

i say equal punishment is give him a sex change and then make him give birth then attack him with rabid chipmunks =)

[kawasaki0zx]

shit 0:05

[Dude8561275]

1,181 are bitches

[suzigoodbun]

he speaks sooooooo fast,lol

[Celloloon]

lol im cant see red :(

[OUSAtOnY]

i think he shuld die of overdose of birth control and other medications tht she was under

[iBenedetto]

QOTD: cut his balls off, fashion a functional vagina out of his pen0r, impregnate him and 9 months later when he's giving birth slap him around a few times...it could happen :/

[jenshu7]

lol, i thought that he raped her while she was giving birth when you first said it.

[EebooTwo]

He should be strapped down naked with porn on the ceiling and an electic sander above his crotch.

[spacemanjames]

equal punishment for the guy would be having a watermelon shoved up his ass while being hit in the face with a baseball bat

[LoveTuesdays]

"Hey what's up? Laaaaaaaah :p"

"I guess we should touch it! IT'S STICKY."

[89schlappe]

people only watch this because of the imac

[thedesirecheck]

"And they're like 'Hey what's up blraaagghhhfgg' " LOL

[roadwarrior545]

Equal punishment would be having him pass an extremely large kidney stone while Bubba the ex-con is chopping his balls off.

[Baddassbunny09]

Being set on fire and being raped by midgets during dush bag birthh get it?!(:

[GiraffeDinosaurD]

punishment: fix male pregnancy test subject? him

[quartzlcc]

"...Jews I'm looking at you..." HAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT'S FUNNY

[gypsyvitae]

dude i grew up in az and sheriff joe really does suck!they found drugs in he desk and he blamed his kid saying they were theirs. im just glad to be out of that hell hole.

[Sh0tgun0pera]

What's the point of shooting the video piece by piece? Is it more visually appealing? It's more "exciting" to watch? Or is it because Philip here has so much to say that he has to get it down on paper first?

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

Treaty of Paris?

[MrJason300]

Lmaoo at sooo many things in this, love your videos xD

[7thingsbymiley]

MAKE HIM GIVE BIRTH AND THEN BEAT HIM UP WHILE HE IS GIVING BIRTH

[olentattimies]

plant a baby in him, then start punchin him.

[Meroroko]

"Only like 10 pepole will watch this"

thennn 1milion LOL

[pierreo33]

STFU