Every Girl In Newfoundland.mpg

[whelan709]

I show this song to my friends to laugh at you, that's probably why this song has as many views as it does.. It's people like you that make all us newfoundlanders look like a bunch of dumb hicks.

[LaughingMage]

RUTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER

[TheSpardikins]

p.s. judging by the comments and me seeing this on facebook twice, heads up, you're about to viral. at least in nl. which is like not going viral at all.

[TheSpardikins]

the fact that i still enjoyed this shows me that i REALLY like this instrumental. i just ignored the lyrics.

[SuperTeenageDrama]

auto tune ?

[zachcantwell]

So bad that its good....

[lawnshamrock7]

Dude, I'm sure you have talent, you can rhyme. You can rap!!! This song is garbage though! I hope you look back on this and laugh and say "What in the f@#K was I thinking". If you got nothing better to write about than vaginal gore then you have some serious musical problems you need to fix before writing another song. Sampling Drakes beat is perfectly OK, alot of rappers have no originality anymore, its acceptable! This song is horrible though!! I guess I have Mary-ann to blame! HAHA

[MaybeMemories16]

you make me slightly embarrassed to be a Newfoundlander...you dumb Subhuman.

[SuperTeenageDrama]

this makes Limit X crew look good ...and that's saying something

P.S after this song im convinced this kid has Aids

[Cacolucia2]

Vaginal murder and gore? That sounds lovely.

[Marface2007]

your parents are definitely closely related.

[nikkicater05]

hahahaahahahahahahahha, painful

[TheMoosechops]

this sucks more than anything.

[MrWelfarefraud]

oh, and at the end of the video it looks like napoleon dynamite is on the screen, just thought i'd point that out too hahaha

[MrWelfarefraud]

nobody wants to listen to some douchebag with no lyrical abilities rap in his basement about his sexual problems. you're not fooling anybody, we all know you're just rapping about girls and all the 'pussy' you get to compensate for the fact that in real life you sit around with all your buddies and fap to each other's corny raps while everyone girl in the world laughs at your arrogance and patheticness

[MrWelfarefraud]

second of all, your rapping is fucking terrible. like literally the worst thing i've ever heard in my entire life, not only are you shit but you also chose to pick a shit rapper's beat to rap to which just makes it even harder to listen to. What are you even talking about anyways? You wanna fuck every girl in newfoundland because this Mary-Ann chick stole your virginity and now you're so horny and can't get any from her anymore? that's the only message you're sending out.

[MrWelfarefraud]

hmm.. okay, first of all you are a scrawny white boy from newfoundland who has to wear 4 shirts to make it look like he's not starving to death, you have big ears and a big chin, you're rapping in your basement by yourself and your attempts to make yourself look intimidating in any way are by slapping the wall behind you and facepalming yourself? very scary. So i think it's safe to say that NO you are not sexual and girls probably all laugh at you. If not, they will after they see this.

[chrispomroy]

@MrWelfarefraud What're you, a ballin' black dude from Detroit? Aside from that, I have nothing to say. Color and heritage shouldn't be pertinent to the conversation.

[SSPARALYZER]

FUCK YAH THUMBS UP FOR DA GAMBO CROWD!!!! haha nice song mans its sick

[justinwilliamsmith]

this shit a gay as fuck lolololol rofl

[XxT0AST3RxX]

DUDE.... MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

[HereByTomorrow]

"Vaginal murder and gore"? *cringes*

[blackpuppet1234]

Please stop this.

[16alright]

Wow, fuck of guys seriously if you don't like him don't listen to him simple as that! Why even waste your time commenting if you don't like him obviously you guys are pieces of shits that have no life what so ever! Personally I love your music... Listen to it ever morning sure. :)

[il0vemusic32]

Jesus, some of these comments are taking this shit way too seriously. I think this song is good for a laugh, i've listened to it a fair few times, and there's some witty rhyming on the go. I like how you fit all those communities in there as well. :)

[newfieguy12311]

Dis feller I'ms awsome and don't diss him what ever happend to newfies stickin together well I'm wit him so peace!!:)

[ziborg13]

wow!!!!! you fucking suck balls!!!!! I can not see any girl wanting to fuck you... you squished tooth bastard.

[Prefectionist7]

Im from newfoundland my self too!

[braedenpilgrim]

This may actually be the worst song in the history of music. Give it up and quit stealing beats.

[SpardyTube]

lol hollaaaa

[steffler17]

This sucks 

[Sexknight91]

Why are you alive?

[vxzvxc]

Straight outa Da Gut YO!

[h72amh]

yesss byyy.

[David10Ha]

WHY??

[TheUnparagonedChris]

virgins are funny

[LivingDeadbeat]

sigh....

[jeremy29tunage]

FALCONNN PUNCHHH!

[saunsleeze]

hahaha! This really aint bad man! lol

[Branch750]

Dude it's too bad to your dad came in your mom. He should have taken your advice and baby showered her. Maybe then I wouldn't be watching this dumbass video filmed on a cellphone in your parents basement.

Seriously, I'm sure the best peice of pussy you ever got was a 13 year old behind the Mary Browns in Stephenville.

Make your parents proud and go back to trades college...

[TheTrueDomen]

@Branch750 dont diss the trades man

[Aylward709]

@Branch750 hahahah so true probally

[taralynnbodin8392]

mmm , thank you all . but i find this man pretty great. (: he's like the best thing to happen to me in my life, so FUCK OFF :) mkaay thanks

[xhale00]

shoelacez comment made me laugh haha

[shoelacez2007]

I promise you, you will never get laid again after this video. Also, the wall punch was pretty dramatic, it almost made me believe that I was watching an usher video and not an autistic pervert...almost..

[LynzySmash]

I actually think this is pretty creative.

[proskata88]

I wish I could take back the last 6 minutes of my life...

[jamiefeltham]

I think this guy is a joke, Its better off for him to get choked . No girls want him in newfoundland, Not even mary-ann (mary-ann x2) Man i made this off the top of my head, You ain't gettin any girls in your bed. Man i heard you dont even go drinkin, What the fuck are you thinkin. Im just a girl from gambo, Newfoundland, And its better off you put some weed in your plans!! Peacee:P DONT BE A DOUCHE BAG!! wait you are!!

[JimBaLimBus]

Sweet adorable jesus. What a joke!!!

[aperad]

this is a joke right?

[xhale00]

what do you mean by real life?

[jenreese09]

is this real life?

[depolarized]

omg!! this is like amazing haaaha. where can i get this guy's cd? i think my itunes isn't working becuz i looked for xhale and he wasn't there :s