Skins-Funny Quotes

[dummaboy88]

"theres no wanking in hamlet?" hahahaha!

[JUKProductions]

JJ's "Naomi/I Moan" line and Cook's reaction to Naomi's "clit cement mixer" line were the best ones.

However, James Fitch and Crispin were horrendously under-used.

[mikimikimoomoo]

You ladies like to wiggle don't you?

hahaha

they sure do ;)

[PatchBishop]

that song makes me want to die like freddie. 

[1malik007]

i bought a fucking gatto

[clarepies]

it would be better if it didnt have the song

[classyilgatto]

God, this song is the most annoying thing...

[smaaalltowngirl]

what no Katie fucking Fitch?! ahaha nevertheless, great video :D <3

[GagasLitteMonster]

LOL! I love Panda so much! She's like "He's a right beast ent he!?"

[AlyMox]

I BUY A FUCKING GATEAU !

[redladyinred]

why is there music in the background? i couldn't understand anything. this video was supposed to show us funny quotes and not music so i don't get why i tought it wouldb e a good idea to put music in the background itmakes no sense to me

[IntergalacticFetus99]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[keniapowa]

I MOAN



[VassiliZaitsev12]

What happened to Crayola dick? that one cracked me up

[MetalCookie3]

"You couldn't make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer" Best one by far lol xD

[Emilyashtraygirl]

Where´s "I´m Katie fucking fitch, ¿who the fuck are you?"

[spashleyXXlove]

hahaha "oiills" dude love this video

[annettwilliams]

Eww...

Don't look up soggy biscuit!!!

[MegaMissymee]

@annettwilliams well that helped didn't it! ewww

[xburk]

what about johnny white?

[samnicholsonlikesyt]

I bought a fucking Gateaux

[loveXxtwilightxX]

dinners ready. bitch.

[BLouise22]

The music was really distracting. Couldn't even hear what they were saying.

[missnelable]

whats soggy buiscuit...

[sodadrinker410]

@missnelable when guys have a race to cum on a buiscuit and the last one to cum on it had to eat it. Its distusting!

[missnelable]

@sodadrinker410 ewwwwy! wtf lol now i know!! always wondered what that was lol thanks.

[TheAllyIs]

I like this, but the music. I have never liked the Millionaires even when I was in ninth grade.

[SMKFsam666]

it was a wciekd video but background music was driving me insane

[xPunkway]

OMG, i am confused, how many fucks skins are they ? Two british versions and one american or what ? Someone explains.

[plms09]

@xPunkway there's only one british version. they have different generations every two seasons. meaning they bring in new characters. there was one american version but it sucked ass and got canceled

[xPunkway]

@plms09 Thank you for the information :)

[Santittany4ever]

"Naomi Spelled Backwards...Imoan" :D

[Rocken376]

Wait! what ever to happen to Oogy Oogy Oogy *(then award silcents)* i always laughed at dat part

[glitterpanda]

millionaires in background sucks. :|

[hobbitta]

I haven't even watched the video (I will) but I can say my favourite quote by far was: "ooilsssss and stuff.... oilssssss". hope you include it

[iPuntCats]

that background music is really loud

[blackmachina]

it should have included the line from the panda pop party where the girls talk about seamen and panda pop in a missionary position

[blackmachina]

it should have included the line from the panda pop party where the girls talk about panda pop in a missionary position

[ShaunaOSullivan]

Im off to watch skins now :)

[ASHLEYYYCullen]

which episode at 0:59? ;o

[ShaunaOSullivan]

@ASHLEYYYCullen Series 3 episode 9 :)

[ASHLEYYYCullen]

@ShaunaOSullivan Thank you :D xx

[ShaunaOSullivan]

@ASHLEYYYCullen Your welcome :)

[snippax]

I fucking love that look that Naomi has on her face at 0:55. It always left me with the impression that she decided to take charge of the, ahem, "wriggling" and put Emily on the bottom. Love it!

The audio is too loud, sorry to say. I can clearly understand the accents and it still seems like they're being a bit drowned out.

[marinamalkasten30]

You forget the one of Freddie where he says that he will not find his mum in a sofa or something like that xD

[rareflorence]

"i bought a fucking gateau"

[ProtestantsRUs]

Love how Cook says probably when Naomi asks him if he meant touche

[Pupcorn06]

I love it! SO FUNNY! My favorite was:

"O, er, sometimes.. you know?.. too.. stoned.. a-and go outside.. to.."*stutters*

*drops bottle* I don't want to be rude or anything, or erm.. uh.. don't take this the wrong way or anything but what episode is that?(you don't have to answer, just askin!)

[ShivisF]

combination of the above... lolwut?

[whatteverr3]

oils and stuff XD

[guera5]

@whatteverr3 love this one especially how emily says oils

[ShivisF]

He ends up so boring that somebody has to kill him! God Naomi why did you say how Skins ended? ):

[guera5]

@ShivisF i know when i re watched this episode was like wait naomi just told us Freddies ending

[TheGossipGirl4Ever00]

0.28 is it josie ??? from season 1-2 who helped chris get a job ??? i just realised it...

[doyouseereflection]

"Fun Sponge" ....great HAHA

[andybondoir18]

my friend's name is naomi and i call her I-MOAN which is flipped lol wow i thought i was the only one!!

[bellelovesyou4662]

"You ladies like to wriggle don't you?" - JJ .... XDDD

[xKaysharnaKamikaze]

you should have done this video without the background music -_____-

[ISleepWithMyIPOD]

"You know....sometimes....when we're tooo stoned too..."" Glances and nods toward the door

*drops the bottle*

"I'm sorry."

[chocolatebunnie34]

@ISleepWithMyIPOD XD That's one of my favorite. :)

[alliesoft]

I might get confused and fuck you with my strap on.. Naomi says that to Katie.

[skinsbloodyfantastic]

I dont think the audio is that loud

It was an excellent video

Nice Job

[241sexy]

panda is funny :D

[TheOnlyShauna]

I love the way Naomi says "somebody has to kill 'im!"

[VariedLyrics]

'I bought a fucking gateau.' Best line ever.

[PyrogirlZZ]

lol i moan lol naomi alright :P

[DynastyLewis]

Best song ever. Millionaires = legends. Too bad Dani left.

Millionaires + Skins = my heaven. ^_^

[zjg00bz]

Hahaha "I moan" :D

[ContagiousRandomness]

Naomi makes the best faces

[NoizeRemix]

Most of this is funny as

[Ralph1122]

i Brought a fucking gatteau

[SVTBloging]

whats with the bullshit music?

[Warlord1500]

I cant fucking hear a word theyre saying, why did you need some shit song behind it thats louder? sigh, excellent otherwise...

[Jeelzebub]

This would be a great vid if the music wasn't LOUDER than the actual dialogue.

[chocolatebunnie34]

@Jeelzebub I'm sorry. I thought that I did a good job with balancing the audio :/

[Jeelzebub]

@chocolatebunnie34 Sorry about that last comment, now that I think about it it may have come off as harsh and critical.

idk maybe I'm not used to their accents, 'cause it kinda sounds like they mumble, & the background music wasn't helping. lol

[chocolatebunnie34]

@Jeelzebub It's ok. <3

That might be part of it. But I do think I made the audio a little too loud. *shrug*

[griffsmiff1234]

@Jeelzebub you're soo sweeeeeeet :)

[XcheezeyX]

Favourite line - "There's not wanking in Hamlet"

"Oh yeah there is, loads, only they call it soliloquising" love it, lol

[TheBloggaholic]

hmm! Id like to help you OUT. Which way did you come in? ☺

[xChasingSummerx]

lol i love when cook says 'toush' and naomi goes 'you mean touche?' hhahaha

[rawr1800]

what episode is 30 seconds from?

[chocolatebunnie34]

@rawr1800 Season 3 Episode 5 - Freddie

[hpfan01rite]

where is the episode at the beginning from?

and 1:35, 2:40, and 1:43?

[chocolatebunnie34]

@hpfan01rite Beginning: Season 3 Episode 9, Katie and Emily

1:35: Season 3 Episode 4, Pandora 2:40: Season 3 Episode 1 1:43: Season 3 Episode 5, Freddie

[neonbrights]

"dinners ready..bitch" hahaha

[mizeLizz3]

whats with the background music, i cant even hear what there sayin

[haydn666]

I bought a fucking gattoe!

[da10ne1yth1ng]

the ending was epic

LOL

[25000205]

2:11 - 2:13 FUCKIN BRILL.

[choobido666]

hey can someone tell me what pandora says when in 3x02 episode Cook's basically looking for a girl to have sex with for the night, and she says "You're beautiful but no, tuppins fills my fanny/ tuppins feels not funny" (I didn't really understand what she says. Hope you see what I'm talking about and can help me! I'd like to make the joke to someone. Thanks

[AdisonFever]

I love it!!! :)

[jazzbj35]

love 1:42 imoan brill

[Theggeerryy]

which video editing program did you use?

[chocolatebunnie34]

Sony Vegas 9.0

[pennamb]

"I think we should willy waggle" LMAO

[GoneByJuly]

"Or was it Voldemort, he's a right beast, isn't he!"

[peytonscott87]

"you ladies like to wriggle don't you" LOL best scene from that entire episode and it was like 20 seconds long

[JAMES2K2COLD]

"Name?", "Crispin' ", "Second Name?", "No, Thats it just Crispin', Like Cher, Prince and Madonna, Crispin'" ... "Girls, Stupid, Your all so stupid" LMAO - We need to see more of Crispin' in Series 4, Maybe even become a member of te gang?

Cant wait for S4 !!

[123444beth]

HAHAH YA! and my name is chrispin,thats ma name, i dont like chavs! thats my game

[xbreezyxcupcakex]

haha "im sorry"

[worelora]

you couldn't make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue on my clit and stood on a cemint mixer...my fav line

[tn0tt]

doesn't JJ drink from that bottle ?

[chocolatebunnie34]

yeah. haha:D

[xHannahhBabbyyx]

hats th cip at the end from?

and the one with the piss on the bottle?

[chocolatebunnie34]

The one at the end is from Naomi's episode

and the piss in the bottle is from Freddie's episode.

[SpidermansGirlfriend]

what episode is the bit from when JJ says about naomi spelt backwards from??

[chocolatebunnie34]

season 3 episode 5 Freddie's episode.

[SpidermansGirlfriend]

good one!

[RemusCastello]

lol "Why don't you just get your porn on the internet like normal people?" Love it! Maybe I should actually watch this show.

[chocolatebunnie34]

good idea.