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  • Jesus has hit that ass on a regular basis.

  • haha

  • wait, is that why it burns when some people pee, too much penis power

  • Every time I drive past a Long John Silvers I burst out laughing.

  • 'a man that is livin to ejaculate, he's in a predator mode'.....Hahahaha.... the chick on the left looks like 'Jabba the Hut' dipped in chocolate

  • lol@aside of penis...!

  • PPRREEAACCHHH!!!!!!

  • long john silvers LMAO

  • This is true!!!

  • hit the bottom of the pussy hole.... i aint talking bout the pussy walls......

    Camron

  • you got to earn my penis power!

  • Bloodclart!

  • lol!!! and a rectum full of *!!!!

  • amazing! :D

  • "hitting the walls and working the middle" LMAO!!!

  • This shit is mad funny!!! ROTFLLLLLLL!!

  • Alexyss Tylor is my HERO!!! LOL

  • I bet she masturbates.

  • I think Alexis is speaking from experience. She talking like she fucked a lot of men and she got into some trouble along the way. It happens to the best of 'em Alexis. If a woman makes a man cum she has the power of the pussy over the man and vice versa. It's the same song the world over.

  • She makes a good point.

  • omg - a gangsta wanna be - yea what up byatch

  • She doesn't get laid

  • I think exactly the opposite.

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    Daaamn...does she ever stop talking?

    "An dis man won even buy you uh....some shrimp from Long John Silvers an wha da plate wha $2.99" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........

    She is so hilarious!

    But if you ask me seriously, I think she is really cute. No, really.

  • please dont tell me there is ppl following her advice, this was crazy hilarious!!

  • cute if you ask me :-)

    bless her.

  • she crazy

  • IM FREAKIN HORNY! u

  • "And this man wont even buy you uh.. some shrimp from Long John Silvers and what that plate what $2.99"????? LOOOOL!

  • i fucking died this is fucking hilarious!

  • oooohaaaa

  • the body of minors might not be suitable for them

    now please flag their bodies

  • lol, thats the first time iv heard the term "intra-vagina". lol =D

  • Love this woman.

  • hooked on da peenuss

  • omg, this woman is brilliant. fucking love her.

  • lmao she needs to hush.

  • LMAOOOO when her mom said,

    "A gurl ain't got a chance. So see I'm gonna have to stay prayed up!!!"

  • This woman is +5 internets.

  • Condi is that you???

  • Alexyss K. Tylor for Prez!

    "All Penises are NOT created equal.."

  • I've never heard someone be this honest to speak that frankly. Actually I laughed a lot watching this. But once you stop laughing you realize this is all solid advice. Really great job Alexyess

  • My penis has power!

  • I like the poor lady on the left...you go sister!

  • I'M IN PREDATOR MODE

  • She really loves the cock.

  • It's Obvious, she Basically Said it Herself...

    lol

  • whatever this lady knows more about the vag than any of us will ever know

  • haha..comedian russell howard talked about this vid on his tour..

    she dont half talk a load of rubbish lol!

  • that tour was amazing!!! That's why i'm watching this :)

  • Now I said that II wasnt gon' say nothing but I gosta do it. This woman is a str8 up freak.

    And her Vagina know s what to do when she see a man like me. I will dominate that girl and have her thinking she was connected to a penis. She better just stay right were she at,,up in dat chair beside her mamama, safe and secure. Cuz i bee don had to release the Last Seaman on dat azzz..ya heard!!!

  • Now I said that II wasnt gon' say nothing but I gosta do it. This woman is a str8 up freak.

    And her Vagina know s what to do when she see a man like me. I will dominate that girl and have her thinking she was connected to a penis. She better just stay right were she at,,up in dat chair beside her mamama, safe and secure. Cuz i bee don had to release the Last Seaman on dat azzz..ya heard!!!

  • How can the other lady listen to this without laughing ?

    "With a penis all up in yo vagina, man you aint got no defenses! "

    LOL

  • Wow! I was not only amazed to see this clip. Im actually jealous of her! She is speaking about more than one G-spot! Hell, I havent found the first one! LOL! This woman has had some wonderful sexual experiences. I havent stayed up all nite with my heart pounding rapidly thinking of a PENIS! Im left only to believe that I have been missing something! Is there a PENIS out there that can do all that? I have to re evaluate my sex-capades. Going foward, Im not letting anyone hit my bottom! Whew....

  • with a peenus all up in your vagina, man, you aint got no defenses ROFLMAFAO

  • all peenus are not created equal LMFAO

  • I laughed the hardest at these:

    "Her vagina is cold"

    "some men have so much heat and intensity in theya peenus"

    "peenus powa"

    "the peenus ejaculate all in her brain"

    and her pronunciation of "da peenus"

  • Funniest thing about this? That fat old lady was hot and bothered by the end of the rant, but she's never going to admit it. "look out for that." Yeah. Sure you will.

  • WE ARE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!

  • This lady is a Penis Expert.

  • Over nine thousand hells upon you, racist.

  • Real funny! I enjoyed this.

  • When you spend you life fornicating, your gonna be wanting more and, more and, getting less and, less.

    Lot's of "mind blowing" advice for a losing lifestyle.

  • curled up in a ball on floor mumbling Happy place.. . Happy place.. Happy place ..

  • nuthin wrong with soothin' the vagina. Amen. Penis/Vagina Power should be a new boy/girl band. -rectum full of sperm ha! This is a gross bitch!

  • This is too good. Yeah i got penis power!!! and i wont buy you any shrimp even if its less then 2.99$. So watch out cold vaginas i may be in predator mode.

  • I'll hit that shit

  • PENIS POWER

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

  • One word:

    AWKWARDDDDDDDD.

  • I'm a good guy, I have no problem treating a woman to Long John Silvers for the $2.99 special. I'll even let them add an item.

  • Jackrabbit?

  • SNAP girl..

    TFHL

  • Da Man wouldn't even buy you shrimp from "Long John Silver" but he'd offer you a side of penus!!!

    This still HILLARIOUS even to this day!!

  • Thank you for not being a like Eve Enslser and actually admitting you like the real dick.

  • Blah blah blah! women like men to dominate and use them, thats why they keep choosing them over and over. Pussy only has power over weak men.

  • more than one g-spot?!?...goddang!...i want another one too!!

  • Dude is this for real? Where do these people come from?

  • "the penus dun ejakulated all in her brain" "He breakin her ass down MAN" LoL

  • YO THIS NEVER GETS OLD

  • "When a penus is all in her vagina, she has no defenses!"

  • WOW. And I don't mean World of War Craft! GOD Bless America.I want to contact this lady.Even though I am not in to black girls but that lady need my Russian power in her vagina.I will spread the POWER of Communism in to her.I am proud that some brothers know how how to CONTROL!

  • I'm sooooooo horny and haven't had a penusss for over 10 yrs. My vibrator is almost broken. What is a fag to do?

  • JACK RABBUTT?!

  • yes it goes both ways...the vag power can be much more powerfull ....and her vag IS COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ICE cold

  • HER VAGINA IS COLD

  • All those men 'living' to ejaculate are predators. It's a proven fact - this bitch says so. Also, those poor women with their cold vagina's have out of control clitorises that lust after 'hot' penises. They also want to be bent over like pretzels. This is also a proven fact - because this bitch says so. This is some seriously brilliant feminist commentary.

  • my pants are on fire i want to bend her like a pretzel.

  • Im living to ejaculate

  • look out ms... tylor says your a predator, me to i guess...

  • penis power lol lol lol wtf

  • He's in a preditor mode. He's using his penis as a weapon. He's looking for a the lonely woman, her vagina is cold. LOL! Get em' Alexyss.

  • ...and it goes both ways

  • Don't let any man hit that bottom and work that middle.

  • dang

  • this man wont even by you shrimp from long john's...but he can give you a mouth full of sperm...LMAO!!!!

  • my penuuuus is on fire!

  • "bend her like she's a pretzel and give her the satisfaction that she needs"... HAHAHA.. classic. I can't believe this clip was intended to actually be taken seriously.

  • ooommmggg lol

  • lmao penouss powuuh

  • "PENOUS" LMAO

  • a friend just sent me this clip.

    this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen that wasn't supposed to be funny.

    I see this clip in the same light as a cult film.

    This has some incredible one-liners in it.

    I'm a white male.

    and I'm gunna quote this for years to come

  • id fuck her real hard

  • It would appear as though she hasn't had any penis for a long, long time. She's practically salivating as she goes into detail. All that built up frustration... thats some scary shit.

  • Don't let every man hit the bottom.

  • Hittin' the walls and workin' the middle.

  • yikes her mother is so clearly retarded.

  • ive never seen a vagina but ive seen a lot of dick and i love dick

  • lmao, and flaky

  • Long John Silver??? Penis Power Guys!

  • ohj yeah i forgot...jackrabbit lololol

  • penuhs and vuhgina lol

  • the peNUHS!

  • she's partialy true, she has alot of good points, but i can't stop laughing...i just can't

  • what

    the

    fuck

    is

    this?

  • That's the mechanical jack rabbit for the clit.

  • He's breaking her down man. He's fucking her into slavery. He's in preditor mode. He knows her vagina is cold.

    Who's Vagina is it?

  • Panda ...i think u are a little off base brah....she is getting it big time...Alexyss is one in touch woman...damn!

  • Alexyss..cum to maui baby.i love you!!iI'll get it ALL goin on for you baby...fuck u are the real deal baby...LMAOROTF!!!!

  • I know that young women especially african american women can relate to what she is saying. If you can look past the comedy Ms. Tylor, delivers the truth! No matter how raw you might think she is for those women who might care this is female empowerment.

  • she needs to get laid, that's why she's so bitter

  • Don't let every man hit your bottom. Then they get you doggy style and then they start talking. He's screwing her into submission.

  • haha....funniest thing i seen all morning..she is really serious..."screwing her into slavery"..hahahahaha

  • Not at all, this is fucking stupid.

  • what she is saying is truth though

  • this hit is vagina church!?

  • 'it's like what, 2.99?' LMAO!

  • I don't know about you but I want to fuck that gorilla sitting next to the main bitch. I'd tap that in a sexond. Oops did i say sexond? That's hot. I lasted until 3:37

  • "the man won't get you some shrimp from long john silvers but he will get you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm"

    ajjajajaajaja instant clasic

  • I fuckin' love it. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Yes it is Hilarious. She's serious. I know she experienced all of this penis power because she knows about it too well.

  • Yup, this is still the funniest thing on YOUTUBE!

  • and how many times was vagina said in this 9 minutes?

  • 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000

  • She's serious with her testimony.LOL this is too funny! she's a good preacher!!

  • Shut up nasty fat dike, u aint getting none.

  • You mad cause tranny you have a penis and you wish you had a vagina. You still tucking your penis and balls in those dingy stretch pants. You still stuffing your bra with Kleenex?

  • SO MUCH HEAT AND INTENSITY IN THEY PEENUS! Awesome, she speaks the truth. 5/5

  • G SPOTS LOL

  • Don't let every man hit your bottom! That women is being seduce. That man is using his penis to screw her into submissiion and make her a slave.

  • Dammn my bf gets his big hard dick on fire for me, It's a good thing Alexxis, baby girl, you're missing out beeotch.

    All the love.

  • LOL @ the vagina's G spots

  • HEAT AND INTENSITY IN THEY PEENUS

  • you need more penis

  • She knows what she's talking about. I think she understands the psycho physical connection perfectly. She is phenomenal.

  • I love her!!! She does damn talk straight about the penis

  • bwaahahahaahah. yeah. yeah.

  • SHE NEEDS THE VAGINA PENETRATION

  • < sarcasm >

    Oh lawds, dat's a very wordy mouth that nice little negro girl has, mercy mercy.

    < /sarcasm >

  • i have not had ebonics yet, lol.

  • DAYUM! You gotta get me some of dis here Penis Power mens!

  • LOL@hittin the bottom and the penis done ejaculated in her brain.

  • LOL@mouth and rectum full of sperm. She's had that before im sure.

  • penis vagina blah blah bla ho blah blah blah vagina blah blah penis blah blah vagina.....

  • DAm but she was gettin her groove on at the end though....

  • By the way zinc is a good cold and flu remedy. It helps your immune system. That's why they sell zinc tablets in the drug store. So you can demonstrate some penis power in more ways than one when your woman has a cold.

  • she makes my dick get HUUUARD

  • A mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm?????was this bitch in porn or some shit??????????? she sound like a bitter ex porn star lolololol

  • I hate to say this, cause I'm usually leery of silly assed loudmouth bitches, but girlfriend is pushin some righteous shit! Most women turn out to be boring sex partners because they dont't appreciate the subtleties of the pairing ritual. Take it from The Junkyard Dawg: When that ass gets tapped RIGHT, thats some spiritual shit! Al is just puttin it out there like it is, straight no chaser. And if you are a woman and don't get it, THAT'S the problem.

  • GMAB. You don't need prayer, you need common sense and self-respect. Why are both of these women acting like women are these helpless victims against no good men? And some of the stuff she was talking about with regards to sex is ridiculous. She's just mad because she was turned out and then dumped, probably by her own stupidity. Another bitter used woman trying to use her personal experience as generalizations and dispensing shaky advice.

  • I hate to say this, cause I'm usually leery of silly assed loudmouth bitches, but girlfriend is pushin some righteous shit! Most women turn out to be boring sex partners because they dont't appreciate the subtleties of the pairing ritual. Take it from The Junkyard Dawg: When that ass gets tapped RIGHT, thats some spiritual shit! Al is just puttin it out there like it is, straight no chaser. And if you are a woman and don't get it, THAT'S the problem.

  • look 8:50.. "thank you for watching the alexiss tyler show.. and we'll see you next time for more of.. vagina power.. *evil laugh*" that's creepy..

  • is she preaching?? 'cause she sure knows how to.. hehe..