M13's New Bike!!!

[SHYSHILLY]

another fake thumbnail and title to reel viewers in.. le sigh.. -_-

[laktix]

i just love random videos :D

[bluemotion1905]

DOGS

[webbst]

oi i like your videos keep it up..

[sawn9779]

haha nice love your videos

[pijanykrolik]

hahahah i pissed my self laughing while watching this video XD such a sarcastic video... great. keep it up ( even tho this video is like 2 years old )

[SuperDrunkwalrus]

XXL HELMETS ftw man

[KerryDoan]

wheres the ducati 999

[MarkieBhoy17]

how do u do tht u had a picture of a red bike in the thumbnail but u never had fottage of it in the actual video

[philler101]

Heritage Canada moments ftw!

[florestiner12312]

That bike has character!

[brokenthorn15]

Hey M, I like your sense of humor, you should make more sarcastic jokes and such ^^ you're funny

[nitroboy2]

u know the kid seat is the wrong way round ? it can break easily

i work in a bike shop , and see'en horrible accidents to kids

they need support from the back

[gurgir]

u bitch i got trolled -.- wheres the red 1

[VuAndy16]

BIKERS ARE SO COOL

[sonnyman2000]

@420norway du e gaaal

[13mordeth]

@420norway Hello! And thank you for watching/commenting on my video. And in answer to your question. I posted this video because my subscribers like it. It has 10 times more "likes" than "dislikes" and has earned me about 100usd in revenue. Any other questions?

[d4kota1995]

@13mordeth dont listen to that i like your vids keep them coming

[SplookBlook]

@420norway The fuck outta here, dumb bitch

[EliteZodiac92]

@420norway I smell insecurities!

[Astrales]

'winnie' was a real bear that the real christopher robin used to visit at london zoo. Now you know.

[GAMESGLORIOUSGAMES]

@Astrales how do you know that 'winnie' wasnt named after winnipeg. now that is the question.

[13mordeth]

@Astrales The bear was named after Winnipeg as that is where it came from.

[PureR4ge]

@Astrales Just so YOU know, it was his bear, he actually donated it to the zoo.

[firesoup23]

gay GAY

[Styxorcist]

Am I the only one that was looking for nunchuks in the basket?

[AvatarJizz]

lol'd at his muzzles

[DarkFlash45]

I just love how thers always something interesting in his vids

[samuelsanchez2010]

DUDE WTF EVERYONE CALL A BICYCLE A BIKE HERE IN THE USA WHAT THE FUCK MAN SHIT ITS CALLED SLANG YOUR JUST PLAIN STUPID

[atieng24]

M13 you are hilarious

[shigalbigal]

Your head is freakishly small.

[13mordeth]

@shigalbigal Actually it's freakishly large. I wear an XXL size hat or helmet.

[shigalbigal]

@13mordeth Looks really small on the video, but as you said - its the mirror.

Just wanted to write that comment, since I love being an idiot.

Thanks for replying tho! I feel so special.

[SuperDrunkwalrus]

@13mordeth M13 Im 14 and i wear a XL for a XXL i forgot ill go check later havnt riden in ages as i havnt been to my dads in a while

[JUSTEATYOURFISH]

@shigalbigal what time on the video is it?

[shigalbigal]

@JUSTEATYOURFISH No idea, you can see it when he gets on the bike.

[chevlumina]

I didnt know Winnie was named after Winnipeg.. Duff beer from The Simpsons is named after Duff McKagan, the bassist from Guns n Roses.. M13, I feel that we have bonded after sharing useless trivia with eachother

[Soetman]

little did he know that this bike will result in the horrible accident featuring his son ;P

[tauren224]

Rofl, you do indeed have a freakishly small head there. :P

[Drifter425]

This was exactly what I was expecting.

[nitroboy2]

u put the kid seat on backwards , Aaha Aaha

[Tonyyxv]

you say its pretty much shit in this video ... LOL!!

[CoolLikePenguinNuts]

I got all excited when I saw a Ducati superbike in the little caption thingy. Not to say I'm not excited about your bicycle. I'm just not as excited as I would be, had it been a Ducati super bike. Well, nice Giant... :)

[cendol94]

Good. Now make us a video to ride it.

[89holbrook]

and how would this guy get something to his house? like a new tv or dresser or anything else bigger than a school book?

[oliv555]

M13s FROM WINNIPEG!? Awesome man I'm from Winnipeg too. Why'd you leave?

[Proud2BeAPirate]

@oliv555 Because he was on drugs and fucked every girl he met.

[rx119]

coolest drive way ever~

[TheLoneWolf1124]

yeah you are my kinda guy

[M3TALFLY]

You are awesome M13

[kienyewbeast]

Your "branded" bicycle is probably MORE EXPENSIVE than my old cheap motorcycle. :D

[williambrodie]

I have finally found something that M13 doesnt know a ton about.... Bike tyres!

[garrittpwl]

It makes me angry to see a piano in the sewer

[maniaco200]

Your vids are always entertaining...even if you are just showing a small driveway. Keep it up!

[Servatis17]

M13, im reporting you for Spam>Misleading thumbnail! I hope you get banned forever! Teach you not to get my hopes up for nothing :(

J/K....

[morningdew00]

Why iz u snooping on people? ;P Going back and forth thru that passage daily would make him a great contemplator, don't u think? ;P At least he's not homeless. ;o)

[883gilmour]

fuck that's fuckin awesome. Really!!! your hometown is Winnipeg. I live in Morden MB! I was in Winnipeg today. Damn that's awesome. Hey Fellow Canadian!

[LucentTwinkle]

woah! that's a kewl seat for your kid!

[nomainreason]

Yeap.. that 749 thumbnail is misleading.. I really thought you got a Ducati.. almost wanted to ask you how you like it..

[Jawarable]

I look at this and all i can think is, This would make a great Call of Duty Map

[moneyindabank]

what time can you see his face in the mirror?

[PookieMonsterRawr]

shittt! M13's new bike, i bet you leave all the litre bikes in the dust eh

[fretzombie]

So the ditches there are open sewers? Why?

[nfz4q2]

@fretzombie it isn't, its often just storm drains... same as in any other country.

also, it can be sewage but its not the piss and shit type, just the shower water and stuff like that.

but i could be wrong, never been to taiwan but in south east asia it is commonly just storm drains

[Likeafoxow]

damn, thought you got a 999

[247mrclean]

I was hoping to see another Ape but aww well.

I just started subscribing. Have you ever though about riding a RS125 rather than a scooter? I understand the scooter though. On a comfort/easy of usage level they can not be beat.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Where's the purdy red motorcycle? (I feel so used) LOL

[Ninjapjs]

You NEED to make a video of you riding that thing around town with a boombox (yes I was around in the 80's) in your basket playing "Bad to the Bone". The song is cliche, although since you are in Taiwan it is not played out!..........yet.

[linkyo60]

one day later, NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!

[likemachines]

HA! i noticed all sorts of Ducati links in the previews to the right and was thinking that you bought yourself a new Monster or something of that nature.... but then i heard 'shimano' and realized i was mistaken. still, congratulations on your new bike-- may your love and thirst for mileage remain legendary.

[b4igetu]

@likemachines Check out his Tags, He put Ducati in there to trick us all.

[JLuvie123]

I can't see his head at all :(

[wildicepick]

what if the guy was a murderer????? :o (that would suck)

[middlemanclayton]

XD I NEW U WERE BLUFFING, i was like hmm he got a new bike naaah i bet hes joking and wadayanow LOL

[nikonxxx]

NOW THATS GANGSTER

[ZikrieX]

Thank god it's not Rick Roll. Sweet bike btw.

[0Topsykrett0]

Loved how you got a Canadian bell!!  WOOT!!

[droppinsumfudge]

Is this a joke?

[NodnarbRS]

Your bike sucks :)

[jupejupes]

I miss the "Heritage Minutes" that used to be on TV in the 90's. It's on YouTube "A Part Of Our Heritage - Winnie The Pooh"

[pkersoul]

im just cruisin.. dog.. lol

[Servatis17]

Haha thumbnail tricked me........thought you were about to whip around to a Ducatti or something after the view of that beautiful sewer

[cavaliers60]

Future upgrade..... Seat adjusted two inches higher. haha 

[DRCsyntax]

I was totally expecting a full sprint back from dogs...or zombies.

[Quentyn73]

Hey, that's nice bicycle, still it is not a bike. I heard that you fart a lot by riding a bicycle. Do you know if it is true now riding yourself one?

[13mordeth]

@Quentyn73 I'm guessing English isn't your first language because the first meaning for the word "bike" would be "bicycle" and then perhaps second would be "motorcycle".

[seiketsu85]

@13mordeth English inst my first language, but once u use a picture of a motorcycle I guess everybody will think that you are talking about a motorcycle. =D

Sorry about the punctuation and anyother mistake.

[1ch190]

@13mordeth Sooooo Canadian. :D

[Bluffeddood]

@13mordeth owned :D

[Quentyn73]

@13mordeth: Since Shakespeare, English seems to be the most widely and extensively abused language in the world. I had my share of abusing it. Bike means two-wheeler, generally. Besides, there was pun intended.

[HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE]

@13mordeth english teacher teaches lesson lol :D

[Kheperan]

@Quentyn73 wtf??

[TheMuslumPedophile]

You had me fooled by the tumbnail picture, thought you spent big bucks for a grand motorbike.

[kalashnikov96]

It's a very guy thing to go: Well this doesn't work but it looks cool so I just stuck it on there anyway.

[worldtravel101]

odd that this video didnt show in my subscription list. youtube has been doing that to me a lot recently. i stumbled on to this from another vid.

[Frace91]

why didn't i expect that :D

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that's the end of this comment

[bestname24]

i got a LED light shining up ward just in case if the birds didn't see me... lol

[AndreasFalk8]

"But first i thought you'd like to see this sewer... ALRIGHT"

[brownbear323]

my bike just got stolen a while ago :( well....not all of it they left the frame of it (since it was secured with a chain) but they took the tires and everything else i guess they really needed crack money xD

[fliingskwrl]

on another note, I thought I would use your video comment space to infrom the world i traded in my 650r for a 09 zx10r. So my question to you MORDETH, why oh why wont you get a liter bike? I semi know why, and I am assuming its because you have to be serious when your on a liter bike, but you can have fun on the 650, its almost like the idea for a scooter..... but... You have scooters, and I know youve mentioned before you dont like liters but please inform me in a comment or video. please.

[13mordeth]

@fliingskwrl Liter bikes....they are slower in the city and in traffic.....oh and on curvy mountain roads they are slower as well. Plus they are in low rpms under 75mph so they sound like a car most of the time. I've raced dozens and dozens of liter bikes....and 95% of the time a 600 is quicker. I find liter bikes to be very........boring.

[roaddiablo]

@13mordeth Liter is for flat top end, an bragging. 600 is where its at.

[MrJrakk]

@13mordeth Wow... someone that actually agrees with me that 600's for the most part are faster in reality.. unless you ride a straight line to work.. 600's are the way!

[daedrick]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, mordeth sound soOoOooOo000Ooo disillusioned its funny.

[Yorkxxx]

You should do a series on that bike!

[TheAnigai]

id pick that anyday over a ninja quacker

[mobilemarshall]

sick bike m13

[xacezkillzx]

hahaha havent seen xiao mei in awhile

[mcmanus1806]

if i left my bike that long unattended here in the UK. some cunt would have nicked it :/

[andyroo24601]

Reminds me of City 17....

[thereaper10001]

THUMBS UP FOR THE DOG!!

[LARC0]

Made in china. ;). All my bicycle bits are made elsewhere and last ten times as long. I actually like cycling more than motorbiking these days.

[Seth6Strummer]

Lmfao. Love ya M13. Thats fuckin great! omg

[EricTough]

I think if you turned hard enough in your bike you could hit your kid in the face with the handlebars. handy if he is having a bit of a tantrum. "waaaah waaaah" HARD RIGHT

*smack*

[ryanruns]

@EricTough Yeah, because intentionally hitting your kid in the face with handlebars is funny.

[EricTough]

@ryanruns Ever heard of a joke?

[KrumpetNylon]

why every1 say this is a good bike? i think it normal or even bad bike. sry :\

[13mordeth]

@KrumpetNylon Because they have average to above average intelligence and understand jokes...and how to joke along. You on the other hand...

[REC0IL89]

@KrumpetNylon LOL M13 just dissed you XD

[KrumpetNylon]

@REC0IL89 hehe thx :)

[funkyassfingers]

Fricken sweet. Have you taken it off any sweet jumps?

[funkyassfingers]

Fricken sweet. Have you taken it off any sweet jumps?

[TheReapersSon]

The muzzle is so you can't interact with teh women, but the tissue is so you can still feel them long after they've gone :)

[Cordell54able]

it amazes me that you can post anything and still get tons of views. of course I always check your stuff out , sooo... I guess the moral of the story is -- life goes on and on and on :) love the sewer btw @#$%

[cubix2006]

Ninja -> scooter -> 'market' bike -> pushcart?? This isn't trending well. ;)

[delacob]

@cubix2006 He'll be saying he bought a trike next :)

[67kneil]

giant used to be an awesome bike 10 years ago they led the mountain bike wave

winnie the pooh didnt know about that

[kyoutenshi]

Mandals? wtf?

[VALKIR4636]

i was expecting a motorbike... well i guess the dog can ride in the kid's seat when you get bored (btw is it ba-bao or bow bow? lol )

[skittlepower95]

@VALKIR4636 i think its bao bao

[iGhost]

whats the speed on that bike ? :D

[chrissept21]

giant isnt actually a bad brand i was gunna buy one, but i went with trek instead

[3232James]

13mordeth Where does the word tigger originate from?

[syncmaster915n]

There must be a hack of a story as to why that piano ended up in that sewer lol.

[skittlepower95]

@syncmaster915n angry midget storm

[TheHoodadooda]

Do a wheelie! :3

[fireguy777]

dude, ur neighbor has a moat =P

[wtfitzphat]

have you seen the movie Seventh Moon 13mordeth? That movie reminds me of where you live. Shit is creepy as fuck. hahahah movie kinda sucks...but the location creeps me out. I went to Vietnam and had horrible flashbacks. lol

[JhonyGP]

nice ride.... and that house works excellent as a runaway safehouse... you know... like when you're trying to hide from the cops...

[MRATOMIK94]

i though by the pic it was a new motorbike :)

[RandomKid396]

something tells me it's just a random bike and 13m decided to make a video of it too >_>

[zeus2117]

you Fucker lol the initial shot shows a Ducati lol where is it????

[ospray911]

I could see mordeth playing twitch on LoL cause hes a sneaky bastard

[sushlet]

Xiao mei? Doesn't that mean 'little sister'?

[GmasterRED]

So all the sewage from those houses goes into that creek thing? Is it processed at all fist? Must stink like hell.

[GmasterRED]

Why didnt you rie the bike down the drive way?

[delacob]

@GmasterRED There was slippery crap on the path, he has thin (wobbly) tires, and it's adjacent to a large sewage ditch. What could possibly have gone wrong?

[GmasterRED]

@delacob

He could have had a nice bath with his dogs, like they wanted to. Besides, an experinced rider like M13 wouldn't slip over some dog shit, he eats dog shit for breakfast.

[GmasterRED]

Hahaha, nice one. Cool thumbnail bro.

[SeeProfileForDetails]

ain't you pop ain't you stop don't clop

[AdelineProductions]

What are you doing? Slap some custom rims on that!

[cornrows1978]

lol

[mekox]

Aww i Really thought you had a new Bike, just to see a...bike?!...and a sewer!...lol good stuff.

[farthead4321]

i could of used that dog crap

[TheBigdaddyjuggalo88]

were it the bike that was on the first pic i though you got that

[saisin84]

Cool bike :D

[runtor1988]

He LITERALLY lives in the middle of nowhere!!! OH NOES!!!

[CoBrAM4N]

i knew it was going to be a sham :P

[onegrayleaf]

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww mordeth

[VideoMonster2]

what the heck! I didnt know Giant produces this kind of models (Called as "Market bikes" by our locals). Cool! How much does it cost?

[13mordeth]

@VideoMonster2 Perhaps 120 usd.

[antonyr123]

@13mordeth dude gaints are one of the biggest bike companys :P

I have a 2009 gaint downhill frame cost me 1400 USD

[Dizzra1]

ASS!!!!LOL,,Why does this have the thumbnail as a motorcycle???LOL,,,i was like "Hes kidding",and I kept waiting on you to show a new motorcycle,HAHAHA

[NibbleHusky]

i have a giant yukon.... :D

get a MTB. they're so much better...

[charlieismystagename]

NICE I'm from Winnipeg too!

[snapgarrett1]

i bet that piano belonged to the guy that owned that house, he tried to get it to his house on the epic driveway but while playing a mega solo while carrying it, he lost his footing and it fell in the river sewer thing and he was like fuck it i'm not with pianos anyways and he went on to write that one guitar note that plays when m13's logo appears

[arakitai]

Open sewers. Lovely. Reminds me why I hated living in 3rd world countries. Or 2nd world. Or whatever... Poverty sucks.

[ValKap2012]

Your dogs are so well behaved!

[XxxBritishxxX]

pop a wheelie

[crazybart21]

beats walking. Ns bike

[ozwerks]

I love that short guitar riff with your logo you use to split up a video. so pro. It would real funny if you used it like 10 or 15 times in one video at random.