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  • Next Ashes series should be pretty even then seeing Australia and England are shit these days!

  • Sledging your opponent behind his back? Complete lack of class not to mention masculinity. Say it to his face next time, KP.

  • Johnson either gets like 50-100 runs OR like 3/60 OR 0/50000...

  • its funny coz england suck at cricket

  • @howawesomeislife That's why they're ranked number 1 in the world you muppet

  • Sorry how did india do over her in the summer didn't they get their asses handed to them

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  • Hahah you poms, we'll own you in football and outsing you as well.

  • @WBFC1995 dream on lover boy

    noone out sings the kings

  • @Brat4PrimeMinister Outsung by Croatia the last time I watched you play at Wembley.

  • @4duff5 lol at your reply but its so true haha. love your country though and love the people, being out there is such a refreshing change. am flying out to perth in 2 weeks to spend christmas with the family and cannot wait. you should be proud of it :-)

  • @hirdy6.........gotta say the australians need to be segregated from themselves..........done the last 2 ashes tours and have never seen so many fans fighting between themselves.........that mid strength beer is a bit too much i think

  • @TheCricketman77 I am from Australia and its true we are such amateurs in the drinking department compared to the English! As I discovered visiting England last year haha! We are still a young country at heart best not be too judgemental

  • lmao @jumpnjza apparently "more cultured" means using chants to condescendingly bag out the local players and culture non-stop. "Ohhhh his bowling is shite". What sparkling repartee!

  • KP seems to agree :)

  • England ullu ka pattha hai, KP gaand ka latta hai

  • BHAGO BHAGO AAYA BHOOT. MICHAEL VAUGHAN KI MA KI CHUT!

  • NEEM KA PATTA KADVA HAI, IAN BELL BHADWA HAI

  • hey yo hey yo POMMIES are bastards!

  • 6 people are Australian

  • What are they saying? :S

  • @videoguru447 "he bowls to the left, her bowls to the right, that's Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite.

  • @09srjb Ah wicked, thanks dude!

  • Load of piss heads-there for the beer not cricker! KP is a wanker, not English, shouldn't be playing for England

  • @cockywatchman1976

    Haha, I dont think England fans spend thousands of pounds to fly out and drink shit beer... I'd say they are there for the cricket

  • @Jamesborisbye Well I know 10 guys, mates of mine. They went to the Ashes trip before this....they just got pissed every day, every night...went the beach, missed lots of the cricket. They came back with tales of shouting abuse at Macgill and generally arsing around. The barmy army is a piss up club end of. If I went to watch cricket and I was on the piss, Id love to be in with them. If I was there for just the cricket, Id go insane next to that lot! Theyre overweight morons!

  • @Jamesborisbye Well I know 10 guys, mates of mine. They went to the Ashes trip before this....they just got pissed every day, every night...went the beach, missed lots of the cricket. They came back with tales of shouting abuse at Macgill and generally arsing around. The barmy army is a piss up club end of. If I went to watch cricket and I was on the piss, Id love to be in with them. If I was there for just the cricket, Id go insane next to that lot! Theyre overweight morons!

  • @matthewwellen .....yes england played well but u gotta consider that it was a home series ....and if u see india's record at home u will say india at home is far better than england at home >>>ps it was msd 's first test series loss

  • India's performance (or lack of ) in both the test and one day series was a disgrace to the game of cricket. how could the FORMER no 1 side be that bad. England deserve to be number 1 more than any other side due to how well we have rebuilt from 2005 and with players like buttler, vince, morgan, bairstow and taylor coming through the ranks it's likely that we will remain number one for a long time! p.s. greame swann massive contributor to our success!!!!

  • he takes bribes from the left he takes bribes from the right ohhhh thats paki sunni or shiite...

  • its blatent all of these 'barmy army fans' are football fans and just go for the banter ;)

  • KP-Top Lad

  • If there is a more loathsome person in all of sport other than Mitchell Johnson, I don't know who it is. Take that!

  • @agramsci step forward lionel messi

  • I was here!!!!

  • dumb pommy cunts. at leats they can ryhme

    

  • @simonboost  and spell...

  • @simonboost shut the fuck up, were the best in the wrold you unt

  • what do they say? sounds funny lool

  • @pufc97 It's in the description mate

  • @willkerry aite cheers :)

  • Ha! KP's a legend for joining in with this. And Johnson was shite during the Ashes.

  • Shit that's a clear picture - must have a nice camera

  • I love the barmy army..but it's not legit !

    ~like my friend right, he's an aussie supporter, but he got PAID to join the barmy army ! not the whole group supports england.

  • KP - LAD

  • @tb1985uk King LAD!!

  • good call barmy army !

    

  • He dives to the left he dives to the right oooooh that ms dohni his wicketkeeping is shite

  • @gazza0070071

    Hahaha... good call.

  • @gazza0070071 he's indian world cup winning captain u dirty cunt wat did straus do in the world cup ???

  • @adithbeckham1 Lo u mad sand nigger. 4.0

  • @adithbeckham1 Strauss made England the number 1 test side in the world.

  • @jabbawokee MSD made India 1 two years back

  • @gazza0070071 Where did dhoni come from? I thought this video was about Johnson.

  • @gazza0070071

    i fucking love your comment. it is hilarious. hahaha. msd sucks prior is better!!!

  • @gazza0070071

    Lol...This joke is getting old when used at others.

  • @gazza0070071 He spins to the left, He spins to the right that Greame Swann his Spin bowling is shite.

  • @aayush111112: Not quite, the words there don't match the rhythm of the song.

  • @gazza0070071 Yuvi: I smashed him to the left I smashed him to the right, that girl stuart broad his bowling is shite

  • @baldeepsingh Well Broad made Yuvraj look like a fat club cricketer last summer, he pwnd the entire indian team lol. 4-0

  • @hallsterr Yuvraj fat club cricketer? Yeah thats why he won world cup player of the tournament. You guys can't even win a world cup let alone this prestigious award haha

  • seriously pal.......ms dhoni is the and i repeat is the best wicket keeper/batsmen/captain in international cricket at this very moment....and yeah i m open to debate....

  • @FBIFullbloodedindian In one day cricket probably, but in test cricket, the best WK/Bat is Matthew Prior. Dhoni was badly exposed last summer.

  • go KP,

  • I'm an Indian (and of course a supporter of Team India), but I have to say that England have a far better bowling attack than us. I think India does have a slight edge in the batting department. However, I wouldnt be surprised if england go on to be the No.1 team in test cricket by the end of this year.

  • @hemantb19 indeed, with Sehwag your batting is better, but we have the better balanced team, should be a good series!!

  • Yes KP legend

  • Yer well in the end we still came home with the urn

  • atleast mitchell johnson plays for his own country

  • @bferguson67 *cough* bitter *cough*

  • @bferguson67 Grow up mate. We have an abundance of foreign talent in English Premier League, Players coming in from across the globe, showcasing their talent, skill & commitment and making OUR clubs win. KP moved from S. Af to England, big deal! Its the perfect example of sport without borders, making the world a united place, a better place to live.

  • @hemantb19 there is a difference between representing a club in a different country and representing a different country all together

  • All stems from football. So great

  • @kingofkop1 he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that mitchell johnson, his bowling is shite.

  • I'm anglo-indian-persian & bloody confused when india plays england.But just these bastards make me want to support england.love these guys.

    but india's got the talent.

  • @TheSimon2777 no, India has the flat road pitches.

  • @cjdiverson :but england hasn't won a test series against india ,home or away,for the last 16 years.Not like they're beating the indians when they play over here in england either.

    why can't the english guys bat on those flat road pitches,mate?

  • @TheSimon2777 Let's just wait and see what happens in the test series when they play over here. If India beat England this summer, then I'll admit that India are as good a side as made out, no problem. But I'm willing to bet my house that England will beat them comfortably. Like I said, if I'm wrong, I'll throw my hands up.

  • @cjdiverson Mate,I wouldn't mind england winning at all.

    But we can't deny what's already happened.England haven't won a test series home or away against india for a long long time.

    Fine let's just 'wait and see'.

  • @cjdiverson

    You haven't beaten India in 15 years, mate. We also beat you the last time we played you in In-ger-laaaand.

  • @FlyingPig1902 @TheSimon2777 Wait, whats this? 2-0 to England after 2 test matches? Not like I've been saying India are overrated for the past 4 years.

  • @cjdiverson you mean to say you've been saying this for 4 years, and they have only just had a poor test series?

  • and the best tunes ?

  • pretty sure thats the old ronaldo chant....johnson deserves it anyway

  • He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is sh*te

  • @mayankspandey Still better than harmison will ever bowl!.

  • Barmy Army are the best cricket fans

  • Taking the old ronaldo chant!! Fair play!! Wot a ashes to off been at! Outplayed and outsung!!

  • Barmy Army, consider cricket fans from all over the world singing this along with you!

  • England has the best cricket fans...

  • @jumpnjza2 India has the best!

  • @Dimescream

    I'm an Indian fan so I'd like to think so but this is unfortunately not true.

  • @jumpnjza2 The English sing, but the Indians turn the stadium upside down!

  • @Dimescream

    I prefer singing. Hehehe.

  • @Dimescream

    Objectively though, English fans are the best because they prepare entire songs to be sung at the ground creating a great atmosphere. They're generally more intelligent than Australian fans too. The latter are drunken degenerate bogans who only shout shit like "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy". Of course the English like to drink, but they're more cultured. Indian fans are getting there - they need to start singing songs at games!

  • @jumpnjza2 One cannot anglicize the Indian fans. The Indian fans do it their way and will always be the same. I still feel that the Indian fans are the best, despite the English's "organized" way of celebrating.

  • @Dimescream

    Ok

  • @jumpnjza2 indian fans sing a lot of songs..its just that most of them are in hindi or some other regional languages!

  • @jumpnjza2 Obviously they aren't more intelligent because you just stereotyped a whole group of people on the actions of those who go to a test match.

  • @haydesj

    Shut the fuck up.

  • @jumpnjza2 Lol pull your head out of your ass you dumb cunt. You say you are more educated and more intelligent but then label a whole country from the actions of 50,000 people and then when I call you out for it you tell me to shut the fuck up. You obviously aren't as intelligent as you think you are. Grow the fuck up.

  • @jumpnjza2 Look up objective you mouthy dickhead. At least Australians can watch sports without having to be segregated from opposition supporters and be forced to peer at the action through wire. We also don't go abroad and disgrace our country like so many English sporting supporters do. Why don't you shut the fuck up or better still, chew on that great big fat tongue and choke. Now run along, surely the goat needs feeding or rooting about the only two things you'd be proficient at.

  • @hirdy6

    Wahhhh wahhhh wahhhh.

  • @jumpnjza2 About what I would expect from you, tell me do you drive cabs or work in a convenience store?

  • @hirdy6

    Man cheer up and stop acting like a bitch. Fuck off.

  • @jumpnjza2

    Yeah, England has the best and the most Hypocritical fans.

    

  • Not a big fan of KP, but when its against the likes of Clarke or Johnson I guess he's all right

  • Fucking hate Mitchell Johnson.

  • that michell johnson he on only bowls shit!!

  • Certain people dont like Germans. But I like the Germans more than the Scottish welsh or Irish. By a long long way n'all....

  • not quite, as warped as that song you made up

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  • @mahlstadt Yes. You're a fucking idiot.

  • @BillyCaftdunt What about the war songs English football fans sing to Germans?

    Do they cross the line?

  • @mahlstadt what war songs?

  • @SNIFFMYBADGER "One World Cup and two World Wars, Do Da"

    "Ten German Bombers in the Air"

  • @mahlstadt I just love how English footballs fans see Germany as their main rival while the Germans look on at them in surprise thinking "but you're crap". A bit like if Zimbabwean cricket fans looked at Australia as their rivals.

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  • @cipher656james Oh, come off it. Everyone in Germany knows England is crap compared to them.

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  • @cipher656james Must of? You don't even know your own language you ignorant fool. Must of is something you would expect from an American.

  • And I bet he wishes Mitchell Johnson was English too..........

  • Steve Smith is half English also.

  • Hey England fans, how long before you steal Kevin O'Brien to play for you? Better go on a recruitment drive to South Africa and Ireland and get some more players. Lol, Ireland.

  • @bongo155 Yeah we'll have him, we'd probably have some of your players as well, but they're pretty crap

  • @SNIFFMYBADGER Nice job against Bangladesh.

  • @bongo155 nice job in the ashes

  • Hats off England...Greattt we are happy here too... From India

  • Aussies=Sore Losers!

  • KP, what a LAD

  • I was there for the whole boxing day test.... what a great test match...

    the aussies were soooo confident at 10.30am 26/12 but by 6pm it was curtains!

    england till i die.....

  • @martinwellborne not in test cricket he won't, he's a laughing stock.

  • why does he get such abuse? he is a great fast bowler, easily the best in aus and he rivals anything we got

  • @lozzag13 Because he is an absolute dick who sledges anything that moves. Total unsportsmanlike prick.

  • James Anderson averages 38 against Australia, 33 against India and 37.5 against South Africa. WHAT A LEGEND!

  • Surprised to see Pietersen joining in, perhaps he's secretly disappointed that he managed to get out to a sh*te bowler so many times!

  • @TheDLPVideos A shit bowler than has a better average than Anderson. If Johnson is shit then Anderson is complete fucking crap. I mean you must be pretty crap if you're not averaging under 30.

  • @bongo155 Dude, I love Mitchy Johnson, I was being sarcastic before :P

  • @TheDLPVideos: Well you'd be surprised how much cricket players respond to the crowd. I once heckled Prior at a county game regarding the fact he was fielding opposed to being behind the wicket and he turned round and nodded in agreement! 

  • @kanenkitten haha, we claim Matty Prior over here as an honorary Victorian after he played for us in the Big Bash! Pietersen replies to the crowd alot, takes it with a pinch of salt which is brilliant

  • Only Ashes.. That's it..! 

  • wow poms are retarded. so retarded. johnson is better than any cricketer you have ever produced. thats funny.

  • @brynjones11 and where exactly did the Ashes end up?

  • @brynjones11. australian with a welsh name and as thick as mince. mate, you've got it really rough.

  • @brynjones11 What's funny is, that if you think Johnson is better than any cricketer England has produced you know fuck all about cricket. This idiot got dropped from a abysmal Oz side during the Ashes and has lived off the back of a series 3 years ago in SA. What is funny is, you trying to give it the big one, after your team has had it's ass handed to it, in it's own back yard in such spectacular fashion. Your team is a spent force, end of.

  • Did we not just retain the Ashes on Australian soil ??? Do your homework.

  • mitchell is shite, simple as that

  • im australian and even i was seeing this bahahah

  • Whats better than sitting in the sun all day watching the greatest sport on earth, whilst sipping ice cold beers and taunting Australians ...magic! he bowls to the leffftttt ....

  • i think you poms are being a bit harsh on johnson. Sure he's as consistent as melbourne weather, but when he's good he's unplayable. Our batsmen on the other hand... useless. congrats on the ashes win, 15 year wait must be a good feeling. I'm sure i'll enjoy it in 2 years :)

  • @youbetzler "I'm sure i'll enjoy it in 2 years "

    Most Aussies said the same thing two years ago. Look how that worked out.

  • @baggie00001 Most poms said they would win in 1989 against the worst Australian team ever. Them you said would win in 1990/91 and then in 1993, and then in 1994/95 and then in 1997 and then in 1998/99 and then in 2001 and then in 2002/03. Remind me how all those series turned out.

  • @bongo155 well remind us of how 2005 2009 and 2010 turned out

  • @MrMaffew87 South Africa A won 2005, 2009 and 2010/11. Bit like the England v Netherlands match. Two cricketing minnows that had to resort to getting a bunch of South Africans to stop being complete crap.

  • @bongo155 hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    still hurting is it???

    if its any consolation, I was there at the MCG singing that with them...... and it fcking worked, put him off like a bitch!

    fcken gold!

    the best part of the ashes wasnt the actual cricket, its all the aussie whinging afterwards... i fcken love it, man!

  • @bongo155 Haha, someones living in the past. Dust off the old VHS tapes mate. Australians dont have a leg to stand on when they cant beat England at sport, mainly because your culture is puddle deep (Quick-name a good Aussie band from the last 10 years??). Enjoy London 2012 when we take you to the cleaners in all manner of sports.

  • @pharry4life You mean like the Commonwealth Games where you were going to take us to the cleaners?Oh, wait,you didnt have Scotland and Wales to carry you.Take your cycling team, full of Welsh and Scots like Chris Hoy and Cooke and even a Belgian. I like how you were going to smash in the pool in Delhi. Look at how that turned out. So, you need South African players to beat us in cricket and Wales and Scotland in the Olympics.Now I know you;re only ranked 5th in rugby - too many English players

  • @pharry4life savage garden and silverchair have both sold millions, although i do get your point. i love silverchair.

  • Geez, I'm Aussie and even I want to join the Barmy Army to sing this!

  • @plummer89 FUCKING TRAITOR!

  • @85Aheadstix Dw i feel awful, Mitch was truely shit though!

  • Mitchell Johnson has got Pietersen out 4 times so far this summer. Looks like Johnson is winning, he has deffinitely go the better of KP.

  • @Muzza93X all poor shots nothing to do with the bowling he is shite

  • Awesome. That's what it's about! Hate that players get in trouble for getting involved with stuff like this though, it's all good fun. End of the day if he bowled straight more often he wouldn't get abused!

  • swann song is great to

  • ..... if i am correct then english bowling destoryed you aussies anderson, all 'english' and remind me who was man of series..... cook 'english'.... let us not forget symonds..

  • YES KP, could'nt be more glad

  • KP is a lad :)

  • as an australian, can i say congrats to england, completely outplayed.... and this chant is great, i also love the "Swann will tear you apart again"