Silent Night, Blasphemous Night

[SpazInBlack]

@shrivak

Hehehe...

Let's see how long you last, mortal. When Cthulhu comes, none shall be spared from his never-ending thirst...

[Slithera]

@SpazInBlack I give them about ten minutes. ;)

[Scorpion396]

LOL!!!!



[shrivak]

Fuck that, I'm gonna live! Motherfucking old ones better be the one's to watch the fuck out....

[TankTaur]

Blasphemous indeed. Hilarious too.

[muraalia]

I woke up in the middle of the night, and had this song with these lyrics stuck in my head. Quite interesting, lying in bed in the dark with "We're all going to diieee, we are all going to diie" going round in your head.

[singletona082]

Strangely enough my family does not like the idea of me playing this (and the other lovecraft carols) when the family gathers this year.

Wonder why.

[iseezapie]

@singletona082 Their minds are not able to comprehend the majesty of the great old ones, they have not been touched by the gift of madness ;)

[muraalia]

I frakking love these! xD They sound good and they're so funny!

[singletona082]

Given how insipid most carols seem to be. I find these oddly comforting.

[GBGdevotie]

Meh. Still not as scary as "Christmas Shoes."

[ChaoticFallenAngel]

This society is fucking awesome.

[SigilofBaphomett]

At least Cthulhu cares enough to kill us all :D The other god just ignores us.

[Pentarax]

I do have to wonder how many recordings/takes they did of this due to fits of laughter.

[JackOFBlades111]

@Pentarax I would thumbs that up x100 if I could

[NECRONOM1C0N]

thumbs up if you hear this song the night before the December 21, 2012

[Joalda1]

This song is so beautiful!!!

[magicarp79]

I imagined the singers singing "we are all going to die" with calm, expressionless face. I ended up with tummy cramp from laughing too much...

[BazerkerKing]

WHO WRITES THIS STUFF!!!

[charcoalrox]

@BazerkerKing H.P. Lovecraft

[FroggerbobT]

@BazerkerKing H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, also sometimes the Dagon Tabernacle Choir.

[SP4LFe]

Gotta love the names of the artists of each song. This one is by Dagon Tabernacle Choir

[KryoWarrior]

This song fills me with joy. :>

[ApocalypseOwl]

At this christmas in an english lesson my teacher asked each one of us to find a christmas song. Instead of all the classics, I used this one.

[singletona082]

@ApocalypseOwl How did the class take to it?

C'mon, please don't leave us hanging that's just too epic to not get a response out of.

[ApocalypseOwl]

@singletona082 They Called me insane and asked what was wrong with me, my english class teacher was severely disturbed. I laughed hard, and said in an eerie voice: ''Cthulhu R'lyeh Fhtagn.

[TheAzekiel]

tonight on celebrity deady match the great old ones vs. raptor jesus

[kopilit]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[F1NGER]

Cthulhu saves!

(so he can eat later)

[WunderRiot]

Merry christmas my dear Lovecraftians!

[Eleonoretg]

@WunderRiot  Thanks :) happiness in your tentacules !

[CaptPhoenix]

What happens if you Nuke Cthulhu? He reforms in ten rounds, but now he's radioactive! - from Cthulhu Now RPG supplement

[Dionysius8421]

@CaptPhoenix So pretty much becomes mini-Azathoth, the Nuclear Chaos.

[yrrath]

HAHAHAHA

[Drachenschatz1]

I just cant take a song serious that is bast on "silent night holy night". The fact that i cant make out all of the lyrics makes it not better. It sounds really funny to me, like if someone wanted to make fun of all the stuff.

[Amarinthstargazer]

@Drachenschatz1 I cannot take anybody seriously who complains about a few garbled lyrics and yet cannot spell "based" correctly, nor can use proper grammar. However, that's just -me-... someone who had absolutely no problem understanding this song.

[SoullessAbomination]

@Drachenschatz1 "makes it not better"..... Holy balls man.

[jackbaron11]

@Drachenschatz1

In english?

[bloodyGr]

lyrics?

[returnoftheramble3]

yes, unless we can harass each other long enough to have to build defensive shields against waves. Fuck humans, so asleep, we are all going to die if one of them comes up or from wherever.

[MightySunTzu]

@returnoftheramble3 unless they get hit by a steamboat like cthulhu did....

[returnoftheramble3]

@MightySunTzu I'm not talking about the whales.

[MightySunTzu]

@returnoftheramble3 then i might have misunderstood your post... my bad.

[PierzStyx]

@MightySunTzu I think the "scary" part is not hurting them. Cthullu can be hurt. He just can't be killed. After he got hit by the speed boat his body immediately began reconstituting itself into one whole again. Eventually Cthullu wins because we die and he can't.

[MightySunTzu]

@PierzStyx death is an illusion, plus, we can just keep making steamboats, eventually mankind will die out and cthulhu will keep having to regenerate from being hit by steamboats and missiles repeatedly, so he will have missed killing off mankind himself, although we may be destroyed by azathoth or a different elder god besides cthulhu, then again i think we'll just blow ourselves up before the stars align and cthulhu can return.

[BloodyNightRosesGT]

LOL! I'm the Cosmic terror

[MidskakurUlvur]

Silent night, Blasphemous night Evil quake at the sight Monsters rising from deep re'leh People screaming please go away Great Cthulhu has come, Great Cthulhu has come Silent night, blasphemous night Great ones reign Deaths(?) in sight Horrid beasties enslaving mankind Cosmic terror destroying your mind We're all going to die! We are all going to die! These songs need to be put into a collection called Cultists Carols :)

[Himself6196]

@MidskakurUlvur These songs.. are.. in fact.. part of an album. =/

[MidskakurUlvur]

@Himself6196 oh, cool :) Didn't know.

[Himself6196]

@MidskakurUlvur Heh. Is okay.

[N3bu14Gr4y]

Shouldn't it be "Violent Night?"

[247bullitt]

this is the single most twisted, creepy, horrible, dark, nightmarish, AWESOME,cool

carol i have ever heard........

but its seriously the scariest thing i've ever heard in my life haha!

[SBD1138]

Jesus saves. Allah forgives, Cthulu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich

[Zellig]

Silent night, blasphemous night. People quake at the sight. Monsters rising from deep R'lyeh. People screaming "Please go away!" Great Cthulhu has come, Great Cthulhu has come. Silent night, blasphemous night. Great Ones reign, death's in sight. Horrid beasties enslaving mankind, Cosmic terror destroying your mind. We're all going to die, We are all going to die.

[davidmckenneybarscha]

Cthulhu saves ... you for later.

[RoninShinobi88]

Oh this is twisted! I think I'm going to hell just for listening.

[AutumnViewer]

@RoninShinobi88 Don't worry, it's just fiction. Or so they say...

[RoninShinobi88]

@AutumnViewer lol

[MegaSuyan]

@RoninShinobi88 lmao!



[Benhammer1313]

awsome

[dracomaster666]

Can someone post the Lyrics?

[mager56723]

no, cthulu just eats 1d3 investigators first. THEN we make a SAN check.

[ShinJefLebowski]

you all loose 1 d6 sanity...

awesome song ;)

[BigFuckingPig]

Brain-exploding song!

[ElveeKaye]

"Weee are all goooing to diiiiee!"

Can I have Christmas dinner, first? Hate to waste a perfectly good turkey.

[KenshinKunsinagi]

I think it would be funny to get a bunch of people to sing this at a church.

You'd be kick out on your ass, but it would be SO worth it.

[JaneCochran]

@KenshinKunsinagi, I had a friend who got tricked into going a Pentecostal church and so for revenge when the cultists began speaking in tongues, he imitated them while reciting Lovecraft phrases (like "Ia! Ia! Shug Niggurath!") & from the Necronomicon. One of the Pentecostals next to him was going, "Praise Jesus, I can feel the Holy Spirit in you!" That moment made it worth it for him to go, though he never went again.

I'd say his work had been done. ;-)

[thoughtheglass]

thats litterally the funniest thing i've ever heard!

[MegaSuyan]

@JaneCochran good lord...maybe i should do the same XD (add in a little spasums and frantic twitching and we'll be in business!)

[Zellig]

@JaneCochran LMFAO. EPIC WIN.

[l0rf]

@JaneCochran So the Holy Spirit is Azatoth? I seriously did not know that...

[ravenblackthorne007]

@JaneCochran ROFLMAO !!!!! XD

[CasaRasna]

@JaneCochran you have just become my personal jesus.

[Penpy]

@JaneCochran Seems kind of petty to go out of his way to make fun of people. How exactly had he been "tricked" anyway? Was he tied up and drug there? Sounds like he's just being a dick.

[JaneCochran]

@Penpy

As best as I recall, he was in the Army at the time and one of the other soldiers was Pentecostal. His Pentecostal friend or whatever said he and others were going to help disadvantaged youth like he'd used to be so he went, but all the Pentecostals did was try converting hostile kids instead of helping them. Then they went to church which he hadn't been told about when he'd left and he'd already said he wasn't interested in going to their church.

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

@JaneCochran what a great story :)

[SilentVoices14]

@JaneCochran im pentacostal.... no all ov us speak tounge

[FenrirKar]

@SilentVoices14 "no all ov us speak tounge" You sure about that?

[SilentVoices14]

@FenrirKar its true, i never spoke tounge not that i know of anyways

[stormcrow5]

@JaneCochran Your friend is truly awsome

[KazigluTepes]

@KenshinKunsinagi: Epic win. It'd be worth it just to see everyone's reactions. So fun :D

In fact, these would all make wonderful caroling songs....

[mewminto368]

Have a very scary solstice!

[frankdiddly]

My soul taste similar to bacon?!

Really Cthulhu. You gotta watch your sodium intake. You're not a young pseudopod anymore.

[AznPersuazn90210]

Haha that is win.

[Eudaimonist]

Today is Solstice! Woo hoo!

[jonsaintgermain]

Dashing through Sunken R'lyeh, in a shoggeth-driven sleigh...

[N3bu14Gr4y]

The only madness Cthulhu seems to inspire is people singing his praises =P

[Cristy2596]

o.o

[sheilatx]

can i have the words to this please

[AcidIssue]

...

Would you kindly tell me where I can get this super special awesome CD, please? *huge adorable tearful begging puppy eyes*

I wanna have it so badly... *even more adorable tearful begging puppy eyes*

[DarrylCross]

From the HP Lovecraft Historical Society... I think it's cthulhulives (dot) org

[Gnostic2030]

The Atlantean Temple of Cthulhu was a Grand Jade Egyptian Styled Temple in Atlantis with a Obelisk with Cthulic Hydrographic writings it was amazing each of the Jade Cthulhu Statues had ruby eyes in each Cthulic Temple it was a part of Atlantean culture. too bad nothing is left of the Old Cult of Atlantis but Wisdom.

[Talwyn22]

My new xmas hymn :)

wonderful

[2happy2care]

Jesus loves you. Chtulhu thinks you tastes like chicken :-)

[OverusedArgument]

@2happy2care Even though noone cares, I'll say how I feel about Jesus and Cthulhu. I love Cthulhu, and think that Jesus tastes like chicken.

[cave321]

@2happy2care

Cool cthulhu knows how chicken taste :D

[ShanyiBacsi]

@2happy2care

You mean "like children".

[aliendragon23]

@2happy2care

...and...Jesus loves you just the way you are. Cthulhu thinks you need BBQ sauce...

[gamelover260]

@aliendragon23

Lovecraft had no "Evil" In cthulu mythos. Cthulus existences is just to much to comprehend. That is if i got it right..

[krazyfly321]

@2happy2care i think that the other way around ;)

[WhiteFang5285]

@2happy2care Cthulhu thinks Jesus tastes like chicken!

[TheGreatOldOnes]

so beautiful it gives me chills

[AeriaGl0ris]

"Weee are all goooing to diiiiiiiie." Laugh-until-you-cry funny.

[cujo1810]

Oh, this makes me so happy. So very happy. I must acquire this for my very own.

[sten0ne]

lots thx man im downloading the CD right now =)

theese are great

my favorite is the carol of the old ones xD

[hnoss13]

LMFAO!!! Now that's holiday music.

[demaskas]

Very entertaining. Thank you.