@Unitylov Why would he be confused is he not the one on posession of great wealth? If anyone is confused it is the avergae person who has no access to any real secrets of importance... maybe we taught about fictional characters like zeus whilst they are learning about the real truth? Who knows I don;t because i'm not rich enough but... others unfortunately are.
@SikhProphet - Zeus might be part of a myth... but I beleive he was real. Anyhow I am not supporting scientology or its practice I was just thinking out loud
Scientology is not a cult, being a cult implies that it's an actual religion and that it is to be taken seriously, this is just a joke. The only reason anyone has ever given me as to why they are a Scientologist is that they can afford too. Only in America will most people actually buy 1 to get the 2nd free even when they don't need it at all and only wanted to buy it after they saw that it was buy 1 get 1 free.
The Pagan root-word 'GOD' means spirit or soul of a deceased priest or king & actually Moses told Jews to worship a dead (X) sacrificial Emu in the desert but Jews were all partially deaf & couldn't hear as Moses was always yelling at them over something...
Moses was never talking about "JEHOVAH" & only ever told them to stay out of arguments like Emu's do so in reality L-Ron Hubbard (He used to yell a lot too) knew this & was telling the people to worship the Great "X-EMU" rargher than Xenu...
Just let the scientologists waste their money on their beliefs. Other religions aren't as publicly ridiculed because of their strength, but we might as well let them believe what they want to believe.
@graduator08 No, most religions are this publicly ridiculed because their members aren't insane. Of course, Jihadists and Jehovah Witnesses are free game, but that's because their beliefs make no sense. Sane Mormons, Muslims, and Christians, however, no one really cares.
So, not even looking at this from a religious view or perspective of faith, but just looking at good fiction plot writing: why would the loyal officers choose to elect that Xenu thing? As if it doesn't have malicious intent written all over it.
@SweetJ1641f Make that a 2nd rate sci-fi hack writer, he was very jealous of the top writers of the time, thinking he was as god as if not better than all of them, but he was down to hammering out short storied for pulp magazines and going nowhere. At one point he decided that writing crap for $.05 a word was going nowhere, and the real money was going to be made in religion, so he made one up.
Practically This man is Saying God Doesnt exist. and is making Fun Of All Religions. to Show you how worthless beliefs of religions are. and if this is really a serious religion and u BElieve in it Youre Dumb.
People believe this junk?! Humanity's collective idiocy never ceases to amaze and disturb me. I'm an amateur science-fantasy writer - it's a hobby of mine - and to think that some fellow such actually had his appallingly bad work turned into religious tenets seriously disturbs and disgusts me. Hubbard was not good at recording stuff either, this recording of him shows he was a seriously disturbed man, the man was mythomaniacal. I'd hate to go into his ironic hell; I'd get probed too much :D
IM GONNA START A RELIGION CALLED "WARRIOR PRINCESSOLOGY"
I BELIEVE IT ALL STARTED 800,000 BC YEARS AGO, WITH A WARRIOR BY THE NAME OF XENA, WHO WAS A GALACTIC WARRIOR PRINCESS. SHE FOUGHT BATTLES TO HELP US SURVIVE DURING OUR EVOLUTIONARY PERIOD, ALLOWING US TO GROW TO WHO WE ARE TODAY.. SHE NEEDED TO FIGHT THESE BATTLES TO HELP HER PEOPLE AS WELL. THEY CAME FROM A PLANET CALLED IWANAFUUKALOT. HER BATTLES........
PEOPLE HELP ME OUR HERE. I FORGOT WHAT ELSE HAPPENED LOL
This is a religion? With a supreme ruler alien spawning the human race then stepping back and watching us, guiding us, pulling the best thoughts from the best minds, evolving into a perfect being one day, and taking the worst and casting them aside into an abyss. No help for the marginal day-to-day worker bees. They're on their own, to learn for better or worse. Or did I miss something?
@mrmonkeyisland1 i dont know its impossible....mission impossible! DADA DADA DADADADADA.....see what i did there? :P (tom cruise joke) funny right?...no? then fuck you
Do you really think you stand a chance to survive, human fools? If you knew what kind of technology we have you would give up. Give up, right now! MUNCH, SNARF, CRUNCH
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tbh scientology is the biggest, fattest, smelliest piece of motherfucking made up cocksniffing BULLSHIT!!!!!!! like this if u feel the same
bla53653 2 weeks ago
joke blah blah blah just another bs cult
879twist 3 weeks ago
I think he got confused: Xenu could be Zeus and the thetans could be titans.... maybe
Unitylov 1 month ago
@Unitylov Why would he be confused is he not the one on posession of great wealth? If anyone is confused it is the avergae person who has no access to any real secrets of importance... maybe we taught about fictional characters like zeus whilst they are learning about the real truth? Who knows I don;t because i'm not rich enough but... others unfortunately are.
SikhProphet 3 weeks ago
@SikhProphet - Zeus might be part of a myth... but I beleive he was real. Anyhow I am not supporting scientology or its practice I was just thinking out loud
Unitylov 3 weeks ago
XENU MASTER MY THETANS AWAIT YOU!
RetardGenius 1 month ago
Dammit...I actually LIKED the Mission:Earth series. The lesson here: Writers, write. Speakers, speak. Writers, don't speak, just write.
invicta1313 1 month ago
Scientology is not a cult, being a cult implies that it's an actual religion and that it is to be taken seriously, this is just a joke. The only reason anyone has ever given me as to why they are a Scientologist is that they can afford too. Only in America will most people actually buy 1 to get the 2nd free even when they don't need it at all and only wanted to buy it after they saw that it was buy 1 get 1 free.
d3ltadrive 2 months ago
@d3ltadrive So Scientology is a joke? Aren't all religions "jokes?"
ChocolatePoop1301 1 month ago
@ChocolatePoop1301
Yes, all religions are jokes.
However scientology is not only a joke but also a swindling (in other words, that's called a sect).
Freez57fr 2 weeks ago
@Freez57fr I think you mean cult.
ChocolatePoop1301 1 week ago
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@d3ltadrive So Scientology is a joke? Aren't all religions "jokes?"
ChocolatePoop1301 1 month ago
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@d3ltadrive So Scientology is a joke? Aren't all religions "jokes?"
ChocolatePoop1301 1 month ago
The Pagan root-word 'GOD' means spirit or soul of a deceased priest or king & actually Moses told Jews to worship a dead (X) sacrificial Emu in the desert but Jews were all partially deaf & couldn't hear as Moses was always yelling at them over something...
Moses was never talking about "JEHOVAH" & only ever told them to stay out of arguments like Emu's do so in reality L-Ron Hubbard (He used to yell a lot too) knew this & was telling the people to worship the Great "X-EMU" rargher than Xenu...
spacelizardlaw 2 months ago
HA! Absolute gold!
88Anesthetize 2 months ago
Xenu I Love You, Xenu I Do! ^^
michaeloflaherty 2 months ago
Hail Xenu!
azasadny 2 months ago 4
Just let the scientologists waste their money on their beliefs. Other religions aren't as publicly ridiculed because of their strength, but we might as well let them believe what they want to believe.
graduator08 3 months ago 3
@graduator08 No, most religions are this publicly ridiculed because their members aren't insane. Of course, Jihadists and Jehovah Witnesses are free game, but that's because their beliefs make no sense. Sane Mormons, Muslims, and Christians, however, no one really cares.
Rosebunse 2 months ago
The audio was recorded on a potato
vaduel250 3 months ago
So, not even looking at this from a religious view or perspective of faith, but just looking at good fiction plot writing: why would the loyal officers choose to elect that Xenu thing? As if it doesn't have malicious intent written all over it.
Ahuazusu 3 months ago
The difference between Hubbard and today's scientologists is that he knew it was just a crock of hooey.
kokopelli314 3 months ago 7
To Hubbard, WEED ISNT LEGAL YET SO GET OFF IT!
xSpenceRx1 3 months ago
This is what happens when a science fiction writer/con artist studies the occult.
SweetJ1641f 4 months ago
@SweetJ1641f Make that a 2nd rate sci-fi hack writer, he was very jealous of the top writers of the time, thinking he was as god as if not better than all of them, but he was down to hammering out short storied for pulp magazines and going nowhere. At one point he decided that writing crap for $.05 a word was going nowhere, and the real money was going to be made in religion, so he made one up.
Oldbmwr100rs 2 months ago
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Maybe we right?
David Icke - The Reptilians and the Moon
youtube.com/watch?v=V2BrDe-rrRA&feature=related
Who Built the Moon (Matrix) ? p.1/
youtube.com/watch?v=KvMTCMYc5cc&feature=related
And find out, who is David Icke, you will like him...
tthanmor 4 months ago
Mwa-ha-ha!
sortedevaras 4 months ago
What the fuck is this scientology shit
CaptainRainbow3 4 months ago
What's Xenu got against cowboys in white hats?
iSupplanter 5 months ago
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Practically This man is Saying God Doesnt exist. and is making Fun Of All Religions. to Show you how worthless beliefs of religions are. and if this is really a serious religion and u BElieve in it Youre Dumb.
TheMenace408 6 months ago
are they LOL at him?!?!!? lol!!!!!
agentXD101 6 months ago
space plains hahahahahha contradicting terminology
WatchmenDrManhattan 6 months ago
GOOF DA FLOOFFF!!
koopafruit 7 months ago
tremendous wwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddssssss
biffvonwrinkle 7 months ago
rulah elect himah!
supahfly55 7 months ago
lol... but he din't say a singel tig abote Scientology???
rwofcomedy 8 months ago
i am the RULAHHHH! hahaha
vealer2 8 months ago
they deny it because only the elders are supposed to know about it , thats why South Park was shit on for the episode.
VictoryJenn7 8 months ago
kinda looks like cathulu
amazingdrummerboy 11 months ago
BOXXIS...boxxis...boxxis...and boxxis!
WorthwhilePat 1 year ago
L Ron Hubbard is gay. His name is Lafaggot.
jnorth1000 1 year ago
@jnorth1000 Now what would the Angry Gay Pope have to say about THAT? Hmmmm?
Nguli34689 1 year ago
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Tyotyo999 1 year ago
I want what he's smoking
fleamarket3000 1 year ago 9
ROO LA.
Mr11MUSICMAN 1 year ago 3
People believe this junk?! Humanity's collective idiocy never ceases to amaze and disturb me. I'm an amateur science-fantasy writer - it's a hobby of mine - and to think that some fellow such actually had his appallingly bad work turned into religious tenets seriously disturbs and disgusts me. Hubbard was not good at recording stuff either, this recording of him shows he was a seriously disturbed man, the man was mythomaniacal. I'd hate to go into his ironic hell; I'd get probed too much :D
KangarusGyrfalcon 1 year ago
@KangarusGyrfalcon this is what we watched in the cinema to believe this is a lie only level 8s remember
Emokidpro101 1 year ago
@theeyeoftheduck bad
blueangel0394 1 year ago
Goof the floof!!!!!
Clutch28 1 year ago
Rat-atat-atat-atat is LRH's REAL middle name...What a NUT!
sirensealight 1 year ago
@theeyeoftheduck lol they never say
thejustinl1 1 year ago
So there people who actually believe thus nonsense??
ogsancho702 1 year ago
@ogsancho702 sadly, yes. God-damn it.
josejalipano 1 year ago
It sounds like he's making this shit up as he goes.
iGLGred 1 year ago
"Goof the floof." l.o.l.
"Troops not knowing what the hell they're doing..." l.o.l.
dakotagerman1 1 year ago
well L.Ron Hubard was a satanist with Aliester Crowely before he wrote the book on dianetics.
TormentedStatue 1 year ago
IM GONNA START A RELIGION CALLED "WARRIOR PRINCESSOLOGY"
I BELIEVE IT ALL STARTED 800,000 BC YEARS AGO, WITH A WARRIOR BY THE NAME OF XENA, WHO WAS A GALACTIC WARRIOR PRINCESS. SHE FOUGHT BATTLES TO HELP US SURVIVE DURING OUR EVOLUTIONARY PERIOD, ALLOWING US TO GROW TO WHO WE ARE TODAY.. SHE NEEDED TO FIGHT THESE BATTLES TO HELP HER PEOPLE AS WELL. THEY CAME FROM A PLANET CALLED IWANAFUUKALOT. HER BATTLES........
PEOPLE HELP ME OUR HERE. I FORGOT WHAT ELSE HAPPENED LOL
nick1c1 1 year ago 3
If Hubbard was still alive and not in trouble with the law, I might want to go to one of his lectures just to hear him say: "ROO-LAHH".
Nguli34689 1 year ago 59
@Nguli34689 the tremendous WINNNNNNNDS
macmaasi79 1 year ago
@Nguli34689 Me Too
77rodrigoluiz 1 month ago
haha he's making it up on the spot
JonnyInfinite 1 year ago
This is a religion? With a supreme ruler alien spawning the human race then stepping back and watching us, guiding us, pulling the best thoughts from the best minds, evolving into a perfect being one day, and taking the worst and casting them aside into an abyss. No help for the marginal day-to-day worker bees. They're on their own, to learn for better or worse. Or did I miss something?
popeiix 1 year ago
that looks like a kick ass 2h staff
SuperMrRansom 1 year ago
Supreme RULAH.
Cloud2240Ruturnes 1 year ago 75
@Cloud2240Ruturnes
ruuulaaaaaaahhhhh,hahahaha
waleljekaj1 1 year ago
What utter bullshit. How people can believe in this is beyond me.
mrmonkeyisland1 1 year ago 2
@mrmonkeyisland1 i dont know its impossible....mission impossible! DADA DADA DADADADADA.....see what i did there? :P (tom cruise joke) funny right?...no? then fuck you
temporary1121 1 year ago
What kind of loot does Xenu drop?
10 or 25 man raid?
DillPickleet 1 year ago 4
+1 FREE XENU!!!!
ChrisTripp 1 year ago
ECQTACO! I'm a level 10 and ill kick Xenu's ass! MOOMOOSHO POOPOOQTACO!
nodogyougay48 1 year ago
FREE XENU
madmacmac 2 years ago
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Do you really think you stand a chance to survive, human fools? If you knew what kind of technology we have you would give up. Give up, right now! MUNCH, SNARF, CRUNCH
ReptaJuDo2012 2 years ago
Every time I see that picture of The Evil Lord Xenu, I burst out laughing.
HAIL XENU!
ButtersStotch7000 2 years ago
Yes, Hail Xenu!!
Nguli34689 2 years ago
Hubbard never lectured science fiction stories, he would lecture dianetics and scientology. Example this lecture here
Imariscent 3 years ago