Metaphor-Free Radio

[TheJofisean]

I would like the video but the eric clapton referance was too brutal

[squrilleyboy]

Man, what happened to collegehumor? Why don't they post good videos like this anymore?

[jamescrazypig]

Don't be like Pat Cassels....

[dilbert113]

were all taking large amounts of pills LOL

[MrEpicano]

The beatles song xD

[davidchase814]

DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[MrCallofthemastodon]

Othe than the messed up Jeremy one, It was very good!

[pillowman10]

lol favorite was the beatles one XD

[KinduVborrd]

@shongrocks1622 you don't know Elvis or the Beatles? That's sad.

[shongrocks1622]

@KinduVborrd i know them.. just don'y know the particular songs..

[shongrocks1622]

don't know any of these songs

[superstriker00]

@shongrocks1622 You might be retarded.

[liamsdomain]

They need to make full version of all these metaphor free songs!

[TheSadandalone]

bite my lip and close my eyes, masterbate a lot tonight

XD

[knonamer]

This actually kind of pissed me off. :(

[pearlofravenclaw11]

You ain't nothing but an asshole, asshole all the time!

We are taking a large amount of pills!

XD haha so funny!

[FireSqy]

No one noticed that channel FM frequency jumped time to time :D

[sexuallobster134679]

I was hoping for a Nirvana or Chili Peppers part D;

[STUDDADDY007]

That song didn't get anybody laid

[dude13361]

im on meth im on meth and im on meth im on meth and...

[buffalotamer]

I hate old spice now...

[Womper1992]

Clapton's kid isn't being made fun of they're just taking out the metaphors

[TheSpect0r]

Don't be like Patrick Cassels.

[303skates2]

SOPA would fuck this video up

[1984Kcirtap]

Oh man, the days when CH used to have good sketches.

[dorcap7]

Even though twisted, I liked the Pearl Jam's one...

Probably 'cause they were my favorite band in the sketch...

[maximeDpetrov]

We're all eating a large amount of pills, large amount of pills...

The rest of the video was ok, but I just lost it when I heard that.

[amen4me]

asshole is a metaphor

[randomguy2274]

dont be like Patrick Cassels

[peterpan3ful]

97.1 FM would never play Eric Clapton

[kenvelo1105]

mazda 6

[Squashylemon]

come on seriously his kid died before the age of 3 that's not funny no matter the context of the joke nor how long ago it happened, you should all be ashamed....

[15725867905]

@Squashylemon what kid?

[Squashylemon]

@15725867905 look up Eric Clapton you'll learn.

[silvercivik]

@Squashylemon shit happens breh, let go.

[TheGullibleBeliever]

Ha that's weird good songs on every radio station

[xXxshawnxXx0]

@TheGullibleBeliever This made me lol harder than the video.

[Someguy362]

isnt it really annoying when people constantly change songs every 15 seconds? leave one fucking radio station on, jesus

[walzort]

Why is it that I always seem to agree with the top comments yet if the same thing was written in the normal comment section I would most likely think of that person as an idiot...weird psychological fuck- doesn't anyone agree?

[PsychologicalPower]

AWESOME.

[mabiniss2]

@walzort no.

[senorscholl]

Second song is the middle, by jimmy eat world

[Raspberry1616]

@pockuinator um...what?

[pockuinator]

@Raspberry1616 It was the middle of the night when I made that comment, so you commented around 11:30.

[7SidesLayered]

WE'RE ALL TAKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF PILLS <3

BRILLIANT

[Raspberry1616]

Well... This video took a sobering turn.

[pockuinator]

@Raspberry1616 "32 minutes ago?" Go to bed!

[RiotPony]

@pockuinator your body is a wonderland

[pockuinator]

@RiotPony Ah, thanks. Say...is that a pony in your username? *arches eyebrows*

[foolish42088]

@pockuinator your body is a wonderland.

[pockuinator]

@foolish42088 Thanks, someone already told me. I removed my comments so no one gets confused.

[AccessDeniedLULZ]

were all taking large amounts of pils

[TheTeremaster]

the last one was john lennon in case you didn't know

[smileygirl123ish]

and thus, Friday was born.

[GDYTTV]

Why do the Beatles sound like that, they're from Liverpool

[GencsTheTank]

the funny thing is, everyone who listened to the metaphor free Green Day song should know it was about masturbation if they listened to the original Longview, Billie says "when masturbation's lost its fun youre fucking breaking" 

[agk971]

@GencsTheTank Fucking Lazy*

[OriginalSuperJaggy]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[bearcaturt]

Thumbs up if the Eric Clapton thing ruined it...:(

[camerabox1]

@bearcaturt well the beatles un ruined it

[uberhaxor69]

@bearcaturt boohoo get over it. peoples kids die everyday and in much worse situations just because some silly singer makes a song a bout it dosen't make him special.

[fenderkid6]

@uberhaxor69 He's more a guitarist than a singer.

[gigaboy47]

@bearcaturt when was that?

[shadesn1per]

@bearcaturt yeah that was terrible. I'd be angry if I were Clapton. That song is about his dead son.

[jono1956]

@bearcaturt They're not making fun of it, so get over it.

[camerabox1]

the song *crash into me* told pats future he got crashed into

[zombiekiller4564]

GREEN DAY

[ombleo]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[thagrammarnazi]

1984? But that means.......PAT'S ACTUALLY 27! The age anarchy video Is a LIE!

[smartshortie101]

the bit about Green Day made me die laughing because thats what i thought of it too...

[freestyle6100]

they shoulda played justin bieber

[computernerd01num2]

@freestyle6100 this 2008 that crap wasn't heard of back in the good times

[freestyle6100]

@computernerd01num2 haha yea but it wouldv'e beeen funny;)

[gangstajake88]

motley crue would just be steel panther

[Youngblood1701]

Dont be like pat cassels

[MrGazz101]

I love college humor, but I think they should've left Eric Clapton out of this, a little too far if you ask me

[tacticalf41L]

What would rap sound like? o.o

[TheTrojantroy]

@tacticalf41L If it was Ludicrous, it would sound exactly the same.

[leslier1006]

Anyone know the second song?

[JasmineBaby05]

College Humour should do more videos like this! a bit different, clever but really funny!

[JasmineBaby05]

This song is gonna get me laid.

[missumolly]

Eric Clapton and The Beatles!!

[mandrake141414]

How does the time go from 2:56 to 2:57 then back to 2:56 and again to 2:57???

And how is it that Pat only press down on the track button but the stations keep on repeating??

[MegaVirus700]

"this song is gunna get me laid" lmfao

[TheVerandaguy]

Ha, imagine what Bob Marley would be without the metaphors.

[thagrammarnazi]

@TheVerandaguy I'm not sure exactly but knowing Collegehumor It'd probably just be "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ED"

[lazerbeam134]

@TheVerandaguy Fuck the gov't and be free basically xD

[hawkjor]

Pat Cassels drives a Nissan?

[Djtvdogui]

@hawkjor don't be like Pat Cassels

[gatebreakerz75]

Whats the last one?

[TheGeoshark]

@gatebreakerz75 Candle in the Wind by Elton John

[gatebreakerz75]

Whats the last one?

[awsomecheater]

ok stuck in a car with him changing the radio every 2 seconds haha i dont fucking think so ima kill him before another car does take over the wheel and put it back on madonna then im on meth so i can laugh hard next to the anti-mortumn stabbed up body

[awsomecheater]

@awsomecheater i meant the im on meth song not me doing meth XD

[2coffeecup]

hahaha "This songs gonna get me laid" was my favorite

[Marshmallowemperor]

@MrGlitchthis Thank you

[Marshmallowemperor]

I think the I'm on meth top comment should be above the we're taking large amount of pills because it comes first in the video so thumbs up the comment so it can be on top

[MrGlitchthis]

@Marshmallowemperor I did my best sir.

[SaraxAdam]

you had me at the beatles :D

[KinduVborrd]

They like killing Pat, don't they? Tiger, gun, van. What did he do?

[bigchill123a]

Jeremy shot his class today

[harrypotterrox4ever]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[LesterGrayBear]

pat gets really into his music o.o

[MrBeatlesfan41]

for those who couldn't hear pearl jam's jeremy it goes "jeremy shot his class today". which isn't right because he didn't shoot his class he shot himself in front of his class

[KurdiSilemani]

knew that dumbass was gonna crash..

[GreenFloyd12]

@KurdiSilemani In a College Humour sketch, if they're in a car, they're probably going to crash.

[MrMartin6312]

what happened to captons son like?

[GreenFloyd12]

@MrMartin6312 He fell out of a building.

[MrMartin6312]

@GreenFloyd12 holy hell thats awful

[GreenFloyd12]

@MrMartin6312 It is.

[DuffDevils]

this was so funny but they shouldn't of made fun of eric claptons son who died

[TheGeoshark]

Anyone who didn't know what "The Middle" was talking about was a sheltered kid.

[mxdost089]

@TheGeoshark the explained in an interview they wrote the song because people were labeling them emo, but they just wanted their fans to except them for who they are. How would someone be a sheltered kid by not knowing that?

[dprior98]

@hooplablahblahblah Hey. Fuck off!

[ThePawnsSite]

i'd love that radio station if it played the meanings to every bob dylan song

[MrUlmernator]

"we are on lots and lots of pills" Lolz

[KeithWasHere1]

funny that the one place on earth where there is never any bullshit...no one giving you shit or trying to sell you something or trying to get you in on there bullshit ...is the fucking cemetery...its just peaceful absolutely peaceful....everyone chilling..yeah a little bit more literally than figuratively..but still.

[KeithWasHere1]

ok the one Clapton's kid was in bad taste,really bad fucking taste!

[plzletmelive1]

@KeithWasHere1 Ya kinda made me cringe

[KeithWasHere1]

@plzletmelive1 it was just a thought!

[Steve02k7]

JACK!!!

[TryHardProductions1]

He hit that car going like 5 mph

[TheGibbyD]

at the funeral it is Working Man by Rush.

[MrTarheel2147]

@TheGibbyD

Candle in the Wind by Elton John, not Working Man (great song though)

[EliDaScienceGuy]

im supose to be doin homework but i got distracted

[kevenbelangerharbour]

@chichamg actually he killed himself in front of his classmates and teacher

[KindomOfHappiness]

I lol'd at the Green Day parody. "Bite my lip and close my eyes, masturbate a lot tonight!" And the third eye blind parody "I'M ON METH, I'M ON METH, I'M ON METH, I'M ON METH!"

[xNoNxExpendablEx]

i want the John Mayer parody song hahaha. This song is gonna get me laid!!!

[lulubelle51C]

those are all metro-detroit radio stations :)

[HEdaowg123]

what the fuck is illest?

[volleyballslammerr]

@HEdaowg123 same as sickest, but sounds stupider haha

[MadDougyDane141]

Did he say illest? who does he think he is, Kanye West?

[TheRatherLikely]

@autumntree2011 I suppose you have the right to express your own opinion, however horrible, but I have to say that's a really repulsive view and I don't see why you would try to draw attention to your videos here.

[GingerMellow5]

Bite my lip and close my eyes.

Masturbate a lot tonight.

[jacoblogan98]

The death if eric claptons son wasnt funny. That disgusts me

[hooplablahblahblah]

@jacoblogan98 Hey. Get over it.

[drunkguy420]

@jacoblogan98

I agree, that was in poor taste, the Eric Clapton joke wasn't funny.

[biggestfanofDallas]

So true!

[Yalf111]

I'm a little more depressed now than before I watched this video.  :/

[huejasshole]

this video is a metaphor

[Thezombiedeadman]

@PowerOfVengeance im asking the same exact question

[metalmilitia137]

We are taking large amounts of pills! Lmao!!!

[TheFIsForCOOKIES]

The Beatles one made me rofl =D

[steve10321]

I think the meaning of this story is

Don't be like pat castles

[PowerOfVengeance]

BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!!!! WHERE BE BLACK VEIL BRIDES OR ALESANA???

[mattsully314]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Would you know my name... If you hadn't fallen out of a 51st story window?

[StuckintheSprawl]

I still couldn't understand the Pearl Jam song.

[chichamg]

@StuckintheSprawl Jeremy shot his friends.

[BobbieTheFish]

@StuckintheSprawl I'm pretty sure it said, "Jeremy shot his class today" ..but realistically, he shot himself.

[malliabird42]

189 people dont like Pat Cassels

[Operative34]

I'm on meth

I'm on me-eth

I'm on meth

I'm on me-eth

[jdonvance]

I couldn't understand the DMB song's lyrics. "I'm stuck... (mumble)" Any help?

[zecraw]

@jdonvance "And I'm stalk--i-i-ing you..."

[traditionalsmith]

we're all taking large amounts of pills

large amounts of pills

large amounts of pills

[TonyBtones]

@traditionalsmith Supposedly "Yellow Submarine" is about death. The submarine is the coffin (yellow is the colour of the traditional wood used for coffins), and the lyrics are talking about how everybody dies eventually. The CD cover with the hill and traditional brass band is supposed to be a funeral mound and a band playing for the funeral (before recordings or indoor pianos/organs were used).

[blajustneedausername]

Asshole is figurative...

[0w1c1ty]

Thumbs up if u noticed that it always changes from 98.7 to 97.9

[Destinyman50]

@0w1c1ty It doesn't....

[canihave1dollar]

We are taking large amounts of pills. LMFAO XD

[hockeytom11]

the eric clapton one was the best ahaha

[jmoney3b13]

@SgtPepper613 I'm surprised that you didn't say anything about the yellow submarine parody, I thought it was pretty funny

[SPLiiTSECOND]

The eric clapton one crossed the line, that was just too fat

[MAKKEBAKKE]

This song is gonna get me laid

[jraym108]

Anyone else have trouble hearing some of the lyrics clearly?

[FabelloverBsharples]

How DARE YOU INSULT THE THE BEATLES like that

[893160007]

@FabelloverBsharples

how is it an insult

[georgia00ful]

Eric Clapton. Really? That's a little too far.

[bestdeathfan]

Lolll "this song is gonna get me laid" funny shizz

[WaywardWinds]

lmao

[playtogame]

i loled at Hound dog

[Treemeadow]

Pat's the same age as my brother. I never knew.

[MonkeyXSilly]

Howmany ties do i have to say this DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[RocknRollParadiase]

I think they pushed it too far with the eric clapton joke :\

[maxjacobson1]

@RocknRollParadiase agreed