'Long, stabby thing'

[TheGrinder9]

actually, average stabby thing

[TheGrinder9]

she knew what she saying but only after she said it did she realise what she had actually said, id love to be her long stabby thing

[Leowen2]

The blonde piece keep her husband Tim under the bed.

[mozzajunior]

This one seems a little staged lol but funny nonetheless

[bruce2256]

@mozzajunior Why would they stage breakfast television you dumb cunt?

[mozzajunior]

@bruce2256 Because their conversation seems a bit pre-planned. Don't get all mad you pathetic little man.

[bruce2256]

@mozzajunior I deserve to get mad at incompetent stupid cunts like yourself.

[mozzajunior]

@bruce2256 Looking at the comments on your page I can tell you're just an idiot who likes to troll people in his spare time. You got angry over a little suggestion that I thought this looked rehearsed? No need to get so bloody offended.

[bruce2256]

@mozzajunior Nice legs. What time do they open?

[mozzajunior]

@bruce2256 I doubt anyone's ever opened them for you hun.

[bruce2256]

@mozzajunior I know. They usually just get on all fours like a good women should.

[mozzajunior]

@bruce2256 Woman*. Lmao, you're so sad. Have a nice life bro.

[STORMEDIA]

Lmao awesome

[Leowen2]

I've got a 14'' viabrator.

[krashdown102]

i have a baseball-bat thing too

[FOURTEEFIVE]

HAHAHAHA

[ky93le]

press 5 and 6 every half a second

[ViceCityVacation]

Without Georgie.......Today would never be the same. She's a star!!!

[superwestigers]

lets just have a laugh why does everything on utube turn to a race debate,for fucks sake just enjoy youtube and piss ya self laughing at videos like this one,because the person who put it up here wouldnt of been thinking this video would became a race debate,you people are fuck wits,i dont care about race,i just want to laugh.

[HeroDoctor]

@9GymGuy what about Ernie Dingo? A Australian aboriginal famous for his work on tv?

[MishAkxx]

@9GymGuy Too true!

[9toonarmy9]

All sounded a bit contrived - but it got them 1.2 million views on YouTube would be more than watch this rubbish when first broadcast.

& besides, how paranoid are these people - sleeping with all this weaponry around? The affluent parts of Sydney these people live in aren't exactly south central LA!

[9GymGuy]

When will there be a non- white on Australian TV??? Tv hosts, game show hosts, dramas, news, everything are all whites. If Australia wants to boast about how multicultural they are.........at least dont be racist in your media

[P1cwh0r3]

@9GymGuy You'd best be venting to the right sources instead of carrying that into an unrelated youtube video. Christ man. Go to their website and make a complaint.

[9GymGuy]

@P1cwh0r3

It's youtube, freedom of speech. More people who know about it can make a difference.

Woh man, dont bring Christ and the whole Crusade into it.

[P1cwh0r3]

@9GymGuy Heh, free speech in Australia. That lovely little adopted gem of a rebuttle.

This drama is already in the news and indeed things will change but not immediately. People will go on and on about it but the scripts will not change overnight. More than likely script writers are changing things to avoid offending anyone but until the scripts are approved we'll not likely see any changes for 3-6 months at least. Be patient, the "PC" cotton wool generation will get their way eventually.

[9GymGuy]

@P1cwh0r3

This drama was only in the MX, not in the main news on tv as it effects them. The only multicultural channels are ABC and SBS. It should never have been like this. What are you talking about, PC. I have a laptop.

[P1cwh0r3]

@9GymGuy Perhaps if you occasionally glanced away from that...quality...fact filled MX and looked at the smh, australian online news you'd see that another actor has put their 2c worth into the so called "hidden" issue. Even Ninemsn gave it a 2 line mention. *heh* rebels without a cause.

Anyway, I'll leave you to your Hook and bait. I bid you good day sir.

ಠ_ರೃ

[9GymGuy]

@P1cwh0r3

What is the SMH? Ninemsn gave a 2 line mention as it is such a massive issue. Then when Indians protest, there is a whole article on it? omg have u seen the movie HOOK? Awesome

[9toonarmy9]

@9GymGuy Too right, but you'll only get minorities on SBS or maybe ABC. In Australia, channels 7, 9 and 10 are the domain of the skippies and their 'Macquarie Australian' pronounciation. Its like the BBC in 1950s, no regional accents and no presenters with an 'uneducated' accent around (except a few comedians).

[9GymGuy]

@9toonarmy9

Thankyou! 7, 9 and 10 are the main channels everyone watches and they are White Only. The last colored guy to be on an Advert, was a Indian Guy who portrayed the 'Annoying Sales Doorknocker'. The first time an Indian gets on tv, he gets to do that.

NOTE: While the Media is racist here, there are other races like Chinese and Indian who hire their own kind, lease out homes to their kind. Very bad.

[BestPokies]

I've got boxing gloves

[SxVaNm345]

lmao. Australian News is Amazingly lmao.

[theidolwhorocks]

That's bad. lmfao

[randomnocityy7]

2:03 karl: "What the F...." ahahahaha

[sgtfoxhound]

i wonder if tim is battery operated

[H31MU7]

@sgtfoxhound no but i bet that 'torch' of hers during her single life was!

[badasscunt1]

I'll give you a long staby thing Georgie

[McFatteh]

I love how you can see him start to lose it at 1:00

[morvorify]

@blackknightpc I think you are....

[1ElectroDan]

What else does she use that steel bat for... nasty!

[obglobgablob]

Yes, keep a weapon next to your bed for the purpose of self-defence in NSW. That's got "unlawful force" written all over it. When are people going to learn that this is Australia: Where no good deed goes unpunished?

[MegaExistentialism]

I love how the blonde never gets any of the jokes

[sophm99]

I remember seeing this on TV xD

[0Sabataj0]

Australian News is the Best!!

[M3G4G0TH]

fuckin bitches gotta slap em right away talkin shit bout them husbands!

[Nightfangfox]

@M3G4G0TH Fucking trolls. Gotta slap 'em right away for talking shit about the fairer sex!

[hiimaimai]

Well Tim's my long stabby thing...well i used to have the olympic torch but now. ...But you know whatever I have Tim...Long stabby thingy...long stabby. Yes, Lucky...long stabby

[Teh2Gamers]

olympic torch - you mean the massive dildo

[OliByGolly1]

I can imagine Georgie doing numerous things with an Olympic torch.

[Lazyboii159]

0:57-2:10 omg lmao

[rexter42]

Why does this never happen when I watch?

[geezyoursoft]

question.. what do you have by your bed??.....i wish lisa or georgie said 'a dildo'e thing'

[MrHackattack93]

I watch this every time i get baked. so good. everytime.

[ZgtPe3PP3eRzzz]

Pres 4,5,6, and then 9 repeatadly. Or, just press 9 over and over.

[chanceie12]

I love Georgie's face at 1:58.

[MaaNonu123]

I just puked an entire sandwich out that i was eating when he said "whacking them off from a distance" that was too funny to handle.

[stormcorrosion]

This is awesome.

[AhilMohan]

"My husband is my long stabby thing" - LOL she didn't even know what she was saying lmao

[pawndominance1]

@AhilMohan she knew exactly what she was saying--just kept the straight face like a champ

[Pheknaum]

HAHAHAHAAAA At the end she said "what do yo mean, you don't have a long stabby thing ?" LMFAO

[Earls20]

Hilarious.  Georgie is an absolute smoke ... The US today show sucks....these people are legit hahaha

[fairfieldohio1]

Great

[smashMMA]

Id like to give her a long stabby thing.... Nothing???

[MuzzaGC]

1:46 for best part :)

[T1meW4st3d]

Life is to short to be super serial all the time.

[landscapecadmonkey]

ok... i absolutely loathe the retards that populate channel 9 morning time (except lisa)... BUT this is the funiiest, most aussie thing ive seen in a LONG time. laugh my arse off everytime...EVERYTIME... !!!

[MartinEden1984]

This is proof there are better countries than the USA.

[stormcorrosion]

@MartinEden1984 Who needed proof?

[Blackatz21]

@MartinEden1984 lol why in the world would you bring that up?

[anguskahn22]

i fucking love my country!

[thisisgayandomg]

oh ...that's too funny...

[secretRBRman]

So funny. Tims long stabby thing and waking off from a distance

[magg0tmacdonald]

My long stabby thing?....

»»───[knee]───►

[trollMACHINE]

@magg0tmacdonald FAT skyrim nerd get over it..

[risainwonderland1]

God this show is gold!

[LivvyGrl]

"Whacking them off from a distance" I lost it at that line... lmao

[siyaya15]

This was so funny! Thanks for posting...we don't get people like that in this country (Italy)...

[Y2KillerSPOOBLY]

'You wanna whack him off from a distance' XD

[grk2nv100]

fuk i love this show...

[kevinyeedotcom]

YES! These ladies rule!

[Alecmiester]

Man i love being Australian, purely for the purpose of waking up at 6:30 every morning and knowing I'm going to laugh my ass off at karls antics.

[c0unterph0bia]

LOL, 6:30 am.... seems like they were out partying till 4am!

[icemanlifechannel]

aussies are so laid back..i love this program and this stuff is not scripted..just just rattle it off life..this blond is so georgous..and she is completely calm about the long stabby husband..wonder what she was thinking?!

[bmxprorider125]

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[alikat250]

"Whack him off from a distance"

[Sibly73]

Fuck yeah Australia. I love how casual tv is here. You can pretty much say shit on tv at any time of the day. Doesn't even matter if the kids are watching.

[SilverRadio231]

Oh man Australia is amazing. Yay my country

[KlayyJayy]

I love my country

[s0bad]

I would fuk georgie until she becomes george

[LilNaishieez]

Shit! 36 in alice springs!

[tomazm9]

'WELL TIMS MY LONG STABBY THING'

[typicalviewer2]

I live in america, i have a bol action rifle with a bayonette next to my bed, I'm 18, and only now that I say that do I realize how bad it sounds. Not that it is kept unloaded and locked.

[Galliao]

So.. should I invade that man's house with the golf clubs or not? I'm getting mixed messages.

[primeight]

Can I come live in your country? In the US these people would all be fired.

[livelaughlovelifeish]

@primeight Australia ! :D

love this plaace.

[1PoisonAnubis2]

@primeight yes you can but you must follow these rules,

1- you cant like justin beiber

2- you must learn to wright and speak UK english

3- the date goes DD/MM/YYYY not the american way

4- you must bring lollipops because everyone likes lollipops

[FantomLightning]

@primeight XD as someone who lives in the US no our reporters have done much stupider things...

[TheCoDFXCoach]

@primeight no they wouldnt because this is a breakfast show, not primetime tv so no one gives a shit what they do. as an example, watch paul henry. yes he got fired but he became too rude. so in summary, no in the US these people would not get fired, but for sure come and live in aus. lol id love to meet u. haha

[Mikeybetts]

@primeight

go for it mate XD

[elliotfmx]

@primeight australia BLOWS!

[chanceie12]

@elliotfmx fuck off dickwad.

[elliotfmx]

@chanceie12 sorry thats was someone else on my account, direct ur hate to "whatscrackn101"

[14263]

@primeight Sure! in our country, this news reporter won most popular TV personality last year :)

[cjdacka]

@primeight Come down, you'll love it here.

[Demoist]

Lisa wacking them off from a distance if you keep pressing 3.

[mrtaffy]

i love georgie!

[delgirl42]

lol these are the things they talk about 6.30 in the morning!

[WhatJustHappendd]

Stand far away and wack them off from a distance XDDDDDD

[CottonHatLuffy]

0:27

troll face

[harPOONedwhALE]

i wish there was an iheart radio for news, this is so much better than anything in the states

[cooldonkeyfish]

The blonde reporter.... so blonde.

[Buddha117]

I'd rather be standing back and whacking em' off from a distance...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[beanbaggyful]

women at their best! love it ... go ladies, can't believe the men fell for that

[beanbaggyful]

wish i lived in aus

[WeAreDoingThings]

"Wackin 'em off from a distance."

I love how the women didn't catch that, but the guys just lost it.

[xonktrof1]

steel bat and a sword. bitch knows her weapons

[DrScandalous]

News, 17 February 2011 on the back wall. Uploaded 16 Feb 2011 ?

[saaaammm]

@DrScandalous It's probably the different time zones.

[cooldonkeyfish]

@DrScandalous US time zones

[heidikemp18]

This is a crack up! :)

[sodapop69er]

hahah ' id wanna be wacking them off from a distance'

[ZamTx1]

What's Tim's number?

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

was this actually aired ? or was it like before they aired ??

[hepalopala]

@XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX it aired. This show airs live.

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

@hepalopala ok thanks lol :)

i know this show is live, but i saw a youtube clip of i think it was the morning show and this guy was on the show and he was like saying "f... you" to his wife or "i hate you" or something. im pretty sure it was the first thing i said lol but apparently that was a joke and it was before or after they filmed the show. hahaha

[hepalopala]

@XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX haha, I think you're thinking of the guy from the Chaser.

[Krystalker666]

@XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX The guy who said "get the fuck out of my life" to his wife live on air was part of this prankster troupe called The Chaser. They had their own show. I'm pretty sure the network did not know he was planning to say it, but it was a joke.

[AnnalieseHooper]

@XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX It was aired (: I watched it the morning it was on, haha.

[TheMatster123]

omg that is funny,, i was laughing cause the guys were laughing their heads off

[tcgmalsays]

Is he going on a walk about???

[bigparao]

skip to 1:00

"I used to have the olympic torch under the bed when i was single, but yeah now i've got Tim."

hahahhaha, never heard anyone using the torch for that!

[Will3823]

ill tell you whats long and stabby

[TheSamps0n]

i'd bang the brains out of that blonde

[Kyuubiyouki]

I'd like to get whacked off from a distance...

[totallyINFAMOUS]

@TheNimbusMan Sorry, this is a shared account. my partner sort of over-reacts a little, but I think calling an entire nation idiots is racist

[joniqitu]

i love u aussies you guys are the fucking best if i wasnt albanian id be australian

[totallyINFAMOUS]

@TheNimbusMan I bet you also think all Muslims are terrorists and all Asians speak like "Ching chong wing wong."

[TheNimbusMan]

@totallyINFAMOUS aaaand you would be completely wrong... I'm a racist because I don't appreciate the restrictions my nation places on firearms?

[MrOldreddog]

Ah Karl yr such a dick !!!

[TheNimbusMan]

If i lived in any other nation I'd use a firearm. But no, Australians are idiots and think that guns turn people into murderers :|

[Zombitch69]

@TheNimbusMan you can still own guns rifles shotguns handguns

[TheNimbusMan]

@Zombitch69 rifles and shotguns, sure, but only single or lever action, and they must be in a safe at all times unless hunting or shooting at an official range. Handguns cost several thousand to obtain legally (I'm in the process of getting mine right now), but it takes one year minimum and again, the gun must be in a safe and can ONLY be removed to shoot at a range. Self defence with firearms does not exist.

[Zombitch69]

@TheNimbusMan well lets just hope morning stars are le-, hmm Katanas are you got a point. I WANT A MORNING STAR :) happy face

[Nat4Brendan]

@TheNimbusMan I promise you, there would be a hell of a lot more crime in Australia if firearms were legalised. What would you need guns for?

[bigheadcal]

My long stabby thing has "5.56 NATO 1 / 7 " etched on the side of it

[imbehindyoufool]

@ 0:55.... and here comes the funny

[kingofaikido]

The golf club has a head, the bat is bruiser, the electric rod electrifies, one husband is enough, and whacking is a form of self-entertainment from a distance.. the intruder therefore must be a.....battered and bruised husband whacking himself..

[LettersFromTheDead]

One of the funniest clips I've seen on youtube all year. :)

[sarahnicole32]

ABSOLUTE GOLD. This is why I am proud to be an Aussie

[mabiniss2]

"I had an olympic torch when I was single" AHAHAHAHAHA

[richardsdead]

This isn't the type of show I follow much, I'm a heavy metal musician in a blue collar job and find the ABC news is heavy enough, haha. But kudos to this mob, this was both funny and kept me guessing, didn't know how funny things got with the addition of "beavis and butthead" style comedy about "whacking". One of the funniest (and I hope not pre-empted) things I've seen on aussie tv for a long time!

[DatShiby]

Uh.. I have a gun. America wins.

[backwardshoe]

@DatShiby So does the dude invading your house. Invader wins.

[DatShiby]

@backwardshoe I have a better chance with a gun than a long stabby thing. And I sure as hell won't be wacking any of them off.

[Nat4Brendan]

@DatShiby The guy in your house also has a better chance with a gun. Especially when you've just woken up.

[mabiniss2]

I wish my local morning newscasters were this funny!!

[illusive90]

So many sexual innuendos 

[a155099]

meanwhile in Australia....

[muchadoaboutnoting]

The chicks just didn't get it...funny.

[marzzbar]

@muchadoaboutnoting Oh they get it. They're just playing dumb :)

[muchadoaboutnoting]

@marzzbar  :-)

[jedimasterjack]

I fucking love aussie news. So laid back and just trails off into random conversations haha. Awesome country!

[MinecraftUnitedAUS]

@jedimasterjack I know it is :D I love living here :3

[xonktrof1]

@anonymootle i am Australian.. he's like 'what the ff...' should listen better ;p

[MrsTomHansen]

Karl is trying SO hard not to laugh...