I have a friend that is black and he's pretty cool and was wondering if I should start calling him the chocolate man after of course showing him this video so he knows where it is from. Should I do it?
i used 2 be relly racest and punch ppl cuz they were chiknys or like that but then i saw this vidiyo and ive now realinsised the errors of my waes and
"But then I threw a grenade at the chocolate man because he is used to that." It's a shame the beeb rejected this, I got come luls out of it. Very satirical.
should have made it onto screenwipe better than most of the stuff that ends up on it i can only imagine its because too many people will miss the point
Yes, the brown skin is made up of a pigment called melanin which is something white people have in their moles and is there to absorb UV rays from the sun and dissipate them as heat. This is to avoid getting damaged from the UV rays by sun burn, since black people live in the hotter countries with more sun.
@DanishGreatDane That doesn't sway the fact that it's melanin and there for a reason. Anyways, it's not the actual fact that the countries are hot, it's that the countries are closer to the sun because of their position on the Earth. There are more UV rays getting to them.
@ragemanchoo82 Doki66 is the creator of Jerry Jackson, Salad Fingers, Burnt Face Man, and other unusual series. What's interesting about Jerry Jackson though, is on Newgrounds he made a separate account for the series. This second account lead to confusion and debate about the creator of the series for some time.
@JiminyKracker why do people hate 'lefties' so much? im neither, couldnt give a shit about branding myself. i probably have a leftest view, and i dont know anyone who would see this as racist. it's usually a section of white people who are scared to offend minorities so they turn everything PC xD its when people complain about not being able to say nigger, or paki, in what situation would any white person want to use those words other than to be a complete dick? xD
@xxpoisenandkissesxx Well for one, lefties are quite stupid. Literally. Which is why they're prone to adopting a skewed view of the world and history (where history is like Star Wars, you only have goodies and baddies).
Where I come from, Paki is just an abbreviation. And many of my fave songs have the word nigger, so why shouldn't I sing along, just bcoz I'm white?
It is that section of idiotic white ppl who get offended on behalf of others. Most non-whites aren't pussies who cry over anything
@xxpoisenandkissesxx Hmm, to accurately quote a person? It's the same deal with "cracker", the only reason I would find said word offensive is because the word itself was used to describe slave drivers all those centuries ago. In this day and age the people who use that word either forget it's meaning or they do know but that's how they perceive whites as a whole.
@NoGuff Sort of. Brits call anyone who looks Asian, "Asian" so a lot of the time it's the same for Chinese/Japanese people too. However, "Japs" and "Chinks" are also common slang terms. As for Vietnamese I'm not so sure. Though I know "Gook" is a term used for either three of them, but it's more of an American saying. I personally would refer to them as their nationality if I know it.
@Xaxton2 SO what your saying is, that swearwords and racism are only what they are because thats what the government did with them? if so, I quite agree.
@mahligros2 Words are just words. They only have the effect that society gives them. It's more the intent of the word than the word itself, so I agree with that point.
However, not the government, nor society, sets the standard for what does/doesn't comprise racism, for the most part. Again, words are just that, but if one does an action against another on the grounds of race, then it doesn't take a society to convince someone that it is racist, as that would be common sense I'd hope.
@cpa04dft the effect of the animation shows how political correctness is one step forward, two steps back. You should have typed 101 people are politically correct
@OpenedCanOfWhoopAss *Is what? don't you mean, Political correctness creates the idea that you can't make a joke without thinking wether it's racist or not?'
jerry jackson is rate good
xCometo 1 day ago
THATS BECAUSE FRENCH ARE DICKS AND FOUL AT FOOTBALL AND THEY STINK AND THEY ARE SHIT AT WAR AND THE WIMEN DNT SHAVE AND THE CHEESE IS SHIT
madcatsince1991 5 days ago
wtf is going on
MsZooball 1 week ago
Then a thru a grunade at the chocolate man because he iz uzed to it, lol im black myself and i found tht funny
TheDragon848 1 week ago
The fuck did I just watch?
TheFearlessGFX 1 week ago
I have a friend that is black and he's pretty cool and was wondering if I should start calling him the chocolate man after of course showing him this video so he knows where it is from. Should I do it?
Revenantspecter 1 week ago
@Revenantspecter no
TheNew008 1 week ago
@TheNew008 I mean it in a good way cause da chocolate man rulez.
Revenantspecter 1 week ago
@Revenantspecter No, call him a filthy nigger.
BuriedTreasure255 1 week ago
The chocolate man lol
smallchrst 2 weeks ago
Even if you were serious or not this is true shit
MrQueenie 2 weeks ago
And this was rejected why?
itakethesquare 1 month ago
@itakethesquare The media is retarded
CranberryJuiceBoy 1 month ago
"Then the chocolate man came up"
sladikk 1 month ago
i used 2 be relly racest and punch ppl cuz they were chiknys or like that but then i saw this vidiyo and ive now realinsised the errors of my waes and
Osthropek 1 month ago 8
Lol the first time the chocolate man comes on to screen, his shirt says NWA meaning Niggers With Attitued. LOL
Maltrusion 1 month ago
"But then I threw a grenade at the chocolate man because he is used to that." It's a shame the beeb rejected this, I got come luls out of it. Very satirical.
DramaLex04 2 months ago 4
LMFAO
Gaarlz 2 months ago
Charly Bookers in the beginning was spot on
adibyss 2 months ago
lol the chocolate man has an NWA t shirt
TheX329 2 months ago
genius
sydneymassive 2 months ago
lmfao this is funny racism i wouldnt get mad if he was talking about mexicans at all lmao
StylishAlastor619 2 months ago
Mr. Chocolateman :D
DARKSHATOW 2 months ago 2
112 are french dicks + foul @ footballz
LeClaw 2 months ago 4
NWA stands for 'Niggas With Attitude' by the way, they're a rap group ;)
RunscapeHacks4U 2 months ago in playlist Cartoons I made.
oh shit is the creator of salad fingers
StylishAlastor619 2 months ago 3
@StylishAlastor619 yes
deadlyArachnid 2 months ago in playlist Cartoons I made.
@StylishAlastor619 got it in one :D
LeClaw 2 months ago in playlist Cartoons I made.
why does this remind me of salad fingers
StylishAlastor619 2 months ago
I've watched this 50 times and it makes me laugh every time xD
Willisheen 2 months ago
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i threw a grenade at the chocolate man, but then i took an arrow to the knee
mitchell6489 2 months ago
Charlie Brooker LMFAO 0:00 - 0:05
andy94lincs 3 months ago
Best thing about this one is it's mega simplified truth.
TheBigcowpat 3 months ago in playlist Jerry Jackson
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You are a Canadian and you are a racist motherf'cker :I
TheNightfulKazk 3 months ago
"Then I threw a grenade at the chocolate because he used to that-DO NOT BE RACIST!"
I love the irony
Damax44 3 months ago 5
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rachrachelleryan 3 months ago
And the chocolate man sports an NWA t-shirt LMFAO!!!
checkunderyourbed 3 months ago
i'm black this cracked me up hard lool
josevanreyes 3 months ago
omg hahahahahhahahahhahahha
billieslou 3 months ago
the chocolate man is used to having granades thrown at him loool XD
animeswitch 3 months ago
112 people are black
AaronSamlolypopman 3 months ago
@AaronSamlolypopman It's called chocolate men.
funkgerat 3 months ago
should have made it onto screenwipe better than most of the stuff that ends up on it i can only imagine its because too many people will miss the point
screamingeaglecity 4 months ago in playlist Jerry Jackson
LMFAO
greenchef6 4 months ago
david firth screwed up the newest jerry jackson cartoon with his usual sick gore and masturbation to people dying and all that sick shit.
lurviQ 4 months ago
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Everyones entlitled to an opinion, yours is just twattish and black and white
SVWillmer 4 months ago 2
niggers with attitude
twentyoneandsix 4 months ago
then i threw a grenade at the chocolate man because. he is used to that.
youcantholdthisback 5 months ago 4
Does anyone here wath Charly Bookers' Screenwipes?
HaHaHamHammer 5 months ago 2
Then i threw a grenade at the chocolate man cause he is used to that;)
Purdypopz 5 months ago 79
@Purdypopz i heard that first time thank u very much
yerdone4 2 months ago in playlist Cartoons I made. 4
LOL it says N.W.A (Niggas with attitude) on his shirt
itsamistakeoverkill 5 months ago
@itsamistakeoverkill Holy shit! Really?
TheExperimentalFreak 5 months ago
Rerrrsist!
IronCompanyNetwork 5 months ago
lol @ the NWA t shirt on the chocolate man
FFIGHT THE POWER :)
egreen96 5 months ago
omg lol
xFINALxxHOPEx 5 months ago
Did anyone nearly cry watching this?
Laughing OFC
AnimatedRoss 6 months ago 3
Then I threw a grenade at the chocolate man as well, because he is used to that. Holy shit, tears of laughter.
Reachwun 6 months ago
"This was made for TV but rejected" - I guess they can't handle the truth.
ejl1000 6 months ago
Like If you Love how Mr Choclate man Walks xD
supergiraffex 6 months ago
I want to kill the Shit man
They are not made of chocolate... the brown skin is product of something esle (which is produced in the toilet)
DanishGreatDane 6 months ago
@DanishGreatDane You joking?
Yes, the brown skin is made up of a pigment called melanin which is something white people have in their moles and is there to absorb UV rays from the sun and dissipate them as heat. This is to avoid getting damaged from the UV rays by sun burn, since black people live in the hotter countries with more sun.
ihatealderney 6 months ago
@ihatealderney Zimbabwe is with moderate climate: cold winds, fertile lands... this is why whites occupied Zimbabwe, and called it "Rhodesia".
Native Zimbabweans are with Pure Black skin.
In Saudi Arabia is much hotter than Zimbabwe, and yet - saudi arabs are only brown... not black :)
DanishGreatDane 6 months ago
@DanishGreatDane That doesn't sway the fact that it's melanin and there for a reason. Anyways, it's not the actual fact that the countries are hot, it's that the countries are closer to the sun because of their position on the Earth. There are more UV rays getting to them.
ihatealderney 6 months ago
@DanishGreatDane Fuck off dick
bdalem 6 months ago
@bdalem Fuck off, Toilet-man
DanishGreatDane 6 months ago
@DanishGreatDane
You might want to read a science textbook sometime.
AmeliaJane74 6 months ago
@AmeliaJane74 great irony
thanks for the cheap laugh... scum :)
DanishGreatDane 6 months ago
@DanishGreatDane
No need to be rude and hateful. Is something wrong?
AmeliaJane74 6 months ago
thumbs up if u tired to read his shirt
bobthelawy3r 6 months ago
The Chocolate man has NWA written on his shirt lol
benyboi2k8 6 months ago
how does saying something the video already said get thumbs up
thats stupid
TheBestFailiure 6 months ago
lol
TheBestFailiure 6 months ago
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111 people are being racieist and I fink they should be put in jail for being raciest
PlanetChicho 6 months ago
111 people are being racieist and should be put in jail for being raciest
PlanetChicho 6 months ago 104
Jon, just by being burnt you are now being racist and I think you should be put in jail for being racist.
Then the chocolate man turned up and....
BoboDoboRobo 7 months ago
lol then i trough a granade at the chocolate man cuz hes used to it :P
UpYourResistance 7 months ago
CHOCOLATE MAN!! FUCK YEAH!! :D
MachineGunKali 7 months ago
whats a beaner?haha
saucypup76 7 months ago
this is so cool and funny
csloan112 7 months ago
Okay so who is the originator of these videos? Like eight different users have uploaded the Jerry Jackson videos on here.
ragemanchoo82 7 months ago
@ragemanchoo82 David Firth is the guy who made them (he also made salad fingers). you can find all jerry jackson episodes on fat pie.com
dandaman62 7 months ago
@ragemanchoo82 this is his official youtube channel i believe, David Firth's
smnaotrt 7 months ago
@ragemanchoo82 Doki66 is the creator of Jerry Jackson, Salad Fingers, Burnt Face Man, and other unusual series. What's interesting about Jerry Jackson though, is on Newgrounds he made a separate account for the series. This second account lead to confusion and debate about the creator of the series for some time.
dragonbrat 7 months ago
@ragemanchoo82 David Firth, Doki66 is the real channel.
danfrost313 7 months ago
NWA ? lol
dmxezz 8 months ago
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Drunkenmo 7 months ago
@dmxezz 0:45 = AW~
EnzoDisgraziato 6 months ago
I can just hear the lefty dumbasses amongst themselves "OMG dis David Firth is really a closet fascist!" "yeah wot a hater"
JiminyKracker 8 months ago
@JiminyKracker why do people hate 'lefties' so much? im neither, couldnt give a shit about branding myself. i probably have a leftest view, and i dont know anyone who would see this as racist. it's usually a section of white people who are scared to offend minorities so they turn everything PC xD its when people complain about not being able to say nigger, or paki, in what situation would any white person want to use those words other than to be a complete dick? xD
xxpoisenandkissesxx 8 months ago
@xxpoisenandkissesxx Well for one, lefties are quite stupid. Literally. Which is why they're prone to adopting a skewed view of the world and history (where history is like Star Wars, you only have goodies and baddies).
Where I come from, Paki is just an abbreviation. And many of my fave songs have the word nigger, so why shouldn't I sing along, just bcoz I'm white?
It is that section of idiotic white ppl who get offended on behalf of others. Most non-whites aren't pussies who cry over anything
JiminyKracker 8 months ago
@xxpoisenandkissesxx Hmm, to accurately quote a person? It's the same deal with "cracker", the only reason I would find said word offensive is because the word itself was used to describe slave drivers all those centuries ago. In this day and age the people who use that word either forget it's meaning or they do know but that's how they perceive whites as a whole.
headbangin1 7 months ago
Political Correctness is WAAAAY OFF.
I can't kill negroids anymore :/
I feel opressed
XSUPERIORBLACKMANx 7 months ago
habib kalah gonna kill you moder focker! I make bomb with u name!
sweetgyy 8 months ago
YOUR RACIST!
Exessdrc1997 8 months ago
Brits call those from the Middel East "Asians." What do they call people from Japan, China, Vietnam, etc?
NoGuff 8 months ago
@NoGuff Sort of. Brits call anyone who looks Asian, "Asian" so a lot of the time it's the same for Chinese/Japanese people too. However, "Japs" and "Chinks" are also common slang terms. As for Vietnamese I'm not so sure. Though I know "Gook" is a term used for either three of them, but it's more of an American saying. I personally would refer to them as their nationality if I know it.
OpenedCanOfWhoopAss 8 months ago
@OpenedCanOfWhoopAss
I wasn't asking for racial epithets. And no, Americans don't use them. Yes, they did up through the 60s and 70s, but that was a different time.
NoGuff 8 months ago
No matter you're rare coloured, deep down we all brothers" - Coolio
matthewgroen 8 months ago
when these cartoons first came out on newgrounds in 2005 they got blammed right away because they looked like a retarded 13 year old made them.
then people found out it was david firth, newgrounds revived them from the graveyard and the ratings went through the roof.
david firth conveyed one the biggest message about the influence that a name has on a cartoon's reception on newgrounds.
plus jerry jackson was fucking hilarious from day one
thenaggerjew 8 months ago
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Political correctness has gone mad, I can't even write "Nigger cunt" on the doors on black people's houses anymore...
gandjaitp 8 months ago 14
Yeah political correctness has gone mad I can't even write "You black cunt" on the doors of black people's houses in my own vomit anymore.
gandjaitp 8 months ago
charly booker, love it!!!!
tomisstressed 8 months ago
The French are dicks and foul at football.
darkwater2691 8 months ago 4
"That is not fair, Mr. Chocolate Man, I was not being racist." LMFAO
Mikaykay009 8 months ago 77
The asian looks more like an arab!
ThePopeOfTrash 8 months ago
@ThePopeOfTrash Welll... most arab countries are located in Asia.... ._.
JustWickedSwede 8 months ago
Imagine if Ben Croshaw and David made a full length movie...I bet they hung out at one point in their lives SOMEHOW!!
K12machinima 8 months ago
@Xaxton2 that is true
zotrablue 8 months ago
lol mr chocolate man
husnain404 8 months ago
I wonder, when it gets real hot this summer will all of the chocolate people that live in my city melt?
alguerrero 9 months ago
I love how they say "Burnt".
ArtOfTreasury111 9 months ago
-poot-
50secondsaway 9 months ago
this was made on paint
thelolWTFchannel 9 months ago
@thelolWTFchannel it's probably made on flash
KyleUnwin 9 months ago
why do they sound exactly like Terrance and Phillip from south park?
ThePopeOfTrash 9 months ago
@ThePopeOfTrash they don't
fayezfaye 9 months ago
Ha Ha!
The3rdArmored 9 months ago
Is this music from Salad Fingers?
DrFridgeFondler 9 months ago
basically political correctness summed up in 1 minute
Mikester750 9 months ago
Then what are White people made out of!!!
Monkeysarentcool 9 months ago
@Monkeysarentcool Seamen, Milk & Clouds
Dwill187 9 months ago
@Monkeysarentcool Crackers apparently.
302Heath 9 months ago
104 people are not used to that
themanifestkiller 9 months ago
I'll keep this in mind the next time someone throws a hand grenade at me.
Gencoil 9 months ago
Same exact thing happened to me.
Noyjeetut 10 months ago
And I'll never be racist again
Gio1Z8 10 months ago
LMAO! Chocolate man??!!!
OpticalFunkllusions 10 months ago
oh this brings back memories of watching these on newgrounds and eating microwave frenchbread pizza
mattuoni 10 months ago
Thats because the French are dicks and foul and footballs.
MapleGenesis 10 months ago 3
@Xaxton2 Nice. more commenters should comment like you
MrMudkipKing 10 months ago
@Xaxton2 SO what your saying is, that swearwords and racism are only what they are because thats what the government did with them? if so, I quite agree.
mahligros2 10 months ago
@mahligros2 Words are just words. They only have the effect that society gives them. It's more the intent of the word than the word itself, so I agree with that point.
However, not the government, nor society, sets the standard for what does/doesn't comprise racism, for the most part. Again, words are just that, but if one does an action against another on the grounds of race, then it doesn't take a society to convince someone that it is racist, as that would be common sense I'd hope.
ToaoRaj 10 months ago
101 people are not pollitically correct
cpa04dft 10 months ago
@cpa04dft the effect of the animation shows how political correctness is one step forward, two steps back. You should have typed 101 people are politically correct
MrMudkipKing 10 months ago
I'm black and this is hilarious.
ArtOfTreasury111 10 months ago 4
@ArtOfTreasury111 thank you for not finding this offencive
Richi2k7 10 months ago
i meant 'excellent'
MrTheRuiner 10 months ago
wzxwkkwbr
MrTheRuiner 10 months ago
Well I can see why this was rejected it's just awful ;o
Marlfox70 10 months ago
I love the big lips on the chocolateman
craparoniandcheese 10 months ago
telleigh.
ChunderThunder1 10 months ago
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Fuck david firth he is a cock head
911sanitarium 10 months ago
The 100 People who disliked are either black or French
TheCommunityCinemaa 10 months ago
I love how he says telly
wiisrock87 11 months ago
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cool help make my channel better ;)
theadamlongstaff 11 months ago
jerry jackson is hilarious
TIMEwave0able 11 months ago 3
is john related to terrance and phillip??
badharvz 11 months ago 3
j'encule les anglais!
VoidVibe 11 months ago
"And then I throw a grenade at the chocolate man as well because...he's used to that"
( o.°) !!!!
jimipage6662 11 months ago 4
Good to know that Jerry wants to make the world a more tolerant place :P
TheRandyChimp 11 months ago
That's kinda true
hannesH3 11 months ago
@Xaxton2 ben croshaw the guy from zero punctuation?
hiothezebra 1 year ago
Political correctness is what makes everything racist.
OpenedCanOfWhoopAss 1 year ago 102
@OpenedCanOfWhoopAss *Is what? don't you mean, Political correctness creates the idea that you can't make a joke without thinking wether it's racist or not?'
RBSpikePro 9 months ago
@OpenedCanOfWhoopAss raceist you mean !
pedarikarhu 9 months ago
@OpenedCanOfWhoopAss true
lurviQ 8 months ago
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Whoever created this is fucking disturbed.
BreannaBanana0032 1 year ago
@Xaxton2 Exactly!:D
Taking the piss is what we do. As long as no-one gets killed, then let's all carry on.
Kainlarsen 1 year ago
watch my videos :D
rednecklegends 1 year ago
awesome!!!!
sneakymario 1 year ago
i laughed at chocolate man
fatstuff1988 1 year ago 4
@Xaxton2 That's what I keep trying to tell everyone, but no-one fucking listens.
Damn jews.
Kainlarsen 1 year ago
Jon was right, the French are dicks at football (Thierry Henry and the infamous France-Ireland match)
kazimann 1 year ago
0:30 the noise the grenade makes is epic
diabl2master 1 year ago
I was not being racist. I just got burned....really bad.
hhscatfish05 1 year ago
99 chocolate men disliked cuz they get hit by grenades since they're used to that.
MeestaBojangles 1 year ago 9
Obvs this shows how hypocritical the media is, they wouldn't allow it on tv
KingFahtah 1 year ago 2
first of All this should be on tv and haha french are dicks
sk8tachiick5729 1 year ago
how do you excpect this to be accepted for TV. lol
redballyou 1 year ago
@redballyou This is much too good for TV!
Phyle9 1 year ago
This is the one out of 4 clips for screenwipe that was rejected, its a shame, jerry couldve got on tv.
i can see why, the chocolate man bit was a bit too hot for tv, i wish it got on though, its great satire.
mryouwontrememberme 1 year ago
"Jon, just by being burnt you are now being racist!" xD
ivybee1996 1 year ago
This was so freakin' funny!!!!!!!!!
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