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  • From 50-0 in 0 seconds.

  • they never said when the brakes wuld turn on so lets chalk that one up as a win

  • They crossed the wires from the brake to the wipers. Common mistake.

  • how is this a fail? The car stopped.

  • Well...the wipers work.

  • Volvo = FAIL!

  • YAY it works

  • The first guy to get one of these cars is going to be like "These automatic breaks are great, i wont have to worry about crash again!" Passenger: "I still don't trust them."

    Driver: "Don't worry, i'll prove it to you!" (Drives 90 kmph at a brick wall) Later that day on the news: "This just in, two people killed in crash after the driver played chicken with a brick wall"

  • perfect

    

  • Leave the clip on for 10 more seconds, you'd probably hear - "Damnit Jeff, it was automatic breaks not windshield wipers!"

  • Who needs brakes when you've got a massive truck in front of you!

  • I'm guessing the Big dump Truck was the Auto Brakes.

  • They are safe, the windshield wipers deployed.

  • Didn't topgear talk about this one time?

  • guy:i fucking hate my job,fuck this...

  • all automatic brakes are gunna do is make people think they can always rely on their cars...

  • Lol at the silence in the crowd after it slams. Also the windshield wipers coming on was hilarious.

  • im buying volvo, ill be glad to know ill be safe!

  • Their

  • hellz yea leave it that way gets rid of the volvo's and there drivers :P

  • Wow!!! There seems to be no technology there at all.. hahahaa..

  • This is why no one buys Volvos

  • Made in china

  • @MrWhiteLioness u're fail, it's made in Sweden :facepalm:

  • i bet a human would have stopped it

  • lol the people are like wtf

  • Omg, i hate swedish peoples english accent, im swedish an i can´t stand hearing peaople that talk like that!

  • i want a car like that ,safest car in the worlddddddddddddddddddddd

  • Someone gonna get fired..

  • YOUR VOLVO GODDAMMIT!

  • for some reason it stopped

    ^^

  • at least the windshield wipers came on to clean off the blood .. god job volvo :D

  • Well Volvo sucks ass anyway lol

  • well atleast it stopped

  • Wow!!! It stopped all by itself! The driver didn't do nothing!

  • Here's a swedish joke about volvo since it was invented in sweden: volvo = Vi Orsakar Landest Värsta Olyckor = We Cause the Country's Worst Accidents

  • Well Volvo is owned by China now so I'm not surprised.

  • Top Gear have showed this on TV!

  • So, ladies and gentlemen...in laymen's terms, we f*cked up. Thanks for coming.

  • He thought it was automatic BREAK

  • "So, ladies and gentlemen. We fucked up"

  • I don't like their "automatic" brake

  • \/\_____/\/

  • the guy below me is an ass

  • @enlowmation You're an moron. First yes, the brake tech failed. The crash cars that are used for presentation don't even come with airbags (unless it's an human test), why should they waste money on something they don't need? and third, ofcourse the card electronics got damaged and the wipers came on, guess there were alot more things that started working after that impact. Good job makin a fool out of Yourself.

  • @AlwaysOnACoffeeBreak Lol nice trolling, almost didnt pick it up for a second. Respect.

  • @AlwaysOnACoffeeBreak y u trollin bro?

  • at least we know that if we crash, our faithful windshield wipers will always work. Volvo- windshield wipers 4 life

  • @Jonathan219234 hahahaha so true :P i think its just to clear up the blood or residue after hitting an unobservant pedestrian

  • @Jonathan219234 I literally lol'd 3 min because of your comment. Thank you, good sir.

  • @Jonathan219234 i LITERALLY cried of laughter after reading this comment

  • auto break, the front bumper

  • AUTO BREAK!!!

  • LOL! This is not a automatic brake test people this is a Crash test, and listen carefully in the video after the crashing sound the person who announce part is added maybe the person who uploaded this video or may be he has a grudge agents Volvo ;) VOLVO FOR LIFE

  • MADE IN CHI- I mean MADE IN SWEDEN

  • This also happened to Mercedes when they were demonstrating the same brake technology in their S class a few years ago. Someone turned the feature off and forgot to turn it back on.

    It ended up with the same results rear ending a sample car.

  • how about learning how to drive a car without automatic breaks and not make people stupider?

  • That car has great Brake! 

  • i think its an automatic windshield wipers turn on when you hit someone thing. too get the blood off, to see were ya going, lol

  • Lol the main saftey feature of the car is its windshield wipers.

  • that was more a automatic break

  • hahahahahahahha FUCK im sorry for laughing,but WTF hahaha look at his body/Head how fast it moves forward at impact omg hahahaha looks so fucking funny,DAMN that must have hurted! fucking FAIL

  • "Uh..well folks, the automatic brake worked perfectly, it applies a technology that uses a semi trailer with the side doors down carrying a load of unfastened furniture, it's also capable of braking on any stationary object heavier than the vehicle itself"

  • Oh I see what happened instead of wiring it to activate the brakes they wired it to activate the windsheild wipers.

  • The Automatic brake is just to lessen the speed of impact, not to stop the car from crashing

  • It would have been SO MUCH funnier if the car exploded. That would have been a epic fail. It failed to stop, it failed to be safe, the airbags failed to deploy, did they even test this car before they demonstrated in front of all these people? Now this is truly a fail.

  • that's water

  • look at  0:11 on the left it says 35 KMH ! hahahahahah

  • I love how the people sit there with their cameras on the car, as if that was supposed to happen

  • @MrSorAnthem lmfao

  • lol at the comment above:

    "1. Obviously, the car didn't stop."

  • im thinking of buying this car becuase it stop fast

  • press 2 for unlimitted crashes.

  • press 3 car farting

  • Pause and play the vid then press 2 over and over

  • Volvo IS owned by motherfreaking CHINA!!!

    What do you expect?

  • its obvious that it was an Asian lady driving.

  • ? you guys are so blind the automatic break works! What do you think the truck was for?

  • Aw, I was so hoping for the guy to say "Well folks, we are experiencing technical difficulties..."

  • nobody got that until the guy started speaking, they all thought that was the tech. stopping

  • at 0:17... you could hear a guy laughing.. probably at his wife that asked him to buy a Volvo.. xD

  • So ladies and gentlemen, FAIL!

  • Glad i have a old car without a ton of electronic crap that can go wrong

  • This is the new "Green" way to stop a car.

    ...fuck the government..

  • why do the commontaters all ways say something went wrong come on get in the real world automatic break my ass this world is becoming LAZY! WE NEED TO GO BACK TOO THE 8O'S RAW::::::: MAN POWER!

  • the strange thing is tht volvo are the safest cars in the world (true fact)

    lol

  • 5 star

  • the comments are more funnier than the video sometimes

  • Automatic brakes = hitting whatever is in front of you

  • Volvo's brake technology works when the car runs out of gas. Stops within 500 miles.

  • Don't worry. only all 70 people there caught it on tape

  • i dont get what they mean by brakes fail? i'd say the car stopped quite fast!

  • It's a triple fail!

    1. Obviously, the car didn't stop.

    2. The airbags didn't deploy, and

    3. The windshield wipers came on.

    GOOD JOB VOLVO!

  • @enlowmation and oil, dont forget the oil dripping out.

  • @enlowmation the airbags DID deploy, watch more carefully!

  • @FlorinDaEu thats the guys head flying forward and back, they did not deploy.

  • @enlowmation This is a test, if you know what that is

  • In all seriousness, that car held up pretty well for smashing into a truck like that. I know people who have had their cars totaled from just hitting a deer.

  • but it's still safe =)

  • automatic brake my ass :D

  • huh that's it ? i thought all cars had that

  • must have been a toyota

  • Wait, how is this a fail when they're just testing the brakes? To see if it will stop in time? Wow, failblog you fail.

    FAILBLOG GET IT TOGETHER.

  • @AmazingEngine Wait, how can you manage to be so stupid? To attract attention to yourself? Wow, AmazingEngine you fail.

    AMAZINGENGINE GET IT TOGETHER.

  • @AmazingEngine moron

  • @cygrey I'm not your mom.

  • press 2 to see cars go nuts

  • amazing, so this technology incorporates a stationary truck to stop the car in just 1/10 of a second.

  • at least the wiper worked....

  • god damn, that must be the most effective brake i´ve ever seen!

  • And now we test the truck...

  • press 2....

  • New idea: let's actually pay attention to the road and not rely on technology to brake for us!

  • Well it stopped.

  • Lol I love how the wind shield wipers are on :P

  • ....fuck.

  • rofl the begging is hilarious they all fallowed the car lmao

  • looked like it sped up instead :P

  • True...but how will they keep the giant truck in front of it like that all the time?

  • im gona guess that was antifreeze and not gas leaking

  • The test was successful, Volvo stopped.

  • This system was designed by team of women engineers, employed under anti-sexdiscrimination legislation.

  • Em. . . Volvo, you're quite tough. . .

  • holy crap the gas was leaking. if you get into a small accident, your car is going to blow up too.

  • keeo pressing 2

  • rape the 0:05 link xD

  • that wasn't a volvo. That was a toyota before recall

  • It stopped.

  • press 2 repeatedly

  • @Airsoftslave ah....well then...FAIL

  • Now that's German Engineering....

  • @Andyana714

    german engineering my ass bro, Volvo is swedish

  • @Andyana714 volvo is from sweden. german cars always work properly

  • FORD

  • why dont you get a buggati instead

  • @kerfloof why would you get a poorly engineered ornament like a bugatti

  • Damn, they were right! It stopped on a dime!!!

  • look at the photographers xD

  • Good thing I don't drive one.

  • and there is written on the door, that 35 kmh - but CitySafety works under 30kmh :D:D:D

  • see the page of EURO NCAP, there is written more about the system, i couldn't copy it here,( don't know why) :S

  • Sorry guys, but it's a correct result. Volvo City Safety is working between 3,6 and 30 kmh, in range of 10 meters. It is able to stop the car only when the speed difference between the car and obstacle is less or 15 kmh, at higher speed it only reduces the impact.

  • MADE IN CHINA 100%!!!!!!!!!!!

  • volvo is a chinese car

  • Nahh its still a distance away... Ohhhhh shitttt

  • of course it's a mishap... the windshield wipers turned on.

  • love it how everyone stays on target

  • it stopped automatically, wheres the fail

  • When I plow into the back of a semi carrying timber and die I want that guy on the mic to say "so ladies in gentlemen uhhhh it looks like we have some mess up in the testing here"

  • HAHA THATS MAD

  • If I was there I would have just let out a big "HAH!"

  • Umm folks, I believe we have a gremlin problem.

  • volvo stoped!!!

  • Ahhhh...the awkward Silenus xD

  • headshot

  • i like how they keep their cameras up

  • LOL its funny how all the camera guys follow the volvo and then right when it hits the truck, they all just freeze there, LOL XD

  • That's really sad, because it's a really good feature...I hope that it's just bad luck...Really...(I love the new S60!!!)

  • That's really sad, because it's a really good feature...I hope that it's just bad luck...Really...(I love the new S60!!!)

  • Bahhhh it did Automaticly brake ... the truck was helping though

  • name of this video explains alot

  • why would they test it again a truck? oh wait nvm it a volvo

  • As safe as volvos are the airbags didn't even deploy and by the looks of it, they should have or am I wrong to think that?

  • @travisrose06 you dont need air bags with automatic brakes

  • the camera ppl dont look shocked at all

  • so i'm guessing they bought the brakes from toyota...

  • Expecting something?

  • safety firs jajaja is sk

  • atleast the wiper is still working

  • when the volvo kills someone, least the wipers come on after to get rid of the blood

  • @IITheRing0II At least it would be protecting the driver from a sweaty cock because there would be no blood, no blood, no body = no sentance

  • Top gear said it was a brakesystem for blind people/opsticals.

  • Double Fail~

    The airbags didn't deploy :P

  • @ThePainful99 It was a test car

  • @ThePainful99 Seatbelt tensioners are enough. Airbags are expensive, so it normally saves money. Also airbags don't really help at low speeds.

  • @ThePainful99 yea but the windsheild wipers still work :D

  • @ThePainful99

    I don't know if they actually do at 35 km/h ... sometimes they don't at lower speeds, becauset the airbag, would insure the driver more, than helping him!

    

  • @ThePainful99 OMG ,you got167 likes for this extremely retarded comment. Airbags on a 30 km crash will never deploy because it is not necessary! It would hurt the driver more. Jesus, you people need to do some more research before saying dumb shit...

  • @ThePainful99 actually it did watch the window closly

  • The automatic break only works if there is a truck in front of the Volvo.