The Crack
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  • jeff: u dont know japenese

    peanut: what do u mean, yes i do, toyota, ohh godzilla

    jeff: thats not right

    peanut:"something" Godzilla!!!

    love u peanut <3333

  • he sold them all!?!??! lol

  • luv you peanut

  • 32 people are on crack

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahj­ahahahahahahhahahaahsiaigsuwof­stakatwgaiussdmshxhsihddksjsjd­jdjdjjdjjjj domasss

  • This is hilarius as heck.

  • COFFEE COFFE COFFEE

  • 32 people won't admit they've done crack

  • "Jeff does not abuse drugs...he's an alcoholic!"

  • OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL HAHA!!!

  • hes on crack ........................ i think

  • hahahaha  that is so funny love watching peanut he CRACKS ME UP LOL

  • Jeff: You don't speak Japanese!

    Peanut: Yeah I can! TOYOTA!

  • Peanut:Jeff does not abuse drugs

    Jeff: thank you

    Peanut: he's an alcoholic

    Jeff: -.-

    This shit is hilarious

  • 1:25

  • "never smoked pot?"

    "no"

    "never done drugs?"

    "no"

    "then how the hell did u come up with me!?"

    lol i love peanut and jeff!!!

  • there should be a love button for this video XD

  • no its "he sold it all"

  • lolol infinity

  • peanut is the shit

  • it was crack....did u do crack before the show

  • PEANUT FTW

  • 0:55 hahahaah

  • does any one sees that he likes peanut more he uses it more for the show

  • @thebeast1420712 That's because Peanut is the favorite for most of his fans. Everyone loves Peanut. :)

  • @thebeast1420712 he has been using peanut 4 a long time.

  • "Then how the hell did you come up with MEEEE????? ... You're a SICK MAN!!!" and "Jeff does not abuse drugs." "Thank you." "Cuz he's an alcoholic!" are the BEST PARTS!!! XD Peanut Rules!

  • if i could do that i'd be speakin frickin japanese too

  • Lmao "Jeff doesn't abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic"

  • Hahahah "Oh you're right...Godzilla" Jeff Dunham is hilarious(:

  • Haha

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  • ''YOUR A SICK MAN!''

  • my goodness that lady laughing in the background sounds disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • Peanut: So ya never done drugs?

    Jeff: No

    Peanut: The how the hell did you come up with MEEE!

    LOL

  • craack!!!!

  • Love Peant!!!

  • 0:34 IS MY FAVORITE PART

  • How did he come up with Peanut?

  • funny

  • 31 people arent doing crack while there watching it

  • I've NEVER done crack." "are you sure?" "yes." "are you lying?" "no." "see how angry you are?" "yes." "ITS THE CRACK!" "there ISNT any CRACK!" "Oh my God he SOLD IT ALL!!!"

  • 0:31-0:38 is priceless lol

  • hes a fake! 0:22  :(

  • @tomissorry it was an asian effect

  • @alferxxx what does that mean?

  • @tomissorry its like translation...

  • too much starbucks, coffee coffee coffee!

    you didnt have coffee be4 the show.. okay i admit.. it was crack!

     haha! love peanut!! hes awesome!

  • "You don't know japanese."

    "Yea I do, TOYOTA"

    PEANUT <3

  • who're the ppl that didnt like this vid? i love it and im japanese!

  • Are you also on a STICK-OOHOOOOOO!?

  • lol hes an alcoholic

  • youve never done drugs?

    no

    then how the hell did you come up with meeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?!

    lulz from crowd

    your a sick man!

  • Are u sure?

    Yes.

    Are u lying?

    No.

    You see how angry you are?

    Yes.

    It's the crack!

    There isn't any crack.

    Oh My God he sold it all!

  • SHHPEAKIN SHAAPENESE

  • Jeff Dunham's AWESOME!!!! i have his DVDs and the shows are HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • U had to do drugs, how the he'll did come up with me?????

    OMG my sides hurt from laughing

  • jeff dose not abuse drugs he's an alcoholic!!!

    LOOOOL

  • i love this part...i love you Peanut!!!

  • "Jeff does not abuse drugs" "thankyou" ("he's an alchoholic")

  • " Jeff does not abuse drugs... Thank you.....HE'S AN ALCHOHALIC :D"

  • LMAO Keeps his mouth closed when he said ''Godzilla'' haha.. Godzilla owns!

  • !!!!I WORSHIP PEANUT!!!!!!

  • Jeff:"can you please tell them all?"

    Peanute:"ok jeff does not abuse drugs"  "hes an alcaholic"

    Peanute is FUNNY!!!!

  • never smoked pot? NO ever done drugs? NO. THEN HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WIF MEEEEE

  • lolz i love how peanut moves his neck like that like at 1:07

  • 0:33 is the best!

  • IKR! I LUV IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

  • lol "Jeff does not abuse drugs" "Thankyou" "He's an alchoholic!"

  • U don't smoke drugs then how did u come up with meeee lol

  • @YourPervertNextDoor dark people ha ha.I'm Irish and EVREYONE takes the piss out of us.Its only fun though so who cares as long as were all laughing. :+)

  • "You don't know japanese.."

    "Yeah I can: Toyota."

  • u got it wrong its u cant speak Japanese

    yes i can toyota

  • lol

  • 0:22 is so true, i watched a japanese show, NON of the words matched there mouth.

  • moreso with non-animated movies or older ones, but yes there is a bit of a language problem there

  • Rofl, his mouth didn't open when he said Godzilla again because that's making fun of how the japanese movies get translated and they are either done speaking or still speaking while someone speaks in english xD

    and people; take a joke. stop getting sensitive, everyone's racist against everyone. :P

    This guy = hilarious.

    My aunt has a giant plushie of peanut xD

  • okay...... jeff does not abuse drugs. he's an alchoholic!

  • too much starbucks coffee coffee coffee

  • Peanut is racist!?!? i mean i am japanese meself...

  • offcourse not xD he's making fun of all kinds of cultures:P i'm Dutch myself:P he's a freakin' genius

  • its just a fricking puppet...deal with it dumbass

  • GODZILLA!

  • "There isnt any crack!"

    "OMG He sold it all!"

    "I have never done drugs!"

    "Well then how the hell did you come up with ME?!"

  • its true how do u come up with a idiot like peanut without crck and when i say idiot i mean the hilarious way lol xD

  • Seeing as tho an old japanese godzilla was just on tv, the mouth moving part was seriously LOL

    Also the Crack!

  • OH THERES A WOOSY HARAP NO STICKOWAT

    what r u doing

    speaking japenese

    u dont kno japenese

    yes i do TOYOTA OOHHHH GODZILLA

    DATS NOT RIGHT

    oh yeah ur right GODZILLA!!!!

  • see how pissed u r

    ya

    its the cack!

  • ok I admmit It was crack

  • Ohhhhh Godzilla! :D

  • jeff does not abuse drugs hes an alcholic  u rock jeff dunham!

  • never done drugs?

    no

    then how the hell did you come up with me!!!!!!

    LUVED IT!!!

  • "there isnt any crack!"

    "OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL!"

    i LOVE PEANUT!

  • @sexyswimmer147 I think he says "Oh my god he solved it all!" :P

  • Jeff does not abuse drugs.

    Thank you.

    Hes an alcoholic

    MY FAVE PART!!!!!!!!! =D

  • "oh my god he sold it all!"

    hahahhahahahah XD

  • lol!

    "you don't know Japanese"

    "Yeah i do... TOYOTA"

  • "What is wrong with you?!"

    "To much Starbucks, coffe coffe coffe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

  • LMAO!!! man i love it!

    *gasp* good cover up!

  • lol jeff dunham is so hilarios.cofee coffe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

  • never done drugs?

    no

    Then how the hell did you come up with meeeeee

    XD

  • HAHAA i was just about to type that XD 6Starz!~

  • 0:21-0:23 LOL

  • lol! i love peanut and jeff dunham! they both ROCK!!!!!!!

  • Godzilla!

    Thats not right!

    Oh your right it would be (mouth moves) 2 seconds later GODZILLA!

  • LOL, "Jeff does not use drugs....he's an alcoholic" Wish i knew that was coming. I was drinking xD

  • THERE ISN'T ANY CRACK!

    Oh my god he sold it all!

    LMFAO! XDDDDD

  • What's mean with LMFAO??

  • Wait, WHAT? I didn't do anything! o3o

  • Coffee Coffee  mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

  • wtf.... coffee coffee jihaa

  • i was at this show!! too damn funny... peanut and achmed all the way

  • What is wrong with you!?..too much Starbucks COFEE COFEE COFEE mmmmmm....you didn't have cofee before the show..o.k. i admit..it was crack

  • then how the hell did you come up with me

  • lmao!!!

  • (=

    Coffee Coffee Coffee <3

  • "Oh my God! He sold it all!" LOL! Too funny!

  • Sugoi! Peanut is soooo kawaii! lol, but it dosent take drugs or alcohol to come up with some crazy stuff like him.... ya just gotta be either SUPER-bored or momentarily nuts ^-^

  • Are you japanese? Kawaii is japanese for cute (I took a class)

  • Nope, I'm danish! heh, but most anime fangirls/fanboys knows what kawaii means ^-^

  • lol, what?

  • Obviously you do. Othewise, why else reply. Later.

  • LMAO

  • the funniest peanut video everr jeff funny as hellll!1!!!

  • jeff dunham funny as hell lol

  • LOL!!! VERY FUNNY!!!! XD XD XD

  • jeff does not abuse drugs...hes an alchoholic...ROFL

  • 0:37 Coffee coffee xD Look at his face xD

  • ever done drugs....no....

    the how the hell did you come up with meeee

    please exlpain to every one that i dont abuse drugs

    ok.. jeff doesn't use drugs

    thank you, he's an alocoholic

  • you didnt have coffee befor the show...ok i admit it was crack

  • i like omg XD peanut like

    what are you doing aaaa japinese

    oh ur right is like this ( peanut pretendes to talk) the GODZILLA

    are you sure yes are u lieing no see how angry you are yes its the crack

    there isent any crack

    OMG HE SOLD IT ALL

  • do you feel angry yes THATS THE CRACK

  • too much starbucks, coffee coffee cofee...XDDDD...ROFL...

  • to muck starbucks coffee coffee coffee!!!!!

  • OMG he sold it all...LMAO this is so funny :o)

  • LOL GODZILLA

  • peeing my pants at 0.38  x)

  • never smoked pot NO!!!! never dun drugs NO!!!!! then how the hell did yah cum up with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! rofl hahahahahahah jeff dunham is the boy and peanut is better than most comedians out there haha

  • There is no Crack!

    Oh MY God, He sold it all!!!

  • o god

    so how the hell u got up with me.........u r sick mannnn looooooooooooooooooool

  • TOYOTA lol

  • sorry america alcoholic is a drug! now im gunna smoke a nice j oint fucka

  • rotfl

  • To much Starbucks COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!

  • he's an alcoholic!

    hehahahaha!

  • ok, i admit, it was crack

    rotfl!!

  • Jeff does not abuse drugs...he's an alcoholic.

    he's good at arguing with himself lol

  • which is why his first DVD was called Arguing With Myself.

  • yeah that does make sense lol

  • it is the funniest thing they have ever done together

  • love it its really funny i cant get enough i can see this over and over and over

  • LOL!!!!! he hilairos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good. coffie coffie coffie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • never done drugs? no, than how the hell did u come up with me?? ur a sick man, will u just tell them? okkk jeff dunham does not abuse drugs lma0

  • LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why did that khyk person quote almost th entire thing?

  • Okay,so,my friend and I,everyday,she has to be peanut and I have to be Jeff,and go from Jeff doing drugs to alchoholic

  • Too much Starbucks, coffee, coffee, coffee, mmmmmmmmmmmm. LOL

  • lol i got tears in my eyes i love his laugh

  • c'mon you gotta smoke weed, no i dont smoke pot, neve