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"Then how the hell did you come up with MEEEE????? ... You're a SICK MAN!!!" and "Jeff does not abuse drugs." "Thank you." "Cuz he's an alcoholic!" are the BEST PARTS!!! XD Peanut Rules!
I've NEVER done crack." "are you sure?" "yes." "are you lying?" "no." "see how angry you are?" "yes." "ITS THE CRACK!" "there ISNT any CRACK!" "Oh my God he SOLD IT ALL!!!"
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@YourPervertNextDoor dark people ha ha.I'm Irish and EVREYONE takes the piss out of us.Its only fun though so who cares as long as were all laughing. :+)
Rofl, his mouth didn't open when he said Godzilla again because that's making fun of how the japanese movies get translated and they are either done speaking or still speaking while someone speaks in english xD
and people; take a joke. stop getting sensitive, everyone's racist against everyone. :P
Sugoi! Peanut is soooo kawaii! lol, but it dosent take drugs or alcohol to come up with some crazy stuff like him.... ya just gotta be either SUPER-bored or momentarily nuts ^-^
You do not know how annoying that is. Its such a geeky thing to say. If you wanna speak Japanese, learn it properly. Dont put words that you know into english sentences randomly.. It truely is annoying.
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never smoked pot NO!!!! never dun drugs NO!!!!! then how the hell did yah cum up with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! rofl hahahahahahah jeff dunham is the boy and peanut is better than most comedians out there haha
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
jeff: u dont know japenese
peanut: what do u mean, yes i do, toyota, ohh godzilla
jeff: thats not right
peanut:"something" Godzilla!!!
love u peanut <3333
greenbunny48 1 month ago
he sold them all!?!??! lol
MikuHatsuneDiva 2 months ago
luv you peanut
MsRockey13 4 months ago
32 people are on crack
greennutzskater 4 months ago
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahjahahahahahahhahahaahsiaigsuwofstakatwgaiussdmshxhsihddksjsjdjdjdjjdjjjj domasss
mamurillo 4 months ago
This is hilarius as heck.
rebroo22 5 months ago
COFFEE COFFE COFFEE
Pokekid19 5 months ago
32 people won't admit they've done crack
tunesmaster915 5 months ago
"Jeff does not abuse drugs...he's an alcoholic!"
TheAQHAgal 5 months ago
OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL HAHA!!!
thecrazygurl89 5 months ago
hes on crack ........................ i think
lilmule321 6 months ago
hahahaha that is so funny love watching peanut he CRACKS ME UP LOL
hotmusic1967 6 months ago
Jeff: You don't speak Japanese!
Peanut: Yeah I can! TOYOTA!
lolzabubbles 6 months ago 3
Peanut:Jeff does not abuse drugs
Jeff: thank you
Peanut: he's an alcoholic
Jeff: -.-
This shit is hilarious
lovergurl1467 6 months ago 3
1:25
Ziggyarballo 6 months ago
"never smoked pot?"
"no"
"never done drugs?"
"no"
"then how the hell did u come up with me!?"
lol i love peanut and jeff!!!
MsSexychick125 7 months ago 13
there should be a love button for this video XD
00Pinkbabe00 7 months ago 4
no its "he sold it all"
killerczarnian 7 months ago
lolol infinity
rockPanties69 7 months ago
peanut is the shit
SuperPH34R 7 months ago
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zachknight12345 8 months ago
it was crack....did u do crack before the show
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wanya1990 9 months ago
PEANUT FTW
shadowkris100 9 months ago
0:55 hahahaah
dragonkillers100 9 months ago
does any one sees that he likes peanut more he uses it more for the show
thebeast1420712 10 months ago
@thebeast1420712 That's because Peanut is the favorite for most of his fans. Everyone loves Peanut. :)
ashy13241 10 months ago
@thebeast1420712 he has been using peanut 4 a long time.
MrJeshuaNoel 7 months ago
"Then how the hell did you come up with MEEEE????? ... You're a SICK MAN!!!" and "Jeff does not abuse drugs." "Thank you." "Cuz he's an alcoholic!" are the BEST PARTS!!! XD Peanut Rules!
ShadowTheSaiyanGirl 10 months ago 4
if i could do that i'd be speakin frickin japanese too
studiolifesux14 11 months ago 5
Lmao "Jeff doesn't abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic"
Ace0076 11 months ago 4
Hahahah "Oh you're right...Godzilla" Jeff Dunham is hilarious(:
nannyfan11 11 months ago
Haha
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TheDarthtom100 1 year ago
''YOUR A SICK MAN!''
greenday2themax 1 year ago 2
my goodness that lady laughing in the background sounds disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
tri26mc 1 year ago
Peanut: So ya never done drugs?
Jeff: No
Peanut: The how the hell did you come up with MEEE!
LOL
clipcriticsfan3465 1 year ago 9
craack!!!!
gymnastbns123 1 year ago
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rbodary120204 1 year ago
Love Peant!!!
rbodary120204 1 year ago
0:34 IS MY FAVORITE PART
110browneyes 1 year ago
How did he come up with Peanut?
leafia6 1 year ago
funny
MiamiLove1235 1 year ago
31 people arent doing crack while there watching it
crackalackin28 1 year ago
I've NEVER done crack." "are you sure?" "yes." "are you lying?" "no." "see how angry you are?" "yes." "ITS THE CRACK!" "there ISNT any CRACK!" "Oh my God he SOLD IT ALL!!!"
LaraCgamer 1 year ago 4
0:31-0:38 is priceless lol
mba666666 1 year ago
hes a fake! 0:22 :(
tomissorry 1 year ago
@tomissorry it was an asian effect
alferxxx 1 year ago
@alferxxx what does that mean?
tomissorry 1 year ago
@tomissorry its like translation...
alferxxx 1 year ago
too much starbucks, coffee coffee coffee!
you didnt have coffee be4 the show.. okay i admit.. it was crack!
haha! love peanut!! hes awesome!
zabrinacomedy 1 year ago 2
"You don't know japanese."
"Yea I do, TOYOTA"
PEANUT <3
tatzymke 1 year ago 4
who're the ppl that didnt like this vid? i love it and im japanese!
usagi418 1 year ago
Are you also on a STICK-OOHOOOOOO!?
Imtehbestz 1 year ago
lol hes an alcoholic
videogamefreak820 1 year ago
youve never done drugs?
no
then how the hell did you come up with meeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?!
lulz from crowd
your a sick man!
RobinB650 1 year ago
Are u sure?
Yes.
Are u lying?
No.
You see how angry you are?
Yes.
It's the crack!
There isn't any crack.
Oh My God he sold it all!
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CQCapprentice 1 year ago
SHHPEAKIN SHAAPENESE
littleperp1 1 year ago
Jeff Dunham's AWESOME!!!! i have his DVDs and the shows are HILARIOUS!!!!!
GothicPrincess2010 1 year ago
U had to do drugs, how the he'll did come up with me?????
OMG my sides hurt from laughing
thefriend14 1 year ago 3
jeff dose not abuse drugs he's an alcoholic!!!
LOOOOL
goihe 1 year ago 2
i love this part...i love you Peanut!!!
sassycat24108 1 year ago
"Jeff does not abuse drugs" "thankyou" ("he's an alchoholic")
sunnybeach897 1 year ago 3
" Jeff does not abuse drugs... Thank you.....HE'S AN ALCHOHALIC :D"
Munk3yButt23 1 year ago 6
LMAO Keeps his mouth closed when he said ''Godzilla'' haha.. Godzilla owns!
XxComablackxX1937 1 year ago
!!!!I WORSHIP PEANUT!!!!!!
LordSorontur 1 year ago 4
Jeff:"can you please tell them all?"
Peanute:"ok jeff does not abuse drugs" "hes an alcaholic"
Peanute is FUNNY!!!!
hortic58 1 year ago 4
never smoked pot? NO ever done drugs? NO. THEN HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WIF MEEEEE
Silentkid3 1 year ago 3
lolz i love how peanut moves his neck like that like at 1:07
ghidorah5464 1 year ago
0:33 is the best!
funnybabe2313 1 year ago
IKR! I LUV IT WHEN HE DOES THAT
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coolstuff5673 1 year ago
lol "Jeff does not abuse drugs" "Thankyou" "He's an alchoholic!"
sarahjonas8 1 year ago 7
U don't smoke drugs then how did u come up with meeee lol
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MrTapout123 1 year ago
@YourPervertNextDoor dark people ha ha.I'm Irish and EVREYONE takes the piss out of us.Its only fun though so who cares as long as were all laughing. :+)
ah4fecksake 2 years ago 2
"You don't know japanese.."
"Yeah I can: Toyota."
Habbeuh 2 years ago 14
u got it wrong its u cant speak Japanese
yes i can toyota
nwilcoxen 2 years ago 6
lol
Smirf991 2 years ago
0:22 is so true, i watched a japanese show, NON of the words matched there mouth.
comanche119 2 years ago 3
moreso with non-animated movies or older ones, but yes there is a bit of a language problem there
Cierrakahana 2 years ago
Rofl, his mouth didn't open when he said Godzilla again because that's making fun of how the japanese movies get translated and they are either done speaking or still speaking while someone speaks in english xD
and people; take a joke. stop getting sensitive, everyone's racist against everyone. :P
This guy = hilarious.
My aunt has a giant plushie of peanut xD
z03ysAnimes 2 years ago 2
okay...... jeff does not abuse drugs. he's an alchoholic!
Maxie2200 2 years ago 11
too much starbucks coffee coffee coffee
nwilcoxen 2 years ago 2
Peanut is racist!?!? i mean i am japanese meself...
ReshiupialeR 2 years ago
offcourse not xD he's making fun of all kinds of cultures:P i'm Dutch myself:P he's a freakin' genius
coenieboy1993 2 years ago 6
its just a fricking puppet...deal with it dumbass
Vide0Gam8r 2 years ago
GODZILLA!
karlaabc123 2 years ago 2
"There isnt any crack!"
"OMG He sold it all!"
"I have never done drugs!"
"Well then how the hell did you come up with ME?!"
thevideomaster22 2 years ago 7
its true how do u come up with a idiot like peanut without crck and when i say idiot i mean the hilarious way lol xD
HHHfan111 2 years ago
Seeing as tho an old japanese godzilla was just on tv, the mouth moving part was seriously LOL
Also the Crack!
XxComablackxX1937 2 years ago 5
OH THERES A WOOSY HARAP NO STICKOWAT
what r u doing
speaking japenese
u dont kno japenese
yes i do TOYOTA OOHHHH GODZILLA
DATS NOT RIGHT
oh yeah ur right GODZILLA!!!!
videogamefreak820 2 years ago 8
see how pissed u r
ya
its the cack!
Nintendogamecuberox 2 years ago 6
ok I admmit It was crack
ClearGlassWindow 2 years ago 77
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GODZIRRA!!!!
Ctmagnus 2 years ago
Ohhhhh Godzilla! :D
Hammerman24 2 years ago 4
jeff does not abuse drugs hes an alcholic u rock jeff dunham!
bobman532 2 years ago 8
never done drugs?
no
then how the hell did you come up with me!!!!!!
LUVED IT!!!
amba153 2 years ago 13
"there isnt any crack!"
"OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL!"
i LOVE PEANUT!
sexyswimmer147 2 years ago 123
@sexyswimmer147 I think he says "Oh my god he solved it all!" :P
sticheel 7 months ago
Jeff does not abuse drugs.
Thank you.
Hes an alcoholic
MY FAVE PART!!!!!!!!! =D
Liliownz 2 years ago 9
"oh my god he sold it all!"
hahahhahahahah XD
StArDaNcEr45 2 years ago 4
lol!
"you don't know Japanese"
"Yeah i do... TOYOTA"
lydiahansen 2 years ago 4
"What is wrong with you?!"
"To much Starbucks, coffe coffe coffe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
CROJason13 2 years ago 5
LMAO!!! man i love it!
*gasp* good cover up!
Danikathehedgehog 2 years ago 4
lol jeff dunham is so hilarios.cofee coffe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
shadow101sonic 2 years ago 4
never done drugs?
no
Then how the hell did you come up with meeeeee
XD
srgfubar 2 years ago 11
HAHAA i was just about to type that XD 6Starz!~
djkotebe 2 years ago 3
0:21-0:23 LOL
Cheeta1020 2 years ago
lol! i love peanut and jeff dunham! they both ROCK!!!!!!!
GirlsPizza 2 years ago 3
Godzilla!
Thats not right!
Oh your right it would be (mouth moves) 2 seconds later GODZILLA!
XxXxElPresidentexXxX 2 years ago
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i didn't get that joke :(
err4bundo 2 years ago
LOL, "Jeff does not use drugs....he's an alcoholic" Wish i knew that was coming. I was drinking xD
StuntyBoy06 2 years ago 8
THERE ISN'T ANY CRACK!
Oh my god he sold it all!
LMFAO! XDDDDD
MoonlightLily101 2 years ago
What's mean with LMFAO??
Sykaron 2 years ago
Wait, WHAT? I didn't do anything! o3o
MoonlightLily101 2 years ago
Coffee Coffee mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
skuzthefuzz 2 years ago 3
wtf.... coffee coffee jihaa
IborockT 2 years ago
i was at this show!! too damn funny... peanut and achmed all the way
xPrOjEcTMaYhEm 2 years ago 3
What is wrong with you!?..too much Starbucks COFEE COFEE COFEE mmmmmm....you didn't have cofee before the show..o.k. i admit..it was crack
shadddey5 2 years ago 2
then how the hell did you come up with me
sk8rdude214 2 years ago 8
lmao!!!
looloorex 2 years ago
(=
Coffee Coffee Coffee <3
SlipknotLoverBabe 2 years ago
"Oh my God! He sold it all!" LOL! Too funny!
lovegerardbutler1987 2 years ago
Sugoi! Peanut is soooo kawaii! lol, but it dosent take drugs or alcohol to come up with some crazy stuff like him.... ya just gotta be either SUPER-bored or momentarily nuts ^-^
JadensGirl22 2 years ago 2
Are you japanese? Kawaii is japanese for cute (I took a class)
Hinatazuki 2 years ago
Nope, I'm danish! heh, but most anime fangirls/fanboys knows what kawaii means ^-^
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Amenat 2 years ago
lol, what?
JadensGirl22 2 years ago
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You do not know how annoying that is. Its such a geeky thing to say. If you wanna speak Japanese, learn it properly. Dont put words that you know into english sentences randomly.. It truely is annoying.
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Why bitch when ya can ignore... geesh, tag og smut dit fucking røvhul... i dont deal with BS -.-
JadensGirl22 2 years ago
Obviously you do. Othewise, why else reply. Later.
Amenat 2 years ago
LMAO
ibbyiqbal 2 years ago 2
the funniest peanut video everr jeff funny as hellll!1!!!
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TheMarioBros123 2 years ago
jeff dunham funny as hell lol
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narutomills500 2 years ago
LOL!!! VERY FUNNY!!!! XD XD XD
bgrl5 2 years ago 2
jeff does not abuse drugs...hes an alchoholic...ROFL
danielle8810 2 years ago 3
0:37 Coffee coffee xD Look at his face xD
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but have u ever seen ALBERT EINSTEIN the puppet KISS A MAN???!?!?!
search " HEY EINSTEIN "
Its INSANE HAHAHA!
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itssabrina 2 years ago
ever done drugs....no....
the how the hell did you come up with meeee
please exlpain to every one that i dont abuse drugs
ok.. jeff doesn't use drugs
thank you, he's an alocoholic
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AntiHero1996 2 years ago
you didnt have coffee befor the show...ok i admit it was crack
abbaabbaazoo 2 years ago
i like omg XD peanut like
what are you doing aaaa japinese
oh ur right is like this ( peanut pretendes to talk) the GODZILLA
are you sure yes are u lieing no see how angry you are yes its the crack
there isent any crack
OMG HE SOLD IT ALL
123piemaster321 2 years ago
do you feel angry yes THATS THE CRACK
123piemaster321 2 years ago
too much starbucks, coffee coffee cofee...XDDDD...ROFL...
Princeofdarkness91 2 years ago
to muck starbucks coffee coffee coffee!!!!!
prinsses9742 2 years ago
OMG he sold it all...LMAO this is so funny :o)
coolcutechick 2 years ago
LOL GODZILLA
samanthagrace10 2 years ago
peeing my pants at 0.38 x)
Ninnelina 2 years ago
never smoked pot NO!!!! never dun drugs NO!!!!! then how the hell did yah cum up with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! rofl hahahahahahah jeff dunham is the boy and peanut is better than most comedians out there haha
mackemmick20 2 years ago
There is no Crack!
Oh MY God, He sold it all!!!
ellentjevdh 2 years ago 4
o god
so how the hell u got up with me.........u r sick mannnn looooooooooooooooooool
deathmarliyn 2 years ago
TOYOTA lol
kabedababe 2 years ago
sorry america alcoholic is a drug! now im gunna smoke a nice j oint fucka
mellowmushgrapetripp 2 years ago
rotfl
CSIS25 2 years ago
To much Starbucks COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
tommie314101 2 years ago
he's an alcoholic!
hehahahaha!
kinghaiqal12 3 years ago 2
ok, i admit, it was crack
rotfl!!
liteupthestage 3 years ago 4
Jeff does not abuse drugs...he's an alcoholic.
he's good at arguing with himself lol
whieoehfeo 3 years ago
which is why his first DVD was called Arguing With Myself.
FamilySimFemale 2 years ago
yeah that does make sense lol
whieoehfeo 2 years ago 2
it is the funniest thing they have ever done together
anthonyausburn 3 years ago
love it its really funny i cant get enough i can see this over and over and over
zoscas 3 years ago 3
LOL!!!!! he hilairos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn506 3 years ago 3
good. coffie coffie coffie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jdjdhdhdyr 3 years ago 3
never done drugs? no, than how the hell did u come up with me?? ur a sick man, will u just tell them? okkk jeff dunham does not abuse drugs lma0
agcdle1234 3 years ago 2
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
iheartjonasbros4eva 3 years ago
why did that khyk person quote almost th entire thing?
KarleDean 3 years ago 2
Okay,so,my friend and I,everyday,she has to be peanut and I have to be Jeff,and go from Jeff doing drugs to alchoholic
julycath11 3 years ago
Too much Starbucks, coffee, coffee, coffee, mmmmmmmmmmmm. LOL
jelfire08 3 years ago 3
lol i got tears in my eyes i love his laugh
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XxHuniBuniBooxX 3 years ago
c'mon you gotta smoke weed, no i dont smoke pot, neve