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  • GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAFT TWAT, YOU DAFT TWAT. TOPIC IS RUANT!

  • okeah!....

  • hes got a real nark on..im tellin ya!!!

  • dirty barry licks his self over these adverts.

  • Funny as fuck. If this offended you then i'm sorry but you are a daft twat.

  • thats not mackem its sand dancer lingo...FTM!!!! by the it was funny.SOUTH SHEILDS ROCKS....

  • YOU DAF TWAT .

  • "70 pence? i can get 4 for a pound in londis"

  • Haha I know it's not racist - Vic and Bob are piss funny. I was just saying you picked up on the Mackem accent (Mackem isn't a race btw), but not the Chinese one

  • that mackem accent is just lazy racism

  • @sh1tonwba As opposed to the Chinese accent - nice wind up ;-)

  • @marseyboldon im a chinky and i didnt find it racist

  • @sh1tonwba as a mackem I agree. Smoggie gets!

    STOP MACKEMISM NOW!

  • Bob's Korean impression is just razy lacism.

  • gettttttttttt nark on ha ha ha

  • Actually from my point of view the people I've met from that part of the world I have found to be very warm hearted and very funny and quick and very sharp minded.

    The accent I find beautiful to listen to.

  • my mum's from sunderland so i have been there loooooaaads of times and no one - i repeat: NO ONE - speaks like that. Fail.

  • @thepinkemo11

    Well you obviously haven't been to Sunderland then, that's how everyone - I repeat: EVERYONE talks

  • @alistairlp They do speak kind of like that but no one has THAT strong an accent. It's stereotypical.

  • @thepinkemo11

    It's exaggeration for comedic effect. Vic and Bob do it all the time, see John Craven in their Countryfile sketch. Lighten up.

  • @alistairlp Okay, we both have our opinions of it, lets just leave it at that.

  • @thepinkemo11

    OK, as long as you agree never to put on an exaggerated accent.

  • @alistairlp Agreed. :) 

  • @thepinkemo11

    This is the same voice that they use in The Incredible Hulk and The A-Team. Go figure.

  • @EvilDeviousPeople look at the bottom of this comments page, this argument has already been settled.

  • @thepinkemo11 It's called comedy...

  • @andygriff1987 yeah, i know - i thought i settled this argument between me and someone else! go back and find it on the comments because its already been settled.

  • FALLING DOWN

  • im from sunderland and no one talks like that.....

  • Bob Mortimer plays oriental gentleman amazingly well!

  • I'm from Sunderland and this is accurate, everyone here is a dick

  • @skronk61 and our Panda pop is overpriced.

  • "He's got reak nark on,I'm tellin ya"

  • Ah no not my topic!

  • They take the mick out of sunderland because they are from Teeside!

  • @FRANKYJXx *wearside, people from midlesborough are from teeside.

  • @cmontgomeryx They are from Boro!! Well bob is

  • GET OUTTA HERE, YOU DAFT TWAT!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow, i've actually seen the film they're ripping off :)

  • bbc? adverts? WHYYYY? god i hate advertising.

  • @proffesornutbutter what are you on about/

  • You never squeeze another mans Topic - it's just not cricket.

  • So funny Vic and Bob man. This is totally class. Check out our Up Cheers profile for brand new North East sketches!

  • your all daft twats your all northerners wy hi man

  • @steriophonic1 accccccccctually mate its 'why aye man'... ya pleb, skedaddle

  • get our or here you daft trat! haha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA Reeves and Mortimer are just legends. And I love his american accent, especially when he says- I can get 4 for a pound in londis

  • Michael Douglas is Kirk's 3rd arsehole

  • to be honest that is the worst imression on a mackem accent, i whouldn't know what it sounds like because i'm from sunderland myself to i think it is just a normal to me.

  • Absolute Classic!!!

  • i love the way bob looks at the change being thrown down on the counter..

  • i saw Falling Down on tv the other day haha thought of this the whole time

  • love this scene

    

  • yer shame people from Sunderland dont actually sound like that, I should know I am from Sunderland. Streo-tipical southeners trying to take the piss. Fucking idiots.

  • @siothegr8 they aren't southerners, and people from Sunderland sound exactly like that. I should know because I went to Sunderland once just to hear them talk. Get a sense of humour old chum.

  • @BagofDeadChimps LMAO! sorry there is Southeners, and sorry we dont talk like that old chum. I live here so I should know, not someone who visited it once. I've lived here for 17 years, you visited it once. I think I know more about it then you.

  • @siothegr8 Bob is from Middlesbrough and Vic is from Leeds, so that makes them northerners. Anyway, my point was that this was just a joke and probably shouldn’t be taken too seriously.

  • @BagofDeadChimps I know it was a joke never said it wasnt, i just dont see why people feel the need to make us sound like agressive bastards when we arent. thats what has pissed me off and sorry thats midlands, its people from the south that think anything above london is the north. If you look at a map Leeds is more to the middle of the counrty.

  • @siothegr8 Midlands is more the Birmingham/ Nottingham area. Leeds is only in the middle when you take into account the whole of the UK, which we don’t when we’re talking about the north/south divide. Anyway what do you mean they are making people from Sunderland seem angry? The only voice in that video that was supposed to have a Sunderland accent was the narrator – who didn’t sound angry to me. Vic was playing an American and Bob was playing a Korean.

  • @BagofDeadChimps that makes them southerners to us!

    

  • @siothegr8

    bell end

  • @siothegr8 Vic and Bob aren't southern...

  • NOT MY TOPIC!!!!!!!!!! haha epic!

  • Well go londis then, i'm not BOVAAAAD!!!

    Love it

  • Vic walks past a bit of Millwall graffitti.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHA!

  • I dont fucking care if one night only are back

  • hate sunderland 4 ever

  • the win is strong in this clip

  • ma topic a rooahned!!

  • that Topic will never come back in shape lol

  • I wonder if he wore geordie jeans

  • im raoul moat and i endorse this message

  • "IT'LL COME BACK IN SHAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • He's got a real nark on!

  • Simply one of the funniest things ever!

  • YOU DAFT TWAT MY TOPIC IS WUINEEEEDD!

  • "You daft TWAAATTTTTTT!!!!!"

  • @androzani13 THE TOPIC IS RUIIIIINNED!!!

  • SO MUCH BETTER than the original film.

  • its meant to be a mackem accent

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  • Their really not :P

  • @jonathonash . Ah' thuh' fuck. "Yuh daft Twat"

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  • funny thing is a few months ago, an asian woman told me to "go to londis then" cos she refused me a scrath card, reminded me of this

  • hehehehe panda pop seventy PENCE! Where's a Londis these days?

  • @TheRoxZine one in wickersley and swinton, rotherham

  • @RocktorWho Thanks for reminding me ;)

  • they divent talk like goredies

  • Good Luck Mr. Michael Dooglass, Good Luck....

  • DAT TOPIC IS ROOHANNED!

  • IM NOT BOVVAAAARED!

  • So it's agreed then, youtube are pricks for making us watch adverts! Just refresh your browser and youtube will think you've already watched it.

  • fucking adverts

  • DAFT TUWAT!!

  • DAT TOPAK IS ROOHAANED!!

  • I went to a newsagent and the newsagent charged me 89p for a carton of ribena. Fucking ripoff!

  • You should have squeezed it slightly and removed the little straw

  • Good luck, Mr. Michael Douglas, good luck.

  • OK I'll take a lil.. no a tango! What a brilliant actor Vic Reeves is - the way he walks and holds himself at the start is exactly like D FENS!

  • 25 seconds of my fuckin lifehave just been taken away from me because youtube decided to put an advert at the start of the video

    fuckin pricks

  • just hit F5 (reload)

  • Man, I live in Sunderland and...yeah, this is about right. XD I've seen chavs react like that to chocolate ruination. It's a good way to start a fight and blame someone you hate. XD

  • Where do you get this kind of genius from

  • get out my shop you daft twat ha ha ha

  • Fucking brillance,can`t stop watching this piss myself every time.

  • you should get that seen too.

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  • its a place or town or whatever

  • He said 'Londis', which is a chain of shops. The American accent alters the pronunciation slightly.

  • Londis, which is a horrible, overcharging shop chain.

  • Londis - tis like a Co Op

  • Londis is a shop

    its his accent that makes it sound like Landis.

  • Londis - its a branch of convenience stores in the UK, like Spar shops, but not as common

  • bobs face when he calls him a daft twat is right funny

  • "NOT MAH TOPIC!"

  • lmao

  • THE TOPIC A RUINED

  • Really Sunderland didn't have a cinema between 2004 and 2006. You had to go to Newcastle if you wanted to watch anything. I'm serious

  • Boldon.

  • Well, yes there is always Boldon, but Newcastle had more choice for cinema and stuff to do. If you were living in Sunderland between 2004 and 2006 and didn't like football you were fucked.

  • TBF, if you lived in Sunderland and even liked football you were fucked.

  • So true

  • if you live in sunderland or boldon ya fucked anyway, it's fucking shite. full of thick chav's

  • Oh, the irony.

  • The empire had a screen, but it showed shite films.

  • between 2004 and 2006 Sunderland didn't have a cinema.

  • WTF has this got to do with Sunderland ??? Shot in London with a Teesside voiceover.......funny though

  • Filmed in Ashford kent if you you realy wanted to know

    christ I am even boring myself

  • It is a Teessider doing a makem accent, but it's still a good attempt a makem accent..

  • haha the sunderland accents ae amazing but coming from a mackem could of been better lol

  • They have Teeside accents not Sunderland accents!

  • Still achingly funny after many, many views! Vic & Bob shaped my love for all things comedy.

  • the description says hilarious sketch from the bbc. Theyll take credit for anything lol

  • NOT MA TOPIC!

  • 70p for panda pop!? i can get 4 for a pound in londis. comedy genius

  • The mackem accents are brilliant usually the're shit.

  • i'm not bothered. . get out here you daft twat. .good luck Mr Michael Douglass. .he he he. . these two crack me up every time. .

  • Why are people talking about this being in Pennywell. I don't recognise it.

  • YOU DAFT TWAT!!!!!

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  • i was just having a laugh,have you got a sense of humour or what,& no im not fom pennywell im from the posh part of sunderland, redhouse by the sea

  • LOL

    Anyway, to get back to my comment ... is it really Pennywell, and if so, whereabouts exactly?

  • its not anywhere in pennywell that i know of,i don't know who started the rumour it was there but it does look like what any shops look like on any of the council estates

  • id don't think there is a posh part in sunderland the hole place is a shit-heap now!

  • WELL GO LONDIS THEN! AH'M NO BOVVAD!

  • Class video!!!

    Shame they barely sounded like mackems more like georgies unfortunately.

  • they're exactly the same

  • YOU DAFT TWAT!!!!!!

  • fucking adverts

  • NOT MAH TOPIC! MAH TOPIC I RUINED!

  • PANDA POP SEVENTY PEEEENCE!!!

  • lol this wud be funnier if they cut out the bit with 'millwall' on the wall.

  • NO!! MA TOPICS RUANED!!!

  • This has to be one of my favourite things ever. Honestly.

    "HAVE LOOK IN DRINK CAB'NAIRTS!"

  • "THAT BE ONE POUND!!!!!"

  • ME TOPIC RUINED!

  • one of the best little sketches they did onshooting stars and I could only remember watching the end of it forsome reason lol

  • rofl at 0:48

  • YOU DAFT TWAT!

  • i can get four for a pound in londis!

  • Fuckin brilliant! you daft TWAT!!!!!!

  • TOPIC ALL RUINED!!!

    I'm a mackem as well and this is a very good portrayal.

  • 'av a look in drink cabnet!'

  • Google "Shooting Stars Petition" and sign it!

    Bring Shooting Stars to DVD!!

  • has anyone commenting actually seen falling down, he's playing the Korean guy who won't give change.....not a northern shopkeeper!!

  • Vic Reeves has STYYYLLLEEEE

  • Pennywell ? Monkey smell.

  • You Daft Twat!!! lol

  • Makes me proud to be a Mackem LoL

    I know a store owner in Sunderland who is like that, they got it spot on.

  • Im from suderland & i can tell you vic & bob got it spot on ,its an exact everyday conversation at pennywell shop,s.

  • Are pennywell shops still open?I used to go there every lunch-time when I was at the Comp.

  • aye they are m8,but im from the posh side of the water now i lve at redhouse upon cleadon its fukin class man.

  • I am in California,its a different world from Pennywell :-)

  • i bet it is m8,i wish i was having this conversation with you face to face in california

  • I live in the flats next to Redhouse comp and its much worse than Pennywell imo. I'm an ex High Ford lad too spend most of time round Ford