Mega64: Historical Blasphemy Castle Crashers

[scrustle]

1:36 pwned!

[ThePoisonmilk]

2:09 haha look at Rocco hahaha

[FO3rulez]

WHHHAAAAA HAHAHAH

[ThePAproductions]

Hold down 7 for lulz.

[TheJackValentine]

lol rocco looked so creeped out while that old man was talking

[tominator999]

I bet the guy had been sipping from that bottle of bleach he was holding.

[AFSKID]

I wonder if that guy was real or not? Like maybe it was Rocco's dad cosplaying a paranoid window washer.

[logitechstanton]

They'd better stay away from my kids and close their ass and go back to hell, or i'll make them. Through Jesus.

[HIGH777ROLLER]

keep pressing 8 over and over again.lol

[adrozemog]

More like slaughter of many MUSLIMS. BY christians. 

[deutscheinvasion]

@adrozemog Someone didn't seem to get the joke.

[adrozemog]

@deutscheinvasion I know it was a joke, but I feel like Rocco actually thinks it was the muslims who attacked the christians...

[R1mmerama]

@adrozemog That doesn't even make sense. Of course they know.

[blahsalt48]

@adrozemog They probably asked for it. Muslims can suck it.

[adrozemog]

@blahsalt48 haha yeah! Christians are always right! Even when we're wrong! Ignorant pride, WOOT!

[kingbradley6000]

@blahsalt48 -_- jew

[joshualeskow]

who dislikes this shit, everytime i watch this i cant stop laughing :D

[XSphynxForEvilX]

God, what happens to the old dude of the last part?, I was just enjoying the video until I started to hear him, and the smile left my lips, it's true what he says??

[EtherealVeracity]

@XSphynxForEvilX Yes, there is a pedophile gay whore bathhouse down the road, and that man made them stay away from his kids. Through Jesus.

[uberhaxor69]

you guys should do historical blasphemey black ops lol

[chosentonessournotes]

Rocco is a fucking champ for staring that dude down and not laughing at all. Wow. Hahahahaha!

[katamari84]

Owh goodness my side...owh my side is hurt

[volopok]

LOL GAY Whore House

[dotsydude]

BAHAHAHA AKA

[Darkmoone1]

Holy shit, it's actually him! :D :D :D :D :D D:D

[nathan123483]

Ahka

[xsozosagarax]

I love how an old man is telling you guys that "old men from all over, every day" go to this penthouse and have sex with kids XD he totally isnt, he just has evidence and knows about it and where it is, etc etc... ..i believe chris hansen needs a call.

[idog6204]

you need to send billy and his time belt!

[p6mkq]

I liked Dan Paladin's reaction XD

[GreenGold33]

i think that guy at the end just mega64'd mega64

[salshasam]

@GreenGold33 TIME PARADOX.

[3leg3gancer]

first time i loled so hard at anything in my life! im not kidding I was laughing for 30 seconds so much that my throat hurt. No joke

[MrJLaza]

trololololo derrick 

[Hessualunlocked]

3:13 WHAT?!!! WHAT THE F*CK?!!!! Ok weird moment there...

[UrSkulled]

Lmfao he take's that mic pretty well.

[Chemical373g]

The end was LMAO, a gay whore bath house, LMAO!!!!

[ogre130]

AKA

[abormdc]

aka

[johnvasgird]

If anyone wants to know the name of the song its called "-Orr- 4 Brave Champions" you can find it on newgrounds. com

[Shinobi411]

Pedophile, Gay Whore, Bathhouse. AHKAH, That just blew my mind,

[SenorAwesome]

Rocco and Derrick need Oscars for not laughing during that whole thing.

[TWEEKXXROCK]

you know that window washer went strait to the school to rape a kid

[stiffcoke]

the end is fucking hillarious

[jotaro1234]

FCK U BITCHES!!! its just a GAME!!!!! reality and virtuality is two different thing. Use ur brain. (man these things piss me off even if i know its fake >.>)

[FishBeakOHYEAAA]

@jotaro1234 Your a VR Assassin

[tonystark159357]

if it wasnt for Benjamin Frankling you shouldnt even have this video uploaded on youtubeso have a little respect he made this possible for all of you

[Grizzlism]

@tonystark159357

Tony Stark, are you retarded?

[MrHydroman42]

i'm gonna tell you that I've got EEEVIDENCE!

[GoddaM777]

I'll make em through Jesus!

[gympar]

is this serious ??

[gomilev]

Why are you just renaming Mega64's videos and reposting them in worse quality?

[Badesha07]

He cleans windshields for the nation ?

[captainbatguano]

PEDOPHILE GAY WHORE BATHHOUSE

.....rocco looked scared like he was gunna get aids from that dude

hahah

[zioboby]

how could they not laugh while making this video?

[Dwachak]

epic end!!!

[psypsynos]

Close their ass and go back to hell or i will make them through Jesus. #LOL

[MortonGoldthwait]

Rocco is murdering himself trying not to laugh at the homeless guy!

[inthecards21]

benjamin franklin that mother fucker hahahaha

[iluvj00]

Pedophile gay whore bathhouse... :P

[Martyr3693]

AKA pronounced ah-kah

[hauntedmythcaves]

Put Bill on the line now!

[jimdude99]

The ending makes this video

[jimdude99]

Protect our children!

[keith905]

how did rocco not pisss himself laughing when the guy said AKA

[deutscheinvasion]

I love that guy at the end. So f*cking random and out of place

[hcig]

jesus christ, dan paladin is a short little dude

[DashRizer]

that was epic

[Kenn911]

FUNNY AS SHIT

[eedobaba7726]

Ackka WHOREHOUSE!

lol

"I'll make'em through jesus!"

[trogdor1424]

aka

[MadAsAHatter3]

i completely did not expect that ending, hah

[jorel658]

"WELL THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS.....CLOSE THIER ASS.....GO BACK TO HELL.....OR I'LL MAKE THEM...........THROUGH JESUS!"

This is what I call a knight .... die pedophile gay whore bathhouse!!!!!!!!!!!

[jorel658]

until benjamin franklin that mother fucker...

what does being a mother fucker has to do with anything in inventing or discovering electricity O_O?!?!?!

[watermeloncat]

@jorel658 key and a kite

[jorel658]

im talking about the mother fucker part but yeah he did that by mistaken use of fun

[SitRep420]

I don't get why your getting so serious about this. Calling Ben Franklin a mother fucker was just part of his character.

[jorel658]

@SitRep420 humm well its blasphemy and their talking about Blasphemy plus add up It was not written or evidence that Ben Franklin was a mother fucker!?!?!?! its just bullshit, its inevitable, I think not. Besides it was popular during those day being a mother fucker anyways... possibility of Ben Franklin being a mother fucker is 1%. characteristics of Ben Franklin in my conclusion. WRONG

[Caliberchamp]

Dan Paladin is probably laughing his ass off watching this.

[GolfLimaTango]

"PEDOPHILE GAY WHORE BATHHOUSE"

These were the words I was least expecting to hear from this video.

"WELL THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS.....CLOSE THIER ASS.....GO BACK TO HELL.....OR I'LL MAKE THEM...........THROUGH JESUS!"

o_o

omg

[GolfLimaTango]

"PEDOPHILE GAY WHORE BATHHOUSE"

These were the words I was least expecting to hear from this video.

"WELL THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS.....CLOSE THIER ASS.....GO BACK TO HELL.....OR I'LL MAKE THEM...........THROUGH JESUS!"

o_o

omg

[MVJSTRIKES]

AKA

[hunterziegelmann]

i dun thing crazy old bum was staged... Too crazy to be staged...

[silversamurai621]

@hunterziegelmann

Nope.

[EyeEyeWitness]

No way. Too crazy to not be real. That guy was certifiably out of his gourd.

[AngristisLord]

ROFL, that part at the end was so random and totally awesome!!!

[SenorAwesome]

HOW THE HELL did Derrick not laugh when he said "100% agree"?

[trueluigi]

That old guy was weird, I mean WTF.

[Xtrmn8r123321]

AKA

[Kinsclay]

Ok that guy at the end... are you POSITIVE he wasn't staged, because that was more than perfect oh god

[TennisGvy]

well his outfit is pretty good.  He sure looks like a bum that washes windows

[manulito2]

so great, how they just stayed in character, when that creepy old dude showed up.

[Celestialbeing21]

OH HOLY SHIT, WTF was up with that old guy. I thought he was going to say something like intelligent, I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. You guys always have epic videos. OF ALL THE PEOPLE, oh man, that is way to scary.

[TennisGvy]

That guy at the end was staged right?

[hello838]

"Put me on line with Bill" and "You come to Yale we'll reject your application" EPIC LOL.

[Mistoffelees11]

not sure what he was saying, but were sure it was bout castelk crashers lol

[synterlu]

through jesus

that made me cum

[zimmerz23]

my favorite part, and i hate to say this bc i love all of it, was the picture on the wall with NOTHING on it hahaha

[slayer887x]

Hhahaha I saw, that empty frame made me loool. Also all the other ones are the armored bear from Golden Compass

[itachi215]

i'll make 'em through jesus

[lolzsik]

lol what are the chances a creepy old guy would show up.

[ayoama]

This guy just compelled me to favourite this video. Through Jesus.

[chuchuan27]

rocco was scary when he was talking with the mad man

[davidkolo]

scary or scared?

[chuchuan27]

scared... my english is bad... i know...

[ThomasRussia]

Dan PALADIN... Are you serious? xD

[usceltics]

lol were not on the xbox were on the telephone xD

[swankinstender]

....but they dont want me to wash their windshields.

[Hyroblaze88]

God, I meet guys like that on the street all the time when I do my runs. The come up to you and just talk about some crazy shit.

[joemack13]

man that guy was crazy, do you think he was a pedo gay whore?

[machineowar]

Yes, definitely. He was just angry that the other pedophiles were taking all of his potential boy slaves.

[Finalrellik99]

Holy shit this is so funny

[Ultimatesmasher]

AKA

[punckdamnit]

"And go back to hell." I almost cried.

[AntiSkyGuy]

he has the power of jesus!!!!

[Hylander101]

I cant actually get over the ending, utterly hilarious

[TheTornadoChaser]

Wow the ending of this is simply awesome.

[RamonaVFlowers]

"I didn't know I was on the XBOX right now, I thought I was on the TELEPHONE" lmfao

[NeoXC]

Lol @ Pedo Gay Whore Bathhouse

[NeoXC]

aaahahahhaha! and what's even a bigger mind f*ck is right when I clicked post, Youtube asked me to varify my comment by typing a verification text. They had me type in "Bath House" ...lmao!! no joke!!

[SnakeDeShazer]

AKA a whore house!!!

[YdOuUmRb]

2:17dan's troll face.

[brunstar81]

100% agree, hit the nail right on the head

that was great

[marioluigi321]

newgrounds ftw

[jonwolfIII]

you know were adding a chainsaw to - Holy Shit

LUL

[kuwaimaha]

old crazy guy. was that part of the skit or whut?

[thefatman69dude]

I liked how he said evidence lol

[SicSolution]

Damn...the ending was just...wow

[Shinobiloveapples]

how comes, that Mega64 always seem to find such freaky people ^^?

[OniRaxuss]

its probebly where they live, i live in federal way, and DAMN thats alot of creepers!

[hussi434]

the guy at the end was toooooooooooooooo cool

[theryaner]

We're not sure what he was saying... But we're sure it was something about castle crashers LOL

[manofmelons]

AKA

[SmashBrosBrawl]

to bad there new videos are no where near as funny.

[MegaManZero120]

I thought Scribblehotz was pretty damn funny.

[fallenvash]

@SmashBrosBrawl sigh... I agree... its like they lost sight of the entire formula that made their vids hilarious, now its dumb ass skits instead of more public stunts. The most recent 'traditional' mega64 i recall seeing was the oregon trail.

Of course... I wouldn't be shocked if they got some kind of restraining order or something stupid yet strangely hilarious over their heads because of their stunts. That would limit their ability to do the old style of vids.

[kevinohisamazing]

Really? You guys think that way? Well, it is true that their old videos like that were hilarious, but I find these just as hilarious too. Well, everyone's got their views I guess.

[AncientProphecy]

was that planned?!! XD

[Mexicanman47]

Does anybody even wonder if that guy in the blue was saying the truth? Cuz he sounded really serious :L thats creepy

I started LOL when they called M.S. And complained about the game hahahaha

[thesolidcake]

the end soo lol and the old man...omfg

[cheetah672]

Fav'd for Pedophile Gay Whore Bathhouse xD

[geftargnabl]

Wait... Where is this Pedophile Gay Whore Bathouse you speak of?

[Desu666]

It's certainly a pedophile gay

or, AKA

whore bathhouse.

And im gonna tell you, i've got EVIDENCE.

They better STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS CLOSE THEIR ASS AND GO BACK TO HELL.

[FatGamer11]

how does it feel to know that you shit all over history.lol

[rayzonkay]

was that guy for real at the end

[Killuminati91]

i thought i was on telephone... hahha

[sleepingtrinity]

jim whorff is my spiritual leader.

i love you, jim.

[GlennXc0re]

I can watch this again and again and still laugh my ass off :D a real M64 classic ^^

[iscrewy]

lol whenever i hear him say that pedophile thing full title it makes me laugh and was that true at the end?

[SwiftOmega]

ACK-A

[willfox12345]

"we will cum down on your ass so hard."

"you will be hurtin' in your wallet.. and in your butt..."

Undertones, Mega64?

[BranOfTheDon]

ROFL that guy was insane

[noyin123]

...a weapon using electrical currents wasnt even invented until benjamin franklin lollll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha

[HipHopJun]

Benjamin Franklin that mother fucker....

LOLL

[mrkd]

HAHAHAA

[zikio123]

i bet he visited that bath house for sure. he's just advertising.

[xXxShadowAxelxXx]

Lmao so fucking epic it made me shyte my pants

[AngryPotato2012]

"I've got EEEEEVIDENCE!"

[krunkpiggy]

wow good job you noticed a boner...

congrats

[tregard]

I just feel sorry for Dan, who was just standing there when that insane guy came up to them. Dan now knows he works around the are of an insane man and possibly a Whore house.

Talk about getting unlucky on location choice...

[ArieGuitar]

"Ack-ah! Whore house!" that is the best funny accident ever to be filmed.

[DeadEndFrog]

LOOOOL

[Kidzilla99]

2:08  History-shitting hobbit.

[Deliman5]

That was a comedy Freakin' gold mine!

[oxXElloXxo]

If he is in possession of evidence that the "whorehouse" is full of pedophiles, he is in possession of Child Pornography, he should be arrested immediately.

also, you hit Dan with the mic, hahaha.

[sidude7]

not sure what he was saying but 100% sure it was about Castle Crasher

[jShazBOT]

"Otherwise! ACKA! (AKA)"

LMFAO

[brodis66]

this was funny as hell

[Snapx4000]

2:07 look when the guy open the door the fat man need to go back to dont lose her head

[mycousinsarecomin]

lol he argued perfectly with the xbox support line, And they Scored big time on that random encounter with the old man that was hillarious!!!!!! This whole video was gold!!

[Mattster0922]

God. . . Xbox Live Service. It's terrible. They are completely useless. I wish the conversation on the support line went longer.

[DarkSonic89]

If I didn't know those guys were acting, I'd have been pissed. But that was LOLtacular!