Funny afghan fart

[ilovealsaboor]

put that hand on a american mouth yaaa

[GunnersOwnAll]

LMFAO..ROFL..LOL whatever it is they use to express laughter..this is hilarious!!

[Bahijeh234]

DONT YOU DARE SHAKE HIS HANDS

[TheGooznooz]

LOL

i needed to show my BRO and CUS

[nastymkfan]

Ew! That must really stink!

[whysehaqani]

lol

[TheBedazzled47]

What a talent...plz dnt waste it with bombs...lol

[TheCentralServices]

The new National Anthem of the USA!

[AFGHAN21100]

LMAOOO his hand movements are hillarious

love my afghans

[legendspiro]

fuckin afghani!!!!

[SuperIsmael59]

bahahahahah

[madym19]

I bet his hand stinks

[afgishq]

@madym19 i think!! wghahha

[TamerXmilad1]

He must go for Afghans got talent xD

[mirahmadsadat]

you can find more jokes in FACEBOOK

Afghan Jokes & Nonsense Remarks فکاهیات و چرندیات افغانی

[Mrsnoep1991]

Da dare de da daang

[brokenhrt56]

maimoor1 .......sta pa khor da amricanian wachom ao da tol afghanian wachom ta we kha g sta khor da begherat woghaim

[jessec71]

the hell is this..................

[Mrarmfart]

That is so funny!!! check out my arm farting videos!!! I can arm fart different tones so i can arm fart songs!

[shaancooll]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



[kagescar]

i bet no one shakes his hand..

[MsWatcheverything]

These are people with no sense of dignity and honor. This is not islamic behavior.

[Killerseeker1]

@MsWatcheverything

dude who the fuck made you god to judge people. They are having fun. Is fun forbidden in Islam? No its not, I know because i'm a muslim. If you want to fucking judge someone do it in your mind. Because people are fed up with the kinds of you.

[MsWatcheverything]

@Killerseeker1 I AM MUSLIM our profet specifictly told that us That Allah punished a people (in the time of profet Lot ) ..one of the many sins of these people were that they used to fart and then laugh at it. It tells something about them Think about it. You CAN have fun in islam just not if it involves something unclean or if you lie for fun and stuff like that . Im not the judge of people , but Allah (swt) told us what to dislike. seek honor only in islam or Allah will humilate you. Think.

[MsWatcheverything]

@Killerseeker1 And we are comanded to enforce the good and forbit the evil.

[Killerseeker1]

@Killerseeker1

1- He is not farting.

2-By your mentality...anything unclean should not be approached..Dogs are unclean and the hadeeth about the man who helped the dog and gave him water was promised Al Jannah not hell.

3- give me any proof in islam that people should not laugh at farts. Didnt think so.

4- You are still judging. if you dont like what ur seeing then leave. Let other people enjoy their time.

[maimoor1]

sta su da khur kuss oaghaim...fucking majar...amriky gholiyo....stasu pa khuranu tul pakistan wachawam..

[salhawk]

justin beiber should learn from him....:D

[dave01123]

@GRAFF310 but why



[dave01123]

THIS guy is the prophet of islam, cuz he fucking ROCKS :D

[wahidsafi]

HAHAHA! I fucking love this guy, way toooo funny! It doesn't matter where he's from && he's not 'disrespecting' anyone; ITS A JOKE! Love it :)

[AngryEnglishMan202]

where can i buy my own musical Afghan???

[xkymberlyyx]

@AngryEnglishMan202 lol your our musical XD

[dhwilson58]

Best arm fart bar none! Too funny, Thank you! :)

[gangstar12341]

not funny



[Pwnage195]

Arabs... the inventors of the armfart ... america only stole it.

[afglhr]

@Pwnage195 i dont see any arabs here though? :S

[jalil551]

great song! he deserves a hand shake! oh wait...

[BB13947]

this is very funny lol

[911masta]

i love it..i would pay to see him in concert

[HekmatWardak]

cool

[Redskin1040]

That's Justin Bieber's singing coach.

[50361351]

@Redskin1040 ya, Jb does sound like he singing out of his armpits

[jjhonnyem626]

hahahahah this if funny lmao

[TheFableLookingGlass]

i wan to see somebody smells hes hand

[BeautyClips]

eww

[rapidkid28]

RIP

[xxMuS1C4L1F3xx]

Dislike bar is about the size of justin biebers penis.

[A5J4DX]

lol

[murphy89CelticFc]

Ahhhhhh Ha hahaaa.......Typical rag head

[19babur]

38 people dont know what funny is!

[kjp444]

I herd he got his hands cut of

[MultiEmily11]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha OMG I LAUGHED OUT LOAUD , FOR THE FIRST TIME ON ANY VIDEO IN YOUTUBE

[guntrano]

tnag da tanag da tangda tang !

[daudafg4lif3]

shuma bisyar bisyar khanda dar hastayn ma kuja album etan na bekharum?

[CountDeSade00]

ha fuckin weird

[yugar303]

Nazi Qashang sarem Fadayt ... and Then Dzzzz DzZzZZZzZzZZzZZzzzzzzz

[Charsi332]

Since Taliban are away all Afghans become crazy they want to become Stars. I hope taliban will come back

[yaftal120]

@Charsi332 are you fucking serious dawwg Taliban dont give a fuck about anyone they like killing they're like fucking animals literally, they would eat a pussy like you for breakfast check this video out if you don't believe me

watch?v=9hpJZ7Yhjzo

[Dibajaan]

my hero lol d

[Dibajaan]

my hero lol

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

hi5!

[Anouchi7]

@theprophet... Go Fuck your self!!! if i whas you il watch my back Fucking racist!!!

[ChromeMan04]

HAHA

[BabeBenDover]

Why does it not say in blue ''ITUNES'' !!!!!! Im sueing youtube!

[Biergaertner94]

Now the hand smels like shit :D

[princy170]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[wmbcowboy]

He wasn't using his hand...

[MsSuperzu]

i kinda liked that song!lolz

[langflug123]

actualy hes a good singer

[ariya123321]

if you have a problem for us islamic people, im going to find You and kill you, u son of a bitch

[ariya123321]

STFU, or ur mom will come out from hers vagina

[cableconnection6]

@moryczm What the fuck does this have to do with Islam. Go educate yourself you Fucking Idiot !!!

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo SHOW SOME RESPECT TO WHAT PEOPLE BELIEVE!

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo dont need your retard comments.. All the ppl in the world lives the way they want.Who cares about ur comments or monkey brain thoughts.I just show you the way 'HOW A HUMAN BEING MUST BE'

Now get lost.

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

How long have you known that your brain and your asshole were switched at birth?

Just mind you own business.

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo Talk about some reality.Let me give an example ;if you were somewhere closer to me ; i would smash ur face until no one can recognize you. Wake up from ur dreams.

Show respect to the other ppl and their religions or what they do.They dont need your stupid childish talk.

So this is my last reply to you.Stop bringing Shit out of your mouth.You have an asshole..Like your face.

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

Now you isten to me you irrelevant little dago donkey.

The fact that you offer violence is of no suprise since you support the murderous islam.

It seems that instead of intelligent debate, you make do with ape like animal gruntings, and in place of thought, you flash your silly little fangs of malice.

I do not remember rattling your cage, but next time, after you have extracted your neanderthal brain out of your asshole, try wiping the shit off before you speak.

Begone microbe.

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo lol im arguing with a monkey.Do you even know how to answer a question? or how to make a sentence?or speak without insulting..?

What do you know about islam? Open ur eyes and see wtfuck is america doing ?israel doing ? Still thinking the muslim ppl re terrorists? Theyre dying just because israel want to kill..America's killing for being rich.

Whatever what brought you to this world (supposed to be an animal without a brain) go comment for the real terrorists in the world.

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

I am not pro America - I am anti islam.

All cultures are violent, but islam has only managed to kill 270 Million people in 1400 Years, so they have a lot of catching up to do.

There are more than 5.5 billion unbelievers in the world, so they will need quite a lot more bombs.

The real success that islam has had is death, murder, amputations, sexism, stonings, homophobia, abuse of women and pedophilia.

Quite a violent story, but that's is how we learn about islam

[TheLululove01]

@TheProphetMo Now you listen; Just because someone is Muslim, that doesn't make you a terrorist. Their are terrorists that are claimed to be Muslims, but really are not, because they cause very bad sins. Islam is a religion of peace, and is meant to heal, not make it worse. It is the people of the Taliban Army who are the one you should be screaming at. Stoning women and innocent children isn't a part of Islam. The Taliban said that they thought it was right, but really, that is against Islam.

[TheLululove01]

@TheProphetMo Nobody really likes the Taliban. Causing terror to innocent people is going against Islam. Just because you are from Taliban, or you are Muslim, it doesn't really mean you are causing it. So please; be respectful towards other people, and be careful about what you say.

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo 34 year old with an 12 year old mentality.Swearing about religions.

End of the line.No more comments for a fucking homo who doesnt have a personality.

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

Do you believe everything your read on my channel?

So you think I'm really 34?

Do you also believe that I am really called The Prophet Mohammed?

You see, I told you that you were stupid, but you didn't believe me.

And you wonder why we laught at muslims.

You can stop wondering now, you are perfect proof of the gullibility of muslims.

[LogoUtpLeaSe]

@TheProphetMo if you re not 34 ; than why did you write 34 there? its your fault and stupidty.LOL what kind of commenter re you? Dont tell me why do you laugh?i dont give a shit about you and ur friends doing.

JUST BE a HUMAN! Farewell..

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

Islam is just a shit stain on the underpants of civilisation.

It is like a scar on the face of a beautiful woman.

Islam is a cockroach that scurries away in fear when you switch on the light of logic.

It is the used condom that prevents the birth of true wisdom.

Islam is the stench that arises from the vomit of islamic history.

It is as useless as an extra hole in your ass.

Let's not betray our humanity - let's all stone islam to death.

You know it makes sense.

[MissBCF]

@TheProphetMo

Loser, stop hating! The media is only showing you the bad parts, in fact terrorists ARENT muslims!

Check your facts before you start judging. Youre just as bad, if you want to stone someone because of their religion.

Sincerely

rest of the world!

[navaja111]

@TheProphetMo And u are like a fatty in the middle of a soccer game.

[gluue3]

@TheProphetMo huh wtf? thats the dumbest thing i'v read in a long time

[TheProphetMo]

@LogoUtpLeaSe:

Show some intelligence by minding your own business you spanish twat.

[LUCASviaKIMURA]

I bet his hand smells so bad

[Tabarzen]

@LUCASviaKIMURA hahaahhaha. Yes I was also thinking the same even before reading your comment

[1980oldtraford]

afghan asshole

[pakiporkiller]

fuck off!!

[horslaloidu78]

WTF !! LOL

[thearabsword1]

Celebrating after the American soldiers blew up

[twistquist]

@thearabsword1 Wroooong, celebrating after he had sex with his goat and cut his wifes head off with a butter knife

Seriously HOW CAN SHE SLAP

[LifeWithoutSmile]

That's why many people thinks so bad about us i;

Lol.

[najib8930]

hahaha FML its funny



[gurvirj95v2]

My new ringtone...

[AishaEatsCookies]

DON'T SHAKE HIS HANDS.

[345678894]

@AishaEatsCookies hahahah damn right

[joey143anna]

where can i buy your album?

[345678894]

@joey143anna i like your sense of humor, God bless u

[holymountains818]

@345678894 you mean ala bless you..... XD lmao

[ali70547]

@joey143anna ahhahhaahhaha

[joey143anna]

@ali70547 be careful he'll beat you up while he plays it.

[HaruTatsuyo]

Cool song, bro

[AfghanLounge]

AFGHANLOUNGE new videos....

[Wimltee]

:-) :)

[oo00OABDULO00oo]

dont smell your hand please lol

[WoodyBDG]

someone give him a drum.

[TheDenzel09]

first seconds are awesome:P

[lobesmc]

AAHAHAAHAAAAA BRILLIANT !!!! how could america bomb someone like that hes awsome !!!!

[MrEdmond1]

@lobesmc Dude U.S Got that Poor country that they cant defend themselves but tell U.S to fight Against Russia then we will talk

[lobesmc]

i totally agree

[007cambon]

smells like bacon

[dubeydhananjay]

instrument below his arm is making sound.

[ianmansfieldtv]

imma going to go join the army now

[khaiho95]

it looked like it's been 3 years that he have not take a bath

[miladsafi12]

@khaiho95 u r right i agree with you how peopld say it's funny

[miladsafi12]

@khaiho95 ur right i exactly thing as you

[xboxuser786]

these kind of guys get raped in afghanistan

[GodsSeer]

@xboxuser786 No doubt his gestures really turn them on

[xboxuser786]

Orgy?

[sadafafghan13]

hahahahahaahahahahhahahaahahah­hhahahahahahaha

[lidiyaMS]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[artin74]

who will shake his hand after good job ?!

[purple007haze]

omg ew ew ewe ew

[bnkrmike29]

auto-tune this one

[Nady197]

jajajajajajajaja k bueno

HAHAHA wie geeil

[kmklover]

Good to see that even an oppressed people can still have fun from time to time

[Welle92]

@kmklover

yeah the oppressors should get the hell back to america

[kmklover]

@Welle92 lol if the US withdrew then the Afghans would be subjected to total control by the Taliban...and they dont want that dumbass!

[Welle92]

@kmklover

its better than the US

yes i want Taliban you dumbass. if only america could helped afghanistan with money,building hospitals etc, instead of massacring innocent lifes, if they did this i would love the america army, but this is not the reality

[kmklover]

@Welle92 HAHA, OK FOOL! You should write a letter to Obama, he'll get on it right away!

[Welle92]

@kmklover

lol like the us presidents care about innocent lives..

[dlinechamp78]

@kmklover I bet they are more free then the American people nut, the American people don't know it.

[BigEragon]

So disrespectful to islam and afghans

[iradat123]

jjjyhtyyhyhio0opkuj

[tinkel171]

@godsseer

noooo y should we be embarrassed

his doin tht to get some money to get food for his family

[sherabzal]

siikk!!!

[Beefer413]

This is going to open the doors for "Afghanistan's got talent". They do have a future after all!

[djrahdj]

WTF IS WRONG WHIT U ARE U STUPID??? THIS SHIT AINT FUN FOR US AFGHANS U GUYS ARE EMARASING OUR COUNTRY.. people are laughting at u not whit u

[GodsSeer]

@djrahdj , This guy should be the target for who is embarrassing your country, He is the silly one.

[GodsSeer]

He is worshiping Allah. He is quoting the Islamic prayer.I think.

[tamatopoterskywalker]

@GodsSeer nooo hess not u serousily nedd a life u racist b**** i hate you

[GodsSeer]

@tamatopoterskywalker

I love YOU. Bless You, and may the living Yahweh save you from your hate and sin.

[903harman]

@GodsSeer Fuck you Jew

[GodsSeer]

@903harman , Thanks for not calling me ''MUHAMMAD'' The worse criminal Jew is a saint compared to it.

[903harman]

@GodsSeer i was only joking, but you need to learn something, the Muslim religion and christian religion are the same thing, only translated differently. one believes in 3 gods the Christians the other believes in 1 god and Jesus was a prophet not a god. In reality it all derived from a single jew religion spread across the lands. to different people.

[GodsSeer]

@903harman ,Christians do not believe in THE SAME God as Muslims. Allah is not Yahweh, Allah was a pagan moon god, one of 360 Muhd chose.If that is true, then stop trying to convert Christians to Islam

[903harman]

@GodsSeer stop.. just stop.. im not trying to convert anyone and i consider myself atheist. im only trying to tell you something that is the truth and your fighting over the same thing.

[tamatopoterskywalker]

@GodsSeer nooo hess not u serousily nedd a life u racist

[GodsSeer]

@tamatopoterskywalker , I am not a racist. I love all races like the living Yahweh does, Does not matter if they are Jews, or Gentiles, He loved us all by sending His only Begotten Son to save us FROM sin, not in it. A god that would hate A race He created is a racist.

[djrahdj]

@GodsSeer If u dont know anything about islam then dont say, cuz it might be bad for you if u say something wrong. Like the guy now calld u racist.

[jmf257]

When, when, when I get really nervous I stick my hands under my arms and then I smell them like this~!

[johndeweb]

A TRUE CROONER FROM THE OLD SCHOOL!

[doncoro]

Wash your hands- dude- after doing this !!!

[Wildboyz7]

lol farts are funny no matter who you are

[Wildboyz7]

lol farts are enjoyed world wide

[hhgirlafg]

omg hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

german boys of my class watched this video and i had to translate it...

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha

[leroux510]

@hhgirlafg what is he saying