The "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" part actually come from the Simpsons, I saw on an episode that was made long before this, but then comedy is never completely original...Brendan O'Carroll shamelessly rips off Billy Connolly and Jason Manford does the same bit about Gillian McKeith that Dara O'Briain did a year earlier!!!
Oh my...Dylan Moran, you are one hell of a guy. I'd wish some common guy would copy you from head to toe, so I could at least get a copy of you...neah,who am I kiddin, it'd never be the same! Oh well...
It's comedy stereotypes are perfectly acceptable as are prejedices (did I spell that correctly?)..who among us is not in some way, however small not prejedice?? I for example don't like morans (",)
HA HA HA HA HA this is fucking hilarious ive been living in France for the past 8 years and this is funny shit, the accent and everything is so stereotypical and true in a way lol
"i was very young when i uploaded this video.....i hereby apologise for claiming the production was mine" yet 7 months ago you are saying it's your production for the editing part..(are we talking about the awful red background and the dwcmerlin production title. that is NOT editing).
As satisfying as it would be for Dylan Moran to claim copyright infringement on this "dwcmerlin production", we'd then be without the 2 minutes and 3 seconds that is pure comic genius.
@jonanice Not true, us French love this, it's the best and funniest skit on the French stereotype i've ever seen. Can tell he's Irish and not British/American, there is no bigotry in it! ;)
@jonanice Yep, when it's really humour and not backhanded propaganda and borderline xenophobia no problem. You can tell Moran is educated. It's not based on fallacies, just on stereotypes and fecking funny ones as well!!! The accent and all haha I watch the whole Monster show from time to time and i'm always pissing myself! lol
@AuxaneD There's also the fact that he's talking about a stereotype that exists, and not saying that it actually IS this way -- just that this is how people think of the French.
Lol don't plaguarize, it's Dylan Moran's... Just because you stuck some shitty WMM title on it does not make it your production. If you really want to claim something, should be "title by dwcmerlin" but nothing more.
I'm with @KoakaKo It IS misleading to call this video your "production". Perhaps no-one would seriously take this to be the poster's product, but the behaviour is still obnoxious.
More generally, why can't people just put up a transparent, 3 second "posted/edited by ABC" message in a corner of their videos?
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@KOakaKO Sir, the editing, and production of this particular video was mine. Therefore it is my production. I have claimed no ownership of anything other than this.
@dwcmerlin - You don't say "I edited this" in the video. You wrote "A Dwc_Merlin Production", as though you're taking credit for somebody else's work. That's plagarism and fraud and it's a crime. I'm sick and tired of seeing videos with "a soandso production" on the front of them. Just drop the stupid "production" blurb and post the video if you want to, which many people do, but DON'T take credit for somebody else's work. It's NOT "your production". All you did was clip it and post it.
@KOakaKO As much as I think you're right, why do you even care? He didn't have permission to post this and somehow it's stayed up for just under 5 years. Does it really matter that he put a title card that lasts about 3 seconds up?
@KifIsARealBoy - I had been looking at Dylan Moran vids that day, and THIS one popped up the irritating text at the start saying "MY production". Dylan's doing the work, but an idiot is taking credit for it.
Yes, I admit I could have posted the same message on MANY other vids that do the same irritating thing. This is just one I happened to see on a day when I was inclined to spend 10 seconds posting a comment. Frankly, the idiot will continue to get away with it. Doesn't really matter.
@dwcmerlin What you did hardly qualifies as editing or production of the video. All you did was take a two minute, eight second long piece of a greater whole. It was edited and produced ENTIRELY by someone ELSE. You merely uploaded said short snippet to youtube.
Therefore KOakaKO was correct in their statements.
Ok, I've had a look through most of the comments and haven't found the answer to this, so sorry if it *has* already been answered - What does he say the French are sweating (around the 30 second mark, straight after "smoking a Gaulois inside a Gitane" lol) - I've watched the vid over and over and I just can't catch it!! Thanks in advance!
@theeponym lol Sancerre is named after a place, so you can hardly have Nice Sancerre, you can have nice Sancerre though, which is of course a matter of taste. It's quite obviously "neat" Sancerre, the implication being that in sweating Sancerre in neat form indicates an excessive and recent consumption characteristic of the typical French proclivities, which are in fact enviable. So that's explained the joke for you lot, now off you trot back to America before you get more confused.
@TheDistilledMan Bah ha ha ha. Look, I'm in a good mood, so I won't tell you to take your contrived, pompous, self-important input and shove it up your ass. Instead I will simply say this: he says Nice. Not neat. It's pretty easy to hear as a French speaker (surprise! I'm not American). Whether or not that type of wine is factually accurate is irrelevant. It's a joke—about sweating wine of all things. Realism isn't exactly an issue here.
@theeponym Nonsense. "Nice" does not fit the picture he was painting in any way, he clearly said "neat" and was just slurring his words, nay, the whole diatribe. Of course, realism only became necessary to illuminate the fantasy you had created in the first place. You've got me on the American bit though, that was a cheap shot of me, although you clearly earned it Mon Brave.
@TheDistilledMan To clear this matter up once and for all (and i cant believe i actually did this) i switched the subtitles on whilst watching the DVD and he does indeed utter the sentence "Sweating NEAT Sancerre" NOW STOP ARGUING AND WATCH THE DAMN FUNNY MAN!
@TheDistilledMan i can definitely hear the s there in Nice. he wouldn't say neat because that's american, they don't use it. and the other guy is right, it doesnt have to be a real wine, who cares. everyone got it anyway.
does it really matter if he is or not? and yes, we do like drinking, going to the pub is a pillar of social interaction in Ireland, we might be considered more hardcore than others in terms of drinking, but we work hard, we fucking well play harder. It's funny, considering the stereotypes of us we have a much higher per capita college graduation rate than America.
Forgive me, "starving artist" is an expression. It means an artist who can't sell his work well enough to make any money off of it, so they can't buy food. It basically condenses that whole last sentence into two words.
it's his style. plus, even though we have a reputation for partying hard (well-deserved), our rate of alcoholism (as in people who are addicted to alcohol) is not as high as people stereotype.
@5growinghumans he drinks quite alot, when he does his shows if you look back on some of his early work, he's got bottles of beer and glasses of wine with him pretty much all the time, plus he has a death grip on his micro phone which makes his right hand shake.
@5growinghumans i don't think he is not drunk. he plays the drunk person perfectly. he is a great actor and writer. if every drunk person could play like this and write so clever things then everybody would be a good actor. yes, he probably loves drinking and does it a lot but it takes more than that i think....
He is fucking brilliant! Not to mention super duper sexy. Anyhow...does anyone know why there are sometimes pictures in the background whilst he performs? Is it becuase of the place he performs? Are they up there for a reason?
He draws them I think, they're behind him in all his shows. But the camera never lingers long enough to actually see them properly, so no idea if they're funny or not.
@LovelessSeime He has those pictures as a sort of summary for whatever argument he's on at that moment. Oh, and "come on, you know you want it" nearly killed me.
@nehansan Yup, but I won't fall into the since-Desproges-snuffed-it cliché, because I don't really agree with this marketing strategy of dying young which, although particularly effective, is still a bit flawed one way or another.
Who makes me laugh these days in France? There might be Gaspard Proust, who doesn't always choose the easiest jokes (but who most of the time isn't really funny), or Edouard Baer (some good mmts), but we can only admit it's nothing like the sing-songy ranting of Mr M.
My last comment is about all the posts where people are bitching at each OTHER. Taking shots at each other's nationalities, stereotypes, going back into history and all that crap. Dylan is, of course, hysterically funny.
I live in Mexico and Vienna. Have a German girlfriend. Born in New Orleans. American. American father fought with Canadian forces in WWII, trained in Great Britain. Germany is a GREAT country. England is a GREAT country. France is a GREAT country. PERIOD. The hateful, bigoted comments I read here in 2009 show that you guys are ready to start another war over PREJUDICES. The same thing HITLER had. What makes you posters different from HITLER? Different targets? Prejudice & hate killed millions.
Its a joke....besides the french are easy targets. And if your going to bitch about an Irishman speaking his mind your watching the wrong videos. Remember what Freud said about the Irish...
The "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" part actually come from the Simpsons, I saw on an episode that was made long before this, but then comedy is never completely original...Brendan O'Carroll shamelessly rips off Billy Connolly and Jason Manford does the same bit about Gillian McKeith that Dara O'Briain did a year earlier!!!
sammo1977 3 weeks ago
I have to move to the stereotypical France! :) But I'm bringing some food with me.
Unbeginner 1 month ago
Oh my...Dylan Moran, you are one hell of a guy. I'd wish some common guy would copy you from head to toe, so I could at least get a copy of you...neah,who am I kiddin, it'd never be the same! Oh well...
silvergirl911 1 month ago
this is the first time i saw a comedian smoke on stage i knoe ed byrne said thats very common
GamerNerdNation 1 month ago
It's comedy stereotypes are perfectly acceptable as are prejedices (did I spell that correctly?)..who among us is not in some way, however small not prejedice?? I for example don't like morans (",)
sammo1977 2 months ago
@sammo1977 It's 'prejudice', haha. Think 'pre-judge', to judge someone before you get to know them. That's how I remember it. :)
tutlens 3 weeks ago
he is so cute and sexy!
triantafyllenia 2 months ago 2
Sore or not sore....
Yes I want it !
wolmannn 2 months ago
"I was very young when I uploaded this video" ... ?? Lol...
glvfan 3 months ago
YOU CUT OUT THE "CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS" PART!!!! NOOOOO
;-p
nialljamesbuckley 3 months ago
Haha, I am listening to this hungover at lunchtime in Paris. Very funny.
petekaz1977 3 months ago
When I moved to Paris my landlord told me that there's no eating in the toilet. Now I understand what he actually meant.
TheFrostickles 4 months ago 4
"naked from the waist down. To emphasize their nakidity."
GerSHAK 4 months ago 5
I ate my paintings
xD
Sunscab14 4 months ago
Someone really needs to make a Hetalia parody with this ._.
YuuyakeGunz 4 months ago
ooohhh 666 comments, haha that mean I'm going to die or something? In other news, I love this guy, black books is immense
laminator69er 4 months ago
the french does not want war so what that funny ?? people not wanting to kill people is funny??
TheWarlock1991 5 months ago 5
@TheWarlock1991 surrender monkeys
Slenke2 4 months ago
@TheWarlock1991 easy, frenchie
godzillaprime 2 months ago
@TheWarlock1991 lolwut? tu devrais chercher le mot 'blague' dans un dico...
MrHerecomesjohnny 1 month ago
"your work is so ..... because you copy mine and mine is shit to begin with!" What does he say there?
TapijtReiniger 5 months ago
@TapijtReiniger 'derivative'.
EamonnMacL 4 months ago
@TapijtReiniger He says "derivative."
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@TapijtReiniger He says "derivative."
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HA HA HA HA HA this is fucking hilarious ive been living in France for the past 8 years and this is funny shit, the accent and everything is so stereotypical and true in a way lol
oscie1 5 months ago
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solokom 5 months ago
"I HATE my paintings, I HATE them!.. I hate your paintings too!"
"You ate my paintings?! :("
"NO, I HATE THEM!"
GRAVEROTT 6 months ago 3
"i was very young when i uploaded this video.....i hereby apologise for claiming the production was mine" yet 7 months ago you are saying it's your production for the editing part..(are we talking about the awful red background and the dwcmerlin production title. that is NOT editing).
Commentarianissimo 6 months ago
I've seen him do this about Americans, Germans, and the French. Now if he had any guts he would say shit about Israelis.
attemptingtobehumble 6 months ago
@attemptingtobehumble
Haters gonna Hate
SuperGadunka 6 months ago
@SuperGadunka Wow that was clever.
attemptingtobehumble 6 months ago
@attemptingtobehumble That's just a ridiculous comment really
TopDog69 3 months ago
I've never seen Dylan look so drunk before LOL
IndependenceHD 7 months ago
This is so good. I can tell you, this is quite true actually, I know it. I'm French haha.... I really love that guy. He's genius !!!
SeventhCrowRecords 7 months ago 7
does anyone know what he says at 2:05?
onarcp 7 months ago
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@onarcp Come on, you know you want it
smattssonify 7 months ago
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@onarcp Come on you know you want it
RugbyMonkey1 7 months ago
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@onarcp Come on you know you want it lol
DINOLOVER6717 7 months ago
@onarcp He says 'come on, you know you want it'
xRockerrx 7 months ago
@onarcp "Even my toenails hurt." "Come on you know you want it."
douglasjb759 6 months ago
As satisfying as it would be for Dylan Moran to claim copyright infringement on this "dwcmerlin production", we'd then be without the 2 minutes and 3 seconds that is pure comic genius.
Boffcheese 7 months ago 9
Damn, you sexy thing.
yanayada 8 months ago
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TysonCooley 8 months ago
i died after he said "im starVING"
Bestayyy 9 months ago 2
This man is such a freak, I absolutely LOVE him! :D
xXcandyxkissesXx 9 months ago
the 43 dislikes were blatantly french
jonanice 9 months ago
@jonanice Not true, us French love this, it's the best and funniest skit on the French stereotype i've ever seen. Can tell he's Irish and not British/American, there is no bigotry in it! ;)
AuxaneD 8 months ago 22
@AuxaneD lol ok nice 2 kno the french hv gd sense of humour
jonanice 8 months ago
@jonanice Yep, when it's really humour and not backhanded propaganda and borderline xenophobia no problem. You can tell Moran is educated. It's not based on fallacies, just on stereotypes and fecking funny ones as well!!! The accent and all haha I watch the whole Monster show from time to time and i'm always pissing myself! lol
AuxaneD 8 months ago
@AuxaneD There's also the fact that he's talking about a stereotype that exists, and not saying that it actually IS this way -- just that this is how people think of the French.
tutlens 3 weeks ago
@Deja1977 he's equally ordinary without wine.
MrJohnnyexcellent 10 months ago
@MrJohnnyexcellent Lol...a funny comment by you tho. And i still kinda like him.
Deja1977 10 months ago
LOL...i think he's got imagination...maybe too much wine with it ?
Deja1977 10 months ago
thats poor- he has got no imagination
MrJohnnyexcellent 10 months ago
Lol don't plaguarize, it's Dylan Moran's... Just because you stuck some shitty WMM title on it does not make it your production. If you really want to claim something, should be "title by dwcmerlin" but nothing more.
AcryllicGaming 11 months ago 5
I was at this :D it was so god damn funny
btw its not your production ass hole, its dylan morans.
convictPKlol 11 months ago
I love this guy =^.^= I'm French but I love this guy ^^ and it's not wrong that French people have a bad accent
80shanna 11 months ago 2
I'm with @KoakaKo It IS misleading to call this video your "production". Perhaps no-one would seriously take this to be the poster's product, but the behaviour is still obnoxious.
More generally, why can't people just put up a transparent, 3 second "posted/edited by ABC" message in a corner of their videos?
arthurneddysmith 11 months ago
Oh his french accent...
CultureAlienation 1 year ago 6
Wow he's actually smoking. Love it.
velocifero86 1 year ago
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"dwc_merlin production"????
NO, you DUMBA**! It's a Dylan Moran Production, and it's NOT yours to put your stupid name on! GROW A BRAIN!
KOakaKO 1 year ago 248
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@KOakaKO Sir, the editing, and production of this particular video was mine. Therefore it is my production. I have claimed no ownership of anything other than this.
dwcmerlin 1 year ago
@dwcmerlin - You don't say "I edited this" in the video. You wrote "A Dwc_Merlin Production", as though you're taking credit for somebody else's work. That's plagarism and fraud and it's a crime. I'm sick and tired of seeing videos with "a soandso production" on the front of them. Just drop the stupid "production" blurb and post the video if you want to, which many people do, but DON'T take credit for somebody else's work. It's NOT "your production". All you did was clip it and post it.
KOakaKO 1 year ago 2
@KOakaKO As much as I think you're right, why do you even care? He didn't have permission to post this and somehow it's stayed up for just under 5 years. Does it really matter that he put a title card that lasts about 3 seconds up?
KifIsARealBoy 1 year ago
@KifIsARealBoy - I had been looking at Dylan Moran vids that day, and THIS one popped up the irritating text at the start saying "MY production". Dylan's doing the work, but an idiot is taking credit for it.
Yes, I admit I could have posted the same message on MANY other vids that do the same irritating thing. This is just one I happened to see on a day when I was inclined to spend 10 seconds posting a comment. Frankly, the idiot will continue to get away with it. Doesn't really matter.
KOakaKO 1 year ago
@dwcmerlin Actually, since it's already edited and produced under another company, you're stealing it.
You bad bad man.
FascistFemale 11 months ago
@dwcmerlin It's called copyright infringement, and being proud of it and putting your name on it is just ignorant and childish.
BlakeHolcombe 10 months ago
@dwcmerlin editing? You didn't do any editing
2edsajdmsa 9 months ago
@dwcmerlin What you did hardly qualifies as editing or production of the video. All you did was take a two minute, eight second long piece of a greater whole. It was edited and produced ENTIRELY by someone ELSE. You merely uploaded said short snippet to youtube.
Therefore KOakaKO was correct in their statements.
Spiderpigyea 8 months ago
@dwcmerlin retard
adulion 5 months ago
@KOakaKO i agree. edit the vdeo or write an apology or something
nioxic 8 months ago
"WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK FUCKING ENGLISH" xD
LSBonnPower 1 year ago 113
"Come on! You know you want it!" Oh, yes I do! Thank you sweet Dylan! ;)
MsMystica5 1 year ago 5
Apart from the fact that it's so well written, he has the most accurate imitation of French accent I've ever heard...and I'm French.
AliochaKaramazov 1 year ago
@AliochaKaramazov maybe cos of his irish twang he may get the inflection right, i think he likes frances so that helps.
DigitalGhost94 1 year ago
He is a complete legend!
UnbreakableWestlife 1 year ago 2
i love how dylan gets away with smoking on stage! noone else would be able to :D
bloodypedant 1 year ago
@bloodypedant I think he needs it to get his jokes running.
LSBonnPower 1 year ago
Ok, I've had a look through most of the comments and haven't found the answer to this, so sorry if it *has* already been answered - What does he say the French are sweating (around the 30 second mark, straight after "smoking a Gaulois inside a Gitane" lol) - I've watched the vid over and over and I just can't catch it!! Thanks in advance!
yolexi 1 year ago
@yolexi I'm pretty sure it's "Nice Sancerre" (Nice as in the region in France). Hope this eases your frustration! :)
Toastie87 1 year ago
@yolexi Nice sancerre. Nice is a city in the south of France. Sancerre is type of wine.
theeponym 1 year ago
@theeponym lol Sancerre is named after a place, so you can hardly have Nice Sancerre, you can have nice Sancerre though, which is of course a matter of taste. It's quite obviously "neat" Sancerre, the implication being that in sweating Sancerre in neat form indicates an excessive and recent consumption characteristic of the typical French proclivities, which are in fact enviable. So that's explained the joke for you lot, now off you trot back to America before you get more confused.
TheDistilledMan 1 year ago
@TheDistilledMan Bah ha ha ha. Look, I'm in a good mood, so I won't tell you to take your contrived, pompous, self-important input and shove it up your ass. Instead I will simply say this: he says Nice. Not neat. It's pretty easy to hear as a French speaker (surprise! I'm not American). Whether or not that type of wine is factually accurate is irrelevant. It's a joke—about sweating wine of all things. Realism isn't exactly an issue here.
theeponym 1 year ago
@theeponym Nonsense. "Nice" does not fit the picture he was painting in any way, he clearly said "neat" and was just slurring his words, nay, the whole diatribe. Of course, realism only became necessary to illuminate the fantasy you had created in the first place. You've got me on the American bit though, that was a cheap shot of me, although you clearly earned it Mon Brave.
TheDistilledMan 1 year ago
@TheDistilledMan To clear this matter up once and for all (and i cant believe i actually did this) i switched the subtitles on whilst watching the DVD and he does indeed utter the sentence "Sweating NEAT Sancerre" NOW STOP ARGUING AND WATCH THE DAMN FUNNY MAN!
dwcmerlin 1 year ago 3
@TheDistilledMan i can definitely hear the s there in Nice. he wouldn't say neat because that's american, they don't use it. and the other guy is right, it doesnt have to be a real wine, who cares. everyone got it anyway.
dotchoo 1 year ago
@dotchoo I'm impressed, you are able to weave stupidity on multiple levels. That's quite the skill, well done.
TheDistilledMan 1 year ago
this man is hilarious
robi2000 1 year ago
yesss! unreal!
lokireloaded1 1 year ago
i reckon Dylan Moran has already slept with a French woman! lol!
helendqueen 1 year ago
"and mine is shit to begin with!!" LOL god I love that part :) He's soo great. And "Why do we have to talk fucking english?!?"
deathheadmoth21 1 year ago
@ChilibillieBOB
does it really matter if he is or not? and yes, we do like drinking, going to the pub is a pillar of social interaction in Ireland, we might be considered more hardcore than others in terms of drinking, but we work hard, we fucking well play harder. It's funny, considering the stereotypes of us we have a much higher per capita college graduation rate than America.
imwhitedabadee 1 year ago
Cheese eating surrender monkeys is the thing that was kind of good!
ickleoli 1 year ago
I love how he has a dimple xD
BlatentlyBooshified 1 year ago 5
this person said they would upload the whole act
carladraw 1 year ago
Ver true im french
Mrbrennan22 1 year ago
He is so much happier here than in his other DVDs lol
Cobainpunk74 1 year ago
what was I thinking..... :D
Dice3000 1 year ago
@Dice3000 not "thinking" "zinking"
Cross3dPoisons 1 year ago
lol
Daviusheart 1 year ago
Munky142 are you feckin serious? Ireland is NOT in the U.K. Get an atlas. Or a brain.
cailinaschilldara 1 year ago 5
how comes he never gets on about the uk...?mean theres enough to laugh about...
srang12345 1 year ago
@srang12345 He always makes jokes about England and Ireland, they are both in the UK.
munky142 1 year ago
@munky142
Northern Ireland is in the UK, the Republic of Ireland is not.
They are two Countries on the same Island.
theunderone1 1 year ago
haha :)
Sexpancake 1 year ago
best frenchman impression eva!
jonanice 1 year ago
i love he always talks like this <3 god i love him.
LizzieLovesSkyline 1 year ago
Even my toenails hurt hahahaha!
TheGreenerItGets 1 year ago
he is a stand up comic and was first its not bernard black, dont b silly does anyone know what set this is from though????
notoeverything 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
AnnaEva86 2 years ago
you are thinking of his character Bernard Black, this is the man doing stand up.
steplo01 2 years ago
hahaha this is funnii! i love the accent bit of french! i ate my painting... im starvvvinnng!
paddlepopkid 2 years ago
i 'ate you paintings too! You ate my paintings? No i 'ate them why do we have to talk fucking English! haha
cofpaddy 2 years ago 3
Holy crap that's funny. But I've been putting off watching his take on Amerkins.
mechant87 2 years ago 4
hehe
Cietru 2 years ago
OK, I watched it: he nailed us, but so what? I'm sorry it took me so long to "discover" this guy.
mechant87 2 years ago 2
Watch it, it's hilarious.
grobo11 2 years ago
I did, and it's sadly accurate. :(
mechant87 2 years ago
LOL.
grobo11 2 years ago
Wha-...Why... does he start to talk about paintings all of a sudden? What does that have to do with French? Is that some sort of stereotype?
(sorry, I'm French, I'm trying to learn about myself here xD)
ja0sc0sd 2 years ago
@ja0sc0sd
yep. french artists.
bastianskaye 2 years ago
@ja0sc0sd
Yes. The stereotype is that you have an affinity for art.
bumbibjorne 2 years ago
@ja0sc0sd
Probably referring to Le Louvre (hope I spelled that right)
And one of the stereotypes is that all French people are starving, self-critical artists. Not a true stereotype, but a stereotype nonetheless.
SpaceAndrew 2 years ago
Lol, I never heard of the starving part?
TrentYamasaka 2 years ago
Forgive me, "starving artist" is an expression. It means an artist who can't sell his work well enough to make any money off of it, so they can't buy food. It basically condenses that whole last sentence into two words.
SpaceAndrew 2 years ago
Ahhh, i've never heard that phrase before, my bad.
TrentYamasaka 2 years ago
what was I zinking?!
Likwidify 2 years ago 5
You ate my paintings!?
headradio0 2 years ago 4
@headradio0 lol
mistykitty123 2 years ago
he's really drunk... and he's alway smokin and drinkin on stage... i hope he doesn't like kill himself from it.
futurestar48 2 years ago
hes not drunk, thats his comical manner.
Scoob505 2 years ago 3
@futurestar48
it's his style. plus, even though we have a reputation for partying hard (well-deserved), our rate of alcoholism (as in people who are addicted to alcohol) is not as high as people stereotype.
imwhitedabadee 1 year ago
He's drunk.... in Black Books he always has a glass of wine in tow and I don't think it's a prop. I Love this guy.
5growinghumans 2 years ago 124
@5growinghumans he drinks quite alot, when he does his shows if you look back on some of his early work, he's got bottles of beer and glasses of wine with him pretty much all the time, plus he has a death grip on his micro phone which makes his right hand shake.
DigitalGhost94 1 year ago
@5growinghumans i don't think he is not drunk. he plays the drunk person perfectly. he is a great actor and writer. if every drunk person could play like this and write so clever things then everybody would be a good actor. yes, he probably loves drinking and does it a lot but it takes more than that i think....
alittlewasser 11 months ago 3
@5growinghumans HE IS IRISH!.....And he was in shaun of the dead
mercuryrulz 10 months ago
Maintenant je sais pouquoi je peint si mal, je étais nu de mauvais cote!
EsPalabraDeDios 2 years ago
@EsPalabraDeDios English madafaka
kotapaka 2 years ago
To emphasize their nakidity :D
Chrotisofus 2 years ago 14
I so wanna live one week as a French stereotype.
Linaria 2 years ago 70
Is he drunk? All the times I've seen him, he's acting drunk
Psych02204 2 years ago
yes, its all part of his charm (:
charlottemilie 2 years ago 8
Acting drunk is what he does, it helps him to stop being so nervous on stage...
jamminjp 2 years ago 4
he's not drunk, it's how he acts, because people find it funny. Watch Black Books sometime.
LilaBear 2 years ago
oh my god hes funny as.... LOLZ X10
WIzzFIzzSM 2 years ago
TO THEBUSINESSOFDYING
are you french or something you humourless male sex organ with eyes.....
bloodyusernamedammit 2 years ago 5
"Male sex organ with eyes."
I think I love you, That has to be the best insult ever. :)
teenwitchlovergirl 2 years ago 7
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why did you stop there you cunt!
mico2020 2 years ago
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which bits are funny
THEBUSINESSOFDYING 2 years ago
hahahaha!
Elevationary 2 years ago
unfortunately what he says is mostly true, the french are very decadent on a whole
pirate3443etarip 2 years ago
He is fucking brilliant! Not to mention super duper sexy. Anyhow...does anyone know why there are sometimes pictures in the background whilst he performs? Is it becuase of the place he performs? Are they up there for a reason?
LovelessSeime 2 years ago 69
They're his drawings, I believe.
TheFaldKazkid 2 years ago
He draws them I think, they're behind him in all his shows. But the camera never lingers long enough to actually see them properly, so no idea if they're funny or not.
ckannan90 2 years ago
If I remember the drawings are bonus features on the DVD. At least on Monster they are.
KifIsARealBoy 2 years ago
@LovelessSeime He sketches them himself and puts them up as part of the act. Just his style.
mrcbx 1 year ago 2
They are his drawings to go with the show, he does them at every tour. His signature is on the bottom of every one :) very talented guy!
clairehk87 1 year ago
@LovelessSeime they're up there because he drew them :) He probably thought that's a good idea
Cody111079 1 year ago
@LovelessSeime He has those pictures as a sort of summary for whatever argument he's on at that moment. Oh, and "come on, you know you want it" nearly killed me.
FreedomValentine 1 year ago
@LovelessSeime he draws them himself , im not sure what the connection is to his act though
stallionfury 1 year ago
@LovelessSeime They're Dylans own artwork. He displays them on the DVD extra's of all his shows. He says they're supposed to be post-modern ironic
dwcmerlin 1 year ago 13
@dwcmerlin which in in itself is post-modern ironic xP
EvlNabiki 1 year ago
@LovelessSeime theres drawings in the back ground because there dylan's art work, he drew them.
DigitalGhost94 1 year ago
shit I am actually naked from the waist down and i just slashed yesterday's painting :(
brilliant skit, you can tell he enjoys playing that one. I wish we had a comedian even half as cleverly funny as Moran in France these days...
nehansan 2 years ago 12
@nehansan Yup, but I won't fall into the since-Desproges-snuffed-it cliché, because I don't really agree with this marketing strategy of dying young which, although particularly effective, is still a bit flawed one way or another.
Who makes me laugh these days in France? There might be Gaspard Proust, who doesn't always choose the easiest jokes (but who most of the time isn't really funny), or Edouard Baer (some good mmts), but we can only admit it's nothing like the sing-songy ranting of Mr M.
GODSAWAYONBUSINESS 1 year ago
My last comment is about all the posts where people are bitching at each OTHER. Taking shots at each other's nationalities, stereotypes, going back into history and all that crap. Dylan is, of course, hysterically funny.
ViennaForever 2 years ago 17
Shit, what's Dylan doing with the cigarettes now that the smoking ban has been imposed?
92RedRevolver 2 years ago 5
I live in Mexico and Vienna. Have a German girlfriend. Born in New Orleans. American. American father fought with Canadian forces in WWII, trained in Great Britain. Germany is a GREAT country. England is a GREAT country. France is a GREAT country. PERIOD. The hateful, bigoted comments I read here in 2009 show that you guys are ready to start another war over PREJUDICES. The same thing HITLER had. What makes you posters different from HITLER? Different targets? Prejudice & hate killed millions.
ViennaForever 2 years ago 13
Its a joke....besides the french are easy targets. And if your going to bitch about an Irishman speaking his mind your watching the wrong videos. Remember what Freud said about the Irish...
chantingMajic 2 years ago 7
genocide makes us different from hitler.
I could go on, but im lazy
iluvmaburaho 2 years ago 3