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  • 3 rupeeeeeeez

  • $0.69 ;)

  • I KNEW MICHEAL JACKSON WAS ON DAT LIST! =D

  • there a knife in the table write behind him

  • $4.99

  • "damn you IRS, and your laws!" lol

  • 3:11 HAHHAHAHA

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  • MONKEYY!!!! <3

  • So who here earned more than greece this year? I know i did

  • its still to soon

  • People stop hating

  • @Ogrepro

    Sucks* you're* fucking*

    Oh, and you also spelled "I'm an ignorant douche bag and I enjoy watching Jersey Shore" wrong

  • sucks that they all died and now they are dead and your a fuckign terrible vlogger die

  • I would sell my life for a famous persons life..... just saying.

  • @HunterMacF then u must be an idiot!

  • @mazima666 Thinking back on that comment, I agree with you. Don't remember writing that either.

  • I like the number One person earning the most money...No one had possibly herd of him,... xP

  • pause at 21

  • woah, his impression of elvis was so good :O

    hey danny, you should do a video were you do impersonations!

  • Why isn't he on tv?!?!

  • Who woulda thought being dead woulda been good for your career...:O....:/....Too soon, :/ :O Far too soon.........Im sorry HAHAHAH :D

  • at 0:01 you see what he uses for cutting his nails behind him :D......

  • laughed so hard at 3:11

  • knife in the background = <3

  • @ItsKaylaBay

    Where?

  • I'd sell the rest of my life for some chocolate turtles. Now leave me alone so I can shove my mouth full of chocolate and die happy! ~any fat persons dream death

  • \WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GONNA MENTION JOHN LENNON AND YOU DID !!! YAYYAYYYA :DDDDD

    ELVIS :DDDDD

  • Probably about $7 maybe $7.01

  • i would sell the rest of my life for........VON HUNDRED MILLION YEN!!!!!!

  • the top 10 most dead people!!!!!

  • ...if i had a monkey id teach it how to rickroll...and swear in serbian

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  • When he reached no. 1,his monitor shut off...like any typical horror show.

  • anyone who dislikes danny are fucktards... got it... do i have to spell it out?... F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D.S.... YEP...

  • @ceilingcatlover1331 ef ju si kej ti ej ar di es

  • 2:38 lol well done people that were dead in 2009, you've earned more money than some COUNTRYS!

  • Nintendo to translate and release Mother in the us, uk, and everyehere!...oh and $88484858838394959929293848584­838284884848382838484838383848 and a robot clone

  • i'd selll the rest of my life for £90878974235673423154235454682­743972123456789012345678901234­567890123456789012345678901234­567890123456789012345678901999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999998497589­4368723148965732158310....

    but i would spend the money :D before i gives them my lifes D:

  • i would sell my life for .00000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000002$

  • i'd sell the rest of my life for $13328542294998783262489541321­567895421567/8651321657/955578­515621569

    nah jk. id do it for free :D:D

  • i want $!!!

  • i want $!!!

  • -$50.00 I would pay some jerk off to kill me

  • Haha Elvis Presley is my fifth cousin(: no joke(: you should do a video of famous people impressions(:

  • most valuable dead people would work more in your favor as far as dialogue goes...

  • i woul sell mine for -$1.00 and some jackass would try to get -$1.00 to buy it lmfao that shit would be funny

  • fifty billion and ONE dollars, HA! SUICK THAN IN YOUR BLUNT AND SMOKE IT BILL GATES!

  • @cartmanisafatninja ..... i honesty sure bill gates hate great credit and would just borrw the fucking dollar lol .......... he has the rest of your life to make it back!! lmfao :)

  • @AkeloAnderson then id get 50 billion and two dollars! HA!

  • i love your irises ='D xx

  • it wasnt too soon, MJ was a hypocrite

  • this guy just reads yahoo articles in an annoying way...

  • If I had a monkey I would teach it to be funny as Danny xD!!!

  • I wouldn't sell the rest of my life, unless it was to you. :D <3

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  • @konar96

    It is if you're dead apparently

  • @konar96 CORRECTION, i made 40 bucks off a friend by saying i didnt hate a person...

  • i would sell it for one night with jessica alba.

    now measure that in money.

    oh you cant post enough zeros?

  • you are seriously the most funny man evar. you could make more money then all the dead people ever hun.

  • monkey.... yay

  • it would have been better stated as the top ten grossing diseased people

  • i love how he has little pictures on the wall behind him that he drew....XD

  • i woul sell it for 100$ so i can by new AIR MAX!

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  • it depends got your wallet?

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  • 1:22 you look high :O

    you should make a video on why people invented santaclaus :D

  • there are a lot of sick people in this world man..it creeps me out.

  • if i had a monkey i would train him to make money for me until we become the richest in the world then i would use the money to buy drugs and the rest to stop school :D

  • I don't understand why this video has so many thumbs up ratings...

  • @sherwood2220 AFTER READING YOUR COMMENT I THUMBED UP THIS VID haha

  • THE TOP 10 MOST DEAD PEOPLE!!! HAHAHAHA XD

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  • @ZurgHumis Ha!! You fail EPICLY!! it's J.R.R. Tolkien smart one!!

  • @ZurgHumis ha u fail EPICLY it's J.R.R. Tolkien!! Retard

  • J.J.R Tolkien!! <3 YAY! :)

  • J.J.R Tolkien!! <3 Yay!  :))

  • damn, now i feel like a poor person

  • Would´nt*

  • Hello, this is guitargod´s monkey, he trained me to type whatever he wants, and he says he would sell his life, only his fucking monkey that spent half a million bucks on beer. (help me...)

  • My life is going for free..any offers? No?

    FML.

  • RIP Michael Jackson .

  • @xChocolateAsianx RIP YOUR MOM *shoots*

  • I would obviously sell my little sister's life for a small amount and go on Ebay and try to buy the cheapest ones.

  • I wouldn't sell MY life for money, I'd sell everyone else's! For a $1,000,000,000 EACH! Lol

  • Haha

  • wait what am i supposed to put here, i forgotz....oh well love you danny :)

  • You"RE Alive! We're ALIve! Great!

  • 3:04-3:29 Does anyone know this song?

  • why not just be a hitman and sell other peoples lives?

  • Well, selling your life isn't a great idea. I mean, sell a year for a billion dollars, and suddenly, inflation is like, 9000% and your billion bucks is the equivalent to 100 or 1000.

  • btw i would train my monkey to take out all the big gov. and then make him the next president b/c im sure a moneky can do better than half those dumb@sses in the white house. idiot i bomb ur house!!!!!!

  • I would not sell my life. You wouldn't have enough money to buy it with. Not unless it was something like yeah you can buy my life in exchange I shall have immortality and you can have my mortality. And thus I become the next NEO!..or something like that?

  • rofl i enjoy ur shows

  • If I could choose how much to sell my life for and people would buy me for sure then i would price my life -1,000,000 because I'm depressed and would pay to die (just kidding)

  • will knock him out later on that person will awake in a prison of some sort, he will soon find out that he has 3 minuets to get out or else as it says on a not that my monkey wrote, my monkey will then appear in a tuxedo and will tell him in sign language, ima kill you. then he will lead him up stairs and then there will be a hundred other monkeys. they will all have learned the word surprise, and would have said it. that is what my monkey would be traind to do.

  • i would train my monkey to stare at someone for two weeks and then the next day after the said two weeks he would start stealing things from him, that person whould soon find out that his/her keys are missing and are exchanged with other keys of another type, those keys will have a note attached that says, "glove box" he will open the glove box an see a "run" sign. after my monkey starts chasing him, he will find out what the letter ment he will trip on a trip chord and my monkey will

  • go john lennon at # 6

  • Did you know that Danny plays World Of Warcraft

  • I would sell my life to satan and ask him to give me a monkey that could fist me!

  • i will sell my life for a blowjob

  • i beleive i would sell my life.. 1 dollar per hour that id live for, then id use that money to go home..and buy a monkey..and tuna...... and... orange markers.....

  • "10 Bucks"

    "Add in that kid of yours and its a deal!"

    "I Thought you'd never ask"

  • I have the same monkey that you have of your computer. Because I stole it. Not really. I just have the same monkey. dotdotdot

  • Seventeen trillion.

  • 2:36

  • Id sell my life for Final Fantasy Seven :D

  • i would sell my life for 32 cents

  • giggity

  • make it 30 and its a deal? lol jk

  • what a statagy yer genuis

  • his eyes!!!<3!

  • 3:28 is the best one 0_0 xD

  • I used to say all of this shit about Michael Jackson, now i think he can hear me.

  • 3:12 pause and read that is disturbing I hope that is a women who left that cause if it's a guy who did it I'm worried.

  • 12, the question is 12 of what. That's for me to know and for you to never find out!

  • $400,000,000 for my life XD

  • wow a lot of creepy beasiality GROSS

  • 3:12  !!!!!! omg!

  • I would first cremate my self, have the ashes super compressed into a diamond, then sell that for billions

  • apparently humans cost $14.72 so thats a fair trade me thinks!

  • thats almost enuf to buy a wow time card

  • What a funny video but so very true. I never thought about dead people earning more money for being dead. Oh my. Good video.

  • i would sell my life for OVER 9000!!!!!!! million dollars

  • Ehm..i would sell my life for 0,25$...well though my life sux,so ima just buy a lollipop for the 0,25$ and lick it so emotionally like it's the first lollipop in my life.... x.x''

  • If I have monkey I would train him to go to school and learn all I need to learn soo I can rest and play games ALL day...

    Love ya Danny xD

  • I would sell my life for a money enough to by a new one. Blah mah duh wuaha!

  • I wouldn't sell my life for money .. But a blowjob, By stiflers mom <3

  • dude i swear you snort a line before each recording

  • Well there's no point in selling your life for WHATEVER dollar amount because once you do, you'll be DEAD. Or worse your life will be controlled by whoever you sold it to and that's just not a life worth living. :/

  • so was the last one Ives St. Laurent?

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  • Why sell my life when I can only sell my organs

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  • ... please explain why you have a knife in your table! I'm dying to know!

  • the fucking human race arent worth shit... for all i care they can go burn in hell (including me) fuck humans fuck me fuck u fuck everything (no offense your awesome man) but umm... idk humans might be worth 1 mexican cent THE WHOLE FUCKING 6 BILLION COMBINED!!!

  • i would sell it for 500,000 dollores because i got some pretty sweet shit and a dog that jumps through a hoop and shits 4 times a day

  • i would sell it for 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999999999 quadrillon billon smillon dollors when i turned 100 yrs old

  • i wouldn't sell my life for any money

  • I'd sell my life for $50 dollars, and then whoever bought my life would think they got a bargain but really they are poor and hungry and I have $50 in heaven.

  • I like beer and pies.

  • 5 bucks I ain't worth much just like the rest of the fucked up human race!

  • i'd only sell my life for hebrew dollars.

  • i miss michael :*(

  • Not too soon, it's true :D

  • Is that a monkey humping your moniter?

  • i would probably end up going for a bunch cuz by then i would have killed so many people ide be an out laww!!! tee hee watch outside ur window tonite danny...im there....stalking you

  • and my names cameron yes yes it is and yes yes i am a girl and yes yes it is sorta like cameron diaz

  • i'd sell my life for 64$ cause i think that would be enough to start a church of people that would worship me every day after i die. but they'd probably all go insane and sacrifice a whole bunch of other people that don't yet worship me just to please me. not sure if that's a good thing.

    but hey, at least i'm awesome enough to have insane followers! :D

  • I would sell the rest of my life for millions so i could give it to my family and pay for an awesome funeral.

  • $1......i hate my life

  • I would sell just part of "the rest of my life". I would sell the "the of my life" part for million dollars, so I can "rest".. and by some drugs.. u pičku materinu.

  • I would sell the rest of my life for like millions!!!!!! I think I'm worth it!!!! I <3 you Gradual report guy!

  • Hi gradualreport

    I have just been watching your video and I must admit it really is very good.

    I really enjoyed watching it.

    Already looking forward to more of the same in the future.

    Cheers to your success.

    Mark McCulloch

  • Coffin: $3,277

    Funeral: $6,500

    Headstone: $200

    Realizing you cant sped the money after your already dead: Priceless

  • I would sell my life for 400 billion dollars in cash, fake my death, and then create an evil multinational corporation that would rule the world. Oh, wait, Walt Disney is doing that...

  • id sell my life for about $14.36 because im not famous and probably not worth that much anyways.

  • $100 dollars then i would pay them to take all the disney actors or actress that sing instead of me

  • if i were to sell the rest of my life i would sell it for a couple hundred dollars so i can buy an itouch even though i'd be dead and would have no use for an itouch.

    wow im stupid. xDDD

  • 3:06 pwned

  • Me: but if i gave you my life, i wouldnt need the money.... since i'd be dead and all.

    Random money man: Yes but how about $900000 billion?

    Me: o_0

    HOLY SHIT YES!!!

  • how much crack did you shoot into ur eyes?

  • I would sell my life for 1 Million dollars exactly to pay danny off to ask where in gods name my shirt is that i won like 87 videos ago.

  • I would sell my life for 1222936.66 exactly. I would tape a note to the life im selling to tell people to figure out what the hell it meant. Really its just a string of random numbers with 666 in it. Take that society xD