Ornate Coal Men

[Django5198]

This guy is actually a fine player. Obviously his equipment isn't that great and that's why it has that sound

[utubegod35]

A shattering, devastating, moving piece. A song for our times -- nay, the masterpiece of our times.

[coolio3163]

ROFL!!!

You look like your rocking out. Your face is like "YEAAAAAAH!!!!" But the sound is like "HUUURUGHEPUJGEJ"

[OprahMemorizedPi]

I get it, Ornette Colemann ;D

[OprahMemorizedPi]

I get it, Ornate Colemann ;D

[coy0te9]

Well you nearly had a good tone for a bit around the 50 second mark but then you blew it, as it were. I'm beginning to suspect y'all are godawful on purpose

BTW, cute pun in the title, although you sound nothing at all like Ornette.

[delmago1]

@coy0te9 beautiful composition though you must agree

[delmago1]

it actually sounded ok, until he sax kicked in, what isthis supposed to be????

[skipowpow]

Ornate coalmen? no you're not.  what a waste of bandwidth.

[muckyducky70]

this guy would struggle on a harmonica.

[GDelva2003]

this is just too funny.

[diamonddust22]

I see Criss Angel is playing the bass.

[Nuditeaf]

I take it back- amazing!

[HendrixcommaMartin]

Man, every one of your guys songs just hits me on a new level. Thank you for sharing your art with all of us; it has brought me to a higher peak of creative appreciation.

By the way, I can totally hear all of the Mingus influence!

[redSuikoden]

Ok I completely look at you guys differently now.

You guys play at least real jazz and not that pre-rehearsed 'crap'.

Rama

[Jcc477]

1. Go kill yourself.

2. Your t-shirt is in your pants buddy!

[fistchips]

The drummer is hot!!!!

[Mrcowasdf]

You people need to take lessons yourself. If you don't like this you know nothing about Jazz.

[KlassyKamikaze]

YOU don't know anything about jazz! There is nothing redeemable about this. Even Ornette Coleman would gouge out his eardrums after hearing this.

[Mrcowasdf]

I doubt you are good enough at an instrument to be so judgemental about music.

[KlassyKamikaze]

Let's see. i have a degree in music. my teachers have been phil woods, eric marienthal, and lanny morgan. i'm a hell lot more qualified to talk than you on the subject of jazz and saxophones. first, this doesn't qualify as free jazz. there's no relation to the rhythm section whatsoever. second he's technically a bad saxophone player who talks shit on legends like john coltrane, stan getz, charlie parker, etc.

[BowlandBuns]

eric marienthal is good, and so is phil woods. but what this saxophonist - and i wish he would give his name - has accomplished is a synthesis of the work of lester young, roscoe mitchell and stockhausen while taking it to the next level. long live free jazz.

[KlassyKamikaze]

haha! that's pretty fucking funny! if only that idiot was actually living up to what you were saying.

[Toshfunk]

em isnt this all a piss take? :P

everyone should jus chill out...

[MightySaxKid]

He's being sarcastic . . . if you know what that means.

[leomcculloch]

HAHA you guys rock

[meepshizzleyams]

this gave me a migraine. i could shit better sounds than this.

[Thebiggest09]

put those things down your hurtin their feelings...

[relix001]

what the hell is up with the sax, being a tenor player, my playing in a jazzband is better, and your drummer needs some feel, not smashing the ride constantly. seriously, get some fucking lessons before you try to make noise. what the hell are you thinking, and above all, listen to jazz before you play!

[BadgerDervy]

This is awesome.

[ornettology]

the bassist nearly killed me!!! Shaking the head like having an orgasm!!! waow! Speaking about the drumer, he's not on time and has forgotten the feeling in the kitchen probably... The sax? do we really have to talk about that?

[eurabio]

I think they don't have any selfestime and are kind of masoquists who likes to be ridiculed and insulted (and It's hard not when listening to this). They are amateurs who just want attention. Amateurs and masoquists.

[pissy65]

Is this a piss take? If it is you guys must be very good musicians to play that badly. If it isn't you suck like no one has ever sucked in the history of the known universe and beyond.

[sansemoticus]

I agree with baileal. They have a lot of talent. I don't listen to this kind of music, but it sounds like they know what they are doing.

[ToliKwoli]

Soul74 that was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweederlander]

I love this!

[shepgthollywood]

Sax player sounds like a beginner that is doing random fingerings hoping to hit something that sounds good. and it never happens.

[FakeFlourescentSkies]

you guys suck

[calism23]

As a music teacher, I'm always amazed at what students are able to accomplish after only a couple of lessons ;)

[bob4247]

Try blowing out of your proctal orifice! Might improve your tone!

[1ward2]

lol

[Polishjazzcritic]

I'm sorry but you guy's did not make up this song.. This was on Britney Spears' s 1st album.. you guy's should just stick to playing "Less Montgomery.". And stop trying to be so mainstream pop..

[markusoberleitner]

Fuck This Shit!!!!!

[hydynryk]

Very Funny,,,

[Soul74]

Not funny. You guys couldn't swing from the end of a rope. Well maybe you should.

[TheZeldaNerd]

Is the title a play off wo

[TheZeldaNerd]

a plan on words off of Ornette Coleman*

[DTate16]

oh ok, yeah that makes more sense. i thought i was goin crazy. lol.

[worldclass07]

For future reference:

You lifting your saxophone in the air doesn't make the sound coming from it any better.

[DTate16]

he's got a CD? wow, i dont wanna buy it. lol.

[DTate16]

This is for the guys arguing below me. Jazz can't be put into words, that's why we play it instead.

But i gotta say that this isnt really jazz at all, it's just some guy on the sax doin some crappy improv.

and about that sax......is that a Db saxophone???

[sansemoticus]

This is why I hate jazz. It never sounds right to me. But this guy must be pretty good if he's got a cd out.

As for if it's a Db, who cares who makes it if he gets a good tone?

[KlassyKamikaze]

He doesn't have a good tone whatsoever.

[KlassyKamikaze]

No such thing as a D flat sax, but by the way he plays that C melody so out of tune, there is a d flat sax now.

[KlassyKamikaze]

FAIL! I feel bad for the miners in that they have to have a shitty tribute.

[frenzitti]

your husbands\wives must hate you! sorry about that.

[namlownolasax]

better than crazy daisy doo!

[renaudbassplayer]

ooooh, what a nice bassist, He play with one finger on his left hand, and a pick on his right hand 8-):P

[je1184]

Wow! This is the most forward looking jazz I've heard in a long time! Don't stop now, the music community needs you!

[symodiezel]

Rookies!, you dont know what Jazz is, easy to see by all the negative comments youre getting, cant even keep time, this is bad noise, by guys who think they know what jazz is, shoulda called the song TardJam.

[Saxyman14]

To be fair, nobody knows what Jazz is.

[symodiezel]

Hey not true, we all know that this....IS NOT JAZZ, and to say nobody knows what Jazz is doesnt make any sense, Wes Montgomery knew what Jazz was, so did Coltrans, Miles Davis, Sonny rollins, Stan Getz, the list goes on and on and on, if you cant tell the difference i feel sorry for you, you have my sympathies.

[Saxyman14]

all of those people said that there is no definition of Jazz. That's how I justify my case. If the masters don't know what it is, we obviously don't stand a chance.

[symodiezel]

Well these guys just look as if they are taking the piss, if they are truely into Jazz then i have no probs, but like i said they look as tho they are just ripping the shit out of it.

[mibifinalist]

this is fresh, sugar to my ears. such a melodic head. the drummer is like the new art blakey. send this in to Blue Note, and then do an album with cecil taylor and ornette coleman.

[brokeandhungryxx]

why you put this shit on youtube???.To show how stupid you are?.assholes

[JEROyROSA]

YOU SUCK!!!!

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

you fucking suck dick you stupid fat ass poser.

[clewisfan]

I can't believe all the dumbasses posting comments on here. What the fuck do you think this is? Do you think they're being serious?! No you fucking idiots, they're not retarded. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!!! You high-strung little pieces of shit.

[Crazyboypete]

Hah. What the fuck.

[scarred123]

do you guys get laid?

[macpwn]

SUCKS HAIRY SWEATY MONKEY BALLS

[macpwn]

SUCKS HAIRY SWEATY MONKEY BALLS

[gambrosino]

i didnt think this was serious... was it?

[gutstringbass]

I wonder what exactly the sheet music says...maybe "you suck balls".

He holds it up high to let God hear how bad it sucks...hahahahaha

[trbngr86]

I am not trying to be an ass, but you really need to A)Listen to ALOT more jazz saxophone work. Check out some great tenor players like Lester Young, Sonny Rollins, Stan Getz, and of course Coltrane. You sound like you are trying to go beyond the norm, like Coltrane, but you don't know the language needed. B)PRACTICE a lot more. The greats didn't get that good on an hour a day. Coltrane practiced 12 hours a day! C) Invest in private lessons so you can get basic jazz down!Forallusutuber'ssake!!!

[fleamanATW]

bassist is just watching and pretending to play his METAL guitar, the drummer is playing the one shitty thing he knows how, and the sax guy is the worst, he is cocky as hell and plays like a fucking retarded monkey shit

[mantrakid]

the best part is when he holds it high in the air as if to let god himself hear how bad it sucks.

[omgwtfjay]

i dont even play sax but this is SHIT

[mrmeyer00]

um....do you practice? playing out is one thing.....but there has to be some sort of structure to it...

[fighter1771]

wow.....look at that drummers fill in. I just don't understand why someone would want to make a band just to suck. I mean sure some people like it but there probably clinically incorrect.

And lol the bassist is like 19 and there like 40. Probably one of there sons

[theBillSLO]

And you dare to critisise Laurent Wolf's song Saxo.... hahahahahahaha

Listening to this rubbish could be used as a torchering method.

[jembone]

Worst shizzle ever

[blindside398]

Good god, you're all absolutely retarded aren't you?

Just can't appreciate good music I guess ;]

[ayoyo3]

hahahaha

[hitmanisback]

you killed your sax ffs

[shepgthollywood]

either practice, cuz it sounds like u just picked up the horn yesterday, or give up the music business altogether. This is a comment for YOUR BENEFIT. I don't know a single person who would buy your album.

[BrettLoveAndPeace]

I would buy their album.

[Gregsynthbootlegs]

I bought their album. These are just piss takes. :)

[SKAisJOY]

@Gregsynthbootlegs

This whole band is a piss take.

[Gregsynthbootlegs]

That's why I love them!

[mavis996]

Two words...You SUCk all to say.

[sansemoticus]

Never been too good at math but isn't that 5 words?

[Caneinthehouse]

i hope he dies

[poofpower]

Is he eating it?

[mastersgta1]

best comment I've seen so far!

[KlassyKamikaze]

Okay that was just awful! I've heard middle and elementary school kids solo better than you.