Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: "Bot Trust"

[Henkboom1612]

This pancake is aggrevating my circuitry so I shall smack it into my head as hard as I can to show the pancake I am a superior being.

[Android2137]

...Why are the comments all bad poetry?

[thelittlesagg2]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not original

And neither are you.

[TheButler414]

Did anyone notice the black figure who was getting fired had marijuana in his box of stuff?

[thedarkfreak]

Trust fall

[afk888]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

The people who made those robots

got fired too

[homer12345678919]

aperture science goals

1. untrust humans

2. build robots

3. fire the guy who made pancake pan hitting bots

4. build better robots

5. send them to exercises

6. ...

7. BAM and PROFIT!

[cbforever85]

Don't fuck with p-body

[PokemonRulez2468]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Who the fuck cares

about these rhyming pairs.

[bghnv123]

Haikus are poems

But, sometimes the don't make sense

Refridgerator

[7pulford]

@bghnv123 Stuff You Should Know?

[andysim232]

roses are tits

Violets are tits

Tits

[mikey9835]

Why is it every Portal video i click on there's a fucking poem?

[coolclub360]

ha...that ryhmed

[coolclub360]

roses are red

voilets are blue

why the hell are we making poems on a portal video?

I haven't a clue

[hfhfhfhfhize]

in the beginning it said there would be mild language.... did it "BAM" or what?

[icesniper505]

My fucking god i almost died laughing

[VauzArt]

roses are brown

violets are brown

somebody took a shit in our garden :/

[tigras2244]

Top comment #1 is soooooooo much better than top comment #2. Hmm now I wonder how ironic it would be if this comment became top comment #2 ughhghg, so ironic is scary

[DemonstrativeNoun]

@tigras2244 Well, it won't.

[tigras2244]

@DemonstrativeNoun wouldn't, FTFY

[DemonstrativeNoun]

@tigras2244 Well it won't become top comment.

Well it wouldn't become top comment.

It can go either way.

[extra0ordinary]

six extra seconds... and they are easily rebuild-able fav. line-"Robots!.... and fire the guys that made those robots.. and build better robots!

[kazekagefan]

Dude, what's up with all the poetry... O.o

[087Alfred]

@kazekagefan portals are orange, portals are blue. whats with the poems? i dont know, do you?

[AgentxOO2]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate Rhyming

Penis.

[MASTH3R]

lol

[TheSuicider66]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Honey is Sweet

But not as Sweet as You

Dumb di dia di da

Dumb di dia di da

Dumb di dia di da

The only thing he said was

Thumbs up if you know it

[AydenMize]

Would've been funnier if they put a potato on P-Body's head.

[2000gmod]

P-Body is Red

Atlas is Blue

six extra seconds will do

so they are better than you

[maychanx31]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

Aperture Science

Thinks robots are better than you.

[MCRMCRMCR22]

My brother thinks ATLAS is Wheatley because his friend told him so. *facepalm*

[spongeyperson1000]

HHAAHAHAHAAAA XD

[KhaosofCall]

no wonders why the entire place was destroyed by a pc

[holyhandgrenade999]

Roses are red,

Violets are NOT blue,

They are VIOLET,

You fucking dumbass.

[TheFalconPuncher01]

six whole seconds!

[Runnunrun]

Robots are smarter than you.

Robots work harder than you.

Robots are better than you.

[imbloodlesss]

Robots gave us 6 extra seconds of trust. Great job robots!

[MultiNatla]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I dunno what to say

So I just shut up too

[asdfme]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Stop making these stupid fucking poems.

[mertinpaul9113]

STOP ACTA!!!

[therealcruz]

@mertinpaul9113 ok

[AaronIzNinjaA]

roses are red

portals are blue

I know what your thinking

these too comments are annoying me too...

[PuddingMonsterful]

...thats why the U.S. government needs to be replaced with robots.

[Ratman402]

74 people dont have portal 2

[nickmaisto12]

Username:cjohnson

[pimpdaddypain100]

shut up and take my money

[Felixkeeg]

SOPA/PIPA gestoppt!

From the New York Times:

“This is altogether a new effect,” Mr. Dodd said, comparing the online movement to the Arab Spring. He could not remember seeing “an effort that was moving with this degree of support change this dramatically” in the last four decades, he added.

[RandomFriends602]

74 people got fired for making those robots

[pokefan1359]

fuck you sopa

[Inferno144X]

@skullsmash1390 PFSVenom and gNatFreak beat that record by a minute.

[TombRaiderDoppeL]

P-Body is orange

Atlas is blue

Make portal under and up

and you are screwed

[Superdud1000]

Also there is a turret opera, which translates to goodbye dear girl(read the lyrics in English). The credits song also state another hint. Find out yourself

[Superdud1000]

@KageKiller245 For one, there is alot of hints that they ARE chell's parents. Compare all their names. You would realize that that they all start with c. It would make sense because all their initials would be cj. Also, cave said that Caroline is married to science. She could easily be married to cave Johnson. Cave also stated that he wanted her to run the place, and thus GLaDOS had the urge not to kill her. At the end of the game, GLaDOS deleted Caroline and let's chell go after all that

[skullsmash1390]

WOW A WHOLE SIX SECONDS

[TombRaiderDoppeL]

P-Body is orange

Atlas is blue

Make portal under and up

and you are screwed!

[realsillyphilly]

thumbs up for portal 3



[Derrickxox]

@realsillyphilly Valve can't count to 3.

[LogoLaughs]

"The Following Statement is False."

"The Statement Above is True"

[DJC11757]

So Aperture spent billions on making robots for six extra seconds of co operation??...... Money well spent! :D

[KonVeger]

Friendship isn't Magic, it's Science.

[blahg8]

I like how they fired the people that made the GameStop pre-order skins for the robots. :D

[ThatYetiBallThing]

Is more like it.

[ThatYetiBallThing]

.6 extra second.

[eatingrice123]

@heeloliver1 no but glados is Caroline, in portal 2 cave johnson comes up with an idea to put a persons personality inside a computer he then suggests to put Caroline into his computer which became glados

[welovebeefvideos3]

roses are red

violets are blue

we got six extra seconds

bots are better than you

[TheFlammableGas]

@welovebeefvideos3 *some portals are red, some portals are blue

[eatingrice123]

@luigi1fan1 that's strange because chell is actually Caroline and cave johnsons daughter

[heeloliver1]

@eatingrice123 chell is not caroline, why would you think that?

[KageKiller245]

@eatingrice123 Chell is NOT, and I repeat, NOT, in any way, stated to be Caroline and Johnson's daughter. If you have any piece of evidence that is not speculation, I'd be glad to hear it, but for now, you're incorrect.

[luigi1fan1]

GLaDOS made the Cooperative Testing Initiative (Atlas and P-Body) just before Chell escaped. Cave Johnson spoke for the video, but died way before Chell came into aperture... wierd.

[XxArmyleader260xX]

Roses are red violets are blue this is Cave Johnson and we are done here.

[103calico]

@XxArmyleader260xX

1) "Roses are red" comments got old long ago.

2) That doesn't even rhyme.

[awsomeguyxx]

robots clearly can make good test subjects

[PokemadKid1]

Gabe Newell is 2

[tongithy]

13,198 people would push me into that pit, but those 74 I can count on to not kill me.

[Wiseguydude]

Lol

[porterleete]

But it only took FOUR seconds for that robot to explode.

[FranknessProductions]

0:11 DAMMIT Transcriptions you were so close D:

[Twilight053]

Cooperative...?

[NekoLov3r13]

Robot r cooperative for 6 extra seconds than humans! Good job robots

[sk8ter11122]

lmao

[Kaelusk]

0:20

"Not you , test subject, you're doing fine.

Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot, car, goodbye."

[AllynEntertainment]

Some portals are orange,

Others are blue,

Atlas and P-Body,

Six extra seconds will do

[POPCORN454545]

0:19 to 0:23, legit 90's aperture. Love it.

[ROFLOLBBQ111]

Cave Johnson died long before these bots existed.

[OMGitsDSypl]

@ROFLOLBBQ111 oh my god, i feel like a dumbass for not noticing O_O

[kensim28]

The robots were created not too long after portal1. But, why is cave narrating all these. I mean. He was dead way before glados due to the drinking the grounded moon rocks :/

[ItsMarvinAbel]

@kensim28 Recorded messages.

[kensim28]

@ItsMarvinAbel But he didn't know about the robots...

[zvermilyer3]

@kensim28

The robots in this video are NOT the same robots that you play as in Co-Op Mode. They just look the same because they're the same model.

[Scarifar1]

Oh sure, millions poured into their departmetn for only 6 more f***ing seconds!

[Wingnutjojo]

@Scarifar1 *trillions

[SunsetSweetie09]

why p-body moving his feet like he has to use the can?

[cri2oo7]

valve why are you hating atlas?

[SoulWolf2852]

If you noticed, P-Body took the most damage than Atlas. That's why P-Body pushed Atlas in the fire. Did nobody else notice this?

[Halo1Light]

"Human's cannot be trusted"

Thousands amounts of Rage Quits from Human Partners have been shown off during the test runs.

[castlehaller654]

roses are red

violets are queer

i'm cave johnson

were donne here

[marysueno]

stupid robots

[ThatGuyWithHisHat]

i just came up with something...

cave johnson was long dead when the bots were produced. GLaDOS just finished building them when chell had her "episode". that means Cave couldn't have worked on this commercial.

then i hit myself in the head for critisizing portal and started enjoying again. :)

[aradred91]

@ThatGuyWithHisHat its not about why but WHY NOT why no make a time machine and send my self thru it!

[ThatGuyWithHisHat]

@aradred91 just imagine you go to the furure, see your life work lay in ruins, while the biggest moron in the world is destroying whatever's left of it, and then hear your own pre-recorded messages in which you die painfuly of moonrock poisoning °_°

[jsplicer9]

This is practically the portal co op. U only get 6 xtra seconds of someone not being a troll

[Samaugsch]

@jsplicer9 Too bad the robots don't have computer screens for faces or something so they could make a troll face when they do things like that. :P

[StickdudeXD135]

So we get a "Meet the Bots", but no "Meet the Pyro"?

[ThingsInc]

I got fired D:

[Teni26]

BAM!!



[FishlipsMalone]

well, THATS an advertising that u would never work at a place like that, period !

[VikariusRobo]

P-body's robot voice in this is cute :D

[flyingace747]

73 humans cant be trusted

[theodora2345]

@flyingace747 Wrong. They are pitiful humans who can be trusted, and were instead replaced by robots, away from the peaceful cooperative tests they could perform in a lifelong friendship, became unemployed and ended up fighting mantis men for 60 bucks each. It's a sad life.

[DoubleAssClown]

@flyingace747 I disliked because of you.

[Wegaskiller]

@DoubleAssClown

Lol then you are a psychopath dude!! =)

[rginri]

@flyingace747 and 1 extra human did not get the reference at 0:19

[SeNoZinD]

@flyingace747 what i love is that this video only gained 1 dislike over 2 months

[tampusfe]

Six Extra Seconds XD

[TheHackWang]

FACT : the key to any successful cooperative test is trust.. and as our data clearly shows, humans..

__ cannot be trusted

lol

[mesterlinkx]

In bot we trust.

[frugworks]

Im not sure I trust these robots, I mean, look at poor Atlas there, burnt in a pit of fire. Okay, I trust Atlas, but NOT P-Body

[BugBasher666]

Who needs trust

[serbin16m]

lmao these are hilarious, Bam robots gave us 6 extra seconds of cooperation!

[Crashgek]

In bots we trust. :)

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

Cave Johnson, had it occurred to you that you are insane?

Lol.

[200puppy7]

lol atlas prototype

atlas: i want pancakes

p-body: -.- what an idiot

later

p-body: what you improved him well do it again (pushes him off cliff)

me: yay now i have to play as p-body

atlas comes back

me and p-body: darnit

[Mac1634]

:22 looks like that guy's also the one who came up with the idea of testing plants.. Poor guy, he had a really rough time at Aperture.

[legofilmcrazy]

BAM, SIX EXTRA SECONDS OF CO-OPERATION

[Spartagous7]

0:39 nice!

[ziggy2007dn]

I'm glad they didn't include shoving in the co-op mode xD would've been so much worse

[doandckproductions]

I would invest the shit out of aperture...

[steventan94]

0:35 And finally we put their trust to the test

BAM!

Robots gave a 6x a second of cooperation

Good job, robots.

[steventan94]

0:19 UNILATERAL FORCE-INDUCED ISOKINETIC BREAKFAST TRIALS ......

Emm... Fire the guy who make those robots ......

[reedask]

I thought it was supposed to be "Squat Thrust".

[nigahiga68]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

trust your lab partner

then burn him in goo

[layla1423xo]

robots gave six extra seconds of trust lol

[kevinelmeg4m4an]

0:40 P-Body has the portal gun backwards

[ThatsGrotesque]

@kevinelmeg4m4an uhm no?

[AssasaNinja]

@kevinelmeg4m4an no he dosen't

[kevinelmeg4m4an]

@AssasaNinja yes yes that was my mistake .....D:

[zyxon89]

thats funny xD haha

[TheJcdx]

The solutions: ¡robots!

then fire the guy who made those robots and built better robots

[kwilczynski]

A movie would be awesome :)

[OMEGAConscript]

hahhhahahha

[RandomZace]

0:18 ATLAS IS SCOUT!

Atlas:PANCAKES!

[MarioishBeast]

"Fantasy Violence"

SCIENCE IS NOT A FANTASY.

[XdeadshotXx]

it cost $400,000 to make these robots for 12 seconds...

[Releasedaura1]

@XdeadshotXx AH heavy weapons guy

[Fleashosio]

@XdeadshotXx Wrong game.

[optionen100]

¡ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɯ´ı

[check2youable]

@optionen100 should have saved that for the turret one

[tomsharborchannel]

@optionen100

hipster

[loger56789]

@optionen100 translate???



[optionen100]

@loger56789

What ?

[loger56789]

@optionen100 what does it mean!!!!

[optionen100]

@loger56789

I´m Different!

[ojcoolj1]

@optionen100 I was the 100th liker

[Skatinboii9009]

@ojcoolj1 That's a paddlin'

[sethandjon]

@optionen100 houldja do that

[Timmytimmy123123]

@optionen100 Yes you are.

Hey, you know who's gay? Justin Bi...

Turret: Is any1 there...?

[asdfmovie reference].

[optionen100]

@Timmytimmy123123

I like trains

[botinvestor]

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[killingbotl4d2]

Thats not co-operation

Thats DEATH co-operation! XD

[ljharechmak]

I KILLED my robot in ONE second

[dudeson41410]

BAAM and there you go robots gives an 6 second cooperation LOL

[aliciaartist129]

"robots give 6 extra seconds or cooperation" XD