I dont think he's that bad at all, i was really pissed at the time. My favorite comedians are pablo francisco and doug benson. I'm gonna watch this guy some time soon.
IF THIS IS ENTERTAINING TO YOU, THEN YOU ARE IN THE BOTTOM 25% OF INTELLIGENCE IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU ARE EARNESTLY DUMB AND YOU ARE ENTERTAINED BY THE MOST REPETITIVE, BASIC OF SUBJECTS
@rtselby Dude, go die all the comedians mainstream faggots like you appeal to like doug benson, zack galifianakis, and nick swardson have the dullest most awkward fucking mainstream humor ever. Get on some real shit like lewis black, george carlin,and bill burr you fucking primitive animal.
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE FUNNY, LOOK UP DOUG BENSON, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOSE YOUR ATTENTION SPAN AFTER TWO SECONDS, OH WOW YOUR FAT, YES AND YOURE UNAPPEALING AND UGLY, WHAT'S NEW? NOT FUNNY, JUST SAD, YOURE FAT WE GET IT SO FUNNY
In my personal opinion, he's not that funny. It's more like he is trying to be funny. All the cursing is distracting and he laughs many times when you're wondering why the hell he is in fact laughing.
Kinda like my brother who thinks he is telling a funny story, but is in fact the only one who can laugh about it.
i saw Rob when he opened for Dane Cook in Toronto. He is fuckin hilarious. Kept tellin us 'Fuck you and your perfect fuckin life, I bet your parents are still together arent they?Fuck You!" he's awesome
kathy (his mom) must be so proud of what she gave him!
i love bobby - he's my friend's uncle and he's friggin hysterical. i got to meet him at her graduation party and he kept telling these great jokes. and to all those people who think he stole the joke - bobby and dane are bff. so i doubt there was any stealing involved.
interesting that he toured with Dane Cook back in 2005 and now they both tell this similar joke. If this video is older than 2005 then it is possible Dane is the thief. Then again, they are friends...who cares?
people are stupid robert didn't steal any dane cook joke are you talking about the satan's asshole he didn't steal that dane cook's joke was about being at the dmv where he refers to it as satan's asshole it's two different premises. And if anybody is a joke thief it's dane stealing from louis ck. and second robert and dane are best friends why wouldn't they sound alike. And rob is different he's darker than dane. dane is a likable storyteller there's a difference.
I must ask what city are you 2 talking about i saw Dane Cook and Robert Kelly with some friends at Robert Kelly. I acnt imagine they only do their routine at one city anyway.
When ever i try to reply to someone elses comments it puts the comment it a random spot, but Jboxton i was trying to reply to someone who was sayin Robert Kelly stole material from Dane Cook
i have Tourgasm with dane cook, jay davis, robert kelly and gary gulman and i knew i would end up watching his videos and i knew he would be really funny and this video is good..robert kelly is the shit!!!
Can't believe 232,896 people even know who Bwubby is ..
Vurdox 1 week ago
@rtselby
Dont you mean honestly dummy, saying earnestly dumb makes no sense and you are making fun of people who like robert kelly go fuck yourself dumbass
405OklahomaBrewing 2 weeks ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 'PRECIIOUUUUUSSSS' xD
EmmaV54069 3 weeks ago
You know what dude!
Kadadj 1 month ago
His podcast is funny as hell. Its gonna blow the fuck up
schadenfreude81 2 months ago
I dont think he's that bad at all, i was really pissed at the time. My favorite comedians are pablo francisco and doug benson. I'm gonna watch this guy some time soon.
rtselby 3 months ago
check out his podcast on Stitcher, the one with Joe Derosa is good
DiceyJJ 4 months ago
this comedian is so underrated
pxoxest84 4 months ago
@pxoxest84 Are you him?
kiranrambocus87 3 months ago
@kiranrambocus87 no but it would be alot cooler if i was ;)
pxoxest84 3 months ago
this guy is quite good!
olanoo33 4 months ago
this dude cool and funny fuck all the hater can suk my dick and his pukeassbitch
Mr215forlife 4 months ago
IF THIS IS ENTERTAINING TO YOU, THEN YOU ARE IN THE BOTTOM 25% OF INTELLIGENCE IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU ARE EARNESTLY DUMB AND YOU ARE ENTERTAINED BY THE MOST REPETITIVE, BASIC OF SUBJECTS
rtselby 5 months ago
@rtselby Dude, go die all the comedians mainstream faggots like you appeal to like doug benson, zack galifianakis, and nick swardson have the dullest most awkward fucking mainstream humor ever. Get on some real shit like lewis black, george carlin,and bill burr you fucking primitive animal.
TheAbdullah23 5 months ago 2
@rtselby hater?
Crystal7Star 5 months ago
@rtselby And you have no life and get kicks from puting other people down. Get a life retard.
cresepular 3 months ago
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE FUNNY, LOOK UP DOUG BENSON, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOSE YOUR ATTENTION SPAN AFTER TWO SECONDS, OH WOW YOUR FAT, YES AND YOURE UNAPPEALING AND UGLY, WHAT'S NEW? NOT FUNNY, JUST SAD, YOURE FAT WE GET IT SO FUNNY
rtselby 5 months ago
UNFUNNY COMEDIANS 101
rtselby 5 months ago
Blob Kelly duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
orly444 6 months ago
Wtf is die laatste rayman?
repsac11lol 7 months ago
This is fucking garbage. Bob Kelly sucks a bag of dicks.
devintoob 7 months ago
@devintoob
well duh,
thats y he always pukes..
FlankerVT 7 months ago
@devintoob nice louis ck reference man i use that one all the time but hes actually pretty good
Torontoraptures 5 months ago
not funny
rocknrollporn 7 months ago
Is this restaurant okay? 'Its fine.' What's wrong? 'Nothing.' Talk to me. 'What ever."
XD
rebeccatjuh1997 8 months ago
lol this dudes funny as hell. check out my robert kelly video :)
xXKoleon5Xx 9 months ago
Seen better joke on amateur night. most played out comedy ever
jlopez9090 9 months ago
That's it, make jokes about yourself. Very original.
FretboardToAsh 10 months ago
LMFAO ROTFL COPTER
Me49506 10 months ago
ahh, love robert kelly but when they show the audience laughing I get douche chills all over.
alenemor89 10 months ago
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josieradomski81 11 months ago
yeah thats it snap motherfucker yeah lmfao
gewoontimm 11 months ago
saw this guy tonight, i was dying laughing the whole time
dounowmuffin69 11 months ago
Dutch is sexy.
Lik mijn gulden Hhahahaha!
TheDritonii 1 year ago
@TheDritonii now it euro.... lol
gewoontimm 11 months ago
moon him and he will start puking.
mystiqueman366 1 year ago
In my personal opinion, he's not that funny. It's more like he is trying to be funny. All the cursing is distracting and he laughs many times when you're wondering why the hell he is in fact laughing.
Kinda like my brother who thinks he is telling a funny story, but is in fact the only one who can laugh about it.
sharingantanaka 1 year ago
this guy had a bad crowd or the whole dutch humor is just way different than americans.
hendrixonlsd 1 year ago
@hendrixonlsd Bad crowd? Lmfao.. perhaps the Dutch don't edit in the laughter like Americans most do to their shows? >.<
ZehGfather 10 months ago
@ZehGfather you'd be surprised how many shows don't use a laugh track
nickoby12147 10 months ago
DUDE! I DON'T GET WHY I'M SO FAT. DUDE!
Haha, Bob. You suck, love ya though.
Coolio867 1 year ago
sooooo, is he supposed to be black?
livevil1989 1 year ago
@livevil1989 No, Bob is just fat. Hilarious to make fun of on the radio though.
Coolio867 1 year ago
MAMA LOOK WHAT YOU GAVE ME ahhahahahah
Haxxtt 1 year ago
hahahahahah deze shit is gewoon de bom te hard
vaatlap 1 year ago
I think he's pretty funny. Not as bad as people say he is.
travisxgreggxajax 1 year ago
i don't get it why 19 ppl disliked this? guy is awesome ._.
DJKingN 1 year ago
Tis is not that funny at all. Im at 2:36 and trying not to click off this lame shit.
OK 5 minutes and I can't take anymore. This guy has a good delivery, but nothing funny to back it. Kind of like dane Cook. This sucks.
foxwilliammulderx 1 year ago
wtf did i order satan's asshole xD lol
gpmerlijn 1 year ago
MOMMA LOOK WHAT U GAVE ME lmaoo
Haxxtt 1 year ago 2
.......heard this sumwhere else........
prolly mancia stealing it
ACEOFTHEBLITZ 1 year ago
meh not that funny.. pretty generic.
ReliableProductions 1 year ago
not youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
zeratul1987 1 year ago
@zeratul1987 hahahaha this made me lol
phizfrail 1 year ago
This guy is as funny as burnt toast...
samuraiyao 1 year ago
damn he got fat hahahaha
csal1d 1 year ago
3:00 really is funny and true
FRATELApayne 1 year ago
Fine does not mean fine, Fine means F*ck you that's what it means!!
miszbabypinguin 1 year ago
yo rob u suck
qtpa2tangel 1 year ago
haha
blakka91 1 year ago
Ah man he's hilarious.
RunawayEspadaKiki 1 year ago 3
HAHAHA.. IM BLEEDING YOU F*ING APE xD
TheQueenTay 1 year ago
I love his girl voice lol
xer103 1 year ago
DUUUUUDDDDE ZING you got your coffee BANG
holytroz 2 years ago 17
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Not funny, not original, and annoying as hell
johnnybolas79 2 years ago
pupkin.
blatspanner 2 years ago
he funny maing
Tms0546 2 years ago
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH porky pine..
EvilFairyLiz 2 years ago
3.53 nice richard pryor skit. But pretty funny shit O_O
royalsteven 2 years ago
GET AWAY FROM THE PRECIOUSSSSSS
w0tap0ta 2 years ago 4
haha
Shehdginger 2 years ago
Lol funny shit man
chinomix2007 2 years ago
robert kelly 4 liiiife!
brethart4life 2 years ago
hes awseome but why do u ppl care so much about his weight
disturbed2park 2 years ago
i saw Rob when he opened for Dane Cook in Toronto. He is fuckin hilarious. Kept tellin us 'Fuck you and your perfect fuckin life, I bet your parents are still together arent they?Fuck You!" he's awesome
NavyMan699 2 years ago 3
Holy shit, Kelly lost weight!
dstebbin 2 years ago 3
I think this is before he gained weight. I saw an act on comedy central this morning and he was talking about how he had gained weight.
amandareece 2 years ago
and they look ex. just like a typical white ass.
GlamAholic 2 years ago
MAMAA LOOK WHAT YOU GAVE MEEEE!:P whuaha so funny
gii0 2 years ago
LOL
k98scoped 2 years ago
Hi-La-Ri-ouss
MrFelicianus 2 years ago
whahahah
MrsPoker 2 years ago
2:47 lol
monsterman785 2 years ago
this one made me laugh xD
funny
Loesjee1477 2 years ago 3
yea, it's fucking awesome!!
n00bieo 2 years ago
lol
i first heard him on Tourgasm
loved his stuff
so funny
JesusOfPaign 2 years ago
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dutch people are fucking ugly.
theredmars 2 years ago
euhmm he isnt even dutch ...
GlamAholic 2 years ago
lol just saw this guy tonight....awesome
gunmetaltc05 2 years ago
haha i saw him last night too..made me cry for like 5 minutes
g0tst1ngs 2 years ago
hah saw him last nite, fuckin hilarious.
joslushin32 2 years ago
saw this guy last night! LOVED IT!
drogothlord 2 years ago
the other video if funny is called zakje funny as hell
jvds101 2 years ago
saw this guy last night with dane cook!! funny as hell!
lilquik4u 2 years ago
First time seeing this dude, he is funny...hahaha
nyggadyma 2 years ago
HAHAHA :D Love it!
1Madball1 2 years ago
I just saw him in St. Louis when he opened for Dane Cook. I cried I laughed so hard!!! He is awesome!
lmartin41283 2 years ago
Ohh my god! He is so funny!
I really want to meet him! My dad and him are friends and he has yet to introduce me!
Jayne02345 2 years ago
Last night he was SOOOO funny!!!!!!! the baby fighting the imaginary ghost was TOO MUCH. I was crying like crazy!
Midtown10 2 years ago
i just saw this guy. he was opening for dane cook. he was soooooo funny. i was dying. i thought he was just as funny as dane
codycoyote885 2 years ago 2
hell yeah MAC AND CHEESE!!!! that and baby fart best bit... my sides hurt from him
phisherton 2 years ago
When he said he pushed his wife over i pretty much died laughing,
macinaw7694 2 years ago 2
I just saw that show, does anyone have it, I want to show it to my boyfriend, it ws so funny.
drewbie55545 2 years ago
ya that was hillarious i saw him 2 opening for dane cook it was awesome.
ghost0816 2 years ago
YES haha. The wife part was great.
'' She was mad for a day. I will laugh for 9 fucking years.''
guysgirl33 2 years ago
hahahaha it gets really funny at 3:20!! hahaha i was watching it and was thinking hihi we woman really are like that:P really funnyyy
SVKooyman 2 years ago
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YOUR NOT FUNNY
phily501 2 years ago
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hes funny as fuck dipshit
killmonkey50h 2 years ago
Fuckin funny dude.
Freshhhhh1982 2 years ago
holy crap, bawby was so skinny!
MoPapparani 2 years ago 2
AHAHAHA I LOVE THIS GUY
skullcandyuswest 3 years ago
dude actually funny
lilgino99 3 years ago
theres a lot of non-white people in holland.
tracksgarcia 3 years ago 2
that are like 50/100 people in that room XD
what about the rest of the 17 millioen people that life there?
flyingvish 2 years ago
i am self a woman hihihi he she right things...:P
kumisama1 3 years ago
he is fucking cool and he is fucking right about womens!
soekran 3 years ago
2:45 fucking gangsters (losers dus dan he)
twiet90 3 years ago 3
hahaha, ohhh, all IRISH people are good comedians! :D lol!!!!! to funny about the penis joke and the chinese haha, and the spanish oh goddd!! haha !
conr16 3 years ago 3
this is sooooooooo funny
astrastyle 3 years ago
kathy (his mom) must be so proud of what she gave him!
i love bobby - he's my friend's uncle and he's friggin hysterical. i got to meet him at her graduation party and he kept telling these great jokes. and to all those people who think he stole the joke - bobby and dane are bff. so i doubt there was any stealing involved.
arielm27 3 years ago
hahahahah funny
runescapecoolmovies 3 years ago
lol
gearsofwar2318 3 years ago
haha, so funny x)
WaitingForMyPrins 3 years ago
Ahahahahahahahah XDDD
''What the hell did I ordered?! Satan's ass?!''
Omg I can't stop laughing XD
x
Jillfersure 3 years ago 5
You are the best Rob please do a show in Boston again!
Italia418 3 years ago
i saw him a couple months ago in houston, i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard
askerr12 3 years ago
i'm bleeding you fucking ape wahahahahahaha priceless
mocroskater 3 years ago
He's funniest when he's puking or making fun of Vos.
Jboxton 3 years ago
I broke my kneee Dude!
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becabecabeca 3 years ago
DUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude its fucking bob kelly duuuuuuuuuuude.....
heyaidkwhut 3 years ago 2
well hes not good but he dosn't suck
jasonask1 3 years ago
oh my god hes was gonna repeat a dane cook joke
[girls listen to the shit you say when arguing part]yea this dude is a copycat and hes not funny at all not once get off danes cock lololol
get it dane cook, dane cock im better than rob lollol
disco718 3 years ago
interesting that he toured with Dane Cook back in 2005 and now they both tell this similar joke. If this video is older than 2005 then it is possible Dane is the thief. Then again, they are friends...who cares?
1337GnarKill 3 years ago 3
he and Dane are friends from way back in the day.
swinfard1 3 years ago
i kind of think thats on purpose. go to danes page.
Junt0000 3 years ago
people are stupid robert didn't steal any dane cook joke are you talking about the satan's asshole he didn't steal that dane cook's joke was about being at the dmv where he refers to it as satan's asshole it's two different premises. And if anybody is a joke thief it's dane stealing from louis ck. and second robert and dane are best friends why wouldn't they sound alike. And rob is different he's darker than dane. dane is a likable storyteller there's a difference.
htu 3 years ago
Dan Cook and Robert kelly do shows together in Vegas
Dk120000 3 years ago
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Shut the fuck up you douche bag. They are friends, they do/did shows together but not in Vegas. Your mom does shows in Mexico with donkeys.
Jboxton 3 years ago
just that he got a city wrong doesn't mean you have to insult him... stfu -.-
CJW8050 3 years ago 3
I must ask what city are you 2 talking about i saw Dane Cook and Robert Kelly with some friends at Robert Kelly. I acnt imagine they only do their routine at one city anyway.
Dk120000 3 years ago
Ceasers Palce*
Dk120000 3 years ago
When ever i try to reply to someone elses comments it puts the comment it a random spot, but Jboxton i was trying to reply to someone who was sayin Robert Kelly stole material from Dane Cook
Dk120000 3 years ago
Bobby rocks.
FartScrap 3 years ago
don make me go locko papie
BSiderz 4 years ago
"MOMMA LOOK WHAT YOU GAVE ME!"
lmao
dragzzz123 4 years ago
ROFL!!!!!
he knows how women works...
king0fheart 4 years ago
Hahaha omgg!!
xVictoriaSecretx 4 years ago
This is prolly one of Roberts best shows lol awsome job man
ibat19 4 years ago
omfg X'D
SaladinV 5 years ago
i have Tourgasm with dane cook, jay davis, robert kelly and gary gulman and i knew i would end up watching his videos and i knew he would be really funny and this video is good..robert kelly is the shit!!!
xboxgamer505 5 years ago 2
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robert kelly is a fucking hoe i hate his white ass his racist ass needz to shut the fuck up
hzle254 5 years ago
hes stupid
timiscool127 5 years ago
hahaha wow! he should have said some of those things on Tourgasm!
KateSith19 5 years ago
hes a faggot
noxxic 5 years ago
i loved it!
ZenSpy 5 years ago
nyahahahahhaa!!!
purelyche 5 years ago
Haha that was great. I loved the end!
JadeUnforgiven 5 years ago
wow
its the first time im seeing him
his excellent
iconoclastic17 5 years ago
check out 'robert kelly stand up on jimmy kimmel live' if you havent already
spaded1605 5 years ago