@woodenchairs I'm great! Got my eyes on this CBR 600f4 and it looks like it's gonna be mine by the weekend!! Lot has happened since my old vlogging days, but I'm looking forward to putting out some more videos soon!
@napkinz Kool. Lemmie know if u need any help/advice. Ive owned 2 of those now and talked several people into buying them so its def a great bike. Just be careful man cuz its def a big step up from the 250 espec if u havent been riding in a while.
I have not laughed that hard for a while! Yer i hear the most common cause of heart attack and strokes is thinking about buying a sports bike to hard! The body just cant take that level of torture!
@spicy110 Awesome man! Im always glad when i can bring someone a few laughs or at least a smile from some bit of stupid that ive done or said. Thanx a lot for checking out the vid and commenting
@Erik0088 Thanx man. Glad u liked it and got a laugh. haha It really is crazy how people do that but whatevs. Their loss cuz theyll never know how great it feels to ride.
Dont worry man, im serious in a vid every once in a great while.....sometimes.....ok, not much xD
I have met so many people that say your going to die on a bike yet my friend knew a hundred year old guy who rode motorcycles untill he got to old. and my dad has been riding dirtbike since he was 6 and rides a yamaha yzf r1 now.
Why aren't there any stories of motorcyclists being abducted by aliens, who powder-coat their nuts green? Anyway, the choice between 2 small rubber contact patches and 4 is really not a big option. Someone has to mathematically prove the odds of safety regarding vehicular genres.
woodenchairs, oh man, I put up with these "horror stories" each day, and ever since I have been riding, I hear a lot of those stories, and ranging to "be careful" to "oh, why are you riding when you have no protection like you have when you are in a car, and you are more likely to die on a motorcycle than in a car?" I put up with those kind of stories with my family with a cruiser on either a weekly or daily basis, and I can only imagine what I would hear if I had a sportbike.
@renegadebiker24 I hear ya. Theres so much everyone does that can be dangerous besides riding a bike some that dont even seem dangerous but when the joy outweighs the risk its worth it. People who dont ride will never understand the feeling of riding. U can try and explain it but only another rider understands how riding isnt just some hobby its something that speaks 2 ur soul. Its a part of u. U either live life or u sit under a bed worrying about when the sky is gonna fall. Id rather live it
@woodenchairs I agree with that. I see more dangerous people trying to text while driving, or texting while at a stoplight even after the light turned green, or even talking on the cell phone while driving and slowing down traffic. Riding to me speaks more to the soul than anything, even when some thinks it is a hobby. I prefer to live life to the fullest, and not become a cowering little woosie who is afraid of the world around him, and pretty much become a "chicken little".
The guy sat on the bike and it blew up in the dealership haha!!! that is soo funny where do these people get all this stuff from? I want what they are smoking lol
@coleraby Wow, thats a pretty big compliment Cole, i really appreciate the great comment and im def glad 2 hear u liked the vid and got so many laughs. Thanks very much 4 taking the time to write such a great comment. Def makes me feel good when i can give someone a laugh or two. :D
@bRIz30059 Very cool man! :D I appreciate ur compliments and am def glad u took the time to let me know u got so many laughs from the vid. Def makes it all worth while for me when i can give someone a laugh or even a smile so i appreciate it very much sir.
@T0H0E0G0A0M0E U actually make a really good point that had crossed my mind when i first did this vid but i didnt say it because cruisers get defensive about it. Ur right tho. Ive heard the same thing from cruisers. Seems to me that the heavier cruiser bike tends 2 injure a rider more often plus few of them wear gear. Inexperienced riders tend to push it to far on sportbikes tho. Dunno why cruisers try and recruit by saying sports r more dangerous when its equal dnager 4 different reasons. Thanx
@cawong89 glad u got some laughs man. Always makes me happy if i can bring someone a laugh and i appreciate u commenting espech since u took the time to comment both here and in the message. :D
Lol man those poor nuns were just enjoying themselves in their convertible, damn, evil sportbike and it's malicious ways, no but really my friends cousins girlfriends moms sisters boyfriend totally swears that a sportbike stabbed a mall Santa once true story!
@zombgoat Awesome. Im DEAD serious tho that these people are out there beating a DEAD horse about how dangerous bikes are but, as far as im concerned, it falls on DEADf ears. Oh man im so sorry those are DrEADful puns and the more i talk the more DEADly they get so i think ill go fall DEAD asleep
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! Its hilarious and so true. I always got some crazy stories when I rode dirt bikes, but the day I brought home my Ninja, EVERYONE had a motorcycle story of death. Even my grandma had a story for me!
XD so true man, so true. :D It is so exact, I work as IT guy so I meet number of stange people. I have a set of Bike replicas on my table and when theese people comes to my desk and see it, It realy seems, that only thing they can think about is to find, or make out one of theese storries. Not from everybody of course, but just in last week 2 people have been convincing me, that Im sure gonna die a terrible death of every motorcycle rider, like everyne who sits on theese "devil tubes".
@Tugar747 That's when you should put a happy look on your face and say 'That's just how ive always dreamed of going *sigh* ' ;) haha Then they'll think you're crazy and leave you alone. ;)
lmfaooo that was without a doubt the best story i've heard in my life that should become a disney movie no doubt hahaa. I didnt know people say all that stuff though =o
@xXcrackheadfoogabeXx haha well obv i made up the storys but people do come up and tell you these crazy stories of death when they hear u want or ride a bike. Read all the comments under this vid and youll see about 98% have gotten these stories so most likely u will too. :)
@4upk893 haha thanks. Very glad you like the vid and even happier to hear you got laughs from it. :) If you talk about riding a bike enough around people who dont ride you'll hear it. Doesnt matter how long you've ridden. Kinda surprised you havent heard it yet in fact but the key is to have people who dont ride hear you want to ride. Ive had complete strangers come up and tell these stories. lolz
i guess i just have to talk about it more. i live in socal so im always on the mountain roads and iv seen a few people go down and even though sometimes they have to be air lifted out the worst iv seen is a bone sticking out of someones leg, never have i seen a guy get K.O.ed or like organs splatted all over the place idk how people come up with crazy stories like your talking about but i cant wait to hear some :) lol
@4upk893 Well the stories obv arent gonna be like the one in this vlog because im obv exaggerating it for comedy but the story always involves either death happening or at least loss of a limb. Kinda surprised in cali that you havent heard of at least one death story.
HA HA HA! This is ssssssssoooooooo true and the kind of bike you ride doesn't even matter. I've gotten this sh!t from everyone friends, family and yes, complete strangers.
haha it really is amazing how total strangers will come up and do that isnt it? Bad enough with people u know but it always amazes me with the strangers. I have noticed it happens less with sportbikes than cruisers tho. Ive ridden with a cruiser friend when i rode to AZ 2 see zmagic N rebel. People would come 2 him and tell those stories and ignore me which was fine with me because when im alone people do it to me. Very glad u liked the vid! Thanx 4 commenting (:
lol i have have watched this over and over a million times haha im watching it right now again and doing HW and its so hard to write cause im laughing to frkn hard haha lol i love how you describe eveything so precise lol love it man
im looking on the kawasaki website. and i decided to bring up the pages for the ER-6n and the ninja 650r. and so im comparing them, and i dont find that much difference. the ER-6n is almost 9 pounds lighter, 4 inches shorter and thats basicly it. only other thing, which i dont know what it means is ninja has Single 220mm petal disc with single piston caliper and ER-6n has Single 220mm Petal Disc with hydraulic caliper. the ER is $400 cheaper, does it matter which one i buy or r they the same
SO TRUE! Oh your getting a bike? well be careful because my sisters ex-husbands boss's dads uncle died on a bike, so yeah there really dangerous. Give me a break
Thank you for the awesome compliment! I really appreciate the kind comment and am very glad to hear you got a good laugh. Always makes me happy if i can make someone laugh :D
This is by far one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, you are hilarious! Just out of curiosity I was wondering where in Wisconsin you were from, I'm from Milwaukee
LOL totally didnt expect this comment. haha very awesome to know you rewatched my vid sir and got another laugh from it. Def makes me feel good when i can make anyone laugh but even more so when it's a second time. =D Thanks for commenting! Made my day there sir. (:
Damn, this is so true, i was talking to some people about buying a street triple and they did exactly this saying how your guaranteed to die and the bike is just gonna rip you apart and whatever... great story btw lmao
i knew one guy, and he rode his sports bike out of the dealership and a fucking plane just crashed on him nose first....but that didnt kill him. cos he was trapped under the bike...and the wheel grinded his face off.... and some how he choked to death on his ball sack...i dont know how! but i swear it happened! LOL
ive had a few told to me...good fun listening to them..then just go 'yeah i had that happen' lol
hahahahaha almost died of laughing, even tho i almost died the other day when i was in front of a kawasaki shop then suddenly one of them turned itself on and accelerated killing everyone inside , then it turned itself off and switched the lights on. LOL!
i was gonna get that bike but now its all red and i liked the green color better lol, so i will have to get the 250 now :P.
I wish there were so many vloggers and nice riders in europe,or better, i'd love to live in the states so i could get my 250 for 4500$ instead of the 6600$ the fuel injected version of it costs over here =(.Peace im out!
Ouch, thats def a lot more money. Lotta times we dont get the same offerings when it comes to vehicles that other countries have which usually sucks for us but i guess this time its a good thing because its cheaper. Usually it means we end up with a slower crappier version tho. :/
yea, and some kid did like a buck 40 into an impala a couple years back so everytime i get on it a lil they tell me i'm gonna do the same thing, even though my bike will only do 117 b4 the limiter
japans plan to kill people for WW2?? LOL!! wow, thats something ive never heard but im glad you told me that because it really did make me laugh. (: Thanks for commenting
Lmfao, i heard that exact story one time,lol... but his penis flew off and the sport bike that ran it over crushed it and threw scattered penis of penis everywhere!
Oh no, that was a different guy and you forgot where the scattered penis pieces flew into the window of a nearby hospital and into the nursey. The newborns breathed in the shards of penis and choked to death. Then the families of those babies were so distraught that they wandered around in a daze where they eventually wandered out in traffic and were hit by trucks carrying fertilizer. Shizzit really hit the fan that day! ;P I didnt tell that 1 cuz it was just to tragic. :P
yeah i get that.....cause i want a bike r6....and maybe do some vloggin but um yeah always wanted bike since 10 or 12 but i didin't get much luck but im working on it..but one story i heard that some guy hit wutever he hit and flew at high speed hitting a pole and his face and helmet guys face stuck on it.....and they had to cut the pole if thats true dam if not then still crazy
one day you will run out of oxygen while telling those crazy stories dude cause you get so overexcited! Then you will black out and crash and burn and puke all over yourself! Imagine that!
lol but what a great way to go! Just imagine the news and obit. 'Young man almost dies in sportbike crash. After his bike crashed it and he caught fire but luckily his puke put out the flames and he survived. He was found still talking into his camera when paramedics arrived on scene'. :P lol
Yeah! What a great way to sign out! You should definitely try that one time! You'd get 5 stars from me at once :P And try to make it an international headline since I don't live in the US. It would be to bad to miss a sensational almost death like that. ^^
We all do man. We all do and i just cant figure out why. I think the story teller thinks youre just going to throw down your bike and never ride again and then thank them for saving your life or something. (:
Thanks man, glad you liked it and gotta laugh outta this. I shoulda told the one about that crazy Aussie kid riding the beach for the 1st time who took out a bus full of church goers who were collecting money for the orphaned blind kids xmas fund. ;P :P
i had a friend back in 1986 he bought a motorcycle and accidentally rammed himself (with a bike offcorse) into the chernyobil power plant and the...well you know the rest
I heard tell that accident took out the fluffy kitten store right next to the power plant that the little blind girl troop 64 had to raise money for their eye operations. Plus there was a church of the nuns for battered women on the other side of the plant too that got scortched and once that blew you know it also took out the orphanage for gifted small children ages 5-7 too....yep them bikes are sure dangerous for sure. (;
lucky you had one. always keep one near when riding, it's a dangerous world out there (but only when you're on your bike). you should be careful. and steel horse club should be careful. he definitely should be careful.
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!!!!! "Decapitates 2 innocent nuns just driving by in a convertible!"
You know, I have a story about those dangerous convertibles! And nuns? Oh, my sister's best friend's cousin' friend who knows this guy who was dating this girl saw a nun grab a toddler by the sack and throw him off the Empire
State building!!!!!
True story!!
And don't get me started about THINKING!!! . . . =^D
Luckily i left out the very end where the flaming bike is still sliding across the pavement right into a box of fluffy kittens that a little blind girl is trying to sell so her parents can afford her eye operation...;P
Oh chairs you had me nearly in tears laughing from this
napkinz 4 days ago
@napkinz Holy crap, i thought u died or somethin sir! How u be?
woodenchairs 4 days ago
@woodenchairs I'm great! Got my eyes on this CBR 600f4 and it looks like it's gonna be mine by the weekend!! Lot has happened since my old vlogging days, but I'm looking forward to putting out some more videos soon!
napkinz 4 days ago
@napkinz Kool. Lemmie know if u need any help/advice. Ive owned 2 of those now and talked several people into buying them so its def a great bike. Just be careful man cuz its def a big step up from the 250 espec if u havent been riding in a while.
woodenchairs 4 days ago
I have not laughed that hard for a while! Yer i hear the most common cause of heart attack and strokes is thinking about buying a sports bike to hard! The body just cant take that level of torture!
spicy110 3 months ago
@spicy110 Awesome man! Im always glad when i can bring someone a few laughs or at least a smile from some bit of stupid that ive done or said. Thanx a lot for checking out the vid and commenting
woodenchairs 3 months ago
@Erik0088 Thanx man. Glad u liked it and got a laugh. haha It really is crazy how people do that but whatevs. Their loss cuz theyll never know how great it feels to ride.
Dont worry man, im serious in a vid every once in a great while.....sometimes.....ok, not much xD
woodenchairs 3 months ago
Thumbs up for the COB T-shirt!
spicy110 4 months ago
HE JUST LOOKED AT IT AND IT EXPLODED LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
braceyoself777 5 months ago
aaahahahahaa
willy1986tralara 5 months ago
LMAO omg dude thats just total Over Kill hahaha i cried so hard!!!!!!!
101duality 6 months ago
Great true story. That's how I lost my nuts. Now I use locktite.
tutube998 6 months ago
What kind of bike do you ride?
yellowmence 6 months ago
I have met so many people that say your going to die on a bike yet my friend knew a hundred year old guy who rode motorcycles untill he got to old. and my dad has been riding dirtbike since he was 6 and rides a yamaha yzf r1 now.
yellowmence 6 months ago
"this guy i knew that was married to my inbred sister" !!!! ahahahahaha
steezylemon 7 months ago
@steezylemon This is proof i do all my vlogs right off the top of my head ;P
woodenchairs 7 months ago
@woodenchairs good stuff, definetly subscribing :)
steezylemon 7 months ago
@steezylemon Thanks Lemon, hopefully the humor i SQUEEZE out wont SOUR u on ur decision to sub ;P
woodenchairs 7 months ago 2
@woodenchairs
LOL
steezylemon 7 months ago
this video made my day!
Ride safe.
semaisking 8 months ago
yeah just ride!
atreewithnolife 8 months ago
I almost had to go to hospital to have my funny bone removed at the nuns bit, lmao :)
YarekBalear 9 months ago
@YarekBalear haha thanx very much for the comment. Glad u liked the vid and i def appreciate the comment
woodenchairs 9 months ago
Why aren't there any stories of motorcyclists being abducted by aliens, who powder-coat their nuts green? Anyway, the choice between 2 small rubber contact patches and 4 is really not a big option. Someone has to mathematically prove the odds of safety regarding vehicular genres.
seapeddler 9 months ago
woodenchairs, oh man, I put up with these "horror stories" each day, and ever since I have been riding, I hear a lot of those stories, and ranging to "be careful" to "oh, why are you riding when you have no protection like you have when you are in a car, and you are more likely to die on a motorcycle than in a car?" I put up with those kind of stories with my family with a cruiser on either a weekly or daily basis, and I can only imagine what I would hear if I had a sportbike.
renegadebiker24 10 months ago
@renegadebiker24 I hear ya. Theres so much everyone does that can be dangerous besides riding a bike some that dont even seem dangerous but when the joy outweighs the risk its worth it. People who dont ride will never understand the feeling of riding. U can try and explain it but only another rider understands how riding isnt just some hobby its something that speaks 2 ur soul. Its a part of u. U either live life or u sit under a bed worrying about when the sky is gonna fall. Id rather live it
woodenchairs 10 months ago
@woodenchairs I agree with that. I see more dangerous people trying to text while driving, or texting while at a stoplight even after the light turned green, or even talking on the cell phone while driving and slowing down traffic. Riding to me speaks more to the soul than anything, even when some thinks it is a hobby. I prefer to live life to the fullest, and not become a cowering little woosie who is afraid of the world around him, and pretty much become a "chicken little".
renegadebiker24 10 months ago
The guy sat on the bike and it blew up in the dealership haha!!! that is soo funny where do these people get all this stuff from? I want what they are smoking lol
Elitewarrior89 10 months ago
@Elitewarrior89 I made that up to be funny for the vid man....its a joke exaggerating the stories people tell
woodenchairs 10 months ago
LOL poor nut sack XD
dragata1 10 months ago
dude i fucking love you
macc300 11 months ago
@macc300 Well thanks man that really means a lot.
woodenchairs 11 months ago
This one is pure comedy... still holding my stomach... will probably have sore muscles form laughing tomorrow :) Awesome!.
coleraby 11 months ago
@coleraby Wow, thats a pretty big compliment Cole, i really appreciate the great comment and im def glad 2 hear u liked the vid and got so many laughs. Thanks very much 4 taking the time to write such a great comment. Def makes me feel good when i can give someone a laugh or two. :D
woodenchairs 11 months ago
@bRIz30059 Very cool man! :D I appreciate ur compliments and am def glad u took the time to let me know u got so many laughs from the vid. Def makes it all worth while for me when i can give someone a laugh or even a smile so i appreciate it very much sir.
woodenchairs 11 months ago
LOL "Somehow, as he's falling off the bike (because of the wind), his nutsack gets caught in the chain. And it starts flinging him up in the air."
Laughed my ass off!
It's all true.
xyster01 1 year ago
@xyster01 Very glad u liked the vid and i def appreciate the comment. :D
woodenchairs 1 year ago
@T0H0E0G0A0M0E U actually make a really good point that had crossed my mind when i first did this vid but i didnt say it because cruisers get defensive about it. Ur right tho. Ive heard the same thing from cruisers. Seems to me that the heavier cruiser bike tends 2 injure a rider more often plus few of them wear gear. Inexperienced riders tend to push it to far on sportbikes tho. Dunno why cruisers try and recruit by saying sports r more dangerous when its equal dnager 4 different reasons. Thanx
woodenchairs 1 year ago
That was so "F" ed up!! But inspiring!
billyray3761 1 year ago
Haha funny as hell man. Love how the story continued in complete annihilation. Priceless most definitely priceless
cawong89 1 year ago
@cawong89 glad u got some laughs man. Always makes me happy if i can bring someone a laugh and i appreciate u commenting espech since u took the time to comment both here and in the message. :D
woodenchairs 1 year ago
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA "This guy I knew that was married to my inbred sister"
ParisianZee 1 year ago
as soon as the talk changed 2 '' nutsack destruction'' shit got serious.sir i will never even look at a bike again
oceanlove96 1 year ago
@oceanlove96 This is why everyone that owns a 600 sportbike will tell u that their bike has BALLS ;P
woodenchairs 1 year ago
"The tire came off and decapitated two nuns in a convertible!" LMAO!!!!
HecticDeath 1 year ago 3
Lol man those poor nuns were just enjoying themselves in their convertible, damn, evil sportbike and it's malicious ways, no but really my friends cousins girlfriends moms sisters boyfriend totally swears that a sportbike stabbed a mall Santa once true story!
djbyzantine 1 year ago
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that story, I would be out of DEADT.
quarvis 1 year ago 6
After hearing that story, i'm "dead" set on getting my first bike asap. Lmao! Great video.
zombgoat 1 year ago
@zombgoat Awesome. Im DEAD serious tho that these people are out there beating a DEAD horse about how dangerous bikes are but, as far as im concerned, it falls on DEADf ears. Oh man im so sorry those are DrEADful puns and the more i talk the more DEADly they get so i think ill go fall DEAD asleep
woodenchairs 1 year ago
@woodenchairs Lol! Well, i don't really care what all the other people say cause i'm DEADicated on getting mine. . . . . . . . DEAD...Rigamortis.
zombgoat 1 year ago
haha my mom is like that (just not drunk ofc)
..still getting a bike though =D
Hippo9999999 1 year ago
This vid definitely made me a subscriber haha
sux2bu37 1 year ago
@sux2bu37 Thanks man! Very glad u liked it and also thanks a lot for subscribing :D I def appreciate it
woodenchairs 1 year ago
that was hilarious :D thinked of buying the bike and it blew of
vChipGivesThemSight 1 year ago
you have a better chance of dying of laughter in this video than dying on a sportbike. lol. great video
hockeymanmike12 1 year ago
@hockeymanmike12 Hey thanks man thats an awesome comment and very cool of u to say! :D
woodenchairs 1 year ago
Deserves way more views!
TranceFan05 1 year ago
@TranceFan05 haha thanks Trance :D I appreciate u saying that man :D
woodenchairs 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! Its hilarious and so true. I always got some crazy stories when I rode dirt bikes, but the day I brought home my Ninja, EVERYONE had a motorcycle story of death. Even my grandma had a story for me!
!!Your videos are awesome!!
2wheeledLoco 1 year ago
@2wheeledLoco Thanks man. Glad u liked it and i appreciate u favoriting it too. I def appreciate the great comment and awesome compliments.
woodenchairs 1 year ago
haaaaaaaaaahahahahah
mercbenzforlife 1 year ago
i would love to see that poor bike rider.lol
w4whiteboy 1 year ago
SO TRUE! the nutsack thing happened to me! jaja, lol, great. this is something i have to show to bike haters.
pizzaonaninja 1 year ago
XD so true man, so true. :D It is so exact, I work as IT guy so I meet number of stange people. I have a set of Bike replicas on my table and when theese people comes to my desk and see it, It realy seems, that only thing they can think about is to find, or make out one of theese storries. Not from everybody of course, but just in last week 2 people have been convincing me, that Im sure gonna die a terrible death of every motorcycle rider, like everyne who sits on theese "devil tubes".
Tugar747 1 year ago
@Tugar747 That's when you should put a happy look on your face and say 'That's just how ive always dreamed of going *sigh* ' ;) haha Then they'll think you're crazy and leave you alone. ;)
woodenchairs 1 year ago
lmfaooo that was without a doubt the best story i've heard in my life that should become a disney movie no doubt hahaa. I didnt know people say all that stuff though =o
xXcrackheadfoogabeXx 1 year ago
@xXcrackheadfoogabeXx haha well obv i made up the storys but people do come up and tell you these crazy stories of death when they hear u want or ride a bike. Read all the comments under this vid and youll see about 98% have gotten these stories so most likely u will too. :)
woodenchairs 1 year ago
so funny you just have to watch it a 29th time
iv never had this happen to me though, maybe i just haven't been riding for long enough
4upk893 1 year ago
@4upk893 haha thanks. Very glad you like the vid and even happier to hear you got laughs from it. :) If you talk about riding a bike enough around people who dont ride you'll hear it. Doesnt matter how long you've ridden. Kinda surprised you havent heard it yet in fact but the key is to have people who dont ride hear you want to ride. Ive had complete strangers come up and tell these stories. lolz
woodenchairs 1 year ago
i guess i just have to talk about it more. i live in socal so im always on the mountain roads and iv seen a few people go down and even though sometimes they have to be air lifted out the worst iv seen is a bone sticking out of someones leg, never have i seen a guy get K.O.ed or like organs splatted all over the place idk how people come up with crazy stories like your talking about but i cant wait to hear some :) lol
4upk893 1 year ago
@4upk893 Well the stories obv arent gonna be like the one in this vlog because im obv exaggerating it for comedy but the story always involves either death happening or at least loss of a limb. Kinda surprised in cali that you havent heard of at least one death story.
woodenchairs 1 year ago
haha hilarious!
nickgnaime 1 year ago
@nickgnaime Thanks. Very glad you liked the vid and got some laughs. Always makes me happy to guve someone a laugh :D
woodenchairs 1 year ago
@woodenchairs yah you just kept going man, haha the part about the guy just goin and lookin at a bike then it explodes on him was wicked funny!
nickgnaime 1 year ago
@nickgnaime Thanks man. I def appreciate the comment and hope you get your bike back soon. :)
woodenchairs 1 year ago
LMFAO! OMG that is sooo true....
gaijin1200 2 years ago
HA HA HA! This is ssssssssoooooooo true and the kind of bike you ride doesn't even matter. I've gotten this sh!t from everyone friends, family and yes, complete strangers.
jenruss4 2 years ago
Yep, like i said, if you own a bike or are even thinking about buying one you will hear this kinda thing. (: Thanks for commenting. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
hehe I forgot I made a guest appearance in this video :D
1VanFlyheight1 2 years ago
Yep, "the storyteller" made a speacial guest vlogger appearence ;P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha nice story haha xD
AZmetHARTenZIEL 2 years ago
Thanks man. Always glad if i can give someone a laugh
woodenchairs 2 years ago
I laughed sooo hard
xtrememachead 2 years ago
haha thanks. Very glad you liked the vid and thanks for commenting :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
haha it really is amazing how total strangers will come up and do that isnt it? Bad enough with people u know but it always amazes me with the strangers. I have noticed it happens less with sportbikes than cruisers tho. Ive ridden with a cruiser friend when i rode to AZ 2 see zmagic N rebel. People would come 2 him and tell those stories and ignore me which was fine with me because when im alone people do it to me. Very glad u liked the vid! Thanx 4 commenting (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
lol i have have watched this over and over a million times haha im watching it right now again and doing HW and its so hard to write cause im laughing to frkn hard haha lol i love how you describe eveything so precise lol love it man
nipkonx 2 years ago
i actually made those stories up as i rode along too. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
haha NICE!!!
nipkonx 2 years ago
haha lol dnt trip lmao
nipkonx 2 years ago
ur imagination is freaking awesome dude lol made me laugh so hard my mom tols me to stfu HAHA lol
nipkonx 2 years ago
haha thanks man! Totally appreciate the kind words and hope i dont get you in to much troub with the momz. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
lmfao. nutsack in the sprocket. 5/5.
xSQU1RR3Lx 2 years ago
haha thanks man! I appreciate the stars and glad u got some lolz :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
im looking on the kawasaki website. and i decided to bring up the pages for the ER-6n and the ninja 650r. and so im comparing them, and i dont find that much difference. the ER-6n is almost 9 pounds lighter, 4 inches shorter and thats basicly it. only other thing, which i dont know what it means is ninja has Single 220mm petal disc with single piston caliper and ER-6n has Single 220mm Petal Disc with hydraulic caliper. the ER is $400 cheaper, does it matter which one i buy or r they the same
jungleprimitive 2 years ago
The ER6 is just a naked version of the 650R. The caliper thing is just written differently but it's the same.
woodenchairs 2 years ago
SO TRUE! Oh your getting a bike? well be careful because my sisters ex-husbands boss's dads uncle died on a bike, so yeah there really dangerous. Give me a break
bfmv580 2 years ago
0:37 "like they have to AGHBosutely have to tell you" haha funny
VituMV 2 years ago
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lol its true
HGarden27 2 years ago
This is funniest video i have ever watched on youtube. Thanks for the laugh.
flipsidekale 2 years ago
Thank you for the awesome compliment! I really appreciate the kind comment and am very glad to hear you got a good laugh. Always makes me happy if i can make someone laugh :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
And if they don't tell you a story they at least give you the look. You know, the one that says "I can't believe you ride a bike"
23crows 2 years ago
See bikes dont like stupid people :D
larlar752000 2 years ago
This is by far one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, you are hilarious! Just out of curiosity I was wondering where in Wisconsin you were from, I'm from Milwaukee
bondsm831 2 years ago
well thank u very much for saying that. :D Totally appreciate the kind words.
Im pretty far away from milwaukee. im about 15 minutes, if that, from the MN boarder.
woodenchairs 2 years ago
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FireBlade1717 2 years ago
I knew someone who had an accident exactly how you described it, so it's not funny, because he clipped THREE nuns instead of TWO lol
bnop 2 years ago
Thats tragic. It's always better when NUN are hurt than many. ;P :P <--bad pun FTW
woodenchairs 2 years ago
I just want to say, that I laughed at the decapitation of the nuns in the convertible again. :D
rebelyell91 2 years ago
LOL totally didnt expect this comment. haha very awesome to know you rewatched my vid sir and got another laugh from it. Def makes me feel good when i can make anyone laugh but even more so when it's a second time. =D Thanks for commenting! Made my day there sir. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
well I can kinda snooping around your channel and your featured video was a good video I remembered, so I rewatched and relaughed for sure :P
rebelyell91 2 years ago
That's why i don't ride. My damn nut sack and the chain love each other, I hate it
TORIIQUE 2 years ago
lol its a risk but def worth it. :P lol
Thankss for commenting. :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
His nut sack gets caught in the chain. Need I say more. lol
TORIIQUE 2 years ago
Haha, this is awesome dude, "then his nutsack got caught in the chain while falling of his bike....." :D
Awesome vlog mate, keep it up!
NickRoos 2 years ago
Thanx man. Glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
u would think its comon sence that sport bieks are more safe the cruisers you know for the fact they can actually turn corners
tregyslowagogo 2 years ago
Damn, this is so true, i was talking to some people about buying a street triple and they did exactly this saying how your guaranteed to die and the bike is just gonna rip you apart and whatever... great story btw lmao
SirrocoTheServal 2 years ago
Thank you. Very glad you liked the vid and thanks for commenting. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
i knew one guy, and he rode his sports bike out of the dealership and a fucking plane just crashed on him nose first....but that didnt kill him. cos he was trapped under the bike...and the wheel grinded his face off.... and some how he choked to death on his ball sack...i dont know how! but i swear it happened! LOL
ive had a few told to me...good fun listening to them..then just go 'yeah i had that happen' lol
mrphate89 2 years ago
LOL. Literally laughing my ass off.
BlackMesaSecurity 2 years ago
Haha thanks for commenting man. Glad to hear you got a good laugh. :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Oh.... My..... God...... my nards hurt really bad now for some reason
highspeeddrifto 2 years ago
LOL It was a NARDly story wasnt it? <---extremely bad pun FTW! :P ;P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahqhas;ugwefuiogbrgqw;icg!!!!!!!!!
highspeeddrifto 2 years ago
You should be doing stand-up comedy. Seriously!
jinkjack 2 years ago
That's really awesome of you to say. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate the compliment. :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
second that
1989MidnightRider 2 years ago
Thanks man (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
hahahahaha almost died of laughing, even tho i almost died the other day when i was in front of a kawasaki shop then suddenly one of them turned itself on and accelerated killing everyone inside , then it turned itself off and switched the lights on. LOL!
gamemoviesprod 2 years ago
I think Kawi has a recall for that. ;P lol
woodenchairs 2 years ago
i was gonna get that bike but now its all red and i liked the green color better lol, so i will have to get the 250 now :P.
I wish there were so many vloggers and nice riders in europe,or better, i'd love to live in the states so i could get my 250 for 4500$ instead of the 6600$ the fuel injected version of it costs over here =(.Peace im out!
gamemoviesprod 2 years ago
Ouch, thats def a lot more money. Lotta times we dont get the same offerings when it comes to vehicles that other countries have which usually sucks for us but i guess this time its a good thing because its cheaper. Usually it means we end up with a slower crappier version tho. :/
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Yea you get to hear little bullshit from dumbass people when on a bike.
sorrycharly5750 2 years ago
Cool story, bro
benighted83 2 years ago
Thanks man. Glad you liked it. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
omg.... thats great, people always say the "death machine" stories... hahahah
bikerboomer 2 years ago
I dont know about you but id gladly put up with the stories through the winter as long as it meant i could keep riding. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
bahahahahaha....soo true
tfkownz 2 years ago
yea, and some kid did like a buck 40 into an impala a couple years back so everytime i get on it a lil they tell me i'm gonna do the same thing, even though my bike will only do 117 b4 the limiter
rusky9110 2 years ago
so true, i live in north dakota with a bunch of rednecks, no offense, that all say i'm gonna die, and that their japans plan to kill people for wwII
rusky9110 2 years ago
japans plan to kill people for WW2?? LOL!! wow, thats something ive never heard but im glad you told me that because it really did make me laugh. (: Thanks for commenting
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Lmfao, i heard that exact story one time,lol... but his penis flew off and the sport bike that ran it over crushed it and threw scattered penis of penis everywhere!
lilloo31 2 years ago
Oh no, that was a different guy and you forgot where the scattered penis pieces flew into the window of a nearby hospital and into the nursey. The newborns breathed in the shards of penis and choked to death. Then the families of those babies were so distraught that they wandered around in a daze where they eventually wandered out in traffic and were hit by trucks carrying fertilizer. Shizzit really hit the fan that day! ;P I didnt tell that 1 cuz it was just to tragic. :P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Lol... now thats messed up!
lilloo31 2 years ago
I have issues (; lol
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Dont we all! Lol...
lilloo31 2 years ago
Just enter the shop and sport bike - boooooooooooom :D
Tvinky 2 years ago
yeah i get that.....cause i want a bike r6....and maybe do some vloggin but um yeah always wanted bike since 10 or 12 but i didin't get much luck but im working on it..but one story i heard that some guy hit wutever he hit and flew at high speed hitting a pole and his face and helmet guys face stuck on it.....and they had to cut the pole if thats true dam if not then still crazy
jake011386 2 years ago
one day you will run out of oxygen while telling those crazy stories dude cause you get so overexcited! Then you will black out and crash and burn and puke all over yourself! Imagine that!
God bless the sportbike rider!
Toastmaker 2 years ago
lol but what a great way to go! Just imagine the news and obit. 'Young man almost dies in sportbike crash. After his bike crashed it and he caught fire but luckily his puke put out the flames and he survived. He was found still talking into his camera when paramedics arrived on scene'. :P lol
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Yeah! What a great way to sign out! You should definitely try that one time! You'd get 5 stars from me at once :P And try to make it an international headline since I don't live in the US. It would be to bad to miss a sensational almost death like that. ^^
Toastmaker 2 years ago
HA. So funny, im subscribeing
samxtx1 2 years ago
Thanks man. Glad 2 hear you liekd it and i def appreciate you subscribing. Very cool of you! Thanks again :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago
epic
therats2270 2 years ago
thanks man. Glad you liked it (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
ha dude fun shit 5 stars bro
one2exile 2 years ago
Thanks exile. Very kool of you to give the 5 and also awesome you left a comment. :D Very glad you liked the vid man. Thanks again.
woodenchairs 2 years ago
i get those happen to me sometimes lol
RedDracon1 2 years ago
We all do man. We all do and i just cant figure out why. I think the story teller thinks youre just going to throw down your bike and never ride again and then thank them for saving your life or something. (:
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Haha, so true man, so true! Those dangerous sportbikes are insane, i still cant believe people would even think of getting one ;D.
U have no idea how much i laughed at those "true" sportbike stories haha, awesome man.
8cuttlefish8 2 years ago
Thanks man, glad you liked it and gotta laugh outta this. I shoulda told the one about that crazy Aussie kid riding the beach for the 1st time who took out a bus full of church goers who were collecting money for the orphaned blind kids xmas fund. ;P :P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
i had a friend back in 1986 he bought a motorcycle and accidentally rammed himself (with a bike offcorse) into the chernyobil power plant and the...well you know the rest
Anticitizen419 2 years ago
I heard tell that accident took out the fluffy kitten store right next to the power plant that the little blind girl troop 64 had to raise money for their eye operations. Plus there was a church of the nuns for battered women on the other side of the plant too that got scortched and once that blew you know it also took out the orphanage for gifted small children ages 5-7 too....yep them bikes are sure dangerous for sure. (;
woodenchairs 2 years ago
amazing...it's like you were there man, but offcorse you didn't 'coz you would be dead :))
Anticitizen419 2 years ago
I was but i had a tin foil hat on so i was ok. ;p
woodenchairs 2 years ago
lucky you had one. always keep one near when riding, it's a dangerous world out there (but only when you're on your bike). you should be careful. and steel horse club should be careful. he definitely should be careful.
Anticitizen419 2 years ago
Inbred sister?
brainscraper 2 years ago
Its wisconsin so i had to make the story fit the area. ;P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!!!!! "Decapitates 2 innocent nuns just driving by in a convertible!"
You know, I have a story about those dangerous convertibles! And nuns? Oh, my sister's best friend's cousin' friend who knows this guy who was dating this girl saw a nun grab a toddler by the sack and throw him off the Empire
State building!!!!!
True story!!
And don't get me started about THINKING!!! . . . =^D
LOL!!
maikeli7 2 years ago
Luckily i left out the very end where the flaming bike is still sliding across the pavement right into a box of fluffy kittens that a little blind girl is trying to sell so her parents can afford her eye operation...;P
woodenchairs 2 years ago
the aristocrats!
ImDamagedBadAtBest 2 years ago
My bike has torn off my nutsack twice! I hate when that happens!
joeapple999 2 years ago
I know right? There should be a nutsack hazard decal on the tank! lol (;
Thanx 4 the comment! :D
woodenchairs 2 years ago