My Balloons Are Sexy

[BOOMxProductions]

Finnaly somthing to masterbate to.

[MrBazzzzinga]

u seem more sensible and mature in other channel But why would you make fun of your self in such idiotic way?

[HappyCabbie]

@MrBazzzzinga A large percentage of my subscribers are chubby chasers. As such occasionally I create videos to entertain them.

[MrBazzzzinga]

@HappyCabbie Still their are other ways you can have fun in life. This is not funny in anyway. I appreciate you are vegan and trying to be healthy but still....

[HappyCabbie]

@MrBazzzzinga You are not the target audience of this video. Unless you are sexually attracted to fat guys, then this video is not for you.

[MrBazzzzinga]

@HappyCabbie oh I didnt knew you are homosexual ok i wont visit. But just to let u know its social media.

[MrBazzzzinga]

181 Dislikes it and yet you doing it. It speaks for itself.

[noaccount4]

HOLY SHIT MYY EYESSSSS THEEEY BUUUUUUUUURN

[HappyCabbie]

@noaccount4 #LOL

[noaccount4]

@HappyCabbie oddly enough, I couldn't stop watching it LOL D:

[SRPC21]

I know you are not the kind of person to delete any of your videos no matter what but I don't think people really appreciated what you were trying to do here!

Each to their own I guess.

[HappyCabbie]

@SRPC21 Well about 20 to 25 percent of my audience is gay chubby chasers. So every once in a while I do a video like this.

[nboy55]

im officially scarred for life

[HappyCabbie]

@nboy55 Don't watch Mankini Milkshake

[ThomasTrue]

LOL Happy Cabbie, PLEASE put them away. ROFLMAO. Oh, you gave me a much-needed laugh if nothing else man. People take themselves too seriously on the internet. THIS is what its all about. :)

[HappyCabbie]

@ThomasTrue Thanks

[IAmCorgiMaster]

0_0 MAH EYES

[HappyCabbie]

@IAmCorgiMaster thanks for watching

[IAmCorgiMaster]

@HappyCabbie

No problem, this stuff cracks me up XD

[JONATHANvideoRespon]

lol

[HappyCabbie]

@JONATHANvideoRespon thanks

[falulu209]

o.O I don't know whether to be traumatized or turned on...maybe a little of both

[HappyCabbie]

@falulu209 you can be both

[thepwnofwow]

This is hawt.

[HappyCabbie]

@thepwnofwow thanks

[Masabuster]

my eyes

[HappyCabbie]

@Masabuster #LOL

[CrayonVlogger]

YOUR balloons! Keep them to yourself! XD

[HappyCabbie]

@CrayonVlogger ha ha ha

[WoWSmirv]

I can see this video going viral, remember the numa numa kid, hahahahaha. Love it cabbie

[HappyCabbie]

@WoWSmirv hopefully it does one day

[sdhadg]

hahaha, this cracks me up. thanks for the laugh

[HappyCabbie]

@sdhadg any time

[Nverdis]

@HappyCabbie If those were stockings, Neph would probably think they're sexy! XD

[WarcraftAzraman]

I touched my penis to this

[phlemdog]

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it today.

[hotlavatube]

Mah balloons make me... look sexy, SEXY! ;-)

still one of my favorites.

[Curas1]

OMG! is this what you have to do to get the chubby chaser crowd going after you ?!

Someone just called me a bear on my latest video WHA! WHA! WHA!

[munchkins1939]

I've been having a bad day er well few weeks. However, your videos make my day a little bit better. Thank you.You're friggin hilarious. :)

[andreastekuratoito]

CADA UNO ES LIBRE DE MANIFESTARSE COMO LE PLAZCA Y ELLO CONLLEVA ACEPTAR LAS OBSERVACIONES POCO AGRADABLES O MENOS CONDESCENDIENTES. ESTE ES EL MEJOR EJEMPLO DE LO QUE PASA CON UNA PERSONA BAJA DE AUTOESTIMA, LLENA DE COMPLEJOS Y CONFUNDIDA. LA OBESIDAD MORBIDA MATA. ME HE DEDICADO A OBSERVAR VARIOS DE SUS VIDEOS Y SIEMPRE VEO LO MISMO, UNA PERSONA ENFERMA HACIENDO GALA DE UNA AFECCIÓN SERIA. ¿A ALGUIEN LE HACE GRACIA OBSERVAR A UNA PERSONA ANOREXICA? - ESTO ES MUY DESAGRADABLE.

[HappyCabbie]

@andreastekuratoito I am not an ill person, and nobody is forcing you to watch these videos. Remember you are the one who sought it out.

[DaniellenShawn]

Ah.. I love your videos so much mi amigo. I can have a bad day and watch your videos and it seems like it gets all better.. well till I have work or school then im like Ugh i need my laptop here to watch some HappyCabbie videos. So thanks and keep up the good work!! (:

[HappyCabbie]

@DaniellenShawn thanks

[parsonman05]

@HappyCabbie I'm unsubscribe until you start to make video that make sense ! What is the point of you acting like stereo type person FAT MAN , i know one person unsubscribing for you don't matter to you but remind this it only takes a spark to get a fire going !!!

[MsCellobass]

ok my comments are not to be taken seriously> I had hinted that I watched the video on how not to get flag and was makinglight of all this!!

[MsCellobass]

man ur crude!! DId anyone flag u for this?? hahahahaha!!

[HappyCabbie]

@MsCellobass A few of these videos have been age restricted such as Mankini Milkshake and my Booty Clap video but so far I have not violated the TOS on this account. I have had 2 videos removed on other accounts though

[Nagneto]

Shoulda sang a Madonna song with those tits.

[xSuicidalxxLovex]

Hahaha!!!! I can't stop watching this!! I find myself singing this song randomly alot lately xDDD

[HappyCabbie]

@xSuicidalxxLovex thanks

[Sahuagin]

Bear Hugger from Super Punch out...except for the disturbing dancing and baloons

[HappyCabbie]

@Sahuagin #LOL

[SunFire1051]

LOL I LOVE this video...and I love you with long hair too... awesomeness

[HappyCabbie]

@SunFire1051 thanks

[pingo934]

You cant have a girlfriend..

[HappyCabbie]

@pingo934 for $50 an hour I can

[molinacandace]

k just a little a lot creepy

[HappyCabbie]

@molinacandace thanks for watching

[silverfox1969]

o.o AHHHH MY EYES BUT I CANT LOOK AWAY!!

[HappyCabbie]

@silverfox1969 ha ha ha.

[wittlerandom]

lol when you sucked the balloon xD just made me laugh, was just priceless lol

[Tammykaate]

okkkkk........ it was gross but something you have to watch D:

[HappyCabbie]

@Tammykaate If you dare, check out the Mankini Milkshake. It can never be unseen.

[hotlavatube]

Reminds me of the Eddie Izzard comedian talking about having one of his artificial boobs burst during flight.

/watch?v=vm-Uzt0jRvU

[P4ZP47Z]

I am both disturbed and enthralled ;D

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you

[TalbertComedy]

Eddie Speghettinipples has found his mortal enemy!

srsly, WTF is wrong wit u?!?! O_O

[HappyCabbie]

Good one

[EvilMouseOfDoom]

Oh god...

[HappyCabbie]

Oh yes

[owchywawa]

I didn't want to watch that, but I just couldn't stop!

[HappyCabbie]

ha ha ha ha

[NBlunierProductions]

sickkkk

[Kratos8265]

Oh my god, it's a white Mr Pregnant.

[HappyCabbie]

Mr Pregnant is a legend.

[mrlowdangle]

cabbie, your a nutter :)

great vid man

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you

[hotlavatube]

Well someone has a case of cabin fever!

[HappyCabbie]

Yes I do

[themattmullner]

this is just strange....

[HappyCabbie]

Strange is what I do

[JaBeautifulLieJ]

lolz happycabbie do you still have some of your painkillers that uve been poppin??? SEE WHAT HAPPENS??? DONT DO THE DRUGS MAN! :) love your videos :D they always make me giggle!

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[BalloonManMikeNC]

Since you are not making balloon twisting videos anymore I am viewing the videos from Bauldytheclown.

[HappyCabbie]

Good to know

[petitwallaby]

Yep! Right in the "What the Smurf" file! Thanks for the uncontrolable giggles!

[HappyCabbie]

Glad you liked it

[Terinigan]

Thank you mate, you put a smile on my depressed face. :)

[HappyCabbie]

You are welcome

[moosher12]

Holy Fluffing fluff I am suffocating of laughter right now!

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it

[mywootgarden]

its strangly awesome... good do

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[GrahamAndFriends]

sexy balloons!

[HappyCabbie]

Thaks

[smiguet]

I tried this the other night, it didn't work very well.I guess I don't have it like the cabbie...:(

[HappyCabbie]

Holy smurf are you serious?

[smiguet]

He could be gay, we arent sure yet..I even sang the my ballons song...LOL. Maybe that was the wrong thing to do..."my balloons, my balloons...."

[quakertownjackass]

Hmm so you think your views like to see you hafe naked danceing with 2 tiity ballons, hmmmmmm

[HappyCabbie]

Yes in fact about a quarter of my audience are gay chubby chasers

[quakertownjackass]

haha are you proud of that?

[quakertownjackass]

haha and i bet they came over from spike bravos channel, i didint go there did i :P

[HappyCabbie]

No most of them subscribed after I made the Mankini Milkshake and then others came along as I made more videos of that style.

[hotlavatube]

For the record, I'm not a chubby chaser.

[quakertownjackass]

What compiled you to make this video?

[HappyCabbie]

I made it because I knew some of my viewers would love it.

[ibrahim1x]

IM UN-SUBSCRIBING

T_T

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[Shinniebutt]

Whoo!! Shake it!! =D

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[barredowl99]

'How to never to do a childrens party again 101'.....lol.

[HappyCabbie]

how true.

[shawnkilledyou]

Damn, you should be a male stripper. Btw, You got so skinny!

[HappyCabbie]

Lets see if Club Chub is hiring?

[isegoria1]

I knew this would be disturbing, now why did I click on it?

[HappyCabbie]

You know you love it.

[blahblahsonMD]

this is slightly disturbing D:

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you

[hotlavatube]

Oh my god, I laughed so hard!

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[HappyCabbie]

thank you

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you

[dannukesem]

I am definitely flagging this video.

[HappyCabbie]

I prefer my flags to be American made. LOL

[Shamanized]

LOLOL HappyCabbie is on a role! XD

[awethum]

Holy crap. Watching this and comparing it to another video like... this... by you, makes me realise you've lost so much weight!

[HappyCabbie]

Just look at any video I made this past summer. It is amazing.

[tstevenpaul]

Cabbie, I'm going to drive out to Mesa and get you to clean up my puke.

O.K. I did look away fast enough but close call.

(Keep up the good work dude)

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[parsnip02]

hahahaha.happycabbie,

that cheered me up mate ^^

josh

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[Delaypat]

AHHHAHAHAH!!!! Thanks, now I need another beer to not remember this...LOL only kidding buddy!!! This was super funny!!

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you

[ismfofbiggestfan]

well cabby, you never ceasse to amaze

that was pure epic in it's rawest form.

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[smiguet]

I need a set of these! :P

[HappyCabbie]

They are very suave

[scarthman]

LOL!!!!! seems like something I would do.

[HappyCabbie]

I actually tried to get the yellow ones to stick to my nipples like they did my nose but no dice. Perhaps if I had some adhesive but I did not have any.

[scarthman]

maybe duct tape? duct tape solves all of life's problems.

[AgentAragorn]

lmao!

[HappyCabbie]

thanks

[hunt3rxwl]

......

[falloutgurl247]

omg are you trying to get on web soup agin things you cant un see lol jk

[HappyCabbie]

who knows

[BulletteKitty]

LOL! Boredom brings out the "What the Smurf!" in all of us. xD

[scarthman]

yah, I know all too much about that.

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Dude...

[HappyCabbie]

Dude

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Dude!

[JediTat]

Somebody was slap happy when they woke up this morning lol...

[HappyCabbie]

Yes I was

[ralasinchains]

GOOD BYE HORSES!!!!!!!!! Equally as disturbing as that scene from Silence of the Lambs....just sayin'

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[TheAgentChaos]

Yeah, Cabbie should totally do a re-inactment of that scene from Silence of the Lambs--it would totally pwn!

[ralasinchains]

The fact that you agree with that statement scares me, but the fact that I would say that would pwn makes me just as insane!

[RomanFightRS]

I hope you closed the curtains or else your neighbours will now think you are a lunatic =)

[HappyCabbie]

Actually the blinds were open to add more light into the room

[Smabe777]

...

[zprime666]

lol thats was very funny nice one, but with that said "O GOD, THE PAIN!!!" lol

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[Shuroku789]

i want w/e hes on...

[HappyCabbie]

I am high on life

[flippincam]

AHH WHERE IS THE MIND BLEACH>!??

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[Sammonoske]

Didn't want to watch.. but i did anyways XD

[HappyCabbie]

thanks for watching

[BioError]

What

The

Fuck!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[HappyCabbie]

What the smurf

[filmbot03]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dude i love it

[HappyCabbie]

thank you

[KrazyRawb]

What did I just watch!? Hahaha

[HappyCabbie]

You can watch it again.

[monsterofvideogames]

damn my eyes hurt and WTF

[HappyCabbie]

Not WTF but What the Smurf

[Guiltyx23]

Happy Cabbie I like your videos but this just made me love you. Besides the fact that you're brave this was just funny. I've been needing a good WTF lately. XD <3

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks glad it made your day.

[Zombissux]

Holly shit that was funny. You and your baloons where would you be without them.

[HappyCabbie]

Topless

[TechTechManTV]

wtf o.O

[HappyCabbie]

thanks

[Shamanized]

MY EYES

[HappyCabbie]

You can always watch it again

[Shamanized]

lol it reminded me of one of those awkward moments when someone is doing something really weird and someone else opens the door and walks in on them. And there's just..a long moment of silence. xD

[Shadoweyes07]

*raises eyebrow* ummmm..okkkkk