Ricky Gervais on AIDS

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[Slaggur]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 *give

[Bogbeast1]

GTA HIV

[jubwervouk]

@Bogbeast1 hahaha that actually split my sides lol

[dontbugit]

"no way"

[cristov2k]

keith ya cunt

[Symons90]

HI KEITH!

[bensimps123]

ricky ALWAYS talks about religion now , its sooo boring .its like a constant repeat.

[BBFCFilmUpdates]

Ricky put this link on Twitter, I was expecting a fat guy ranting about AIDS, not actually Ricky himself.

[superfantastiisch]

Why is the monkey too embarrassed to admit that he's fucking other monkeys?

[FrowningIke]

@superfantastiisch Probably because a chimp is not a monkey.

[superfantastiisch]

@FrowningIke

Damn! I didn't think of that... I always get confused by all the monkey/chimp/ape-stuff because we don't really have that kind of distinction in the German language... (or maybe I'm just not aware of it)

[Tom4Cheese]

Might be fat but atleast he was funny back then.

[bensimps123]

@Tom4Cheese i find since he lost weight he's lost his ability to make funny stuff

[HannahIsBonkers]

Hehe

[anvita99]

I do love following this man on Twitter...

[Dynoste]

GTA IV was the best game ever because it introduced me to Ricky Gervais!!

[markyboy27able]

thumbs up if you are here because of Ricky's tweet

[Kamesterino]

This happened to me too.

[charlie123abc360]

Wats all the talk about gta iv, someone enlighten me? Funny stuff though

[MrHarley8603]

@charlie123abc360 on GTA IV you could goto a comedy club and he was on with this stand up line and few others about fat people and so on.

[blainyrules]

GTA IV for the win.

[LovePeaceLennon22]

Haha i have never seen this one before ricky is hilarious my favourite commedian

[Presidentanus]

I support poop, elect me as president.

[hectormagi3]

19 People were fucking a chimp up the ass >->

[FaptazticSpaztic]

Hahaha GTA IV!

[10INTM]

@birkeja You think about candy when he talks about rhesus monkeys just because they sound the same as Reese's?

[forloveoffilm]

@birkeja In a word: Yes.

[5ooshAshk]

you guys should check out Dave Chappelle's theory on AIDS

[morbus3000]

Bad doctor? I say he is an amazing doc, knowing that someone had Aids when no one had had it before!! :D

[bobek3x]

"no way" :D

[MusicAtStage]

1:54 till 2:19 is no doubt the funniest part XD His imitation is ... no words xD too funny

[soulja187um]

Eddie Griffin did a really similar bit around 10 years ago.

[killie232]

Ricky GervAIDS :D

[viperr3997]

"You gave me aids" "I give u a blow job" "Shh shshhh" "You gave me aids" "Where did i get aids" "from eating monkeys" "I dont eat monkeys" "You were eating them or fucking them" " I WAS EATING THEM"

[matrixofdeath]

Epic :)

[DawnOfTheDead991]

He is right on the mark, those jbs will screw anything warm blooded

[supermunyi]

@DawnOfTheDead991 fuck you

[snajper4141]

Proszę dajcie napisy w języku polskim... Kiepsko kojarzę ze słuchu, a ubóstwiam Rickiego...

[worstenbroodje123]

Fuckin great. ''No way..''

Dutch love this sort of humor!

Gr from Amsterdam.

[captaincomputa]

How does anyone not get Ricky Gervais?

[johnykoop]

@captaincomputa well if toure american

[honeypulse]

Always learning.

[Juppie902]

Rick to chimp: Oy mate, you gave me AIDS !

hahahaha my favorite part from gta iv :D

[Ginnie2view]

always learning

[jheude92]

this is so cool!!! i saw this on GTA IV first before i saw this!!

haha!!

[nonoxynol]

You are all wrong, like everything that exist on Earth, Aids came from our loving, giving creator of the Universe!

[iwasneverhereok]

@nonoxynol lol i really doubt it, it came from fuckin a monkey lol

[neddomac]

@nonoxynol hooray for aids

[johnykoop]

@nonoxynol hahaha what a lovely god!

[Munnchbunnch]

I have aids, they help me around the house, ye know like cleaning away the empty beer cans n stuff, a great help indeed.

[TheFlicka28]

@Munnchbunnch hahahahahahahaha

[ZavCoyote]

This was on GTA IV

Even the exact same movements.

[Anusdhka]

teachers should be like him, i wouldn miss a single word

[Hamgammy]

@jgooth cry moar noob

[Ryandidenow]

@jgooth certain countries can be more open minded to humor due to culture

[MrEgg63]

Another comic genius from England....Cleese, Evrett, B. Jones etc.

[intheTea04]

@MrEgg63 - Don't forget Sessions.

[livardo]

Comedians who've had stand up bits about fucking monkeys: Louis CK, Ricky Gervais and David Chappelle. What's up?

[Kainthemain]

i dont usually like british humour but hes hilarious

[TabarnacosGuy]

I love how he says charity in only 1 syllable

[madeinengland1968]

I like his sketch on cervical cancer where he jokes about women deserving it. Very funny guy. And the one about small kids who are blind with Leukaemia and their hair falling out, funny and highly intellectual stuff indeed! Very talented guy.

[FOOLYCOOLY]

@madeinengland1968 Oh, relax.

[WillFoShizzle]

@madeinengland1968

Lol, I like what you did there :P. I don't really think there's any inherent disrespect in his bits about slightly close to the bone things though.

[cod4isthebest324]

@madeinengland1968 dont like it dont watch it

[madeinengland1968]

Ikkyman, thanks for helping to confirm the stereotype.

[texaspete66]

Is this available on DVD ?

[FangRiide]

Who remembers this on GTA 4?

[Mayhem944]

@FangRiide I do

[FangRiide]

@Mayhem944 Good times... Discovered him while dating Kiki.

[Mayhem944]

@FangRiide The funniest thing was fat people

[RICKOSIKO321]

im named after him woohoo

[ed728i]

if everyone understood british comedy :/ ah well 16 people have aids from shagging chimps...

[madeinengland1968]

It was not spread by someone fucking a chimpanzee. There are about 20 strains, some spread more easily than others by different routes. The subtype that has decimated Africa (the straight variety) that spreads so, so easily is just taking off here. Let's hope he gets it! And also remember to laugh everyone when you, your child or your wife get it, as it is after all a straight disease. What a great British joke I have just cracked!

[madeinengland1968]

What's this then? A new species if dickhead? So easy to use cheap material thst many would find offensive. He has never worked at the terrance Higgins trust, and what is remotely funny about 100 million people being infected with HIV? This is a nasty little man.

[ikkymann]

@madeinengland1968 stfu, aids is funny. 

[rascally5]

this is funny though

[Reb3nga]

Whahah 1:55 look at his acting, simply genious!!!

[jingeshan24]

if only most people could have enough intelligence to understand british humor, what a wonderful world would we had.

[V904T]

The real version

[viking977]

chimps can talk now?

[Willificationify]

@viking977 Its a joke.

[Ravengaurd6]

no...sometimes people eat chimps

[viking977]

i think i prefer dave chappele's take on aids

[Kysen100]

@viking977 lol!

[debunker1]

The thing i like about this is how desperate for sexual contact would you have to be before you'd put your dick in a wild chimpanzees mouth lol

[6spongey98]

"You were eating them or f*cking them"

"I was eating them"

[bigbaby182]

@6spongey98 Best line in anything he's ever done. ahhaha.

[jeslinnet]

The brits have the best sense of stealing the best material.

watch?v=RwLzifO2qd8

[rosielovesgregory]

@jeslinnet jealously is a cruel mistress

[sooperfukker]

does that mean a negroe hast fucked a chimpanse in the ass ??? #FAIL

[sooperfukker]

0:16 did he say GAIDS ? #LOL

[jdstealing2nd08]

Yeah, I saw this before I played GTAIV, when I figured it out, I was lmao.

[kempowest]

I loved this guy in "Invention of Lying." Great movie.

[AnnihilatorCZ]

I was eating them-tastes like chicken!

[sneakitout]

"No way"

[Ihopeyoudietwice]

i got fired for saying this

[cs2sasuke4life]

How can you contract AIDS? It starts as HIV then after sometime it turns into AIDS.

[csqw]

@cs2sasuke4life

It doesn't work well to explain all that for the joke...It's not necessary in the set up.

[Arceupins]

Oh gosh, lmao.

[RyouKachi]

Hey this routine was also used in GTAIV ^^. God I was in hysterics when I saw that.

[sinounchan]

@RyouKachi that's where i first knew who this guy was

[MassiveEgo89]

@RyouKachi What do you mean it was in GTAIV, this is a stand up video comedy, GTAIV is a video game. Where the hell would they, did they put it ?

[RyouKachi]

@MassiveEgo89

There's a comedy club that you can visit, Split Sides I think, where Ricky Gervais voices a comedian there. He used this routine as part of the performance.

[paddieplayer]

@RyouKachi yeaa me to :D i saw this title, 1 : you were butching a chimp and cut yourself or 2 you ... xD

[MrFoxInc]

@RyouKachi

Seriously? Same gags, punchlines and everything? Well, almost everything, I presume. Still: That's sort of interesting and in a way, it made GTA IV a little better for me...

[M7SFH]

The last couple of decades, everything has to be more and more politically correct. Part of the reason we find Ricky's stand-up so great, is that he sticks his neck out and says what everyone wants to hear, even if it's not PC.

I say fuck PC, let's embrace the fact that we're just intelligent apes, and say whatever the hell we feel like. Let's be human.

[rallalia123]

@M7SFH you're a nigger!

[tylertyler82]

But people do say whatever they feel like- that's why the YouTube comments section is a playground for adolescent adults

[UNSEENsniper7]

from eatn monkies ..i dont eat monkies..uwer eithr eatn um or fukn em ..i was eatn em ...hilarious

[Alzerak]

LOL

You gave me aids!

......I gave you a blowjob

one of the best comedians alive

[Stormyweld05]

Ha! I take it the 10 (so far) people who 'disliked' this video are the ones who screw chimps?

[prodigyoftheyear]

His sense of humor is amazing :) I remember asking myself how I could be laughing so hard while watching his comedy sketch on GTA IV :))

[piaaguilos]

it's so cute when he says "No way"

[pkyle90]

Ricky Gervais makes me want to have British friends. but no comedian can be funny enough to make me want to eat British food.

[ROD3891]

Ah the US, the epitomy of gastronomical excellence. Pfff!

I didn't realsise that there was such a thing as an ignorant American!!!!!!!

[pkyle90]

@ROD3891 touche. But there are plenty of ignorant Americans. They call themselves the Tea Party Movement.

[ganks1234]

@pkyle90 No Brit would be friends with u, we have the best food. Stupid yank prolly never been 2 the uk

[Stormyweld05]

@pkyle90 - Coming from the country that came up with sausages in syrup? :)

[animerox1995]

I love Ricky haha he is awesome!

[shitfestinmanly]

The brits have the best sense of humour

[DjBrainwasher]

@shitfestinmanly why because their accents? LOL fuck that, America invented stand up. Carlin, Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks. Give me ONE stand up better than any of them that's a Brit or even compares to the amount of wit besides Gervais. All the brittish have is dry mild humor.

[davidwoodrow79338]

@DjBrainwasher 'Dry mild humour' - have you ever watched Frankie Boyle?!

[shadowperson12]

you've got brits confused with jews

[johnsmith99ify]

@shadowperson12 Jews run England.

[blankplanet]

@johnsmith99ify and muslims fuck it up

[MatHrtxC]

@shitfestinmanly

sir, i do not agree with you statement and i can bring it down with two words.

GEORGE CARLIN.

[zomibekillla]

@shitfestinmanly no im pretty sure hes australion

[ExtremeBogom]

@zomibekillla

Nope He's English.

Why oh why do so many people get these 2 countries mixed up?

[eurisko67]

@ExtremeBogom Because Australia was populated by English criminals? So their accents remained pretty much the same (at least to an outsider)

[ExtremeBogom]

@eurisko67

Nevermind. It's a common mistake.

[Jason310M]

@zomibekillla

Whats an australion? Just curious, new species of lion?

[blobby1972]

@shitfestinmanly we have to , to live here

[stockholder]

Yes, now GFY

[Philx4xFar]

@BogusBoy2121 - The complete opposite - you must have no sense of humour whatsoever to not find Ricky Gervais even remotely funny.

[svarmer]

Philx4xFar @BogusBoy2121· you obviously lack the ability to laugh if you dont find Ricky funny. good luck too ya

[9fifty5]

Thats cos it tastes like a combination of fizzy junkies piss and aspartame.

[park17]

Find it funny... no one in Australia actually drinks Fosters.

[maxpower421]

He drinks one on stage in the US aswell.

[GretnaBlast]

Drinking a beer out of a can onstage, who says the Brits are too elitist?

[YasminX92X]

is going to see ricky in april at wembly arena so looking forward to it

[19Floe95]

this material is used in GTA IV. Ricky is soo genius!

[billheartyface]

An intensifier?? on "genius" ?...You've got to be kidding. If you only knew how stupid "soo genius" sounded.

[HamerD]

nothing better than his face at the end 'I was eating em'

[beardly01]

They recently proved HIV/AIDS isn't a recent occurrence, but is actually an old virus that has really spread like wild fire through humans.

[woahzombies]

what if you were the very first person to get AIDS, would you refrain from sex for your entire life to ensure that no one else ever gets the disease? (that question is directed to anyone)

[autumn999]

well I'd wear condoms but if me being abstinent stopped the whole aids epidemic then fuck yeah. I'd just get a hella load of porn.

[Lockhart2000]

Well yes, of course.

[ahawhatever19]

"...and that's what happened" LMAO

[supercrevolution]

Drinking a Fosters? YUCK --- And I'm an Aussie.. NO ONE IS AUSTRALIA DRINKS FOSTERS.

[retoxe]

yh but he's british and we british we'll drink anything

[supercrevolution]

haha fair enough!

[RayS696]

@retoxe

and that is why i love your country,pal.

[miguyuguyerT3X]

@retoxe eat anything too

[RayS696]

@supercrevolution

he's english,not australian.

[supercrevolution]

@Rays686

No shit, Sherlock.  I said I'M Australia (if you read what I wrote)

[RayS696]

@supercrevolution

still,if the guys fucking english,who gives a shit what do you drink in australia?

[supercrevolution]

relax dude.  We have some pretty good beer, but not as good as the Europeans. Cheers. I'm enjoying a nice cold one now.

[mavinajfan]

Every time I watch this I always think about the bit in the Office when David Brent goes,"Who says famine has to be depressing?"

[Aquaboy99]

this one was in GTA4 ^^

[taiko78]

Fosters beer? No Aussies drink that. We just export it.

[azmanntoz]

we don't even export it. It gets brewed by other companies overseas.

[supercrevolution]

@azmanntoz

Fosters and XXXX are our worst beers, followed by VB

[deedubya286]

I wondered why I couldn't find it when I was there.

[KingTiger206]

THIS IS ON GRAND THEFT AUTO 4

[jsingleton03]

the way ricky acts out these scenarios is genius!

[MattySTFC]

no waay

[DejectedPanda]

Has he slimmed down?

[daka001]

"chop choppy chimpy finger " lolol

[teebeeman]

this guy is FUNNNY!!!

[texaspete66]

I love it when he acts out scenarios to illustrate his point - like the doctor telling the guy he is the first person to coact Aids sketch. Brilliant ! He would make a fantastic school teacher, you just know you would always turn up to his lessons (regardless of the subject.) You just know it. Respect to Ricky

[PbxGriffin]

I was eating them xD

[supervixen404]

this clip here, used in Gta 4 is my favorite. -when he kicks the pretend chimp, " hey, you gave me aids!" lol

[Scyfersythe]

This dude is the shit.

[itnt445]

lol, "i was eatin' em"

[werewolflova]

LMAO Dis guy is amazing i like da 1 about fat ppl from GTA iv

HE IS DA ONE ON GTA IV XDDDDD