Holy shit, can't a motherfucker just be fucking funny without all these drippy goddamn cunts talking fucking endlessly about how he doesn't fucking cuss? Fuck all y'all assholes who worry more about cursing than fucking content.
@TheRedwater357 Nah, the cussing was the point. I just got sick of all the people going on about how he's "clean", and decided to see how many different curse words I could fit into a comment and still contain an actual message! But it was really just a vessel to hold all the "fucks".
Brian: "To whom it may concern, I am not Mr. Yo Yo. I am sending you this notification as a courtesy to alert you to the fact that you have not reached the individual with whom you wish to communicate. Good luck in all of your future endeavors and god speed..."
@superjacob64 Why do u have to repeat what he said. We heard what he said dumbass. The whole thing is funny if we didnt think so then we wouldnt watch the video
The only problem with this is that Brian really makes facial expressions and movements a part of his routine, so we're missing out on a lot with only the audio. But it's still amazing.
He never actually advertises himself as a "clean" comic. He just prefers jokes like that. If you do some youtube searching you can find him on a radio talk show which refers to his "clean" act.
For the people who are obsessed with the fact that he doesn't swear: once you develop a real sense of humor, you'll realize that there's room for all types in stand-up comedy. Hopefully he will be step one for you. He's a fine comic in his own right but it doesn't make him more special to not swear.
The part about his kids made me think of we are marshal, "son, dont, don't don't put that in ur mouth. Oh is he gonna put it in his pants, yeah he's gonna put it in his pants. Son don't put it in ur pants!
LOVE the beginning. He's so witty. I'm sure he probably thought up the double backflip joke a long time before the act, but he made it sound spontaneous. I feel like I missed him doing a double backflip.
@WritingBlind Now im pissed i said it... Hey everyone who disliked this video un dislike it ill remove my comment if it makes a difference you douchebags haha
Sad thing is, I actually HAVE had to say that to one of my friends...Let's call her Jessica, for the sake of not revealing who did it. "Jessica, stop balancing your fruit juice between your chest and the table..." *sigh* High School conversations...how I miss thee...
@levihambrick haha i have to agree, even though i cuss in my music for emphasis [i should probably think of a better way to emphasize lol], this way i can listen to/watch brian regan with my family
you people act like you can just throw "fuck" around and kill. so many people think that 'dirty' comedians arent as funny & that anyone can get a laugh with those words- you do it then. you have shit damn and fuck. make me laugh
language has nothing to do with how funny someone is. its completely irrelevant
brian actually hates being known as 'the clean comedian'
he even joked about doing a show with a giant FUCK in the background to shut some people up
@matrixphijr because thats his style of comedy. different comedians write in different styles, this is just what works best for him. he doesnt want to change his comedy style or his persona, hes been doing it for more than 20 years- and he couldnt even if he wanted to because hes already made a career out of it.
what he doesnt like are the idiots who label him as the clean comedian- when in reality hes alot more than that- and just pointed out how clean he is is retarded an shallow
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n Obviously. But if cursing is irrelevant to the actual comedic value, as you say, why would anyone use it? You answered that yourself, I'm just pointing out the contradiction. It does matter. So I have the utmost respect for someone like Regan who can do it without cursing.
Personally, I don't see how being labeled as a clean comedian is insulting, or how you know Brian hates it. I've heard him curse, yeah, but I think he must be very proud of what he does, or he wouldn't do it.
@matrixphijr people curse because thats how they talk. if someones getting angry on stage and need a strong word they curse- can you imagine a great comic like carlin or attell or louie being squeeky clean? it would look rediculous! inversely can you imagine someone like brian really cursing? it just wouldnt fit his style so he doesnt do it- and it wouldnt be as good. its all about context
maybe 'hate' is a strong word- but he has stated in interviews that it does get on his nerves
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MrDeaconDude 23 hours ago
Whenever somebody says something and they mumble or i didn't hear them i am going to say, "Did you say Chicken Musket??"
mexiborg2 4 days ago
"chicken musket"....almost peed my pants!
AnitaLovesBobby 1 week ago
HOLY SHIT! i cant believe he really did a double backflip!
Blitzkrieg1012 1 week ago
Best hour and two minutes of my day :)
yatiis 1 week ago 3
Holy shit, can't a motherfucker just be fucking funny without all these drippy goddamn cunts talking fucking endlessly about how he doesn't fucking cuss? Fuck all y'all assholes who worry more about cursing than fucking content.
existenceisrelative 2 weeks ago
@existenceisrelative Well, I don't think you needed to cuss quite that much to make your point. o_o
TheRedwater357 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@TheRedwater357 Nah, the cussing was the point. I just got sick of all the people going on about how he's "clean", and decided to see how many different curse words I could fit into a comment and still contain an actual message! But it was really just a vessel to hold all the "fucks".
existenceisrelative 1 week ago
Random guy: "yo yo we clubbin' 2nite?"
Brian: "To whom it may concern, I am not Mr. Yo Yo. I am sending you this notification as a courtesy to alert you to the fact that you have not reached the individual with whom you wish to communicate. Good luck in all of your future endeavors and god speed..."
LMAO
superjacob64 2 weeks ago
@superjacob64 Why do u have to repeat what he said. We heard what he said dumbass. The whole thing is funny if we didnt think so then we wouldnt watch the video
MrDeaconDude 1 day ago
The only problem with this is that Brian really makes facial expressions and movements a part of his routine, so we're missing out on a lot with only the audio. But it's still amazing.
m1l3spr0w3r77 2 weeks ago
This man always makes me smile! I'm so happy to hear some new stuff from him!! :D
Taxmansgirl 2 weeks ago
One of the best of our generation.
Zippits 3 weeks ago
He never actually advertises himself as a "clean" comic. He just prefers jokes like that. If you do some youtube searching you can find him on a radio talk show which refers to his "clean" act.
BeepItsSean 3 weeks ago
@BeepItsSean Actually if you're too lazy to search it, here it is. /watch?v=6wZAmu3Ux3I
BeepItsSean 3 weeks ago
"This joke ain't gonna make it onto the CD, unless I do something drastic!" :D
eurozone69 3 weeks ago
5 People didn't get the "Model Prisoner" award. :P XD
BagpipeHeadache16 3 weeks ago
brian regan needs to admit he's a comedy hero :D
trentguevremont 4 weeks ago
you lose 20 calories everytime you laugh,, i just lost 60 pounds...
2beaglelover 4 weeks ago
For the people who are obsessed with the fact that he doesn't swear: once you develop a real sense of humor, you'll realize that there's room for all types in stand-up comedy. Hopefully he will be step one for you. He's a fine comic in his own right but it doesn't make him more special to not swear.
TranceEuropeExpress 1 month ago
How would I like that black coffee??????" me: "medium rare XD (like sirloin) XD
noahnynja88 1 month ago
I don't mind that he doesn't swear, his shit is still fucking funny!
jdm1066 1 month ago
I wish I could see him do the handstand
noahnynja88 1 month ago
....did he actually do the doubleback flip?
Cookieparts 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The part about his kids made me think of we are marshal, "son, dont, don't don't put that in ur mouth. Oh is he gonna put it in his pants, yeah he's gonna put it in his pants. Son don't put it in ur pants!
phillipscuz 1 month ago
Lol he's so stupid but sooooooo funny
phillipscuz 1 month ago
funny stuff
ymibwm 1 month ago
21:45 I can't get past this without pausing to laugh, HARD.
DioDinero 1 month ago
@barbaro267 Toatally random on the horses part even though I like horsees XD
noahnynja88 1 month ago
haha "did you say vampire?" "MANSLAUGHTER!" "I feel like I'm back at the hearing test!"
barbaro267 1 month ago
is that horse race on youtube? I'd like to see it ^_^
barbaro267 1 month ago
@barbaro267 Yes, yes it is
DioDinero 1 month ago
Bout to go into an hour of non stop laughing can't breath need mouth to mouth by my gf halariousness
noahnynja88 1 month ago
awesome vid. brian is a beast. godspeed
base42mc 1 month ago
epic! thanks for the upload!
odiumimbues 1 month ago
I love this guy. One of the funniest comedians ever.....
joe08867 1 month ago 2
LOVE the beginning. He's so witty. I'm sure he probably thought up the double backflip joke a long time before the act, but he made it sound spontaneous. I feel like I missed him doing a double backflip.
matrixphijr 1 month ago
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!
catapalego 1 month ago
Best. Hour. Of. My. Life.
Levitaterman 1 month ago
i saw him 2 days ago it was awesome
00Revelation 1 month ago
3 people barf cause they lie
SuperRyanpierce 1 month ago
"I'm goin' to do a backflip. WOOTOOWOOTOOTA!!!"
VanishedDecoy 1 month ago
3 people joke here.
Dafluffy1 1 month ago
3 people have chicken muskets?
SaintAndyBenson 1 month ago 5
3 people urinate too frequently.
alexlemke 2 months ago 3
you sir, are EPIC. Thank you!
j2cool200x 2 months ago
Thanks for uploading :D He's such a cutie.
vampires18 2 months ago
2 people must've had firecrackers go off in their ears.
afternoondliter 2 months ago 5
Most consistently funny comedian out there.
afternoondliter 2 months ago
he is so damn funny!!!
surgedeb 2 months ago
back lip flab dib dip da!!! XS
xtraceXbleedsXmusicx 2 months ago
i saw this live in San Diego and i have never laughed so hard in my life!
Super223777 2 months ago
Whoa! Did you see that backflip thing!?
typhlosion1012345 3 months ago
he is funny without cussing, like TOBUSCUS... they r awsome
DeadNightmare777 3 months ago 11
Like if you sat threw and laughed your ass off =D [like]
Foxshippo4Ever 3 months ago
Thanks for posting! That was great.
laurel2476 3 months ago
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!1 ARE THOSE BALOONS?!?!?!??!!?
Neurotripsicks 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Thats Right No Dislikes :)
IisEducated 3 months ago
@IisEducated you HAD to say it, didnt you...lmfao one thing ive learned is that when you say it, people dislike just to be a-holes.
WritingBlind 3 months ago 44
@WritingBlind Now im pissed i said it... Hey everyone who disliked this video un dislike it ill remove my comment if it makes a difference you douchebags haha
IisEducated 2 months ago
@WritingBlind *dislikes this comment* XD just kidding
RadioZombieX 1 month ago
@WritingBlind Which means that we know they were being a-holes. Which means they don't count.
In life.
matrixphijr 1 month ago
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doomsy 3 weeks ago
@WritingBlind I love regan, but him saying that makes me want to dislike it.
doomsy 3 weeks ago
@WritingBlind I "liked" it. Now how do I "love" it? Thanks for the upload!!!
Mike29595 3 weeks ago
@IisEducated your name should be uneducated.
MRiLEGACY 1 month ago
Take THAT dane cook
xKitsuxOokamix 3 months ago 3
Sad thing is, I actually HAVE had to say that to one of my friends...Let's call her Jessica, for the sake of not revealing who did it. "Jessica, stop balancing your fruit juice between your chest and the table..." *sigh* High School conversations...how I miss thee...
rentheadangelcollins 3 months ago
He's like the one comedian who doesn't cuss. I love it.
levihambrick 3 months ago 47
@levihambrick haha i have to agree, even though i cuss in my music for emphasis [i should probably think of a better way to emphasize lol], this way i can listen to/watch brian regan with my family
WritingBlind 3 months ago 12
@WritingBlind LOL!! Yeah, you should probably find a better way to emphasize pronto! :)
Harbinger965 2 weeks ago
@WritingBlind Ironic. His last name is Regan, and he doesn't cuss. x)
RedSnyder141 1 week ago 2
@levihambrick wow, what an original comment...never read that anywhere else....fucking brilliant.
pretorious700 3 months ago
@levihambrick what a fucking original goddamn comment
pretorious700 3 weeks ago
@pretorious700 Thanks, man. Thanks for tearing me down (using profanity, I may add), simply because I was praising Brian Regan for his talent.
Way to go.
levihambrick 3 weeks ago
@levihambrick yeah i know, right? that guy's a jerk
WritingBlind 3 weeks ago
@levihambrick Absolutely!!! Great Comedian!!!
Harbinger965 2 weeks ago
Who needs cuss words to be funny? Not him, of course.
YouDontKnowMe1623 3 months ago 50
@YouDontKnowMe1623
you people act like you can just throw "fuck" around and kill. so many people think that 'dirty' comedians arent as funny & that anyone can get a laugh with those words- you do it then. you have shit damn and fuck. make me laugh
language has nothing to do with how funny someone is. its completely irrelevant
brian actually hates being known as 'the clean comedian'
he even joked about doing a show with a giant FUCK in the background to shut some people up
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 month ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n Then why use it?
matrixphijr 1 month ago
@matrixphijr because thats his style of comedy. different comedians write in different styles, this is just what works best for him. he doesnt want to change his comedy style or his persona, hes been doing it for more than 20 years- and he couldnt even if he wanted to because hes already made a career out of it.
what he doesnt like are the idiots who label him as the clean comedian- when in reality hes alot more than that- and just pointed out how clean he is is retarded an shallow
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 month ago
@JaCkMiChEaLs0n Obviously. But if cursing is irrelevant to the actual comedic value, as you say, why would anyone use it? You answered that yourself, I'm just pointing out the contradiction. It does matter. So I have the utmost respect for someone like Regan who can do it without cursing.
Personally, I don't see how being labeled as a clean comedian is insulting, or how you know Brian hates it. I've heard him curse, yeah, but I think he must be very proud of what he does, or he wouldn't do it.
matrixphijr 1 month ago
@matrixphijr people curse because thats how they talk. if someones getting angry on stage and need a strong word they curse- can you imagine a great comic like carlin or attell or louie being squeeky clean? it would look rediculous! inversely can you imagine someone like brian really cursing? it just wouldnt fit his style so he doesnt do it- and it wouldnt be as good. its all about context
maybe 'hate' is a strong word- but he has stated in interviews that it does get on his nerves
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 month ago
I have been searching for this for forever thanks
mtbdude562 3 months ago
You, sir, are awesome!
DSoverPSP 3 months ago
Thanks for full length and not 8 million parts
XboxVidsToday 4 months ago
thank you mate ...thank you so much for uploading this
ebbotube 4 months ago 21
@ebbotube lol no problem
WritingBlind 4 months ago 6