You Think We Have Penguins?- I Think You're Stupid

[xcilledenseje]

chill

[Mazhai90]

People talk this..people talk that...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU MOFOS TALK ABOUT! GET A LIFE FUCKING RETARDS!

[LordOfNothingreally]

Actually, you CAN dig from one spot on the Earth to the exact opposite spot on the other side, but only in certain places. Those spots are called "antipodes". However I am fairly sure it would cost more to tunnel clear through the Earth, than buying two plane tickets. And then there is the problem of...you know...tunneling through Earth's molten core. But I'm sure you've got this all figured out...Even if you dont, your still cute, so somebody else'll figure it out for you...Like me...D'oh!

[edwin768]

dude are you like rich

[asifsmartie]

wish i could go

lol

xxx

[orchidz2]

Lol were the same we cant eat with just regular forks and knifes

[nndsmc]

what do you do for a living?

[monsieurspanky]

dig dig dig!

[HazelnessJohn07]

I've been to japan before, and I flew in an airplane... though digging sounds intersting!! lol

And them Chinese Chopsticks, THEY ARE EASY TO USE =D

But I don't use them that much now, last time I ate with them, haha, me and my friends were in MickieD's, and we brought our own chopsticks, anyways, I picked up a burger with them (i know, i know, it was stupid) and then the burger like, as soon as I got it to my mouth... it dropped onto my clothes.. HAHA

It was hilarious

[edrush001]

i've tried and tried and tried and i still can't eat with sticks, hey, i'm the clumbsy one ! :P

[dosenpfaendle]

It's fun to eat with sticks! At least in the beginning... Took me like 2 hours to finish my dinner! But HEY it was fun!

Now I'm quite fast with 'em.

[Eemma]

exactly :D

[kwrkrlz]

Chuck Norris dug to China a few times I heard...

[upgrademan12]

>.< and I heared I dug to the middle of the earth a few times =)

[ezrakudo]

I especially liked the pointing at the camera that took place in this video! ~ ezra

[man0z]

haha, nice vid, you're a cutie too but that's probably like the gazillionth time you've heard that.

[azumimm]

You rock hun

[kinglonewolf104]

nice video. hehe :)

[sdfdgd]

lol i love that scen where ur 'digging to china'!

[sdfdgd]

wow this was posted on my b'day! yay!

[jmpmo03]

you know what would make youtube really successful? The option to connect with any chick that posted her video on youtube. Materialize in her bedroom, and rape her. God, that would be cool. Anyways, on to the video, umm very nice I liked it. Sorry for that, I get sidetracked sometimes. Good luck in China.

[Vner]

hum hum...

[Eemma]

Wow, you seem really smart!

[Kakihara1983]

Hi I like the way you make video's, it looks so funny by the way you cut them.

Have already digged yourself to China? Ooh and have you visite Shanghai already? I wanna know more about it because I want too visit China also.

Regards from the Netherlands,

Roy aka Kakihara ^^

[Eemma]

Thank you so much :D I made my way all the way to China and back! ^^ And will be posting videos shortly!!

[Kakihara1983]

Ni hau! and Welcome back!!! ^^

I Subscibed myself to your video profile to keep in touch with your latest video uploads.

Roy (The Netherlands)

[zedleppelinX]

gahh china in some places is soo dirty.

so is taiwan.

but i still love it.

[Cattversion1]

You like to catergorise people don't you?

[cladue07]

i just started watching your videos today and i found that they're very interesting...lol yur pretty funny and handy with that camera keep posting vids

[Eemma]

Hehe thanks!! :)

[fireblossom559]

Wow...you've got a cool voice. Where are you from?

[Eemma]

Sweden :)

[greenteakilling]

Ah, cute videos as always! Have fun in Shanghai! ^.^

[gabrielhsu]

whre u were going to was whre i was from:)

[Smokie181]

=D sweet China would be trip and a half. Hope you have the time of your life. You on your pilgrimage? lol j/k. Cool vid. The way they prioritize their customs, makes them a very eligant and focused race. I would love to goto Japan, China, Brazil or Italy. Im half Japanese and Italian so would love to get a little more involved with my ethnic background. Anyways..keep us updated. Love to see more from you.

[Eemma]

I can't want! :D Really? I would loooove to go to Japan! :D

[orbvious]

That is so exciting Eemma. I know you will have a fantastic time and yes I am very jealous. That is one place I haven't been that I would really love to visit. Good luck and stay safe. You realise you will be just that little bit closer to me :)

[boblebob]

i heard that china censor the content you can view on the web,they screen every email and msn stuff so i dunno how much you will be ablle to do from over there

[zedleppelinX]

north korea, you mean?

[boblebob]

i dunno about n korea but china do it as well

[boblebob]

coolio,chopsticks are easy come to uk and i will cook for you :)

[dinnerandashow]

china is not so formal anymore.

there was a time when seeing a westerner chop, cut and jab at their food on the table with knives and forks was considered barbaric, but that went out with the financial/technological collapse of china and the introduction of american tv. just one thing... china is getting a bit concerned with white males going to asia to have sex with children.. so if ur traveling with a white male frie3nd just make sure he doesn't wander into the red light district.

[acurajustin]

Where were you when I was your age?

Oh yeah... Gradeschool...

[jennifernew21]

Jag vill komma!! I'll help you dig:)

[Eemma]

Join me! :D

[MonstaMan3366]

You're too cute and creative.

[pizzelle2]

I am envious of pretty Swedish BITCHES. Please teach me your ways. :(

[j1paz]

Are you going to post to Youtube from China? That would be cool to see your posts from different locations

[dadhiltonmps]

1.20.07

Hey! Where are you?

"cat"

[mets123456]

I am here! Where did you go? LV? I'm in your crew over there :)

[mctorto]

You're wonderfull!!!

[Pogost1ck]

No prob, just transfer $5 to .... ;)

Anyways, you're from sweden... howcome you don't have an accent?

[johnnyians]

chopsticks? haha, i'm really sure they'll have regular fork and knife and spoon. although. you prob have trouble using the fork and knife, so yer still left with the spoon *plays victorious music*!

[Eemma]

lol I'm bringing my own knife and fork =P

[rdiggity1]

you're gong to end up hostage in a factory making NIKE's for 10 cents a day

[sile2005]

Hey so like what's going on?we should go out sometimes....i'l cheat on you! ;)

[Pogost1ck]

P.S.

I forgot to calculate the ticket price reduction for on a plane...

Can't be bothered I guess.

[Pogost1ck]

Assuming that a trip around the world would be 40.000 kilometres, cutting straight through the earth, you would be saving 7267.6 kilometres if you want to go to the other side of the earth!

Just thought i'd let you know.

[Eemma]

ouh, thanks for that!

[dasilva94]

Just be careful with the digging or you'll end up in Auckland, Kiwiland. But on the plus side the skiing is good on the south island!

[samster13]

You really don't have penguins?? I am disappointed. Perhaps you can find one in Shangahi. Bon voyage!

[Eemma]

I'll keep my eyes open!

[Zea107]

I really really hope you're being very sarcastic.

[vivelesmaultaschen]

I advise you to visit Zhouzhuang near Shanghai. This village is often compared to Venezia. And you can buy many inexpensive things there.

[933K]

I'm glad you gave up the dig! The antipode to Shanghai, China is Buenos Aires, Argentina! If you tunneled through the earth you'd end up in the middle of an ocean somewhere! And then of course the water would leak though and everyone would get angry and it would be this whole big international media circus, etc etc. Yes, you're much better off just flying.

[wowJhil]

Why Shanghai? It's a big business city right?

Själv skulle jag nog ha valt något annat ställe faktiskt, där man får se mer av gamla arv och kultur. Nåja, trevlig resa!

[Eemma]

hehe, shanghai är mkt mer än så :)

[wowJhil]

Ja du har förståss rätt :)

[donald347]

Ah, Eemma? EVERYONE likes to wear weird hats! :D

[djdevo]

Yay! Shanghai. Don't forget to see the Kangaroos!

er.. no, wrong continent.... PANDAS! :)

[barryvonk]

I hope you have fun there. a fact is that men in china have little tinky binkies, but i on the other hand ;). There is a possibility i will go to South Korea for a year or two. They want to make a tunnel there, and we are specialised in that kind of job. So we hope to get the job, and i want to be one of the people that is going. Be careful and i hope you make a few cool vids there.

[Eemma]

little tinky binkies?! :|

[barryvonk]

Sorry, stupid joke. My sincerest apologies. Hope you have Fun!!

[Eemma]

damn, i thought you were beeing serious. Now i'm disappointed.

[EddiesUniverse]

China and Japan sucks, I hate those countries, and I have good reasons too.

anyway

Be safe, and be careful about what you eat there.

[Eemma]

thanks :) I wouldn't know if they suck, will have to find out myself :)

[EddiesUniverse]

Your welcome, and for the reasons I think they suck, you may never find out about them by going there, it depends, but yea I would tell you why I dislike those countries, but it's all upsetting, and I wouldn't want to upset you, or make it so you don't want to go there.

Sorry for the run-on sentence, it just seems to be my style, lol.

[cmahfuz]

Nice to come back from a busy week and find your videos Emma. Stop having too much fun with that new cam.. im gonna have to step my video-quality game up! =o

-Mahfuz

[Eemma]

I've barley used it yet! Don't hit me!

[DeXimE]

China will be the perfect opportunity :)

[pzottolo]

you can totally dig to china. i've done it. you have to go around the moon and hang a left at jupiter, and it takes awhile, but you can do it. save your flight money.

[Eemma]

that would maybe be something! *starts to work out a plan*

[afflaf]

great vid hun! :D gonna miss you when I leave! :P

[mets123456]

Loved the new intro (Chinese rugrats style) :) That's soooo cool that you are going to Shanghai, I would love to see a slideshow of pics, or video, whatever you decide to do. Glad to be aboard! :D

[Eemma]

Pics? Videos people! V-I-D-E-O-S!

[mets123456]

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry :) You a cheerleader? give me a V...give me an I... D.. etc, etc =P

[P102AB]

Yikes, I'm one of the dummies that thought there was polar bears and penguins in Sweden. Guess I'm not worthy to be in the Eemma fanclub :[

[Eemma]

Awe, no :) If it's to any comfort- you're not the only one! =P

[P102AB]

Thanks Eemma, I feel better now :D

[DeXimE]

WTF? You made a new video and didn't even bother to tell me huh? Bah, now who dumped who? ;P I told you you would come up with something, and as usual it's damn good again - lol @ digging :D And yes, I'm so gona go with you, my bags are packed allready! ;P

[Eemma]

I'll pick you up at the airport then!

[DeXimE]

Roger that! ^^

[Njordx]

Have a nice trip :) Whats the capital city of Sweden? Not Norway, thats for sure! :p

[IRTheBorg]

Another great video Eemma! 5/5 ;) Keep hamester in line now! -Larry

[HallOfFame2006]

höhö har sett flera filmer på youtube av dig & förns nu inser jag att du är svensk hahaa :D

Trodde du va Amerikan, bra jobbat av mig där.

Keep it up Eemma!

[Eemma]

Me is svensk! ^^

[zilali]

Again great video eemma. I'm going travelling in a few months and its a toss up between north africa and asia so your videos of China may influence my decision.

[SirIsaacNewton]

I grew up eating with chopsticks..If you're not careful, you get cramps in your fingers...heh, heh. Meow!!

[Larkall]

I am sure they have lots of penguins in China!

[Eemma]

i bet they're cheap!

[Larkall]

If you save up maybe you can afford some penguins!!

[bizarreguy]

lol emma, I think I can say postively that they'll love gorgeous swedish girls in china. You can prolly write your own ticket there and get change back...hehe luv ya

[adriennemarie092]

You should watch the movie "Brokedown Palace" before you go. it's a good movie and it gives some insight into this.

plus it has claire danes in it!

[Njordx]

lookin' forward to the china video :)

[Hanscel]

Why are you going to Shanghai?

[hadrians]

have fun =D

[Machination1]

Be careful not to get scammed.

They'll target you because you look like a foreigner.

Other than that, have fun!

[Eemma]

"..because you look like a foreigner." What! I don't look like a foreigner!

[Esdrasreis]

when will you marry me?

[marvelb0y]

What?? You don't have penguins? Please tell me there are at least polar bears. I think in China everyone owns a panda.

[Eemma]

"I think in China everyone owns a panda." Oh, i forgot about that one.. I've heard that too.

[buzzboid]

I'm going to Shanghai later this year, so its going to be cool to see how you get on there - can't wait! :)

[net12345]

Here in Milano (Italy) we have a lot of penguins on streets...off course...

Now I have two penguins in my home! but I want one polar bear!;)

[tr0llio]

have a great trip! hope you find some penguins in shanghai :P

[SixT9Elky]

As skinny as you are, I'm not even sure you eat at all. Have a safe trip and hopefully we'll get to see some via youtube video. Laterz

[Eemma]

Now i don't like you anymore.

[SixT9Elky]

Well, I guess I deserve that remark. However, in my defense, you are thin. I still stand by my best wishes for your trip though. Laterz.

[thescientist002]

yes, us chinese people are quite smart. And yes, we do use sticks to eat. But do we always dress in tinfoil?? hmmm...maybe on tuesdays. Tuesdays are tinfoil day in China :)

[Eemma]

lol what do you do on tinfoil day? =P

[thescientist002]

Tinfoil day means that it is mandatory to wear one piece of tinfoil no matter where you wear it. Tinfoil glasses, tinfoil earrings, tinfoil boots...very popular amongst the kids. Tinfoil underwear?! now we're talking! hehe

[j1paz]

I bet you would have to careful about static if you were wearing tinfiol underpants hehehehe - Ouch!

[dasilva94]

Yep, and those American mind control rays are deflected by the tin-foil ;)

[Uskyld]

I hope you have loads of fun!!!!

[slander23]

yayayayayayyyyy!

[pongman]

Wow that sounds like a great trip! But I thought China was closed during Chinese New Year? Chinese New Year starts in mid February and the celebration last for about a month. The businesses are all closed during the holiday. lol...you can't get anything in China during this holiday...lol

[pauldonald]

Chinese New Year — Date: 29 January - 30 January

[Eemma]

I leave in the end of feb, so i just miss it!

[dasilva94]

I just signed up for an evening class in Russian, maybe I should sign up for Mandarin too, so we could talk about China ;)

[mentalemma]

hope u have a great trip and lookin 4ward to sum footage :D

[kenrg]

I'm going with you? Great! I'll start digging my hole right now.... meet you there...

[Eemma]

I bet i'll get there before you!

[rottenlemons]

nice have a safe trip

[DeviantNick]

thats was awsome....dig that hole girl

[rp1000]

lol, col vid, i am sill going to make that video for you!!

[albertabadboy22]

hah- Good Luck on ur adventure (o;

[jenovia]

Yay! I'll be looking forward to it

[periurban]

We do have Haggis' though. Legs shorter on one side than the other for running around mountain tops. Really.

[Eemma]

See! I'v always thought that! Now i know for sure!

[curbaxx]

i loved ur shovel... greatest ever seen !!!

be prepared for censorship... (china) !!!

[esangelo]

eemma :) håper du har det kult på ferie :D

[chaotic264]

Have a wonderful vacation. Will you be there for Chinese New Year?

[Eemma]

thanks :) Naah, i think i miss it by just a week or something..

[ChristopherMarlowe]

Since I am going with you, can we go to France instead? Also, if you dig a hole far enough, you end up in Texas, not China.

[Eemma]

Outside europe!!

[Chilldogg]

There was a strange noise coming from the ground under my house last night. Please stop digging... lol

[Eemma]

woho, it IS working then!

[milosincarne]

dont eat any meat if youre not sure what it is. that is my only advice. how long are you going for? are you travelling around? have a great time, we will all miss you.

[Eemma]

haha thanks for the advice :) Probably only shanghai since a relative livs there. Will be gone for about 2½ weeks ^^

[Kcalorin]

Åhh haha jag kommenterar FÖRST av både Samster, Met123456, Desime och alla andra av värde hahaha. I am SOOOO gooooood ;-) And faaaast hihi! Shanghai? Sounds good!! Vad ska du göra där?

[Eemma]

woho! :D hahha det krävs SKILLZ för att komma före dom =P

[Kcalorin]

Jo jag har förstått det... därför tycker jag att jag e bäst just nu ;P haha. Hoppas du får trevligt där! =)

[xgobobeanx]

ooh how exciting! who are you going with?

[Annaconda1984]

(-: you can post that as a video response to the vp journey thing (-: it might get you even more hits

yeeeeeeeeeeey youre back

[3litepker]

I love, i love, i loves...your videos lmao you're so funny and i'm glad i'm going to shanghai with you lol.

sara x

[geronerikson165]

I'm glad to hear that I'm going with you. I would like to go. I'm looking forward to see those videos. why are you going to Shanghai?

[bhutaneseguy]

LOL funny videp

[eenish]

Good luck on your trip to China. :]

[YourLocaliPod]

I cant wait to see footage of your in china, I hope you have watched 'Rush Hour 2' haha =p

[RMKmedia]

Yeah!!! I'm going to join Emma on het trip to China! :D

Emma, will you pick me up at Amsterdam Airport please?

[By the way, when you start to dig a hole in Sweden trough the center of the earth you will end in Antartica ;P]

[Idjet]

Yay China! & you're taking with us too, great! Have a good trip =)

[mj44781]

why is she going to china?

[Eemma]

Oh, it's just a regular business trip..

[brignoni68]

Very cute! Can't wait! I've been to Hong Kong and that was a fantastic time. Hope the mainland is just as fun!Cheers!

[Toxicweed]

Sounds like fun

[rextangle]

Have a great trip, you're gonna love it. But why are you going there? What's up with penguins anyway? lol

[Eemma]

Alot of people outside europe think we have penguins and polar bears in sweden.. i'm just kinda responding back in a just as stupid way.

I'm going there on a vacation ^^ With some relatives! :D

[MasterMeatMan]

A lot of people think that about Canada too. Here in Canada we know the truth about Sweden... that all the stores and restaurants are Ikea and your national anthem was written by ABBA ;-)

[Eemma]

hahah :D

[rextangle]

I see... just like people think that we have buffalo and wolves in Colorado. Wait... we do! Have a fun and loooong trip!

[AnnaLuvsMe]

P.s. Why r u going 2 China?

[AnnaLuvsMe]

Hope you have fun in China!!