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  • That's another 3:06 of my life I'll never get back. Noob.

  • Probably the single dumbest, senseless video on the internet.

  • But did the Death Star blow up, you MORON? If it did, then the problem is solved. Or are you saying that they didn't destroy the Death Star's shield generator???

  • that's so messed up, it's funny.

  • Who is the the guy replaced with leia and why is the lord of the rings movie music on star wars.

  • What the fuck is this gay shit?

  • if luke died the jedi acamdemy would be a terrorist acemdimy

  • 1:09- I don`t get it!!! If that`s luke, how was his body torn to pieces???

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • No. Then luke would come back,"More powerful than you could ever amagine." (as a ghost) And then he would teach Leia the ways of the force. Then she would kill sidious.

  • hey everybody lets gang up and kill this mutha fucka or we can gang bang him but no matter wat i get the ass im gonna fuck him til he dies

  • ok dude calm ur self down, deep breathes

  • luke didnt die fagget you die

  • dude, read the discription

  • i hated that.

  • quote to:spartatowar

    You have got the text with other names from Braveheart and the music from Lord of the Rings.

    very true and if u think of it that way his head should not be on a bridge of tatoine(since there is no water) but on quoiresant

  • This sucked horribly. Please die.

  • The gayest shit ever.....who the hell puts an ending of luke skywalker like thaT?????

  • very funny!

    just perfect

    haha

    love it!

  • i think, it's yussuf kenobi xD

  • Saddam Hussein LOL

  • Saddam Hussein LOL

  • You have got the text with other names from Braveheart and the music from Lord of the Rings

  • If Luke had died death star would have blowed still up!

  • no without the power of the darkside, the death star wouldnt have

  • Yes it would have... the explosion of the Death Star was caused by the rebels shooting the reactor in the center of the Death Star (or whatever it was...) not the Emperor blowing up!

  • Palpatine was using his powers to control his troops. Had he killed Luke, the novel has said he would have given the order to blow up Endor. With the confusion, the Imperial fleet would have gone after the Rebels on the Death Star. Sidious used Battle Meditation to coordinate all his troops, hence when he died, the Rebels were able to start kicking more ass and the Imperial commanders were freaking out.

  • hey i like the Dark Side too, but this is just wrong

  • Saddam Hussein is the other does that mean US is The Empire???

  • that was funny as hell man especially the comments XD good shit man

  • thats the dumbest thing ever it sucked.

  • If luke had died there would have been another hope and it wouldnt be whoever u shown, it would be leia because luke is anakins son and leia is anakins daugther/lukes twin sister. There would only be the spirts of obi and yoda to teach leia but she still would hav learnt the ways of the force.

  • What the hell was that about? Sucked...

  • So, did the rebels take the hobbits to Isengard in the sequel or what?

  • that fucking sucked

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hahhaa

  • You suck dude. Seriously, kill yourself. And learn how to spell Tatooine.

  • fuck yourself you low-life scrub

  • When the LOTR came on, I was like WTF? lol

  • if that did happen then vader and palpatine still would of blown up on the death star and then the ghosts of obi-wan and yoda would of trained leia the ways of the force.

  • How is that possible, when obi-wan and yoda are dead?

  • hey, did you read that carefully? it says that the GHOSTS of obi-wan an yoda will teach leia the ways of the force...

  • u probably were trying to spoof it lol who is the soldier at the end it doesn't make sense and is stupid i vote 1 star.

  • Luke was slaughtered... by the way, he became like fried turkey because he was fried from the lightning of the ugly emperor.. hahahahaha..=P His head???? hahahahahahaha =P

  • dude asshole luke never died it was darth vader who died it never said luke died!

  • LOTR? cmon...

  • nice bit of editing on the death scene, didn't like the arab guy at the end. surely an image of Leia would have made a tad more sense. 3/5

  • luke skywalker died??? hahahahahaha =D the new hope??? who's that arab soldier??? saddam hussein??????

  • umm... didn't they blow up the death star? wouldn't theat make the whole thing mute? and yes it bit i vote 0 star...

  • that was brutal and stop pissin people off

  • This is pure tripe. Seriously. And a spiral galaxy with four corners? Good one. Do the world a favor and refrain from reproducing. The video editing was horrid.

  • Never heard of the phrase "four corners of the world"? I can think of at least one reason why this is better than your videos - it actually exists.

  • o and by the way im not reely emo.... but it was still funny and ur vid still suks

  • thanx man i had gone a whole week w/o beeing emo and that jus made me slit my wrist so much its like the freaking grand canon

  • All you did was rip off the ending of braveheart. I throw my pubic hairs at the screen in disgust.

  • TatoOine bridge? A bridge to what? Dumbass.

  • Why is there a Lord of the Rings song at the end, that and Star Wars totally contradict each other.

  • so fuckings retarded

  • LOL!

  • PIECE OF SHIT! you probably just pissed off george lucas as well as me and all the other star wars fans who saw this. dont come cryin to me when we all come and egg your house or even kill you cuz you made this awful vid

  • Bad

  • super cool video!

  • booooooring

  • to mpkfc25

    Palpatine was already dead and so was vader, palpartine fell down the generator.

  • to mottoexmat14

    Thats not luke falling!!! its sidious he just mixed the footage to make u think luke died.

  • "One must ask themselves"[sic] I hate political correctness.

  • Who was that fell down the shaft?

  • Now THAT'S widescreen !

  • that was fucken stupid

  • me and my dad lloyed johnson felt sad because luke got killed by the emproer,but what if darth vader killed the emproer in a lightsaber battle and theeeen. darth vader became the new hope for the rebel alliance,and it could be better, you shoud make a video like that,when your done just put it in the return of the jedi file,your comment poster,landon niglis johnson,oh and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa,sorry for typing down niglis the wrong way, i suck at evreything

  • Fuck, while I was reading that I shot myself in the face. God damnit man...

  • r u sur there making 7--8-9?

  • So someone went Deep down into the death star ( Deep inside the Core) and pulled his arms and Legs out... which were torn to pieces ? :P

  • Lol!great!this is one of the best clips ever!

  • ROFFLLLL!!!!

  • IT SUCKS!!!!!!

  • lol that was good

  • WTF? Who is the other?! :O

  • rofl nice bravheart bit lol very good i love it

  • It's not Saddamm Hussein NOR a terrorist. It's Col. Akeal Nakesh from Iron Eagle. It's supposed to be random. It's supposed to suprise you. Thanks to FireFox13A for getting it right.

  • even if this did happen...the rebels would of won neway cuz they took out the death star with vader and palpatine in it

  • The villain from Iron Eagle? Wow. That was fucking random.

  • Funny :-)

  • haha....lord of the rings song....

  • that had no point u u just reversed it. And the emperor fell down the cliff. I like the cedits atleast. HA HA

  • Yes, it is a shit!!!

  • thats weird

  • hahah

  • While I tend to like most of the alternate endings to movies that have been done with the star wars theme, this one I did not like.

  • that is just depressing

  • osam bin ladin the last jedi.... blasphemy

  • That wasn't Bin Laden you penis

  • rorroro2 at first I thought you werewrong but after watching the video all the way through I have to say one thing... BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT TERRORIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!

  • Obviously the person who made this video is a fucking terrorist scumbag, i forwarded this video link to a friend of mine who works for the FBI for this to be further investigated so whoever you are "bitgault" don't be surprised if some men in black stop by to pay you a visit once they have tracked you down

  • i don't really say this, but that was shit

  • Lord of the rings music, brave heart theme, al quada leader . . .

  • erm....no good

  • that was shit

  • It could have been good. But then it just went into Suckville and didn't come back. On a serious note, apparently I was the only one who wanted ROTJ to end with Luke fulfilling the Emperor's prophecy that he'd turn to the Dark Side, kill Papa Palpatine, and place Vader in charge and together defeat the Empire and rule the galaxy. That'd have been far cooler and left open the possibilities for a sequel trilogy about Leia fulfilling her Jedi abilities.

    Inter arma enim silent leges,

    ATMD

  • i think you meant defeat the rebellion

  • Yeah, thanks, sorry. Still, I think my ending was a helluva lot better than the Reading Rainbow Coalition overcoming the most advanced, best-trained, and commanded Empire in Sci Fi history!

    Inter arma enim silent leges,

    ATMD

  • hey guys haven't you notice on the video says" there is another" a twin sister leia, a future jedi

  • Yeah, that would be pretty cool.

  • What?! I don't understand... There I was enjoying the video (shite as it was) and then Saddam turns up. I don't get it.

  • Just like episodes 1-3, Return of the Jedi is a piece of steaming crap. "Let's have ANOTHER Death Star blow up and let's have little wookie things that defeat the empire with rocks and sticks..." Thank you Geogre for taking a big dump right on my face.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • that is  pretty sad and sick, the return of the jedi ended great it is a classic how sad, i rated this very poor.

  • lol wtf??????????

  • that was so gay

  • that was really retarded. no offense

  • Wtf? What was Hussein in there for?

  • what was up with the LOR music and some dude that looks like a pseudo Saddam Hussein? bizarre

  • was that the Lord of the Rings soundtrack?

  • ya i think it was So Damn Insane lol

  • Was that sudom Husain? I don't know how to spell that guys name.

  • awesome 5/5

  • lol that is saddam huisein!!!!!

  • Who the heck was at the end?

  • i was getting kinda bored till the very end which was wicked funny

  • lol, braveheart text ? rofl

  • Correct me I'f I'm wrong but isn't 2:41 a clip from "Iron Eagle".?

  • lmao braveheart ending? rofl

  • It is Affect not Effect.

  • do you ,like, hate Luke or something? that was just messed up!!!

  • it is the ending of braveheart....and yes..the freedom part would have been good in this movie...nice anyways..:P

  • Gay

  • Nice LOTR music.

  • if only they did that star wars would have a happy ending

  • xDDDDDDDD loool yeah right!

    XDDD

  • rofl

  • oh my God, LOL

  • hahaha, just like braveheart!

  • noooo shit.

    XD

  • wide

  • but you should've had him yell FREEDOM as he died.

  • what? is the emperor going to get killed in a suicide bombing?

  • Good stuff, Who is this arab men....

    Oh I remeber, 1984-85 or 86 Iron Eagle :) Yeah young guy with Chappy to recover his father !!! Classic :)

  • y the heck did they use lord of the rings music

  • That's gotta hurt!!! =))

  • BOO!!!!!!!

  • that was retarded

  • weak.. but funny ask fuck. thanks for the upload

  • You idiot! I Like Luke!

  • i found that STUPID..you should have got to the arab guy Before i rated it one star, it would have gotten 3.

  • honestly, do it again and cut the end credits with the star wars music right after luke dies, that would be much funnier!!

  • That was so fucked up

  • don't waste your time watching this!!

  • this is dumb as hell. it makes sense, but the deathstar would have been destroyed anyways. this is worse than those idiots who make music videos to random clips of TV shows.

  • ok ok whats with stealing from braveheart and lotrs

  • Geek moment...just wanted to point out that even if Luke died, Lando would still have blwon up the Death Star and destroyed Vader and the Emperor so the rebels would have won regardless of what happened with Luke.

    Oh and you should have put Jar Jar in at the end as the "other"...now THAT would have been hilarious :D

  • That...was so unbelievably depressing. 1 Star, and only because I can't go lower. And who was that at the end?

  • Very clever cutting. Should have done it serious though.

  • lol

  • This so bloody sucks...

  • at 1:08-1:17 didnt make any since at all

  • ? it made perfect sense.

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahaha that was great...could have done without saddam but very nice

  • Ugh that was lame, But Leia would have kicked their asses x

  • rofl

  • ooooooooooooooooooook :/

  • This is the fakest thing I have ever scene! I know you probably meant it as a joke, but, it was a sorry ass attempt at one!

  • What the hell was that!?

  • This made no sense and was mostly text. How uncreative.

  • I agree. This is the stupidest video I have ever seen! Two thumbs down. BOOOO, FOR BITGAULT! LET HIM BURN IN HELL!!!!

  • Its not Saddam, its David Suchet from Iron Eagle, he's far more evil and tyranous than Saddam ever was!

  • Brilliant!!! i bought all all the way until saddam appeared. Excellent insensitivity. LOL why are you complaining guys? you sound like how old men bashed Tom Green back in the day for being explicit. grow up and laugh at the right times.

  • u dumb ass

  • right well i HAVE to say...

    even if luke died, Lando and Wedge would of blown the death star to smithereens, so, the emperor would be dead along with Vader... or if they escaped, most of the imperial fleet is destroyed by then, right, so everything would be the same as it was, after the films, except 2 extra people would be alive, but the chances are, when they are escaping, the rebels blast their ships to shit too!

  • I´m Not sure of that, after ROTJ, there where some scattered imperial forces who ended under the command of admiral Thrawn. If Vader and Palpatine would have survived, then Thrawn would have joined them and they would have been able to build an strong imperial opossition to the new republic. Whitout Vader and the emperor, the empire was able to survive. Would you imagine how powerful would have been with them... and without the only Jedi who build the new jedi academy?

  • ha why didn't you use the braveheart music

  • not the braveheart music but LOTR (May it be from the fellowship of the ring by Enya). Didn't get the end... but interesting.

  • that wasn't saddam, but it was nice though.

  • Saddam Hussein looks ugly