Red State Update: Jail For Paris Hilton

[Superhumanattack]

Usually I am against death plenty but in this case I'll make an exception.

[jenn16z]

lol funny bitches!

[americandadmania]

hahaha gr8

[wvcoonazz]

pure-D social commentary! if you don't think that this is the way MOST Americans think and act these days, then you have not been watching American Idol, Fox News, "reality TV", and all the other white noise entertainment today! Most Americans can't examine ideas and comments critically, and think "news" is still fact! Holy S***! When more folks vote for American Idol then for a presidential election...dayum! and these two make my laugh!

Culture war, my ass!

[shortee4204real]

I have a series of questions I desperately need answered...are those real accents? Do you guys do each others make up? Did you know beer is full of empty calories that go straight to your ass? Have you ever considered a career in hosting auctions?

[alienhunter3]

Jackie's accent is relatively passable, Dunlap's comes off as a little bit fake sometimes. (in the opinion of an NC resident, disagreement welcome) I love red state update :)

[shortee4204real]

Yeah they're just goofing around but sometimes they freak me out. Especially the goat thing.

[AmericanCountryPride]

Porn star??? WTH is this country comin' to?

[dj849]

gay

[shordanudah]

TRULY CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!

[hahayouarefunny]

Mmm, Tabasco.

[drummerbuzz]

We need these boys in the Senate!! They are dead on!

[drpoopypantz]

Tell it like it is, Jackie! That old boy is a prophet.

[hdsfhdfhd]

well dont tell Paris about fort "Dicks" she might wanna brake in too :P

Awsome vids btw

[aleschia]

lmao. there's lotrimin on the table with all the beer cans and hot sauce.

[z4eh]

You guys rule, Who cares about a retarded demon baby who has no skill. If she were thrown into the wilderness, she wouldnt survive the night. Who gives a fuck about celeberties when we have our boys dying to protect us from the ragheads.

[SuperLiberal]

ragheads? you mean muslims right? what about the thousands of muslims who serve in americas armed forces?

[fiev34]

It's satirical you stupid fuck, go kill yourself.

[itsallboutme22]

thats right boys fuck paris!!!

[HaxxorsProduction]

you'd like that wouldn't you... lol jk

YEAH FUCK PARIS!!!

[itsallboutme22]

haha yep coz im a chik that loves a stupid daddies girl slut like Paris Hilton XD

[HaxxorsProduction]

lol

[ivan1569]

To true!!! haha

[greeneggsandtbags]

lol at that shirt

[lighthammar]

you guys are genius. If i wasn't from canada i'd vote for you. Seriously run, you could prob. get into senate by vote,no? i think we need 1000 supports to get Candidate, and you guys are simular.

Keep callin it as it is

[katedorrough]

*laughs* This is the Stereotype that I think of when I think of southerners!!! All good and ALL FUNNY!!!!

[TraditionalAmerican7]

Bravo Jackie!!

I'm a huge fan of this red state update show.

Mainstream media should focus on more important things like the war on terrorism and illegal immigration instead of Paris Hilton in Jail or Anna Nicole's baby custody.

[syncorion]

stupid americans, he made 1 good point. who is going to attack America next from where and when. Mmmm paranoia lol.

[TokenWhiteGuyAGR]

Fuck off you cunt. It's supposed to be funny. Get a sense of humor, and a fucking clue.

[hija111]

"this country's a messed up pleace!"

it's only messed up cuz you live in it

[uricehe4]

Great speech, Jackie, that earned my vote.

[Hoylena]

is this bob and doug-you hosers?

[markuswo]

Justice has to be equal for all. That porno in prison takes advantage of to roll another film jajajajaja. That rich ones have thought these miserable?

[markuswo]

fuck Paris bitch

[A2ZNP1971K]

The problem with her being released to house arrest by the Sheriff is that the Sheriff made that decision, on his own, based on his unqualified opinion of her medical condition.

[A2ZNP1971K]

The regulations are VERY specific...any prisoner who displays signs of physical or mental illness, or claims either one...MUST be seen by a QUALIFIED medical professional to determine their disposition. This regulation does not allow law enforcement personnel to make that determination.

[A2ZNP1971K]

If the Sheriff had the power to say, himself, "she's sick, she will do house arrest"...he would ALSO have the power to say, maybe about any one of us "he/she's faking a medical condition, he/she stays in his/her cell". Honestly, don't some of you "human rights" proponents understand the double-edged sword of allowing law enforcement to make decisions like that?

[CyberFas]

but if it was U or somebody else saying I'm gonna have a breakdown the sheriff won't let you go home with a bracelet so you can finish your sentence at home, if it was the case all the inmates would be at their houses doing time instead of jail because at some point everybdy whos in jail has it

[A2ZNP1971K]

EXACTLY! He did it because he has a soft spot for crosseyed, inbred blondes...and then he hides behind some supposed set of laws that are on the books to deal with overcrowding. :D

[holeshotsnhalfpipes]

god shes the last thing from sincere...im so glad she got thrown back in jail...

[totylee]

this is great, thanks.

I just wanted to see Harris Pilton crying.

TRUE TRUE

[fitzsoo]

Mental illness? Huh, I thought she was released cuz she started her period! silly me!

[trapskeetfly]

Give her 90days not 45 days ,,,Mom

[PebbleBreeze]

These guys are great! I am a democrat, but I'll vote for the ol cooter!

[ashes1416]

yeah, more important things to talk about...however, I just think every citizen deserves equal treatment whether your poor or rich. If you break the law...got to pay the price. Once again. someone got away with their sentencing in jail for being medically ill. Well, many prisoners serving time behind bars while being ill. Very corrupt country!!

[dondee500k]

Jackie is right. People in this country are more concerned about celebrities then safety and security.

[TBfan4E4]

America is cursed.

Leave this country before it's too late.

[musiclover4life15]

Totally agree with Jackie, Why are we sitting around talking about stupid shit like Paris Hilton going to jail for a few days when there are REAL problems in the world?

[99bj88]

lol i love this show.

[edcordova1]

All of you are right about Paris shes a down right spoiled brat living off DADDYS money! She really isn't pretty she walks around with a stick up her butt like her crap don't stink. What's funny is usually a 1st offense dor DUI lands you 6 months to a year in Jail and she is crying about 23 days and she is going to be seculeded? Whats wrong with this picture? If she wasn't rich she would just be a trailer trash!

[halohalo09]

Here is my opinion on her:

She is not a celebrity, shes a rich spoiled brat.

Living off of Daddy's money.

Sad how the Justice system doesn't see her equal, but someone who can bypass the system, and try to be above it.

Pathetic.

[genYprogressive]

This time Jackie's got most of it right.

[actingpeter]

Paris needs our support now!!!

Fans can support Paris by buying her new perfume or the Paris clock!!!!

Watch my video!!!!

[splintercell99]

lock her up and throw away the key... until she shuts up and stops saying "shes a role model" ... if she wasnt a heiress she would just be a gutter skank

[hunkeeee]

i could not have said it better....

[serilopr]

love Paris

[IU90]

Absolutely Brilliant. Best satire on the web.

[meltz911]

These guys are Andy Kaufmans ghosts, great satire!

[haversackme]

This is hilarious. The guys at fuddytv do a good southern boys thing too.

[rhianondanielle]

ahah you guys are so funny. you should get ur own t.v show

[sumrgurl227]

jackie has got it right!!!!

[jx14aby]

lindsey lohan got arrested yesterday for dui.

[Davesworldview]

I agree 100%! Paris "Skank" Hilton deserves only to be publicly flogged in front of LA City Hall.

[UPTRAIN]

Shit, put her on tour so everybody can.

[outlawscribe]

DAMN RIGHT, JACKIE!

[laugher04]

Damn glad to see someone telling it like it is... Or should be.

[mmcattle]

god damm right jackie

[highfire15]

AMEN! you preach it jackie =]

[chicksdigzack]

totally right

[mmcattle]

god bless rednecks..goatman

[blackbetty31]

they look like terrorists with all the nationalism

[madmike81]

oxygen bandits...lol thats great

[urmomsuckedit]

How about a Paris Hilton prison sex tape?

[kazlongirl1]

damn right!

hell with paris!

focus on george bush killin our sons and daughters for money!

[russ1951]

Damned shame people as stupid kazlongirl1 are continuing to be oxygen bandits...

[Luckyroux40777]

amen

[mmcattle]

god bless jackie..goatman

[lonewulf44]

Right on Jackie!

[stavros333]

check out american pie  politics at my channel

[jessmaxey]

I agree with you Jackie!LOL

[FlacosJeff]

Nicely put Jackie. I couldnt have said it better.

[The4thHansonBrother]

Amen jackie! even though i aint American jackie's got his priorities right

[budcarfan]

hey maybe when paris gets out of the pokey, SHE can go drive the eight car!

[mikongo]

In my country we would not use language like this

[Americanwoman00]

On behalf of the LEGAL U.S. citizens, welcome to the real world. And do tell, what country are you from where you wouldn't use "language like this"?

[mikongo]

In my country we would say ' i think you have some issues madam'

[OnlineMaven]

Great episode!

Good thing Dale Sr. has a roll cage >:)

[akareefkeeper]

I love it! About time that bird faced bitch id held accountable for something. Just another rich spoiled bitch that hollywood pounds down our throats and pollutes the airwaves with. Hope she dies in there.

Dale Jr leaving DEI, blame Theresa for that. Big E has to be rolling in his grave over that.

[jessmaxey]

You said bird faced! That's so funny and true..

[Supkem]

that Lotramin and some a that Tabasco makes for a good mixed drink.

[gonefishin820]

Junior leaving DEI is important shit. It's going to have a huge economic impact on the Junior Nation. What are we going to do with all that #8 stuff? I just got the kid a #8 tatoo for his first brithday.

[rednip28]

This is so true everybody's celebrity stupid

[KluTz333]

This is so true so true 5*****s all the way... KluTz

[Jabber340]

dont know about you but i like to look at paris hilton more than I like looking at corp. america killing for oil.

MORE PARIS HILTON!!!!!!

[digitaldialogue]

Absolutely genuis! Jackie for President! Best satire on YouTube.

[bayportmullet]

old ladies in a sewing circle...suppose thats better than a bunch of old men in a circle jerk

[imawsome296]

so true. who cares about that disgrace for a human being. with any luck she will get killed in prison.

[Dante3044]

FORGET PARIS HILTON!

[softearth]

Thanks for wasting my time on this dumb crap. When's the next Monster Truck show?

[Dante3044]

it's a satire on american culture; people sometimes seem to care more about paris hilton than whats going on in iraq. who should care about rich fuckers when there are people being shot everyday? the media just wants fresh stories.

[FSULibertarians]

Great episode again fellas.

[katotheother]

Enough of all this serious debate shit! This is RSU! How 'bout some praise for what is arguably the VERY BEST RSU EVER! If you have a serious point to make, go somewhere serious to make it. Um (fart sound!)

[LiveToThink]

I'm glad she's going to jail. She's getting what any other citizen would have gotten for disregarding the law and continuously doing irresponsible stupid things. I thought maybe they should do The Simple Life a little different though. Make her go to Africa and feed dying babies and give people their AIDS treatment shots... then she might get a touch of reality and see how spoiled and naive she is.

[Tahllulah]

..this country is going to hell in a handbasket..

[dumbassstupidpeople]

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT Paris Hilton???

[CrazyCurtisLow]

If we stuck to the Constitution as written, we would have: no federal meddling in our schools; no Federal Reserve; no U. S. membership in the U.N.; no gun control; and no foreign aid. We would have no welfare for big corporations,No American troops in 100 foreign countries; no Nafta, GATT, or "fast-track"; no arrogant federal judges usurping states rights; no attacks on private property; and no income tax.

VOTE FOR DR.RON PAUL 2008! LETS TAKE BACK AMERICA!

[ErnestTSpoon]

Mubbe Paris Hilton can drive for DEI?

[puffalo]

Amen Brother Jackie!

[Maddaxe111]

You Got That Right Jess. Preach On Brother . . .

[catquack]

I'm with you... Who the hell is Paris Hilton and why is she going to jail? I do, however, know Hong Kong Hilton and he's too cool for jail!

[Mawkish1983]

Jackie for president.

[jx14aby]

when is youtube gonna put the spotlight on jackie for president?????????????

[TheGentleKing]

Lol! Jackie is cool when he gets worked up! :d

[Y2WdotOrg]

Visit Y2W. org or google Y2W, the countdown celebration to Bush's Last Day.

[ShyEstOne]

Amen jackie!!!! run for president , id vote for ya!

[Timinator62]

LOL you said a mouthful Jackie...and you are sooo right the Dale Jr "thang", is much more important to talk about.

[Earthgem]

True, there are more important things to discuss but I guess people enjoy lighter notes in life to distract them from the disappointing things in this world, (like your videos, they give us a break from overwhelming problems of the world...keep up the funny videos!

[THUNDERZ1ALPHA]

Dont confuse Distracting from IGNORING the problems in this world. Its easier tp be distracted than it is to face reality.

[Earthgem]

One minute and forty-six seconds of DISTRACTION isn't ignoring problems...skip lunch and solve the world's problems if you can.

[MikeSkullman]

Amen Jackie!

[99bj88]

hell yeah you tell em Jakie!

[jome8989]

hahahah, you rule jackie

[brian38383838]

I am begining to think you are both the SAME person. ;) I got my eye on you two/one.

[saclover]

wooo jackie gets worked up------ JACKIE FOR KING

[JoeyUstler]

Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie

[DalrockTX]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You guys make more sense in ONE minute than thoe airheads we have to listen to on the radio and TV. Who needs to care about Hilton except except her own stupid self. WE've got problems and finally somebody has come and said it!! And now Liberals are defending Ft. Dix six? WTF is wrong with that picture?!

[nothankyoumam]

Let 'em have it Jackie!

[wyomountainman1]

Damn Straight Jackie!

[spydyrman420]

ALLRIGHT JACKIE!

[azh01e]

BWAHAHAAHAHHA!

[KaiToTheN]

wuhahahaa did jackie even take a single breath? :D :D

what else could i rate this but 5 stars ^^

[glenndudboy]

Red State - Keep it coming - Funniest thing on Youtube

[funkwurm]

f*cking brilliant.

Jackie for president!

[savageUSA]

You sound like my great uncle. Always bitchin about the world and dope. You tell'em!

[cselph]

I completely agree that America needs to stop caring about celebrities. IT'S DISGUSTING!!!

[ivor1977]

JACKIE '08

[touchofturquise]

I think Jackie made Dunlap cry. Dunlap needs a hug.

[BattlefieldDoktor]

You guys rock! I love this video! Looking forward to see more videos of you guys ;o)

[TonyG1980]

one of the best I've seen so far!!! Can't wait for the next one!

[abolof]

god is a jeff gordon fan!

jackie's right, again.

[BillyBughead]

Go, Jackie, go!

[Earthgem]

Very funny!

[tony92586]

ha ha ha... i love it.

[USALawyer]

Paris Hilton needs to serve her time on "house arrest," with Jackie for 45 days. Then, Jackie would change his opinion on Paris. Ha Ha.

[Casey2327]

Ditto - Amen - get our priorities straight! Media focused on the wrong thing. Besides a little jail time for Paris might be good for her. Might help her to realize that there is a penalty for DUI before she kills someone.

[KenwoodKlown]

Hell yeah Jackie! Hehehehe, easy son your gonna pop sumthin.

[spacenut10100]

I agree. We need to get our Priorties Straight!

[sniderangel]

Amen

[tombstonetom]

Jackie you have my vote. I just want to know when Utube is going to showcase you instead of those clowns like Duncan and Obama.

[WileyCoyote69]

Well we have our priorities straight! Dale Jr. trumps Paris!

[GildersleeveDB]

Jackie kicks ass

[lvsbigbears]

Jackie for president! You tell him them. To hell with Paris!

[RandomFire069]

you guys are so funny keep it up

[dreamwire]

Someone nominate these guys for the McArthur genius grant.

[Rmebratt]

I love you guys! Great video, keep making them =)

[imclosetfree]

omg this is good shit keep up the work. luv u both

[Jdpr]

Best stuff on youtube, i love it. Keep up it up RSU.

[nevin500r]

Love your stuff!! Watch everyone of them!

[JoeyUstler]

hell ya Jackie. you tell em

[jibberjabber86]

hell yes Jackie!! Vote Jackie Broyles in '08!

[rosedoo123]

go jackie

[RogCBrand]

I love it when Jackie gets hot under the collar!

: )

[esdeozz]

is that a dos equis bottle to the right behind the jack danniels/ goddam mexican beer on the red state table what the fuck thats not american beer dammit

[woodlandpoet]

You tell them Jackie!!!!!!!!!

[nilbud]

Jackie/Dunlap '08

[Rivaneagle]

Tell it like is Jackie!!

[HeadDominion]

PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!

[jonsmind]

Dubya does have a drunk driving record, so that's not all that far-fetched.

[snakex3]

Yeah. Good thing he didn't drive off a bridge and murder someone, then he would have only made it as far as Senator.