Johnnie Walker Android

[musclext]

Greatest commercial ever...period!!!!

[zselaph]

immortality,monarch butterfly,triangle,transhumani­sm....MOTHER OF SYMBOLISM! :O

[drummer4ALMIGHTYGOD]

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[LambdaQuarks]

So he has a wish to have a wish so he can be human? lol There is a bit of contradictions in the things he says. He wishes for a lot of emotions but apparently in the video as he speaks he already has them. He seems to care, love, and has a need of curiosity it seems already...seems human enough to me.

[kazora1001]

Who's this dude?

[kazora1001]

@HollywoodTmr Deus ex?

[burning255]

DEUS EX+This Commercial=Epic

[P9HL2BETA]

He kinda looks like Putin

[JamelaIsHere]

Illuminati. He talks about immortality and look at the triangle in the beginning.

[feketealma]

Hey guys, does anyone actually know a video witch starts exactly the same way, but cut dif pictures in it, about the world and cultures etc. please HELP! its such a good version but cant find it anywhere :/

[PCandATuTs]

Give iPhone no chance, go android :D !

[038971]

i love it!

[ForImperium]

An ad with Illuminati themes telling us to just keep walking, quite apt especially coming from a machine.

Pyramid with globe 0:10

Masonic Check board Patterns 0:02

Monarch Butterflies 0:34

Transhumanism

Source: Vigilant Citizen

Then again, perhaps they figured this ad was perfect for your average alcohol drinker. Ignorance is bliss.

[thewolfPrince]

@ForImperium Johnie walker commercials are all about aspiring to be the best you can be so the pyramid and the globe are symbols of success and man's testament.

[YouriOrange]

this fits deus ex so much more then johnny walker >< but damn its epic.

[Surells]

God, something about that little gyrating disk in his head and the clear fluid pooling in the glass really gets under my skin. Strange how its just and advert but I find this the most powerful imagining of a cyborg I've seen. Haunting and alien.

[fearmecuseiamdeath]

THIS commercial is creepy.. i dont know why!

[Juniorvrb1]

the best commercial of the Johnnie Walker, No doubt

[SweetS1xteen]

simply by doing one great thing... Drink alcohol???? WTF!

[W1n0Na]

шикарно. в россии о такой рекламе никто и не слышал. и врятле услышит. у нас только про орбит с бананом бле.

[W1n0Na]

шикарно. в россии о такой рекламе никто и не слышал. и врятле услышит. у нас только про орбит с бананом бле.

[maxisacrace]

The android sounds like Paul Bettany.

[DaFuqMan]

I am slower than you. I am weaker than you. Certainly, I will die due to cancer or some shit. You may think I am the future, but youre wrong. U R.

If I had to wish - Id wish to be an android.

To know everything that has been saved on my zillion terrabyte harddisk.

Do not feel pain.

And dont give fuck about feelings and stuff.

[cyberlord64]

@DaFuqMan hahahahaha

[RATCHET90954]

Uhm... Deus Ex Anyone?

[Joepublico]

stronger... faster... i can scuff my feet across the carpet and short you out stupid robot lma0

[enexar04]

So he wonders how to wonder? 

[FreshlySqueezedMango]

Looks like it could be a trailer for a movie adaptation of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

[rhmadi1]

You can achieve immortality simply by doing one great thing! Fantastic ad for Johnnie Walker <3

[osirinubis]

such a cool ad, pity it had to be wasted on booze

[EphraimRodrigez]

does someone know music and artists who make music like that ???

dont get me wrong here i already know what the music is and that it was made by a company

[XKS99]

@futbolista2010

DEUS EX

[TheBigKiller]

I CAN'T WALK WHILE DRUNK.

Fuck.

[ooler]

its actually an ad for deus ex (game) this is an edited fake version

[HollywoodTmr]

@ooler Actually this is the real version, the Deus Ex one is a fake.

[whiteganser]

@ooler Your comment=fail. 

[doom12344]

@ooler How can it be an ad for deus ex if the uploaded date was in 2006 and they start on deus ex human revolution in 2007?

[EDDIEinWAR]

He's right.

[yesterdaysYOUTH]

i dont really see what it has to do with alcohol but cool commercial anyways XD

[agents1986]

One great thing? Like buying Johnnie Walker products? Cool.

[josefomanu]

The symbols and the knowledge in this commercial come from way farther behind than any mason sect in the world so the matter is subjective. Did you see the spirals, the emotions and the logic?... Dude! there's way more to the world than paranoid crap. The creatives of this ad cared to deliver a valuable message, and I've read the various diverse comments that emmerged from it. This is definitely one interesting message.

[rockerwonderboy]

Includes content of ''Discovery international'' , now look at the image , what do you see? a pyramid , ;) , so discovery channel too?

[oOFizurbyOo]

@Hallucination01 because "why not?" 

[Hallucination01]

@oOFizurbyOo oh.. my comment may sound abit wrong.. my bad XD

[hoscba]

Here is the song link

/watch?v=pWRMb0zmr0g

[auroralom]

@hoscba i love you

[mikeccuk2006]

31 people has a course of death: kept walking

[Burgerphile]

still creeps me out

[Medvich]

Whiskey? This spot was about whiskey?

[DirtyDr3amer]

what is the Soundtack?if someone knows tell me please!

[huxleyable]

i saw this comercial in the theater man i was so hypped i thought it was a movie...a little disapointing it isnt....but still freaking awesome

[Sho0tm3]

Wow! Goose bumps!

One of the greatest commercial ever!

[MrNeyus]

even if this commercial has Illuminati symbols and what not the message is still powerful

[Eduardojgn]

thats how johnnie got immortal

[kerypap]

if ever android reached that level of inception and intelligence, this commercial would be so kinda racist , no????

[baronvonchunk]

@kerypap Not really, if an android would have enough intelligence, it would know that it was lesser, as it would have the knowledge of being a human's creation. Interesting thought though.

[gilzineto]

@kerypap why?

[hailtheempire]

This ad gave me goosebumps. This ad is pretty good regardless of the fact that it has nothing to do (directly) with alcohol consumption.

[23madskilz23]

Johnnie Walker metallic taste :)))

[anondude87]

what he is trying to say is that he cant get drunk...as simple as that...advertising epic-ness...

[oOMakotoOo]

@anondude87 Hahah, brilliant!

[FullTiltPoker16]

I can achive immortality by not wearing out you can achive imortality simpy doing one great thing!

[rorrt]

I cannot understand the ignorance of some peoples comments

"All its promoting is a bottle of whisky"...With that rational, you might aswell say..."Alright its a bottle of bourbon, no bitter after taste...buy it if you want, dont buy it if you dont"...

This advert is a perfect example of when you buy a product through advertising, you buy into that idea.

When you buy a drill you are buying the hole in the wall.

You buy the sizzle not the sausage.

[thewolfPrince]

@rorrt are you Don Draper?

[rorrt]

@thewolfPrince

Maybe i am, maybe i'm not?

[yarden900]

What the fuck does a fucking robot has to do with Johnnie Walker?

[licialicous]

WTF IT WAS ALCOHOL? REALLY????????? i had no idea wow...

has deff nothing to do with it smfh

[Arnoud1987000]

Whats next ? Metallic label?

[darcynshit]

sorry everyone but from this ad alone johnny walker has got me, dont know why it makes no sense really the ad is a meaningless piece of shit in the context of alcohol consumption but made an impression on me, just not as direct as they probably would have liked

[romanpr1nce]

disregard women, acquire currency

[00033]

THE ONE GREAT THING I HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE?

Eh, a bottle of red label will do.

[trilateralmxo]

That was some Blade Runner shit right there.

[MrIzo56]

@trilateralmxo Exactly what i had in mind.

[LimboGeezer]

it's good cinematography but it's promoting alcohol at the end.

just as good as a ciggy ad.

[Toshkow7]

he have no ears

[tillthegameends]

@Toshkow7 This is what we call STUPIDITY. When you are watching something with great,deep meanings, you can't think if he has ears or not, if he is beautiful or not. Besides you wrote it wrong grammatically. I am neither from England nor from America... Even in the case of being, I wouldn't comment on ears. I still don't think that it means much whether the robot has ears or not. Does it mean much to you? You use that little English to say that the robot has no ears!! terrible.

[firemage1986]

Love the art direction & cinematography. epic music too.

[sasoniiawesome]

what is Johnnie Walker

[harrier125]

@sasoniiawesome Johnnie Walker is the name of premium Whisky, this is actually an achohol awareness advert, I don't know how, but it is, anyway, it fits Deus Ex more than alchohol.

[Malkoth]

H+

It's time to evolve.

[Sumkrazyguy55]

@Malkoth

Don't you mean OH- ?!

hahahahahahahahahaa

[nonearthlychildren]

Crazy mind control bullshit.

[domblue]

My Analysis in this commercial:

Pyramid

Masonic Check board Patterns

Monarch Butterflies

Transhumanism (a robot acting like a human)

you know...

Source: Vigilant Citizen

[insightsua]

@domblue you forgot to mencionate the bible

[thewolfPrince]

@domblue This is a testament to man's intelligence, emotions, and creative spirit how is this tied to an the the world most well known secret society?

[Vonargandur]

@thewolfPrince "well known secret society"....... kinda takes the secret out of it lol

[thewolfPrince]

@Vonargandur PRECISELY!

[Shendue]

@Vonargandur: Yeah. Illuminati should be the less secret secret society ever.

[MrCoDeXxXcy]

@domblue i dont see any bad message going out from this commercial :/

[panoulis]

@domblue trashumanism is not what you describe there!!! Transhumanism, often abbreviated as H+ or h+, is an international intellectual and cultural movement that affirms the possibility and desirability of fundamentally transforming the human condition by developing and making widely available technologies to eliminate aging and to greatly enhance human intellectual, physical, and psychological capacities

:-)

[soxgirl2005]

illuminati! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[k0tz45]

From a illuminati perspective (looking deep into the ad), he is a machine, much like the corporations of today. He, being machine, is telling us humans who are the future to "keep walking" and not ask questions. You can walk but we will act for you. Now i dont knowif i believe in that, but it is so fucking weird that it has to be a lil suspicious

[racso562]

Illuminati!!o__o lol

[MMRED]

What?! What the hell does this have to do with booze?! I saw this character on a faux Deus Ex vid and it MADE SENSE for that, but when I looked up who Johnnie Walker was on wikipedia (expecting to come across, like, a movie or something) I found an alchohol company. I figure that a booze company COULDN'T have anything to do with this, because that wouldn't make sense, but... I stand corrected...

?????!

[shasha821]

Shit's about to get real

[jacobyte100]

Can you say "fallen angels wishing to be reborn in flesh?" Wasn't there a grand FAIL back before the giant FLOOD washed such wickedness away? Oh, well, it looks like we're all gearing up for Nephilim II. But this time it all ends in fire. Ready yourselves for the great deception. It is on the doorstep. Do not be fooled. Let the scoffers scoff. When the "man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition" you will know the Bible is True. Turn away from the turning away!

[Kankuro1216]

Welcome mindless sheep from vigilant citizen.

[loni55]

Iluminati at their best!!

[Kankuro1216]

@loni55 How is this illuminati you mindless fuck? A butterfly and pyramid? Go back to vigilant citizen you fool.

[EdgeUHF]

@Kankuro1216 MONARCH BUTTEFLY=PROJECT MONARCH, PYRAMID=ILLUMINATI, CHECKERBOARD=FREEMASON PWNS. KEEP LIVING A LIE.

[kinley35]

@EdgeUHF wow, i did not think about that. GREAT EYE!! ty

[Kankuro1216]

@EdgeUHF Blah blah i know all that crap already.

[AureaMean]

@Kankuro1216 If you truly knew "all that crap already", as you say, then I would doubt you would be so quick to bash someone who is clearly aware of basic symbolisms and meanings thereof. Remove the hatred from your life and read something other than a Tekken manual.. or better yet do yourself a favor and watch Ring Of Power, Matrix of Power or even Zeitgeist for some alternative information that could seriously better your being, both inner and outer.

[loni55]

@Kankuro1216

As others already replied, open your eyes. Ones reality is what you perceive.

[Kankuro1216]

@EdgeUHF Look how old this video is. It's not even relevant.

[EdgeUHF]

@Kankuro1216 actually it is.

[AureaMean]

@Kankuro1216 The truth of the matter is that, yes, there is an elitist agenda (anyone who knows anything about how corporations work wouldn't even call this a 'conspiracy' but basic facts, to do for yourself and for your company above ALL other entities, laws and/or social and political implications) and yes, the elitists of this Country and all of the others are VERY fraternal and have many symbols, insignias and language to support this exclusivity and idealism. Stop the h8 and look for urself

[gilzineto]

@loni55 I dont get how you think this is Iluminati even tho the message passed by this video is something way different from what Id be expecting, at list. even tho theres alot of meanings on the estetic of the video, doesnt mean it has to be evil, just pay attention in the message it pass, even tho its a capitalistic comercial.

[Jamez773]

@loni55 This has nothing to do with the long dead least secret secret society ever. -_- It's just a commercial for and alcohol brand. You Illuminati people are so dead set on looking for things that aren't there that you would find "symbols" and "codes" in a ketchup stain. I swear, you show a commercial or music video to a group of conspiracy nuts and they will say that everyone from Reptilian aliens to the descendants of Templar Knights are behind it.

[EdgeUHF]

@Jamez773 'long dead' haha that's what you will be if you don't behave, btw thanks for promoting us, we have had our eye on you for some time.

[Jamez773]

@EdgeUHF lol You're sad. Like one of those kids who gets to into RPGs. Go read your comic books now.

[Jamez773]

@EdgeUHF aww, you checked my channel. You would have also seen that I have read books of ideologies that contradict each other and don't follow to any of them. ^_^ Go read some more Dan Brown.

[EdgeUHF]

@Jamez773 FOR THE LULZ

[MrMARKMANSON]

Masonic Commercial

[kandie00001]

he fucking cries in the end.. fuck!

[DasFunkwagen]

I totally feel this enlightened when I'm absolutely smashed

[cyberlord64]

Android - "certainly i will last much longer than you"

Human - Duh... you don't drink alcohol!

Just kidding :P

this is my second favorite commercial after nikes courage commercial

[MrKeenes]

Disappoints when you find out its about alcohol. It would be better if it were a movie trailer about this android trying to be human by doing this "one great thing". whatever that is?

[holonat]

It kind of reminds me of Commander Data

[clowking]

i wish they released the song of this ad its amazing.

[guspo1989]

nice song!!

[TMSH90]

wtf?This is a commercial for alcohol?This makes no sense...'....simply by doing one great thing....drinking alcohol'.Wtf?For real???

[jagovRUS]

@TMSH90 No, you do something great and worthy of accolades, then you celebrate with a little Johnnie Walker. Pretty easy to follow.

[raptor0jesus]

YAY! Alcohol makes you an android?

[AloeVeraAV]

You can achieve immortality by doing one, great thing: sex

[farofalo]

FUCKING FUCKING MAN.. BEST EVER

[TheXxxWaterfallxxx]

i love it!

[florisjanpietster]

well doing one great thing aint that simple mate...

[Terneyah]

song please? cant find 'zane gort' on youtube.. simply doesnt exist. wtf

[Chubachus]

@Terneyah its only on myspace for some reason

[kidza66]

a reason to be a alcoholic

[Shamazzai]

Well... Johnnie Walker isn't just alcohol, it's about "lifestyle" and stuff, too. But it's still alcohol and therefore this ad is a little too much in my opinion.

Anyway... awesome ad.

[thephaseshifter]

@Shamazzai alcoholic lifestyle

[theruns123]

greatest booze commercial ever!

[Chubachus]

the song is called "zane gort"!!!!!!

[thatguy0693]

the same johnnie walker whiskey?

[anubseran4774]

You people have just forgotten one thing, this may be an Whiskey ad or whatever, but, what does matter isn't the MATERIAL thing that is behind it, but the intelligence, and truth.

Because you must remember one thing, it ain't a machine talking, its a human.

An intelligente human who want's to sell his whiskey yes, but also, very wise, and wants to give a life lesson.. because he wan'ts to give an advice, just cuz he knows something, that we don't...

[skyninjabot]

Fucking awesome!

[spidey8vader]

You want me to achieve imortallity by drinking wisky your trying to kill me! I will vet liver cancer or something

[darklordofthepith]

This is brilliant and evocative. I have no idea why it got wasted on an alcoholic beverage.

[Fluffefan]

still dont understand this fucking commercial

does he want you to drink the whisky

[seriex5]

The best commercial in Human history, deep and truthful!!  Sigh!

This is an inspiring piece of art!

[neohapkido]

amazing the best comercial ever

[TheKamikazeen]

Atleast im hotter than him ;)

[Eathanskies]

i've watched this nearly 10 times. it's awesome

[IuliusPsicofactum]

@Eathanskies

Only 10 times? I've watched it countless times and I will continue watching it through my entire life! :D And show it to my sons and daughters. This goes beyond the whiskey. Who cares if this is a whiskey ad? This is a LIFE ad. It's selling you what your life must be. I love it. Keep Walking.

[Ottison]

Best ad i've ever seen!

[dragontamer63]

David Bowie relaxing at home.



[fixinmytie]

I talked to the director of this commercial, he says the point is that you need to watch this when you're smashed out of your brains..on Johnnie walker whisky.. then it all makes sense and it's very funny.

[BENTENSAMA07]

If I had a wish I wish to be human... to know how I feel...

[NomaDandGreyWolf]

what's the name of the song?

[FUCKIT0004]

THATS SOME SERIOUS ART IN THAT RIGHT THERE...GREAT SHIT...

[punkpinkprinxz]

amazing... this commercial is great...

[7eki]

Wonder if he was programmed to say so, or maybe he's already a human being trying to attract some attention... For me, the only conclusion is that Johnnie's trying to show his superiority . Cause right now I can't really see any difference between that funny android Thing and any human being.

[NMoulana]

this is very deep for a fucking alcohol commercial

[asazon]

@NMoulana jajajajajajajajjaajjaa im so high!! jajajajajaja

[asazon]

@NMoulana jajajajajaja estoy reee locooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo