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  • Come for the randomness of Tre.

    Stay for the chill of Mike.

    Leave because Billie said to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FUCKING GARDEN.

  • NEVER JACK-OFF A CACTUS!! LOL :D

  • wow my garden looks fucking good now. I don't jack off the cactusses again, I got the fucking eucaliptus trees outta here, I don't have those lame 'growing-up-plants' anymore, my house look WAY better than this (don't worry Mike ) and I got a sign that's saying: Get the Fuck out of my fucking garden!! And wow, no one pissed on my lawn again...

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN! tip nº 1, the best. xD

  • Don't jack off a cactus. You will only hurt your hand and the catus's feelings. Hahaha BRILLIANT

  • Green Day<3 haha

  • No they're called Green Day because it's "absolutely pot related" xD

  • @TarenTV correct however ''Green Day'' means a day off work or school to smoke pot XDD

  • those r excellent tips! theres a reason theyre called "green" day isnt there?

  • Get the fuck out of my fucking garden Billie Joe 

  • Green Day are the best band ever. They have great music, look amazing and make everyone laugh. Fuck the 32 people who have no live. xD This is the best

  • masturbation 0:23

  • who would dislike this?

  • never jerk off a cactus. Tré <33333333

  • cactuses feelings ahaha

  • omg yes. i was able to yell that at the dogs around here, my neighbor was shocked though!

  • What is the whole interview? (name)

  • Number 6: Make sure you can smoke the garden

  • You'll only hurt your hand...and the cactus's feelings.

    LOL!

  • BEST.VIDEO.EVER 

  • Uhh, number 5... Never jack off a cactus! Because you'll only hurt your hand!... and the cactus's feelings! :D

  • Get the fuck outta my fucking garden!!!! He probably doesn't even have one. He's probably admiring his guitars and would probably jack off the cacti and get yelled at by Tré XD lmfao

  • Never jeck of a cactus. You can hurt your hand...and a cactuses feelings :/

  • Should have seen this vid before jacking off a cactus and going to billie's garden

  • The "MOST USEFUL" tip is no. 1!!!! Thanks Billie Joe!!! We'll NEVER forget that!!!!!

  • Billie Joe -3

  • jack off a cactus lol

  • this is the best video on youtube!!!!!!

  • Where can I find the full version cause there's more

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!!! ( i really expected that) lol XD

  • Hahahha GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN GARDEN

  • 1:06 LOL

  • you can hurt your hand..and a cactuses feelings :( xD

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRADEING

  • I like how Tre and Billie jumped at the same time at 0:06. Oh how I love them :3

  • @alaskanbeatlesfan much music

  • fucking euclaptis trees. XD

  • 1:06 for the best tip ever hahahahahahahaha - ajelofson9

  • Get the fuck out of my fucking garden!!!!!~Billie Joe

  • I think tip 5 should've been #1 :)

  • there's this garden at my school, on our last day, my best friend and i plan to sit on the benches and yell "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN" at random passers-by xD

  • Get the fuck out of my fucking garden ! Haha

  • My garden has that sign, Billie

  • I am so lucky tre just taught me about that cactus tip. phew!

  • me and my friend..i sahowd him the live waiting vid where billie is like SHUT THE FUCK UP!!(go ahead and ywetube it,type in green day live at bizarre fest,STFU) and now we always say 3:16 to eachother cuz billie says shut the fuck up at 3:16 and now we say 3:16 and 1:07

  • Best gardening tip you will ever hear: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!

  • i love tre and billies  little hope/skip thingy at 0:6

  • gotta love Green Day

  • The last one is my fav ;)

  • "With Green Day"

    Tre Cool YOU FUCKIng LEGEND!

  • I love Green Days gardening tips!! hahaha xD

  • "get these damn eucalyptus trees outta here"

  • 0:23 cocktus

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  • this video helped me in science class... i watched it then the next day my teahcer was like "soo does anyone know what a eucalyptus is?" i raised my hand an i said "its a TREE!... green day taught me that!" gotta love em... they make great music AND they teach you things

  • Looool "GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FUCKIN GARDEN!!!" Ahahahaha Billie <3

  • I Replay Gardening loads of times Gardening Gardening Gardening Gardening Fucking Gardening

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN U Damn Kids Fuck u all

  • i love this don't jack off a cactus is my new saying!!!!

  • I saw one where at the second reason mike got confused and was like "and the fourth reason" and tres like "no were at the second" lol kinda funny

  • eucalyptus tree: Noooooooooooo I want to stay with you, Billie :'(

  • GET THE F*** OUT OF MY F**KIN GARDEN!!!!

  • My mother wants to start a garden. I am going to email this to her.

  • tre: never jack off a cactus

    me: honestly, i wasn't planning on it but thanks for the advice!

  • theres only one thing I jack and thats my d**K

  • "#5 Never jack off a cactus, because you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings"

    *words from Tre Cool*

  • You think this is funny? Get high THEN watch it. Its fucking hilarious.

  • hahahahahah<3333 gotta love em<33 :D

  • my parents wouldn't probably appreciate if i would put "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!!" sign in our garden... well, what the fuck i'm doing it anyway:D

  • 0:54 - 0:56 billie said it can only go up

  • 0:06 - 0:08 tht funny jump billie nd tre do when tre says with greenday

  • Best tips ever

  • i have a catus :)

    & casue of this i havent tryed to jack it off ;) lmfao

  • 29 don't know how to garden properly...

  • why does Billie keep telling me to get the fuck out from everywhere?

  • LMFAO. "Get these damn eucalyptis trees out of here."

  • love #1 hahaha

  • ''Never jack off a cactus. You will only hurt your hand...and the cactuses feelings.''

    ''GET THE FUCK OUT OFMY FUCKING GARDEN!'' I love Billie Joe and Tre and Mike! They are fucking awesome!

  • I like #1 ;)

  • and number 6 dont let Tre Cool in your garden

    :)

  • GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!!@!!

  • Tre's advice should be #1

  • You gotta love these guys!

  • hahahhahahaha

  • 29 People jack off with cacti and disliked this.

  • it's not 2000. after AI

  • oh billie joe talking bass

  • Lol! I told my cousins about it at thanksgiving dinner. My grandma overheard and asked us what jacking off was. Having been told never to lie to my grandma, I told her. I was then grounded for letting my grandma in on a sex joke

  • "GET THE **** OUT OF MY ******* GARDEN!!!"

    LOL

  • me and my mate put a sign in her garden saying "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!" and we got told to take it down :( so we put Green days top five tips to gardening!!!!! and made the world a better place ^ ^

  • @TotalyRandomMoments lol imma do that!! lol and a sign that says warning dont jack of the cactus!! and a sign that says get these damn euclyptys trees outtta here!! lol...

  • @emolove3319 XD you should do it! i have a cactus in my house im going to make a sign for it Warning people not to jack of with a cactus!!!!!! thanks to these tips the world is a better place ;) XD lol

  • @TotalyRandomMoments oh believe me i will. i already made the get the f*ck outta my f*cking garden one. lol >:P its on my garden gate lawl

  • billie joe forgot how to count in another video just like this!!! XD

  • hahaha....XD AWESOME

  • THIS TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!

  • I lluuuv how he yells

  • Haha awesome! 

  • BAHAHAHA.. this made my day xD.. GD's always there to cheer me up wheni'm saad :)... even though this is like the 30 th timei'm watching this vid xD

  • Okay BIllie I will get the fuck out of your fucking garden! I'm sorry!!!!!!

  • gosh.. i LOVE Green Day *_*

    but there are 28 fuckin idiots.. which made thumbs down..

    wtf? this video is so hilarious an great!.. you should thank god.. for that wonderful great band! ♥... i do! *_*

  • I love their little leap at 0:06 xDD Tre was so graceful and Billie's like "Shit, Jump!" 

  • damn i love these guys (no homo) they make laugh

  • LMAO!!

  • I liked 1 and 5... U will only hurt ur hand and the cactuses feelings.. Too cute :)

  • hahaha fucking hilarious

  • my fave is number 3 and 4 and 2 and 1 ♥ and 5

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCIKNG GARDEN!

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCING GARDEN!

  • Wow I should of watched this before I got a cactus…....Tre was right it does Hurt your hand

  • @CookieNinja021 AND THE CACTUS'S FEELINGS!! LOL

  • @CookieNinja021 hahahahaha yaa 

  • funniest green day video i've ever seen :D

  • @skvrko so true lol i like the last one

  • ahahahahaha

  • So Get These Dam Trees Outta Here 

  • i fucking love tre's hat its so tre!!!!! LOL!!! OMFG i love Green day!!!! i went 2 c them and they were fucking amazing!!!!!!!xxx i love u billie!!!!

  • ok i have to admit it, i don't like billie's hair... sry

  • tres hat=bad but i still love him

  • "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!" - Fmous words by Billie joe Armstrong. :)

  • 5. Never jack off a cactus cuz you will hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings. 4. th australians brought the eucalyptus trees here so get the damn eucalyptus trees the fuck out of here 3. dont get the sprinklers tht shoot straight up 2. Don't Build a house like this. 1. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!!

  • So get these damn caluptus tree's out of here. :)

    haha, trè is so awesome. You will only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings. <3 awwww, that's so beautiful!

  • yeah i say number 1 aaalll da time [:

  • I fucking love Green Day. Period.

    NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!! :P lmfaooooo

  • LMFAO, omg i love them so much

    they're are the funniest people ever

  • I am so making a sign that says " GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN" just for my garden. (:

  • @megamanda96 yeah, me too!!!

  • i liked 1 and 5 (you'll only hurt your hand and the cactuses feelings)

    haha go green day!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh billie XD

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  • Now My Garden will be done and pretty

  • (: i like it.

  • i recommend these tips to everyone

  • I think tip number 5 and 1 will help me alot XD i luff green dat

  • I still love this.

    :']

  • i going to use this in my moms garden!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • now my garden is going to be beautiful :D

  • #LOL

  • To the 28 people who disliked this,

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!

  • lol love green day but who doznt?

  • I think I'm going to plant a garden called Gardning World. Have cactus in it. Have an amazing spinkler system. Build a nice garden. Whatever the hell that tree Billie named. I'll make a sign that says, Get The Fuck Out Of My Fucking Garden! (:

  • @xSkierx55 and make sure you buy a house just like the one Mike mentioned!

  • @TheSpiderTre But I thought it was bad? Haha.

  • TIP #1: Get the F*ck out of ma f*CKING GARDEN!

  • even when Billie's swearing or singing or playing the guitar or killing something . . he always lookz hot

  • I love this video i mean u can get 3 quotes from the 3 members of green day

    so there is one :

    1- Never jack off a cactus cause you will only hurt your hand and .. the cactus feelings. - tre cool

    2. dont build one that looks like this - mike dirnt

    3. get the fuck out of my fucking garden - billie joe

  • "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!" - Billie Joe

    "Never jack off a cactus because you only hurt your hand. . . and the cactus's feelings" - Tre Cool

  • BILLIE=SEXIE!!! <3

  • GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN! hahahaha classic (':

  • these are the funniest guys in the world

  • "ähm... dont build one that looks like this"

    LMAO XD

  • gardening world with green day :D

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!

  • "Get the fuck out of my fucking garden!" :P pmsl

  • dont jack of a cactus

    you'll only hurt you hand and the cactus' feelings

  • sosososoooo funny

  • who's garden is that?!?! and why are they giving gardening tips?!?!?!

  • tre always wear awesome hats =] have respect for the cactus!

  • this.

  • If i ever start a garden, i will remember these xD

  • what interview is this from (the full interview) ive been looking around for it for a really long time and i cant find it

  • im sooo gonna tell my mom to use those gardening tips this year when we start our garden!! XD

  • lol!

  • WAHAHAHAHA Guys!!! xDDD

    I <3 U!! x]