wow my garden looks fucking good now. I don't jack off the cactusses again, I got the fucking eucaliptus trees outta here, I don't have those lame 'growing-up-plants' anymore, my house look WAY better than this (don't worry Mike ) and I got a sign that's saying: Get the Fuck out of my fucking garden!! And wow, no one pissed on my lawn again...
Green Day are the best band ever. They have great music, look amazing and make everyone laugh. Fuck the 32 people who have no live. xD This is the best
Get the fuck outta my fucking garden!!!! He probably doesn't even have one. He's probably admiring his guitars and would probably jack off the cacti and get yelled at by Tré XD lmfao
there's this garden at my school, on our last day, my best friend and i plan to sit on the benches and yell "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN" at random passers-by xD
me and my friend..i sahowd him the live waiting vid where billie is like SHUT THE FUCK UP!!(go ahead and ywetube it,type in green day live at bizarre fest,STFU) and now we always say 3:16 to eachother cuz billie says shut the fuck up at 3:16 and now we say 3:16 and 1:07
this video helped me in science class... i watched it then the next day my teahcer was like "soo does anyone know what a eucalyptus is?" i raised my hand an i said "its a TREE!... green day taught me that!" gotta love em... they make great music AND they teach you things
my parents wouldn't probably appreciate if i would put "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!!" sign in our garden... well, what the fuck i'm doing it anyway:D
Lol! I told my cousins about it at thanksgiving dinner. My grandma overheard and asked us what jacking off was. Having been told never to lie to my grandma, I told her. I was then grounded for letting my grandma in on a sex joke
me and my mate put a sign in her garden saying "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!" and we got told to take it down :( so we put Green days top five tips to gardening!!!!! and made the world a better place ^ ^
@TotalyRandomMoments lol imma do that!! lol and a sign that says warning dont jack of the cactus!! and a sign that says get these damn euclyptys trees outtta here!! lol...
@emolove3319 XD you should do it! i have a cactus in my house im going to make a sign for it Warning people not to jack of with a cactus!!!!!! thanks to these tips the world is a better place ;) XD lol
5. Never jack off a cactus cuz you will hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings. 4. th australians brought the eucalyptus trees here so get the damn eucalyptus trees the fuck out of here 3. dont get the sprinklers tht shoot straight up 2. Don't Build a house like this. 1. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!!
I think I'm going to plant a garden called Gardning World. Have cactus in it. Have an amazing spinkler system. Build a nice garden. Whatever the hell that tree Billie named. I'll make a sign that says, Get The Fuck Out Of My Fucking Garden! (:
Come for the randomness of Tre.
Stay for the chill of Mike.
Leave because Billie said to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FUCKING GARDEN.
Kaitlyn102798 1 month ago
NEVER JACK-OFF A CACTUS!! LOL :D
ChopperHarris1995 1 month ago
wow my garden looks fucking good now. I don't jack off the cactusses again, I got the fucking eucaliptus trees outta here, I don't have those lame 'growing-up-plants' anymore, my house look WAY better than this (don't worry Mike ) and I got a sign that's saying: Get the Fuck out of my fucking garden!! And wow, no one pissed on my lawn again...
XXredheadXsarahXX 1 month ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN! tip nº 1, the best. xD
xxQuiin 2 months ago
Don't jack off a cactus. You will only hurt your hand and the catus's feelings. Hahaha BRILLIANT
ExplodingMINDS1 2 months ago
Green Day<3 haha
MurderousMusic39 2 months ago
No they're called Green Day because it's "absolutely pot related" xD
TarenTV 2 months ago
@TarenTV correct however ''Green Day'' means a day off work or school to smoke pot XDD
BillieJoe5432 2 months ago
those r excellent tips! theres a reason theyre called "green" day isnt there?
MrMc1998723 3 months ago
Get the fuck out of my fucking garden Billie Joe
kristin22798 4 months ago
Green Day are the best band ever. They have great music, look amazing and make everyone laugh. Fuck the 32 people who have no live. xD This is the best
whoatethecake 4 months ago
masturbation 0:23
moralitosandres 4 months ago
who would dislike this?
missycheesy1 4 months ago
never jerk off a cactus. Tré <33333333
Ankamaandre 4 months ago
cactuses feelings ahaha
rockmegreen1997 5 months ago
omg yes. i was able to yell that at the dogs around here, my neighbor was shocked though!
Shancus32796 5 months ago
What is the whole interview? (name)
GreendayNummer1 5 months ago
Number 6: Make sure you can smoke the garden
Nerf1maniac 5 months ago 3
You'll only hurt your hand...and the cactus's feelings.
LOL!
xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx 5 months ago
BEST.VIDEO.EVER
SayGreenday 5 months ago
Uhh, number 5... Never jack off a cactus! Because you'll only hurt your hand!... and the cactus's feelings! :D
RainbowSnow101 6 months ago
Get the fuck outta my fucking garden!!!! He probably doesn't even have one. He's probably admiring his guitars and would probably jack off the cacti and get yelled at by Tré XD lmfao
yaknowiverse 6 months ago 3
Never jeck of a cactus. You can hurt your hand...and a cactuses feelings :/
rockmegreen1997 6 months ago 3
Should have seen this vid before jacking off a cactus and going to billie's garden
XxCR7xX1 6 months ago
The "MOST USEFUL" tip is no. 1!!!! Thanks Billie Joe!!! We'll NEVER forget that!!!!!
greendaylovah 6 months ago 2
Billie Joe -3
foreverandalways3598 6 months ago
jack off a cactus lol
BackToPasalacqua 7 months ago
this is the best video on youtube!!!!!!
SayGreenday 7 months ago
Where can I find the full version cause there's more
1990GreenDay2009 7 months ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!!! ( i really expected that) lol XD
SayGreenday 7 months ago 4
Hahahha GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN GARDEN
Brokenhell13 7 months ago 49
1:06 LOL
123schokocookie 7 months ago
you can hurt your hand..and a cactuses feelings :( xD
rockmegreen1997 7 months ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRADEING
NatWolff43567890 7 months ago
I like how Tre and Billie jumped at the same time at 0:06. Oh how I love them :3
ccbo1111 7 months ago 3
@alaskanbeatlesfan much music
bevz2nikki 7 months ago
fucking euclaptis trees. XD
whatsername1313 7 months ago
1:06 for the best tip ever hahahahahahahaha - ajelofson9
nintendolabratories 8 months ago
Get the fuck out of my fucking garden!!!!!~Billie Joe
Codastump 8 months ago
I think tip 5 should've been #1 :)
flamingmeatloaf27 8 months ago
there's this garden at my school, on our last day, my best friend and i plan to sit on the benches and yell "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN" at random passers-by xD
MrsGloriaArmstrong 8 months ago 9
Get the fuck out of my fucking garden ! Haha
fredsfan00001 8 months ago
My garden has that sign, Billie
BeatleLyrics101 8 months ago
I am so lucky tre just taught me about that cactus tip. phew!
MegaGreendayfan101 8 months ago
me and my friend..i sahowd him the live waiting vid where billie is like SHUT THE FUCK UP!!(go ahead and ywetube it,type in green day live at bizarre fest,STFU) and now we always say 3:16 to eachother cuz billie says shut the fuck up at 3:16 and now we say 3:16 and 1:07
whatsername1313 9 months ago
Best gardening tip you will ever hear: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!
frankwright3 9 months ago 4
i love tre and billies little hope/skip thingy at 0:6
greendaygirl787878 9 months ago 3
gotta love Green Day
MeganLuvsGreenDay 9 months ago
The last one is my fav ;)
ToxicUnicorn401 9 months ago
"With Green Day"
Tre Cool YOU FUCKIng LEGEND!
Jetsbff 9 months ago
I love Green Days gardening tips!! hahaha xD
Blindaaz 9 months ago 2
"get these damn eucalyptus trees outta here"
razberiix 9 months ago
0:23 cocktus
GyGergely 10 months ago
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HeartTheHaterz 10 months ago
this video helped me in science class... i watched it then the next day my teahcer was like "soo does anyone know what a eucalyptus is?" i raised my hand an i said "its a TREE!... green day taught me that!" gotta love em... they make great music AND they teach you things
ashli9009 10 months ago 4
Looool "GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FUCKIN GARDEN!!!" Ahahahaha Billie <3
MrsLPGD 10 months ago 3
I Replay Gardening loads of times Gardening Gardening Gardening Gardening Fucking Gardening
NatWolff43567890 11 months ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN U Damn Kids Fuck u all
NatWolff43567890 1 year ago
i love this don't jack off a cactus is my new saying!!!!
GreendaychicMLR 1 year ago
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NatWolff43567890 1 year ago
I saw one where at the second reason mike got confused and was like "and the fourth reason" and tres like "no were at the second" lol kinda funny
nightmareunicorn 1 year ago
eucalyptus tree: Noooooooooooo I want to stay with you, Billie :'(
1039KdInWa21st 1 year ago
GET THE F*** OUT OF MY F**KIN GARDEN!!!!
iwannabebilliejoe 1 year ago
My mother wants to start a garden. I am going to email this to her.
AvengerMaxwell 1 year ago 2
tre: never jack off a cactus
me: honestly, i wasn't planning on it but thanks for the advice!
ericcarr21 1 year ago
theres only one thing I jack and thats my d**K
LukJohnsonTV 1 year ago
"#5 Never jack off a cactus, because you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings"
*words from Tre Cool*
prisy278 1 year ago
You think this is funny? Get high THEN watch it. Its fucking hilarious.
thefishtwo 1 year ago 6
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hannahnfl10 1 year ago
hahahahahah<3333 gotta love em<33 :D
greendaylove1111 1 year ago
my parents wouldn't probably appreciate if i would put "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!!" sign in our garden... well, what the fuck i'm doing it anyway:D
muffin2261 1 year ago 3
0:54 - 0:56 billie said it can only go up
GREENPHONECASE13 1 year ago
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0:06 - 0:08 those funny jumps billie nd tre does when tre says with greenday
GREENPHONECASE13 1 year ago
0:06 - 0:08 tht funny jump billie nd tre do when tre says with greenday
GREENPHONECASE13 1 year ago 2
Best tips ever
MrNeedlerstein 1 year ago 38
i have a catus :)
& casue of this i havent tryed to jack it off ;) lmfao
BitchSandie 1 year ago
29 don't know how to garden properly...
Judders227 1 year ago 6
why does Billie keep telling me to get the fuck out from everywhere?
PlentyGorgeous 1 year ago
LMFAO. "Get these damn eucalyptis trees out of here."
Sammyrocksdude 1 year ago 3
love #1 hahaha
greendaygirl199 1 year ago
''Never jack off a cactus. You will only hurt your hand...and the cactuses feelings.''
''GET THE FUCK OUT OFMY FUCKING GARDEN!'' I love Billie Joe and Tre and Mike! They are fucking awesome!
greenday2themax 1 year ago 6
I like #1 ;)
gerryfan2 1 year ago
and number 6 dont let Tre Cool in your garden
:)
MrEddrox 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!!@!!
xPo1S0nXs0DaX 1 year ago
Tre's advice should be #1
luliikauliitz 1 year ago
You gotta love these guys!
BrittZsArt 1 year ago
hahahhahahaha
zindagiiforever 1 year ago
29 People jack off with cacti and disliked this.
xXxbloodybarbiexXx 1 year ago
it's not 2000. after AI
skatertumen 1 year ago
oh billie joe talking bass
skatertumen 1 year ago
Lol! I told my cousins about it at thanksgiving dinner. My grandma overheard and asked us what jacking off was. Having been told never to lie to my grandma, I told her. I was then grounded for letting my grandma in on a sex joke
Quaxo123 1 year ago 2
"GET THE **** OUT OF MY ******* GARDEN!!!"
LOL
markko989 1 year ago
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get the fuck out of my fucking garden
Reaper2252 1 year ago
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Get the fuck outta my fucking garden!
:D
IfuckinLuvBillieJoe 1 year ago
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wendelchico95 1 year ago
me and my mate put a sign in her garden saying "get the fuck out of my fucking garden!" and we got told to take it down :( so we put Green days top five tips to gardening!!!!! and made the world a better place ^ ^
TotalyRandomMoments 1 year ago
@TotalyRandomMoments lol imma do that!! lol and a sign that says warning dont jack of the cactus!! and a sign that says get these damn euclyptys trees outtta here!! lol...
emolove3319 1 year ago
@emolove3319 XD you should do it! i have a cactus in my house im going to make a sign for it Warning people not to jack of with a cactus!!!!!! thanks to these tips the world is a better place ;) XD lol
TotalyRandomMoments 1 year ago
@TotalyRandomMoments oh believe me i will. i already made the get the f*ck outta my f*cking garden one. lol >:P its on my garden gate lawl
emolove3319 1 year ago
billie joe forgot how to count in another video just like this!!! XD
lettuce2010 1 year ago
hahaha....XD AWESOME
gamerholic24 1 year ago
THIS TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!
JimmyPageLover5 1 year ago
I lluuuv how he yells
DezzyJoeSprouse 1 year ago
Haha awesome!
Julle7Julius 1 year ago
BAHAHAHA.. this made my day xD.. GD's always there to cheer me up wheni'm saad :)... even though this is like the 30 th timei'm watching this vid xD
bjascrubs96 1 year ago 4
Okay BIllie I will get the fuck out of your fucking garden! I'm sorry!!!!!!
punkorx97 1 year ago
gosh.. i LOVE Green Day *_*
but there are 28 fuckin idiots.. which made thumbs down..
wtf? this video is so hilarious an great!.. you should thank god.. for that wonderful great band! ♥... i do! *_*
x3GreenDay 1 year ago
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IndianaJones1989 1 year ago
I love their little leap at 0:06 xDD Tre was so graceful and Billie's like "Shit, Jump!"
BeepBeepBeepBeepBeep 1 year ago 4
damn i love these guys (no homo) they make laugh
MrBlackberrydude1000 1 year ago 2
LMAO!!
bleh86meh 1 year ago
I liked 1 and 5... U will only hurt ur hand and the cactuses feelings.. Too cute :)
peaceeluuver108 1 year ago 3
hahaha fucking hilarious
punkforever100 1 year ago
my fave is number 3 and 4 and 2 and 1 ♥ and 5
avifan2 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCIKNG GARDEN!
21GUNSGIRL 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCING GARDEN!
21GUNSGIRL 1 year ago
Wow I should of watched this before I got a cactus…....Tre was right it does Hurt your hand
CookieNinja021 1 year ago 88
@CookieNinja021 AND THE CACTUS'S FEELINGS!! LOL
thepoppi999 1 year ago
@CookieNinja021 hahahahaha yaa
Poprocksandcoke96 1 year ago
funniest green day video i've ever seen :D
skvrko 1 year ago 5
@skvrko so true lol i like the last one
imnotmadxc 1 year ago
ahahahahaha
sandrakayevans 1 year ago
So Get These Dam Trees Outta Here
greendayfan7399 1 year ago
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THISISBAY 1 year ago
i fucking love tre's hat its so tre!!!!! LOL!!! OMFG i love Green day!!!! i went 2 c them and they were fucking amazing!!!!!!!xxx i love u billie!!!!
77rubytuesday 1 year ago
ok i have to admit it, i don't like billie's hair... sry
GreenDayRocks6666 1 year ago
tres hat=bad but i still love him
TreCoolsDominatedLS 1 year ago
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN!" - Fmous words by Billie joe Armstrong. :)
sydneycrowson 1 year ago
5. Never jack off a cactus cuz you will hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings. 4. th australians brought the eucalyptus trees here so get the damn eucalyptus trees the fuck out of here 3. dont get the sprinklers tht shoot straight up 2. Don't Build a house like this. 1. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!!
3ace13 1 year ago 5
So get these damn caluptus tree's out of here. :)
haha, trè is so awesome. You will only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings. <3 awwww, that's so beautiful!
Punkshitt 1 year ago
yeah i say number 1 aaalll da time [:
ScarletLoveVenus 1 year ago
I fucking love Green Day. Period.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN
HollyDuddy10 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!! :P lmfaooooo
xmusicfanx11 1 year ago
LMFAO, omg i love them so much
they're are the funniest people ever
xmusicfanx11 1 year ago
I am so making a sign that says " GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN" just for my garden. (:
megamanda96 1 year ago 79
@megamanda96 yeah, me too!!!
RockIsTheWord 1 year ago
i liked 1 and 5 (you'll only hurt your hand and the cactuses feelings)
haha go green day!!!!!!!!!!
verhappytoast 1 year ago
oh billie XD
TheSupeRosie 1 year ago
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PretzleRox 1 year ago
Now My Garden will be done and pretty
MrConnorRocks 1 year ago 3
(: i like it.
Grawwrs 1 year ago
i recommend these tips to everyone
critic560 1 year ago
I think tip number 5 and 1 will help me alot XD i luff green dat
geeksquad1514 1 year ago
I still love this.
:']
Whatsername3120 1 year ago
i going to use this in my moms garden!
DOOLKIE 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
mzgreendayfan 1 year ago
now my garden is going to be beautiful :D
Deemonul 1 year ago 4
#LOL
lamogand 1 year ago
To the 28 people who disliked this,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!
heyitsturbopants 1 year ago 7
lol love green day but who doznt?
GreenDay5111 1 year ago
I think I'm going to plant a garden called Gardning World. Have cactus in it. Have an amazing spinkler system. Build a nice garden. Whatever the hell that tree Billie named. I'll make a sign that says, Get The Fuck Out Of My Fucking Garden! (:
xSkierx55 1 year ago
@xSkierx55 and make sure you buy a house just like the one Mike mentioned!
TheSpiderTre 1 year ago
@TheSpiderTre But I thought it was bad? Haha.
xSkierx55 1 year ago
TIP #1: Get the F*ck out of ma f*CKING GARDEN!
DoodlezRox99 1 year ago
even when Billie's swearing or singing or playing the guitar or killing something . . he always lookz hot
Montzemouse 1 year ago
I love this video i mean u can get 3 quotes from the 3 members of green day
so there is one :
1- Never jack off a cactus cause you will only hurt your hand and .. the cactus feelings. - tre cool
2. dont build one that looks like this - mike dirnt
3. get the fuck out of my fucking garden - billie joe
mcralecastro 1 year ago
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!" - Billie Joe
"Never jack off a cactus because you only hurt your hand. . . and the cactus's feelings" - Tre Cool
GreenDayIzDaBestest 1 year ago
BILLIE=SEXIE!!! <3
GreenDayG1rl 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING GARDEN! hahahaha classic (':
NeverTakeMeAlive1 1 year ago 4
these are the funniest guys in the world
critic560 1 year ago 2
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1.put your hands on your chest
2.think of someone you like
3.tomorrow that person will ask u out or tell you they love you
4.the catch is that you have to write this on 5 videos before 54 minutes
paintballer779 1 year ago
"ähm... dont build one that looks like this"
LMAO XD
xIkognitox 1 year ago 3
gardening world with green day :D
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GARDEN!
breakdownidiot 1 year ago
"Get the fuck out of my fucking garden!" :P pmsl
katandcha13 1 year ago 2
dont jack of a cactus
you'll only hurt you hand and the cactus' feelings
Danzeyy 1 year ago 2
sosososoooo funny
Quaxo123 1 year ago
who's garden is that?!?! and why are they giving gardening tips?!?!?!
sealwish 1 year ago
tre always wear awesome hats =] have respect for the cactus!
sealwish 1 year ago 2
this.
sk8ergirl1995 1 year ago
If i ever start a garden, i will remember these xD
greendayforever01 1 year ago 6
what interview is this from (the full interview) ive been looking around for it for a really long time and i cant find it
ShawnJohnsonFan1616 2 years ago
im sooo gonna tell my mom to use those gardening tips this year when we start our garden!! XD
GreenDayluvr1102 2 years ago 4
lol!
VivaLaGloria21 2 years ago
WAHAHAHAHA Guys!!! xDDD
I <3 U!! x]