drunk guy tries to buy beer

[ztwntyn8]

... and this bastard has made me laugh to tears twice today.

[ztwntyn8]

I've been pleny drunk but couldn't pull this off sober. That dude is fucked up.

[nzp0werh0use]

this guy definitely needs to keep drinking

[xBl00dBrothersX]

There's no guarantee that he is just drunk - he could also be drugged.

[ethervagabond]

@xBl00dBrothersX Bro, that dude is drunk. I've done every drug in the book and there's only one thing that makes you do that: alcohol.

[xBl00dBrothersX]

@ethervagabond ahhh, ok I'll take your word for it. So he is just severely drunk. Got it.

[EvanesEmperor]

Please get rid or your video comments.  They aren't funny.

[56dorty]

:P XD

[56dorty]

most worst video ever

[Qbk117]

Bars...

[cloudgirl150]

I assume he thought the bowl was the door knob...

[kzalldaz]

You can't get like this with just alcohol, I've tried, and definitely impossible with one kind of drink. You'd have to be faking some of what's really true without passing out first. Mixes of drugs + mixes of drinks will do it.

[wheretheFiswaldo]

Suprise trust fall!! 4:21

[ugtyper]

i get like this every weekend....i dnt see the problem...lol

[jlistetson]

whata champ

[mclilace]

i have watch it on tv but to watch the full video it even more funnier lmao.

[DearBossMusic]

This is not alcohol. This is ketamine.

[Concetra]

@wrkstudio just contacted the FBI. .

[seasonedcurlies]

I wonder what he said to make them go away when he was at the fridge... anyone got any ideas?

[drew81wr]

at least he kept going

[Th3Ch3m157]

This is the very best drunk ive ever seen! i cant get enough of this guy and his epic battle against gravity trying to suck him into the ground!

[Th3Ch3m157]

@theREALkaner if it was pcp he would have ripped the door off the hidges

[seasonedcurlies]

@Th3Ch3m157 not true

[Th3Ch3m157]

@seasonedcurlies tell that to rodney king

[369246800]

holy fucking shit... I do not look like that when i'm fucking drunk...

[mAnb3aRpig666]

hi oscar

[mAnb3aRpig666]

fake and gay



[mancilla903]

he was break dancing

[Pizarroconquer]

HM fake?

Defently not, probely LSD made him do this :p

[guitarking203]

this was on smash cuts

[pizzaboy20]

FAKE AND GAY!!!

[anthonyblewis]

haaha funny as all hell wht waz with those eggs?

[Peekingduck]

LOL why human beings rule this planet becomes a mystery, when watching stuff like this...

[towelie4202]

this dude isnt drunk. hes on ether.

[strike0fluck]

@towelie4202 considering ether's high only lasts about 2 minuts or less i dont think so.

[audramuse]

This is THE funniest thing I have EVER seen. Holy crap! I had to stop it a few times so I didn't die.

[asithgftoc]

haha its funny when he opens the fridge door

[RedlineXD]

him on the ground making weird movements makes me wonder... should i call an ambulance, or an exorcist?

[j97lopez]

my buddy experimented to see what it takes to be this drunk we come to a conclusion you need to drink cases of beer, do some coke, some crack, a bunch of xanax, down a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of tequila cause after all that thats what he looked like

[ALLANVC1980]

I dont think this is only alcohol

[mrbrockpeters]

I don't think this guy is simply drunk. He looks like he's got some serious damage to his brain.

[radar77377]

i like how at the end he just gets up andwalks out like a normal guy

[pspslim16]

thats ur dad while im at his house with his wife

[sunchild90]

lool look how drunk he is

[napalmman420]

Hahaha, the best is at 3:52, when he tries to use the bowl on the counter to keep himself from falling,

[KingR3aper]

Hooly shit hes wasted

[debbeejean]

Poor Dude...He should'a passed out a six pack ago...

No offense to people of extra weight...(me being one of them) BUT...

That store clerks tummy inspired a song:

"If I had a belly, I'd blame it on the telly." Sorry...tacky and mean...my bad. I still say poor dude...

They should have called the Police, or at the very least a taxi for him...I can't believe they let he just walk out the door...

His family needs to try to make him go to rehab...he may say no, no, no...

[ccreven]

Hahahah lmao!! :D

[SalmonfaceVCM]

What a dignified way to live.

[gatorstruck3]

iut looks like hes getting his ass beeten by a ghost

[kaytaycoo12]

bahha, he looks so confused.

[phkuarteira]

Hes sleepwalking!!!

[jagamasat]

thats pcp

[MOMLOVER100]

he walks like a zombie

[Franksenphotography]

woah Bruce, you got a lot of comments and hits on this one.

[Cudzilla21]

thats the ketamine shuffle.

[JDaKingman]

lmao gravity is a bitch for this guy....

[MrCrazyman1313]

This guy HAS to be from Wisconsin.

[mountaincritter]

He's like the living dead. Only not as good on his feet.

[metalwizard13]

oh just enjoy the video you zeeks.

[Brettfowler]

Hoax, acting !!!

[amosNandi]

If I ever find out he was acting, I will vote for him to get an Oscar every year for the rest of his life!

[SuperLoubyLou]

This is pure brilliance, hilarious!!! The part with the bowl is by far the funniest bit!!!

[BruceBriggs]

I agree!

[TheShamool]

ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[SkullakaAce]

Oh my goodness. This is funny.

[fueledbyshel]

Wow. This dude aint just drunk, hes CRUNKK. Something plus the alcohol. I lol'd hard though... His swinging on the glass cooler doors was the bestt.

[mustangersalie]

he's not drunk - he's just got rubber legs

[giantrobot9000]

The part around 3:50 with the blue bowl is the best.

[BruceBriggs]

I agree! WTF was in there? Looked like deviled eggs!!!

[mustangersalie]

LOL - "deviled eggs" made him do it

[96accordsir]

@BruceBriggs peeps!



[mrlongley]

the gentleman is on a drug called ketamine- he is not drunk or faking anything-this is obvious to recreational drug users. look it up. its some serious shit

[frodehauge]

"he is not drunk or faking anything"

Yeah, he just goes from not being able to stand up, to getting up and walking out normally in five seconds. Watch the entire clip before commenting?

[Khronnus]

Lmao, ket legs!

[mustangersalie]

just throw some ice water on him

[sponge315]

dude is either a pretty good physical actor or seriously needs rehab

[bkent4200]

he isnt drunk this is just his ritual to buying beer

[tranceme24]

Okay, I'm done playin! hahahahaha

[ivancheloo]

esto es basura totalmente falso

[98suns]

This is what happens when you mix medications.

[cnly04]

fake. terrible acting if any of u have ever seen anyone one trashed or have been there urself u can tell.

[umja345]

everyone acts different when they are trashed

[wasted6909]

@cnly04 who gives a shit if he's not drunk or on anything. Who would do that? its fuckin hilarious.

[39tommyboy]

theres nothing like sobering up in a cold drunk tank in jail some where. it sure makes a believer out of people who get drunk and go to town. if they dont get killed first on the way.

[krislinn12]

Wow- this is really bad.

[schlogz]

I wonder where in Florida this is. There is a Florida Lottery kiosk right when he enters the front door.

[crabzdown]

this isnt being drunk this is being posessed lmfao

[rleary1]

0:57 Whether it's fake or not I do like when he's trying to get his legs to work. Looks funny.

[Nekkidj]

it looks to me that he is in a tilted room.  or a town on a huge hill

[eatyrsoul]

fake, he works there

[bboypoprocks]

xtra large bowl of special k.

[Justin2cu]

fake fake fake fake

[123daydream321]

yea dont try to name the drug hes on unless youve done it or know someone, definately not shrooms lol

[jakewalker16]

he is on ketamine i have done it many a time.

[123daydream321]

i agree, i was replying to guy who said shrooms

[snewso]

it's 10 am on a tuesday, He obviously just received his H1N1 vaccine.

[Sebbe720]

Haha yeah xD

[klintlk]

Gotta be real. I've been there.....That's what makes me laugh so hard. If you think someone took the time to make 10 min. video of a guy trying to understand gravity, and can't quite grasp it, you're wrong. Gotta love drinking problems..............

[davidallenroth]

notice hes able to get in the store fine and then all of a sudden hes to drunk to get off the floor. fake

[telefunkenu48]

Shrooms? Are you kidding? You've obviously never done them, and don't know anyone who has, so don't speculate about things you don't know anything about.

This looks like a K-hole, plain and simple. Alcohol does not explain the 5 minutes of helplessness in one spot on the floor.

[ALECSF15]

its not funny when you add all those gay shit on the video

[Maltaskin]

he probably took shrooms

[Tmanslick]

I think there is something wrong with this guy other than alcohol. Yeah he was wasted but his lack of functioning ability was messed up.

[frodowannabe]

I don't think this is fake either. Some of you are making comments that he just gets up and leaves at the end like he is fine, but if you watch the real-time video, he is still uneasy when he gets up.

[commment]

Just an earthquake,that is all.

[genious36]

i lol'ed at 4.25

[bananfluen100]

fake or not this is funny

[bertsbug]

watch the end he was playing around and damn he did a good job

[Sammerkona]

How can this video have over 30,000 views and only 48 comments? Anyone?

[potheadNZ]

haha he was break dancing

[SDnative9]

MrFunnyDwarf  they're actually called shrooms you shrooming MF!!! not srooms

[MrFunnyDwarf]

yeah sorry but i'm running out of "h" so in trying to spare some

[wlendle2000]

This isn't funny. He could have alcohol poisoning. I hope someone called an ambulance.

[MrFunnyDwarf]

that's not alcohol, it seems a huge dose of srooms or mescaline, but whatever: actually is pretty funny :D

[Predata22]

Notice the walk and the fun he has while he's down on the floor. Ketamine.

[zangairam]

lol who drove him there

[ProJanitor]

Fake

Photoshopped

[Killerlady118]

how can this be photoshopped?

[ProJanitor]

The fact that you're taking that comment seriously, further reduces my hope in humanity.

[Killerlady118]

ohh...sorry. lol. i feel stupid, i actually thought photoshop could edit videos..I'M SERIOUS! lol

[ProJanitor]

Hope restored.

You didn't argue a lost battle; finally someone unique.

[bboypoprocks]

hope restored...lol.

[LilKapo818]

ok im done playing lol when he falls down how does this happen rofl 3:50

[Densi350]

for sure he's getting back home by driving

[schlafanzyk]

watch it in real-time, not fast-forward. you can clearly see he is not faking. have you never been drunk and tried to fight it? if you relax first and then concentrate hard, you can get yourself together for a short moment. he rested on the ground for quite some time before leaving and he probably faceplanted on the second step he was out the door... so there is really nothing there to make it seem like a fake.

[shinysideup100]

K-HOLE

[labitz]

this is stupid it's fake

[hammeredd]

Makes my day i love the lean he's just staggering i wonder if he Drove there?

[j828224m]

its not fake he's just high

[TheMonkpuss]

Ketamine power you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rising90zg]

4:28... guy - "ok dude, now just lay down, dont go anywhere"

yeah he sure can go away...

[claysmom00]

This guy looks like he is having partial seizures or has CP. It freaks me out!

[Activsoul]

I'm just looking at 3:40 when he suddenly gets a burst of sobriety, gets up, and walks right out in a straight line. Do salvia or hallucinogenics have lapses like that, or is that enough proof that he's faking it?

[BruceBriggs]

LOL... I think that's the part where they probably told him "we're calling the cops". That's usually enough to induce a burst of sobriety!

[jackblackstudio]

For those that this dude is faking it, watching this guy fall against the shelf at 3:50 without reacting to pain.... I mean the video is not all that clear but it sure looks like he took the corner of the shelf to middle of his back. Anyways, I'm glad this was caught on tape hahahaha

[BruceBriggs]

LOL!

[LilKapo818]

funnyest shit alive damn that drunk i never get that drunk lol

[ufah]

haha help em out someones pulling him with an invisible rope!

[BruceBriggs]

LMAO!!!

[Brados87]

them bud's really fuck you up..i know

[MultiVictoria1234]

at 4:25 did the man pish him down

[xSID993x]

sux vedio

[got2dance4fun]

I love how the old guy at 1:52 just stands there and stares for a bit lol

[bestamerica]

he is a WUI

[grimmenigma949]

what?

[floydd2001]

So much funnier in fast forward :-)

If you guys think it is fake, This guy should be an actor. You can't fake the way this guy is. At the end he sits, composes himself (probably waits for a moment for the world to stop spinning) and when he had his chance he quickly makes a run for the door all in one quick move. he probably landed face down on the pavement once outside.

pure gold

[honde07]

Haha. If you ever done salvia or mushrooms u wuld understand where this guy is coming from. You can feel gravity pulling you. Its pretty fuckin crazy bro. Id say hes on some kind of psychedelic

[MrFunnyDwarf]

i agree it looks totally some psyc drug

[BruceBriggs]

Makes sense! It looks like he was trying to walk up a steep hill in San Francisco!

[KingfisnPunk]

bavo if fake if not hell need AAA

[smokngamer]

to get his car towed? I think you mean AA

[KingfisnPunk]

lol u got it

[Stingerbillion]

Wow. so he was faking it all this time. Amazing. Check out the very end he just walks out without any problems.

[pizzaboy20]

FAKE lol incase you didn't notice at the very end he walks out like he isn't drunk off his ass.

[BruceBriggs]

lol right - that's the funniest part! HAHAHA!

[imtang0708]

Drunk??!!!??? Try Heroin or Oxicontin!!!!! He definitely IS NOT DRUNK!!! I have NEVER seen a sloppy drunk like this but, I've seen some dope fiends looking exactly like this dude!!!!

[BruceBriggs]

Well whatever he is, he most definitely knew exactly where the beer was! LOL! thanks for the comment!

[verso2012]

The drunk of the year !!!!

[snarerator]

and did this guy drive there?

lol i sooo wish there was audio

[BruceBriggs]

EXACTLY! I wondered the same thing. From the looks of it, he SWAM there!

If there was audio, this would be the BEST video of all time.

[snarerator]

this guy has to be fucking hammered