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  • Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

  • how do you defend from leg and arm broking and how do you upgrade so you can kick heads

  • chuck norris in a fair fight!? but that means.... that he could lose!?!?!

  • no roundhouse wtf? its a imposter!!

  • same as sparta but instead of sparta it.chuck norris

  • I AMMMMM CCCHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK NNNNNNNOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIII­IIIISSSSSSSSSSS (chuck norris)

  • well i saw him get hit... so apparently thats not chuck norris

  • xDD

  • Look at 1:15.

    He gets punched and his pecs move with his face....

  • This chuck norris is a phoney. I never ONCE saw a beardfist attack.

  • @Gex824

    sigh* stop copieing comments youve seen on other shows....

    

  • You can not make images of God

  • If you watch closely, you can notice that those are not really humans

  • @ThePetarCar well nah your smart

  • One does not simply be hit by Chuck Norris.

  • If chuck norris is better then this, your face shall be hit against the keyboard. tyri hcdyu6j[sxyu5.fje.;fb M8 *%MI 8uaehnbfdxlehgb ndtjzsjncvcyhdtrkjntrdshedtfgb­btfhfbvggsedxnbfgsezrgsezgefay­e\hsdmgfrsjbdhnb gfajsdfgsadfgaiukftasdfgsaftga­jsdfsadfhtwgejamsdntfwsje4rgv yurjesgdmba rdbwsuehdfgbrsfuyjhewrnsgtdfuy­jhfvw eqwtsf34whygfqrsdfgsmgbawe4jhr­mfbwejrtsdhfbwaejfsdchgwnjswhg­hs3qr324qtrw34teq4w3restdgf3wr­estdwerndhbujearbmzgxdfvbsyur\­hgfvbseJRHSMJDTGFBUESJHSGFVWBU­RSEJDGTW3EYRJHGTWEJSHRTWYEJRHG­TS

  • FU*K CHUCK NORRIS HE LICKS DIARRHEA LMAO

  • Anderson Silva would kill Bitch Norris lol

  • Who would win: Chuck Norris or Ken Shamrock?

  • I disliked because Chuck Norris doesn't get hit.

  • Norris vs Leonidas

  • song name

  • how would he descend from heavens in the utc

  • LOL knee pads...so that's the secret to Chuck Norris' power!!! HYHHYYAAAAA!!!! "Head explodes"

  • dude you are dead, if chuck norris see this video......

  • it's obviously fake!! chuck norris can not take damage

  • whenever he gets hit its a bug that needs to be fixed

  • the beat is the craziest beat ever

  • One easily wat u can tell he is nit chuck norris is only by one thing he says chuck norris dosent battle he just alows u to lose

  • Chuck Norris is the real deal.

  • Tire o video do ar ou o CHUCK NORRIS te mata!

    Remove video from the air or kill CHUCK NORRIS!

  • I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.

    If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-

  • @Gex824 nice 1 :P

  • @Gex824 And now you know

  • @Gex824 Bitch PLease hahahaha

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  • @Gex824 I take it your religious? no one else would be mad enough to rage over the meme that chuck norris has become.

  • @Jldmon You're looking way too deeply into something that is nothing more than a joke, mate. No, I'm not religious. I just have a sense of humour.

  • @Gex824 jokes are funny, what you said had no comedy behind it at all. try again?

  • @Jldmon 66 ppl thought it was... opps 67 now hahahaha

  • @Jldmon So it went over your head. I can live with that.

  • @Gex824 i can live with it not being funny too :)

  • @Jldmon Then it's settled. We're both happy. Moving swiftly on...

  • @Gex824 nevermind it was funny, i just didnt read it right because i posted it after a 12 hour gaming binge

    well played sir.

  • @Gex824 This is absolutely the funniest comment I've read on YouTube ever! Thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably for like 5 minutes straight.. Wow, my sides hurt

  • @ejdavis72 You're very welcome. lol

  • this game sux

  • @ssimon64 the whole sport does.

  • lol, 235 lbs? Chuck Norris is 5' 8" and 170 lbs. this is Super Chuck Norris!

  • this? thiis is shit!!

  • Aw come on. Everyone knows Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, breathes hammers and can take shotgun blasts standing, let alone wimpy punches

  • Nothing says Chuck Norris would have been even a decent MMA fighter even in his younger years. The man is little more than myth.

  • nice moves man

  • chuck norris also goes by the name of COLT. Check out his old bodyguard movies sometimes. he is wearing shades and a blue and white butterfly collar shirt.

  • song?

  • Fact: Chuck Norris is a massive pussy.

  • @dEdGrimley Fact: So is your mom or you know that.

  • Fuck that vid! soap would have pulled a knfe out of his stomach and still would have beat the shit out of him.

  • 1:48 Chuck Norris vs Soap McTavish?

  • @ForgottenEmoSecret soap has a scar on his face, but you were close :P

  • WOW you made him great! it looks just like him ahhaha.. that was kick mass idea.

  • when chuck norris fights the timer goes up.

    the stage breaks when his foot steps in

    your tv will implode from chuck norris' fist

  • Nah. Chuck Norris's Health bar would cover the entire screen... this is a Fake !

  • cartoon not specified in title.

    misleading title, so thumbs down.

  • @TomBrooklyn UFC undisputed is a game title DUMBASS

  • Clearly that is not chuck noris. Every1's head would exploded after the first punch

  • Where are the roundhouse kicks, fuckface?

  • Please guys! what the name of song in this video?

  • its a game

    

  • fake

    

  • Fake, Chuck Norris would've won even without the round starting.

  • @Thanatosnaj He would have won when he said his name

  • phhh it dose not take 4 minuts and 8 second it takes more like 2 second

  • @12345hiization ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • proof that it is fake. chuck never misses a kick. this video should end at 0 :34

  • what the name of song? please

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  • omg its actually him

  • SACA TU CAGA DE VIDEO SACO DE WEA !!! GRINGO QLO

  • song name please

  • Here are a few real facts about the actor/martial arts expert in honor of his big day. I hope he has planned a celebratory afternoon of cake, presents and roundhouse kicks.

    1. Chuck Norris' real name? That would be Carlos Ray Norris. He was born in Ryan, Okla.

    2. Chuck got his nickname after he joined the Air Force and was sent to South Korea. There, he began training in the martial arts.

    Some interesting facts about Chuck oh i mean Carlos.

  • @gwyman74 good now let me get you a cookie....

  • you no thats immpossible cu if there was two chuck norrises alive and fighting there would be no existince left any where in god's reaches

  • if chuck norris is so powerful then he should come to my house and slam my face on the keyisuifhfuthuejubdytwu8-=r4ue­ox

  • If that would be the real Chuck Norris he would have knocked everybody out with one Roundhouse Kick

  • Only problem here is that Chuck norris is hairier than a bear.

  • Chuck Norris is 5'10"

  • @JefferstChmilst i think a bit less, about 5'8

  • @1980MPR I looked it up and it said 5'10. But maybe that was back in the day.

  • @JefferstChmilst Or maybe he was wearing thick shoes when his height was taken , but is obvious that he is not 235, he is not a heavyweight.

  • @1980MPR I just hope that one day people will realize that Chuck Norris jokes are sarcastic.

  • @JefferstChmilst People rarely care about the truth, since their emotional needs lead them to believe in what they want to believe even by denying all the evidences that prove them wrong, so maybe they will never realize the truth about Chuck Norris' jokes.

  • @1980MPR Anyone with half a brain knows they are satire lol..

  • 4:43 lol i love how chuck keeps punching Lesnar, even though Brock's unconscious

  • I will never understand people who find these chuck norris jokes funny. Hes a bitch.

  • obv bullshit, the only person to ever punch Chuck Norris was his self to prove he couldnt be knocked out

  • Why does Chuck even have a loss column in his stats???

  • @starski8888 hr lose to bruce lee

  • Norris is only 5'4

  • Can Chuck Norris lose in this game? If yes, when will the developers fix that bug?

  • FAKE

    Chuck Norris Never Fail a Punch

  • Chuck Norris Is totally Fake, His real name is not even Chuck, It's Carlos! What do you think of your idol now

  • @gwyman74 dude are you high?

  • chuck norris was only 5ft 10 inches and 170 lbs, you made him 6ft 235, wtf

  • why is his home city "Oklahoma, OK' shouldn't it be "Oklahoma City, OK"?

  • bwahahaahh) lolz)

  • his record is no 0-0 its actually an infinity sign.

  • only chuck norris can make himself

  • It was great! I was there!

  • @jayjoetube14 ahahahahaa

  • @jayjoetube14 ahahahahaa

  • chuck norris would have made him explode by staring at him.

  • fake chuck norris would have beaten him in 2 seconds 

  • asshole

    

  • is this for pc ?

  • That MMA record isn't 0-0, it's a sideways 8 like an infinity.

  • My fav character in life is chuck

    

  • WTF!: MMA record 0-0, lenght 6'O''. And Weight 235!!!!?

  • If this was real life the other guy should be dead by 0:40

  • @KnightHero22 hahahah i rofled my ass of xD

  • OMG, this juss gave me an idea on UFC Undisputed 3.. im so gonna make a Chuck Norris fighter haha!

  • All that's missing is the 20lbs of body hair this guy has

  • @KnightHero22 I used to talk shit about Chuck Norris on You Tube then I took multiple kicks punches and arrows in the knee!

  • --'

    

  • ummm unrealistic Chuck Norris is more of a kicker

  • can u create guys in this game?

  • But chuk norris does not hunt !

  • No roundhousekick?

  • FAKE !! He didnt knock them out with one shot ! Or is it a bug? :s

  • Chuck Norris doesnt get punched!!!!!! I CALL HACKS

  • difficulty was clearly on Easy

  • That's wrong, the opponent must die when chuck norris come in to the octagon

  • Chuck Norris - yea riiiiight why put his name on this fake c--p.

  • 0:58 soap??

  • Fake, Chuck norris cant lose life.

  • Chuck norris is a fucking idoit

  • This game is so unrealistic, I mean, there wasn't even a mushroom cloud when Norris puched the guy.

  • 1:55 soap mc tavish

  • chuck norris won before the fight started that was practise

  • whys every1 hating its a game and he did say hes not the best player...

  • what game?

  • I HATE MMNO EA MORE THEN ANYTHING ALL SO SHIITTTE NO ESPEIAL TECHNIC

  • My fav character in Warcraft is Chuck Norris.

  • @megasif warcraft is for nerds -_-

  • @florisvdwolf Nerds are the most intelligent and successful people to ever walk the earth, though.

    The machine your using? Created by nerds.

    Game consoles? Created by nerds.

    Phones? yep, you guessed it.

    Laptops, etc just about everything electronic= nerds+geeks.

    They are fucking epic.

  • @florisvdwolf i thought sooo too i never played it i was fucking around. but, i can inform you on a word i found out....Noob and the one I use for all beginners, Newbie Glitch. Hahaha lol.

  • @megasif see my vids&learn herbs like coriander,kelp,kale,dadnelion,­dock ETC

  • Wherever CN goes you will all die.

  • is bruce lee on this game..if not he definitely should be.

  • according to one youtube user, chuck looks like a 70's porn star.

  • FAKE!!! no one can live from chuck norris' kicks

  • wie kann man nur sone kagge hochladen?

    

  • hahaha he beat brock at his own game

    heil chuck norris

  • This game is so unrealistic. Everyone knows Chuck Norris only needs one punch to win.

  • I have met Chuck norris in person and Chuck is about 5'8.

  • chuck norris would not stand a chance in the UFC i dont know y every one talks him up so much

  • Fake and gay. "Chuck Norris" got hit

  • all you had to do to win was roundhouse kick them fucking idiot

  • fuck chuck nor.....(RIP Wolf grove swat)

  • what song is this

  • dUDe tHaT's jEsUs nOT cHUck nORrIs

  • @snitcher23 whats the differance

  • @RCK62Here Wait... If Chuck Norris is 5'7....and I'm 13, and 5'8....I'm taller than Chuck Norris? LIES!

  • chuck norris would have had a 1hit ko

  • his punches are soo strong that this guys titts even move after a few seconds at 1:14...

  • this game is shit. with Chuck Norris you should one shot anybody. This game is unrealistic.

  • Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete pussy. If he is truly the ultimate, badass god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfn­aejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaef­nm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkam­fl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemj­ewang/amwsfil;ajhgasfmioer]jna­g;ahfm;ojaigf]jfaf;ija'fwofew

  • @KnightHero22 LOL