Hold my calls - Real life video games

[Mebasa1]

cool

[m1k32020]

Call of Duty.

[MrMuffin412]

hey u told me to view ur videos so i decided to take a chance and view them and i think u should start making some cartoon videos instead of making it sound like news channel, im not being mean but cartoon videos is what made my channel have a decent amount of views

[4546131]

borderlands D: mabe not a good idea to shoot at gangs and big effing dinosaur things

[hayhay643]

no offense but at first i thought you were some spamming jerk sending me mail but im so happy that i decided to check you out it just is so ironic about your stories!

[P13Guy]

@hayhay643 Thanks for taking a chance :)

[Mebasa1]

lol



[DEWBLAST88]

Cod Nazi zombies

[MrMacattack11]

Woah...these videos are so weird...but i cant stop watching...

[antmaster95]

super mario bros.

[antmaster95]

i'd like all of the above ice creams

[lucajedi]

Obviously Assassin's Creed

[LifeandDeath130]

mortal kombat...

[thekeithspage]

Mario

[NinjaFingers19]

Did you name your cow after fluffe from flufee talks? Because he makes the same kinda vids, but i like em, so ima sub (:

[P13Guy]

@NinjaFingers19 Actually it has nothing to do with that. I thought it was a funny name for a cow.

[DBZisthebestanimever]

split second

[kylethehedgehog101]

probably Mario brothers wouldn't translate very well into real life, that would having shrooms and hitting your head on blocks, and even jumping on turtles wouldn't end well...

[TheAlwaysn4ever]

hell yeah I love to steal the cop cars in grand theft auto!!! ha ha ha ha ha :) I love you p13guy!!!!

[Dewman1272]

Mortal Kombat! :D

[NokiGP]

Heh...i'm from Romania.I know that story, however here it says only the woman was in the bed.

[NokiGP]

@NokiGP Oh and the guy was hiding under the bed ( i don't remember for what reason)

[SubjectDelta86]

counter strike

[Unrealman360]

halo



[jameyjames100]

ALL C.O.D GAMES

[MrEj1968]

Super Mario galaxy would not translate to real life since you jump or slap animals heads in order to progress through a level, also in Super Mario galaxy 2 you have to ride a dinosaur's back in some levels. Good video!

[wargun1000]

crash bandicoot

twisted metal

spyro

mario bros

starwars battelfront

[MrMartinBunny]

Spy sapping meh cell phone!

[CsiMiamiLover09]

Gand Theft Auto.

[CsiMiamiLover09]

ahaha~~

[MrHadesI]

Don't try Dante's Inferno. If you're in hell .. well ..could be a problem to come back

[evilisbliss]

I heard about the second story. I can't believe people are that stupid.

[MrBlorx]

Ever played Saw the video game? Yeah :P

[evilisbliss]

@MrBlorx That actually would translate well in real life, if you're smart enough to pull off Jigsaw's traps without getting caught.

[SonicMegamanFan]

Video games that shouldn't be attempted in real life:

Any and all fighting games.

Left 4 Dead (it's the zombie apocalypse for god's sake.)

[megaexplosions]

donkey kong, a guy walks into a half finished construction site flailing a hammer wildly while him friends light oil drums on fire and throw them at him.

[WolfgreenFang]

POKEMON



[IceBlade102]

one of those games where you jump from cliff to cliff till you fall and lose a life. I wonder if that guy ever considered the fact that you only have one life in real life :)

[MegaManRetroX]

Glad I Didn't Delete Your Message. lol

[P13Guy]

@MegaManRetroX That makes 2 of us :)

[theflyingpen]

@P13Guy yea im glad too, ive watched every video since i got the pest control via explosives vid

[antmaster95]

@P13Guy me three :P

[ashleyyyyyyy]

I love your videos and I'll never stop watching! I just get than sincere feeling from you that your not just into making videos for money. Plus I absolutely love hearing the stories and watching the animations you have created. Keep doing what you do and I will always me a loyal commenter, faver, thumbs upper and most of all fan :):)

[P13Guy]

@ashleyyyyyyy Thanks for the positive feedback. It keeps me inspired.

[umm36]

uhh left for dead...? halflife 2? all the other zombie apokalypse games?

and of course... Fable....

no matter how much you punch the ground, flames are NOT gonna come up and kill everyone around you...

[MegaGeek325]

Bomberman.

...

Yeah. Just... Bomberman.

Hell, just the title doesn't translate well in reality.

[Formutha]

Assassins Creed.

Nuff' Said...

[zoorroo66]

Call Of Duty do i really need to explain?

[411KB]

hmmm fallout?? yikes.

[kalo96792]

as far as im concerned, there is no poor taste with stories like these. this guy is a grade A dumbass.

[JippyCamel]

Halo?!?!?

[hugesbspfreak]

and Mario Kart, for the obvious reasons

[hugesbspfreak]

Kirby, you suck up you're enemies and gain their power to defeat more and sucking in air and jumping won't make you fly

[123PokemonFan]

The Modern Warfare series wouldnt go over well.

[DragonsRule02]

I'm so glad you put in the outtakes, they make me laugh so much x') <33

[MagicStraightJacket]

Brutal Legend. If there were 3 armies running after 40 people in real life, their fans wouldn't exactly erupt from the ground and carry him back to life.

[123KaraRox]

hahaha . I remember when you sent me your video in a youtube inbox, it was worth it ! SOOO FUNNY !

[zupernam]

@123KaraRox i wish i could thumb's up your comment more than once lol!

[ShayminQueenReviews]

Poke'mon; kids trowing platic balls at their pets and wild animals trying to "catch em' all."

[234Bowls]

RuneScape: Going around hitting people & Animals with swords And Sticks.

Flatout 2: Driving Really Fast Then Smashing Through the front screen to pay sports.

Simpsons Hit & Run: Hitting people & phone booths with cars.

[Kittylitter21]

This is cute. I like you.

[mlgp7223]

that old Mappy gfame. i mean, you jumping upstairs people.... and u shouldnt do that. i leared the hard way while trying to make a video :(

[FreakyFreak50]

PAC MAN!!!!

[SalladTM]

I feel privileged to be one of the 2-3000 people that get to enjoy your videos. You really should have more views, but i am glad that I get to enjoy these when so few people do.

[popopopo5445]

World of warcraft!

[WhateverFlows100]

Star wars, because if you get a sword and pretend it's a Light Saber (I think that's how you spell it.) Your neck would get cut, or whatever violence.

[GrayWolfen1488]

How about Resident Evil? XD Or uh... Time Splitters?

[Scatertom1]

QOTD: Team Fortress 2

[MauriceThe007]

I live in Romania and i know about the burglar's case. Actually, he was hiding under the bed when his phone rang. Imagine the husband's reaction: "Honey, is that your phone ringing?" "No dear, there's someone talking on the phone under our bed"

[helldogify]

C.O.D

[smiley8120]

Almost any game doesn't translate well in real life :P

[Gyzyn]

Max Payne! Becouse in real life you wouldn't move in slow motion :)

[EnjoyVideos99]

Pokemon, why? ANIMAL ABUSE

[ids5621]

every...single...game...evah!

[eproulx]

Video games that wouldn't work in real life:

1-Pac man, especially when you know very well that ghosts don't eat people or vice versa. If you manage to even find four ghosts.

2- Missile command. I'm sure that Bush would have liked to play that but now it's too late.

3- Sonic; I'd get tired after half of level one.

[Powerstars321]

Pacman, you'd get fat

[simpsonfanboy]

Any turn based RPG, in fights in real life, people tend not to take turns attacking each other haha.

[Thearl]

Thanks for the post. Super Mario Brothers.

[Thearl]

Thanks for the post.

[imsoaninja4]

wii sword fighting.

[pcgamerguy1234]

I love the animations you use

[09sc00terist09]

this guy's a ledgend

[whodosent12]

From..romania you said? oh coll....my contry really sucks..

[m4ttrul3s]

pacman.

[digisprite]

pokemon steal animals from there home and familys then makeing them fight other anmails to the death

[Sonicpower1500]

World of Warcraft.

[funkyX000]

GTA

[DaComputaMasta]

....Half LIfe?

[RavnDream]

Survival horror like Silent Hill, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth is perfect if you're paranoid-delusional visiting a hicktown or foreign village. lol

American McGee's Alice -- Axe Crazy in an English park.

Prince of Persia -- acrobatics...on a couple of skyscrapers!

[GregorySpikeMD]

meh i wouldn't recommend playing assasins creed in real life, could get yourself in trouble...

[09sc00terist09]

@GregorySpikeMD lol

[aysonator]

guitar hero... wait a minit :P

[punbaca]

any asian hentai games

[RunescaperSeaman472]

your like a 2 story sxephil, without swearing.

your awesome.

[Shadoboy]

Mario Kart. If you fall off a cliff in real life there won't be a creature in a cloud to rescue you with his fishing pole.

[soufang]

Man Hunt, kingdom hearts

[Massakre8492nd]

SOCOM

[flamingarse1]

@Massakre8492nd dude rly? are you joking cause if not socom would work out pretty well

[Massakre8492nd]

@flamingarse1 i'm joking :)

[queenepiph]

I'll be completely honest. I'm sure the part about real frogger was hilarious, and I'm sure you had a lot of funny things to say. But I was so damn distracted by that cute jumping man. One of the most entertaining animations you've made so far. "My other line" was pretty funny too, though. Thanks for another great video!

[MatrixMasta2009]

you gave advice on how to steal from someone....when they're sleeping...

[dakidwholiketoplay]

Were is my comment on a stick?

[TheMocitytx]

SAINTS ROWW 1 & 2

[WordsOfWillsdom]

WoW, Modern Warfare 2, God of War, and Mario.

[CoolGuyWithAShirt]

Pac Man might be a bad idea... probably have to be on mushrooms or be Remi Gallard to play it >.>

[tfeth282]

Mario. Period.

[zgamer49]

Wii Sports. Sports would never be possible in real life.

[DirectorMeadows]

you need more views!

[P13Guy]

@DirectorMeadows Tell that to youtube. Maybe they will stop recommending RWJ and Shane Dawson to people and recommend less popular youtubers (but equally as entertaining, all IMHO of course). In the end, it's about the mighty dollar.

[Godzie1]

@P13Guy The only reason Dawson gets all those views that made him rich? There is a mass majority of girls between the ages of 10-20 who are in love w/him & worships the ground he walks on! He can act like a perverted retard? But it turns these girls on! So I guess everyone has a gimmick? But I like your videos & you & youtraxnews are my 2 favorite!

[DirectorMeadows]

you need more views!

[Alquimia92]

Resident Evil O_O

[mcdom89]

super mario

[MagnusvonYoshi]

Call of Duty/Cthulu?

[Rikku4u]

Assassin's Creed 'cause you can't jump off a tall building and land in a whee lbarrel of hay and survive.

[HBK23451]

shooting games

[Detachstudios13]

PAC MAN...damn ghost are freakin creepy

[300tunes]

Sims xD!!!!!!!!! Get it?!

[ComputersAreMyHobby]

Portal wouldn't work too well. Imagine what some idiots would try...

[AzuraFan49]

Call of Duty or Mario Kart.

[ElSonambulo6]

super mario, never try to break a block of bricks with you bare hands, and don't step on turtles

[MrMeAndMyVideos]

@ElSonambulo6 What about the nomming on spotted shrooms?

[ElSonambulo6]

@MrMeAndMyVideos well some people eat shrooms, and they go flying

[MrMeAndMyVideos]

@ElSonambulo6 Best response ever :)

[Apocaskybanzz]

@ElSonambulo6 and dont eat random mushrooms that come out of bricks, they DO NOT make you grow big

[JelloOnWeb]

halo maybe?

[DrolKeegEht]

Video games that wouldn't translate well into real life?

Persona 4. For fuck's sake, random teenagers that all SOMEHOW know how to fight with swords and knives, and a chick who can fight the magical bullshit demons because she watched too many kung-fu movies?

And all said monsters exist inside a TV world?

... Actually. That would be awesome in real life. Open that shit up!

[Alfa795]

World of Warcraft, think how sad it would be if your friend died from an Orgrimmar guard and you tried to ressurect him : /

[ThePhysGun]

Just Cause 2

[WillyM79]

The Sims

[mCKIEbABYoNEmOREtIME]

halo? black opes?

[TheNerdLikesPie]

Mario Kart

I think if you threw firecrackers at your buddy from a go-cart...your buddy wouldn't be very happy

[Splangy1]

gee umm how about any game out there

[Baren817]

saints row. i mean killing someone while naked

[thefamousrobloxian]

assassins creed...

[KINGHASAN2000]

god of war 3

[AnEvilLemon]

Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War, Left 4 Dead, Battle Field Bad Company 2, Home Front, Dead Rising, Crackdown, Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, Borderlands, World of Warcraft, Civilization, Fallout, and Mine Craft are all good games/ series that should be left to the Xbox 360/ PlayStation 3/ Wii and not real life.

[cordell1999]

gta

[MrLOBIP]

any games that involve hooker

[433barrett]

damn.. gears of war..... im not allowed to use chainsaws anymore..... RIP the oj simpson family.... o wait... ahh shit!

[Junedude433]

Assassin's Creed trying to free run won't get you half way across a city it will get you dead

[TDMedia89]

Halo More, you would get beat up for looking stupid and then you would die

[TDMedia89]

COD

[HeartBronkenAngel]

Black Ops.

[Double303]

All of the Call of duty Games would be.

[magicoA]

@Double303 ...those are war games, and are mostly realistic

[Double303]

@magicoA But mostly not....some guns have fake names, but I don't want to get into it. So let's leave it at that.

[magicoA]

@Double303 ok then haha

[ZetaNeubourn]

I guess it wasn't enough points for an extra life. :U

Ever heard of a game called Postal? Yeah..... hopefully no one starts a real life version of that. >->

[SoWachuWan]

@ZetaNeubourn HAHAHA postal. good thing that game didn't get popular.

[ZetaNeubourn]

@SoWachuWan No doubt, right? Same with the sequel... dunno how that got made. |D

[EnjoyVideos99]

@ZetaNeubourn Postal, you mean like, mail?

[ZetaNeubourn]

@EnjoyVideos99 Errr.... no, Postal as in crazy. :U Basically it's one of the most violent, offensive game out there.

[Fargosis16]

Sonic: the cops will come after you after you smash alll the vending machienes and rob the jewlry stor of all their golden rings

you'd get sued if you tryed to light someones cat on fire

every fat man in red is gonna be callin the cops on you after you jump on them

ull get fined for runing around naked

trying to mutat a fox is not a good idea

all the star wars fans will come after you after you destroy R2-D2

if you try runing throuh the loops on a rollar coster your gonna smash your skull

[blader09111]

Mario, Halo, L4D1&2, Contra, Half-Life, etc.

and that Frogger story ... maybe watching Mega64 is too much for some people

[deathjoker666]

robbing somebody's house is just stupid no matter what. mortal kombat since one you can't rip people's heads off but if you try to you might get your head bashed in by a bat or beaten down badly.

[SirPreyasThe619]

Its amazing the people in this world.

[ItsDianaSkye]

Pacman wouldn't translate well

[Blackwingggys]

Obviously it's Halo

[MKB0NES]

Dead rising 1 and 2

[jjmara01]

mario kart, i think hitting a car with a turtle shell will kill you XD

[Hereticbooks]

Pac Man probably wouldn't "translate" well into real life. You might get terrible heart burn.

[karlsantos]

@Hereticbooks

There already are pizza eating contests.

[Hereticbooks]

@karlsantos

Oh right. I forgot. Here in Montana we have testicle eating contests. Just type in "Testicle Festival"

[funerstuff]

sims

[Fargosis16]

@funerstuff dude that game IS life

[funerstuff]

@Fargosis16 it is a inside joke with my friends

[Fargosis16]

@funerstuff :D

[TFORTITUDE]

Any shooter where you respawn after being shot. However, Bioshock's story could translate well with the destruction of the human society due to the desire for power, but the vitachamber wouldn't work at all. You would be dead in a puddle of water cause you decided to take a swimming break.

[DARKCRZEROX]

Who in their right or wrong mind leave their cell phone when jacking in a person house.lol

[lordofdarkdudes]

wow

[thedude97000]

I GOT IT!!!!!SUPER SMASH BROS.!