The Late Late Show - "Bill Engvall", 6.11 (2008)

[SecretTimeWarp]

"Is Craig Ferguson Scottish? Nope, he's just rehearsing for his role as Thin Bastard. Here's your sign."

[MastaKadaj]

lol, they've got good chemistry together. Funny stuff.

[jess401]

I understand him more than larry

[TsumeBeta038]

@poguen1 well go to hell lol

[SecretTimeWarp]

@poguen1 And you're a crap human being.

[1971sune]

great show hope to see it in sweden soon

[Driinex]

Oh, Bill, going off on one of your thought trips....

[1skullduggery]

the only way engvall would be funny is if we lived in a parallel universe and foxworthy didnt exist. then maybe he would have original material.

[Ranger11413]

@1skullduggery I agree with you 100% !

[freezerburnproductio]

dolphins aren't fish.

they are mammals

[Jiaal]

I'd LOVE to see an awkward silence with Bill Engvall. XD

[philgiesbrecht]

@Jiaal You'll have to wait a long, long long, long time!

[DRK3V0RK14N]

Bill is by far my favorite comedian.

[Ranger11413]

@DRK3V0RK14N Be that the case, your sense of humor must be horrible !

[DRK3V0RK14N]

@Ranger11413 its absolute rubbish.

[thomesocksup]

I love that clip. "you think this is a democracy"? love it

[FLICKGEEK]

I should watch this show more often.

[snakeblade88]

Love Bill, I really miss the Bill Engvall show!

[mgabrysSF]

Bill looks so much thinner since he got George Bush's penis out of his ass. Hope you like dark meat Bill - it's Obama time motherfucker!

[PhenomFan90]

"I brought some candy, but you have to find it." lmfao!

Ohh Bill...you make me chortle. x]

[ytertyu]

this was a good talk show ,,not like boring fucking letterman

[nerd189]

Dolphins aren't fish!!! they are mammals!

[reidthiss]

Bill is a clean funny, family kind of guy. he is the only one i let my daughter watch.

[Shays47]

As he says in his book (and as he names his book); he's "Just a Guy". You've known him, laughed with him, and if you're a girl; probably ignored him.

[alwayssme]

i agree, and ilove clean jokes, there are so many out there that think using THE F

word is funny..... to me its ignorant, disrespectful and not needed!!!

[reidthiss]

mm..maybe once or twice...just for effect.

[bart4111]

some time gee golly gosh darn just doesnt get the point across...

[1208tac]

I hit the wrong one. I AGREE with your comment.

[AxLstyle]

@reidthiss i say bill engvall for president!!!! ... nobody likes twitter jokes

[caluuseMT]

@reidthiss the only guy you let her watch? ever?

[reidthiss]

@caluuseMT untill she is 10 yeah. shes only six now.

[LegoDudeClone101]

@reidthiss what about the others?

[PSNteam501]

@reidthiss if your looking for a clean funny comedian you should watch Demitri Martin

[Ranger11413]

@reidthiss Boring. He's not funny in my opinion !

[lejendjackson]

@reidthiss out of the blue collar dudes? Foxworthy is clean... but he's become so annoying. Almost as bad as Larry..... ugh... Ron White is the best tho... but also the dirtiest.... like a completely different ball park from them.

[LaDominicana33]

LMAO "I would do you and I'm not even gay"

[4296mph]

i have only 1 question about that statement... WHO GIVES A RATS CRAP!!!

[shadddey5]

corckey...why the fuck do you think we give an rats ass?

[sk8tord1e]

i brought some candy but youll have to find it

[pinkpunkrainbow]

Bill is so awesome

[SerpienteArami]

i'm from oklahoma and took an Oklahoma History class (it was required and i made an A in it...anyways...) and i've never heard of a 19 year old govenor. ever!

[TheRockHBKfan]

HAHAHA! xD

He's so crazy ;P

Love him ^^'

Haha - great comedian xD

[FootballMania2009]

Theres only one "o" in Muskogee, my grandma was born there

[mackdady412]

Mus-koo-gee, not Mus-kee-gee, Im from Oklahoma, I would know

[xx7MusicJunkie7xx]

it's Muskogee

[mackdady412]

srry, usin phonetics

[LoVeThEm5678]

if im paying you to be a kid ill take that money and hire a better kid one that minea. You and I should talk more sir. I like your style. This is the kind of parenting I've been looking for lol. Bill Engvall is great

[JeffreyANeal]

Bill and Craig are both good storytellers, that has always been my favorite type of comedy.

[firetorch93]

dolphins aren't fish their mammals

[Sparklefan]

I like the way Craig brought the guy out and got him talking about his life. At first I thought he was pretty gay but after awhile I got this whole different impression of him. He's really quite a cool guy and very honest and down to earth.

[kyradaryl]

Saw him in Montgomery, AL. He is hilarious! Awesome entertainer!

[KremlinH]

Dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals!

[SnowBlind853]

Really? Thats funny, because they taste just like tuna!

[KremlinH]

Ooh, really? I'd like to try some someday. Have you tried whale? It's like fishy beef, but fishy in a nice way.

[deavenbeckham]

I love how Craig like beats up the camera guy in all his shows.

[emotionallytaken]

hey, I'm looking for a sketch I think, it has meadows reporting about money, it's maybe political or celebrities. Do you have that?

[dragondfang]

Lion! Where?! No I'm just screwing with ya. LOL

[guccilittlepiggy]

What happened to the video???

[guccilittlepiggy]

nevermind

[karablak1]

What did he say was the second reason why he's with his wife? I just can't understand what he's saying at that moment.

[mhand00]

What he said was:

"I haven't met anyone worth 50 percent yet" but I still don't understand what he meant by it and Craig looked like he didn't get it either.

[karablak1]

Ah, well it's obvious then- he hasn't met any women that he would find at least half as attractive (whether physically or intellectually) as his wife.

[PsycotikMind]

He meant that he hasn't met anyone worth 50% of his stuff if/when they get divorced. :)

[mhand00]

Oh! now I get it. I knew it had to be a joke, but copletely missed it. Thanks. Now I realize that Craig understood but maybe felt sort of uncomfortable. No matter how far Craig goes with his comedy, it always feels good hearted while this is kind of bitter.

[coombeh]

i love how he always rips up his cue cards when hes got a great guest he can get along with

[n00blyf]

Bill Engvall talks too much.

[dreamdewil]

Bill Engvall = ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Corvettegur1]

I love Bill Engvall... and a little fact about that 19 year old he was elected partly because he was a born again Christian

[godsx]

americans are so stupid-what hillbilly town was this in? that election set their town back 700 years. Imagine a world where your only credential was to say you were a christian and you win public office. Thats straight out of Medieval 101.

[Corvettegur1]

Ok that your opinon and your entitled to it. The town made their decision. You don't live their so you have no say in what was the right decision and wasn't. So get your nose out of peoples rights. Millions of people died so that they could make it, and trust me they didn't make it lightly.

[mackdady412]

Hey im from that area. Yeah it might have been unorthodox, but he has actually done a good job, especially for a 19 year old. Aparrantly he is probably a good kid. After all, he's from Muskogee, and he was voted by the citizens as a fit canidate. unfortunatly, we cant say the idea was wrong or right, because that's kinda like arguing that 1 religion is better than the other. OPINIONS can not be DBBATED, just ARGUED, theres a difference

[Cryptidlover12]

That is a very good point and you are completely right.

[RealTime88]

Bill Engvall is just soo funny. His sitcom is a flashback to The Cosby Show and Home Improvement!! Brillent!!

[Limecapp]

"i've brought some candy but you have to find it" *lies on table* best part of the whole interview

[chubas41]

uhm... am i lacking a sense of humour if i don't find him funny?

[Catuveluni]

Nah we all have different humour.

[Wakkosgirl]

Yeah, we all have different humour but chubas41 is missing out!! "- D

[IsOfTheUniverse]

I'm with you.

[milez04]

Bill Engvall is awesome comedian

[lavazzaSK]

Dolphins are marine mammals, not fish!

[atelophobia92]

come on don't be such a stickler. We know they are mammals but it is funny. why do you care.