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  • you stupid ho! make me a sandwhich

  • guys she's OBVIOUSLY joking lol

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  • This is why black people shouldn't be able to take office!

  • Why? 

  • GlendaBeckk, you make some good points but I think you've overlooked some obvious solutions to the Guam capsize threat:

    1. Tether the island to the mainland

    2. Station thousands of helicopters above the island and attach ropes to it to hold it up

    3. Create thousands of jobs and recycle tons of styrofoam, which would be placed under the island to keep it afloat

    4. The Lost solution: Move the island.

  • You are like a TERRIBLE school teacher. Monotone and GAH! Shut down! Stop, stop! Please! :] I'm so sorry, but from my experience, heterosexual women just have a REALLY hard time being funny in my point of view... :/ And the case is worsened by the way you're talking and lack of humor :( I can tell you are intelligent and would succeed greatly in other fields of education or media, but not comedy (the video's TAGGED as "comedy!?")...at least that's me--don't know about others. Good luck!

  • Ha HA HA HA HA! Now that is funny!

    What's scary is Hank Johnson is one of many nutballs in D.C.

  • There are three types of people commenting here,

    The first type: Haha, I get it. Nice one.

    The second type: This person is so dumb.

    The third type: Crap I knew it, we gotta save Guam!

  • How the heck does an island tip over!

  • @aniquin007

    They don't capsize, but Hank Johnson thinks they can....what an idiot! (not you....him!) A lot of islands (if not man made) are usually tops of mountains peaking out of the ocean, not all of them, but many are.

  • Id let her touch it.

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  • Judging from the comments, she's done a fine job in trolling a lot of morons.

    It's always good when the comments section is as unintentionally funny as the video they're commenting on..

  • Ok you might be joking but really your not funny and really that offends me I live here in Guam and its not gonna tip over.I feel like your saying you want all the people here to die your a fucken joke lade!

  • @bejaxx999 WTF bejackoff? it's a commentary on the politico idiots i.e., people not much different from you, VOTE for. Oh and since I know for damn sure you're job is taking orders in clown uniform, I'd like to add fries with that.

    P.S. For future Guamjokes or Guamfunnies, please remember THIS even if you occasionally forget your name...Guammen should be seen and never, ever heard.

  • @jrspsb ok sure it might be a commentary and supposed to be funny I'm just offended that someone would just be so sarcastic about when you could die.

  • I don't mean to be rude but ...... did you learn anything when you were in school??

  • ok you might be joking but, honestly you're not funny.

  • guam will not capsize if you don't have the marines come over you fucking idiots!!!! fuck the military build up!!! if uncle carl won this would of never happened!!! bring the sunshine back!!! the last thing we need is for historical land marks to become a shooting range or some military post!!! "protehi i tano miyu put fabot sa bi sangani hao' teniki man matai i custombre yan i culturen chamorro!! biba mes chammorro!!!

  • @FAWNZ04 Shut up! Stop making people from Guam look so stupid.

  • damn how much did you get paid to sound and look so stupid??? we DID NOT need you to explain all that. he was implying that the island cannot withstand over populating. damn get a real job and a life while your at it.

  • The dude is on drugs.. seriously.. on HepC meds and it makes you loopy and you say stupid shit.. they should have kept him off the floor that day.. I dont like him.. or his politics.. but.. give him a break..

  • holy shit @40 !! Who was giving the fake news on CNN that day?

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  • @bejaxx999

    Clearly you were educated there too,

    because you're retarded.

  • @systemsfailed have you even been there if you wish all those people to die and thats over a hundred thousand then go to hell you bitch

  • he tried to play it off as a metaphor later on, but seriously, he spent so much time talking about the physical size of the island and he never said anything about infrastructure. no, he was worried that the island wasnt physically large enough (and therefore, not buoyant enough) to hold up all those people and the added infrastructure that would come with them.

  • "...what else can we INDUCE...???" Don't you mean DEDUCE? You're funny, Glenda, but I think you're a blond in disguise. (I deduced that from your statement above.)

    in·duce/inˈd(y)o͞os/Verb

    1. Succeed in persuading or influencing (someone) to do something.

    2. Bring about or give rise to: "measures that induced a change".

    de·duce/diˈd(y)o͞os/

    Verb: Arrive at (a fact or a conclusion) by reasoning; draw as a logical conclusion.

  • @vinoamo JOKE = something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding "can't take a joke" c2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter

  • I think the mainland should give us Guamanians life jackets just in case. Lol. I thought I was going to be mad when I heard about his so called speech, but I was just laughing my butt off!!

  • @vinoamo

    I like how you are trying to school someone on the use of a word that you don't understand.

  • @vinoamo another definition of "induce" would be " to determine by induction; specifically : to infer from particulars "

    hmmm.........

  • Ohmigosh, this was BRILLIANT! Brava!!!

  • seriously dudes i don't think the guy really think an island can actually tip over. it's got to be some kind of a methaphore a white guy wouldn't understand or he's just taking a pish oot of us all. maybe if all those people jumped they'd throw the earth off her axis...hmmm jak to dobrze, ze opuscilem wyspe wolin......

  • i hav feeling ur not a bright person

  • typical democrat, unable to see or grasp the whole picture, he thinks islands float??? wow, it makes you wonder who voted for this weirdo!

  • This chick is a retard

  • @SUPERFORMIAN You now that she is making fun of Hank Johnson right? The congressman who thinks guam is going to tip over if too many people arrive there?

  • America is in big fucking trouble.

  • I think most of the people writing these comments are as dumb as ol' Hanky boy. Great vid.

  • loll i love this lady she was pretty funny with the choices espically "c" lol

  • Stoopid '

  • Kill all the people on the island! LOL

    This gal is beautiful and just too funny!!!!

  • Well, Ms. Glenda Beckk (gaffaw, gaffaw) The island of Guam is already owned by the USA. It is the largest island in the Mariana island chain and is a legal Territory of the USA....

  • apparently this lady dropped out of school; damn redneck; plus what does some person who has never been to guahan know?

  • @xblissfulsorrowx Judging by your flare for writing and your punctuation, she probably finished at least a year or two more of high school than you.

  • I believe the word you were looking for at 0:45 is "DEDUCE".

  • GUam isnt gonna tip over just saying ok

  • One of the reasons why they are moving the marines to Guam is because they hate life in Japan. They did some damage there that probably harmed the U.S. reputation or the Marine Corp. The Japanese are actually the ones who want the marines out of Japan. I guess the Air Force can stay though. So is this strategic enough for you.

  • @JasonJTLG yeah I heard they were raping women there and so they want them out, Now they have all these marine's with nowhere to go,

  • Are all Americans this stupid? i don't know why they come up with stupid idea's that guam will capsize. And islands don't float, wtf is wrong with that fricken lady?!!!!!!

  • @agatboi3000

    Do you believe Guam will capsize?

    No?

    Well then clearly not all Americans are this stupid.

  • @agatboi3000 Who is 'they'? This woman is making fun of one single person.

    And... can you not sense sarcasm?

    And hey... IDEA'S = "idea is"

    IDEAS = more than one idea

  • @agatboi3000 She was making fun of Hank Johnson. No not all Americans are as stupid as Hank Johnson or those in Georgia who re-elected him for another term in office. He is an idiot. The maker of this video... great sense of humor!

  • @agatboi3000 She is making fun of Hank Johnson. He was the one who said Guam will capsize. Do your research.

  • You're cute and funny. But I hope you upgrade your sound recording equipment some day.

  • I honestly think that during WW2 killing everyone on Guam was the U.S.'s intentions. They heavily bombed the two most populated areas and waited for years, probably in hopes that the Japanese will kill the majority of people on guam so they can finish the rest off, to reestablish their navy dictatorship on guam. Luckily, the japanese put everyone in concentration camps, so unfortunately for the US, the causalties weren't so high.

  • The military does want us to kill ourselves (joke, but they do want to get rid of us :( ) so Guam can become a military base... theres military bases in the states that are WAY bigger than Guam.

  • Are these trolls even WATCHING the video? It's like a bunch of drunks read the title and decided to comment on that :P

    But seriously, our government is a joke and Mr Johnson is nothing but proof of that. He should have been given a breathalyzer and a drug test immediately afterwards.

  • @TheTheLeaker I like u!!

  • @GlendaBeckk ur a stupid honkey bitch. fuckin retard cracker thinks yous funny. hawii isnt in south america islands dont float like in bathtub you bitch. you look like you got passed around at parties as drunk pussy

    i bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose you whore

  • @IceTray36 I see why you are so angry, being as you have no ability to detect thinly veiled humor. Keep in mind it was not a "honkey" that started the ball rolling here, it was an ignorant black congressman.

  • @IceTray36 Ben Franklin said "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." I am sure you would have a hard time believing this but this is humor based on rep Hank Johnson's comments about moving 8,000 troops there with families 25,000 people. Please put this in the YouTube search: 3-25-2010_Hank_Johnson_Guam_Ti­p_Over.wmv

  • @TheTheLeaker well I mean the video is really offensive I mean we know that its a joke but really its just plain rude

  • I like you Glenda. Ever heard you look a lot like Annabeth Gish? If not, than I would like to be the first.

  • confession of an old drama looser

  • I didn't know island could tip

  • LOL!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • The senator is smoki'n crack.

  • I wonder if we can get Guam in a perpetual motion so we can have a spinning island. I bet the would look cool from an airplane!

  • @metalmeister5582 yeah cuz Guam and the people from here are BIG joke to people!!! I know Guam's not really gnna capsize but stupid jokes arent needed. the congressman may be wrong in what he said but more troops is sad for us. Because we loose our homeland. We never get to see it again once its taken. like the other places on our they've taken. my grandma can't go and see her mothers Grave!!!

  • u no i hope u get capsized

  • Your cute

  • take this video off youtube. its stupid

  • She's hot

  • This was cute, but I think you meant "deduce", not induce.

  • guam will never capsize...unless loaded with more magets and rouches that

    arrived to claim the remaining flesh,suck out the bones leftover by the spanards the japanese now the white demonds or u.s. federial. we the true inhabitiance of this island , will continue to reproduced more of our DNA that will spread around the earth.so watch your piehole we may end up putting a plug into it, fricking scumbs...

  • @Tisuman00 Take your hate and shove it! You embarrass me. Stop making people from Guam look so ignorant!

  • Wait a sec... Hank Johnson is from the same district as Cynthia McKinney. Do they grow idiots in that part of Georgia?

  • I happen to know for a fact that there are 8-2x4s under water near Ritidian and 12 - 2x4s under the navy base holding the island steady. It just may be true what Hank Johnson was speaking about.

    Here is what we could do...maybe add about 10 - 2x4s to the Ritidian support structure and oh I'd say about 15 or so 2x4s to the Navy Base/ Sumay area. That should add enough support for the 8000 troops.

  • @clearlyme2u youre stupid go bak to high school and get a diploma

  • Where is that accent from?? You sound like Sarah Palin (you're a lot better lookin' though!!!)

    When did they move Hawaii down to South America? Priceless!

  • wow some of these people don't even know what sarcasm is

  • omg i wonder how he did it to become a politician or whaever he does!!

  • GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR UGLY ASS FACE ON YOU TUBE LOLOLOLOLLLLL!

  • @crazy1287 LOL!!! U R so funny!!! Do u do videos 2?? I want 2 c some! U R Hilar!!

  • @crazy1287 = Derp.

  • you minus well join hank you sound and explain everything just like him! Why don't I sink you and your faily up your ass! Shows you have never been to GUAM don't be jealous that Islanders! ROCK!! dON'T HATE.. OHH!! I'll take option B KILL YOUR FAMILY FIRST COME TO OUR ISLAND AND WE'LL SHOW ISLAND PUNCH BETWEEN YOUR LONG ASS NOSE AND BIG EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH SO TAKE YOUR FAKE ASS NEWS BACKGROUND AND GO SHOOT YOURSELF......

  • @crazy1287 - hey what's up faggot? You're a really good speller? I bet it's hard to spell with big black cock in your mouth. Is it really hard to spell with black cock in your mouth? My favorite line you wrote was "don't be jealous that Islanders! ROCK! dON'T HATE.." Did your whore of a mother teach you how to punctuate and spell and capitalize? Did you even know your dirty mom was a bad spelling whore?You are so brilliant, crazy1287. My feeling is that maybe you should shoot yourself?

  • @crazy1287 HAHAHAHAHAHA "You minus well join hank you sound and explain everything just like him" HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE AS STUPID AS YOU EXIST. "you minus well" HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, how wonderful it is not to be you! "you minus well!" OH HAHAHAHAHAH! I can't believe it. I mean, you are stupid, and like I've commented before you mother is a cock smoking whore, but this is even funnier than I can even imagine. "You minus well!" what a son of a black cock sucking fucking dumb whore!

  • @crazy1287 Idiots like you are who keep making people think islanders are morons, when in fact, YOU are the moron. Stop making a fool of yourself and other islanders.

  • I dont believe that hawaii started all the way over there.

  • you are stupid Guam will not capsize

    islands don;t float they are created by underwater volcanos and dead coral reefs that build on top of each other

    Islands dont float in the water.

    YOU ARE STUPID

  • @sporty1093 Are you sure? I read in a gum wrapper that they float. Help!?

  • @GlendaBeckk Are these trolls or serious comments? Youtube scares me. ;)

  • @strangersound no clue. they scare me, too!

  • @GlendaBeckk they dont float its like the dude said is that sporty like rico sporty? but its like underwater volcanoes that erupted a long time ago and created weird shaped islands

  • @sporty1093 dude its a joke...

    srsly.

  • @crickc5 honestly its not funny and you could suck a dick too

  • @sporty1093 you are stupid if you didn't know that was a joke.

  • @dani9564 hey you know what you are stupid because you probably thought island float too.

  • A beautiful report on the capsizing! ;-)

  • for what I know the island is being held in place by anchors all around the perimeter.the chains have been in salt water since world war 2 so there may be cataclysmz!

  • @TheRiboka I don't think that's funny!

  • LOL, old Hank's losin' it. Poor guy, he's just a tad bit confused on the structure of the Earth's crust... I heard Rush talking about this guy one day last week. He said Hank is terminally ill with Hepatitis and that he says crazy stuff all the time and the other people around him cover for him all the time. All kidding aside, if the guy's this bad off he needs to resign..! Another great video Glenda, thanks for all the work you do...

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