glaswegian accent

[HiNSHY1992]

right i just had to see what is was aboot and wow some peoples comment right if you dont understand and your fae Scotland/Glasgow that this guy was taking the pish well hahaha tae you!!.

[calrobmcc89]

that guys been on the sauce hes pissed up

[Andayroo]

they've played his voice backwards or some shit. total bollocks

[Soneely]

seriously, WHAT???

[jleer1]

I'm British, and I can understand most Scotish accents, but he was purposely making his accent stronger than it naturally is. I couldn't understand that, yet I can understand my Glaswegian friend clearly. I think he's drunk, lol.

[29iceskater]

wft? i can't understand what she's saying

[cellobaby]

lol!! :)

[theindiekidable]

That's not a Glaswegian accent, he's probably from the Westend!

[Peppepoppldoppl]

That's a dialect and not an accent.

[Peppepoppldoppl]

What a cunt

[FCSchalke77]

he isn't from glasgow .... he is from up north then settled in glasgow

[madhavcometh]

hes probably tellin her..'get yer rat oot'....the old doughnut..

[st3vi]

Man has a look in the bakers window, then enters the shop

he says to the baker

" Is that a doughnut, or a merangue ? "

" No " says the Baker

" Ye wur right the first time, its a doughnut"

[st3vi]

God she has an annoying accent.

[glasgow1234]

" Well it's very hard to bring em tae mind, this is the thing, it's only, it's awright, is that us?, ?????????, is that us?"

I'm a born and bred auld fashioned Gleswegian and i huvny a clue what that means!

[jleer1]

@glasgow1234 Yeah, I understood as much as you did.

[MrNitz007]

I understand her pussy must be real sweet...Understand ?

[oldwarrant4]

Ah can speak Glaswegian an he sounds daft as a haypenny watch.

[martintar1]

n?

[MuDDyBuLL3tS]

lol hes trollin her

[Andyilmatto]

He said: "Hello, my name is Nigel".

[TheRachieBieber]

There very easy to understand!! my moms glasweign

[Gaelforce69]

@TheRachieBieber That would be "Ma Maw is Glasweign"

[TheRachieBieber]

@Gaelforce69 hahhhahaha thanks you knew what i meant!

[ohbugger54]

fir those that dinnie ha' the ken, heres wit he was bleatherin about.

"well its really hard tae bring tae mind, this is the thing, it only, its a'right when its....{time fuck in video} ye understand"

[willracer92]

it's too terrible to even be from glasgow, bad editing.

[obmat22]

you've cured my insomnia . CHEERS

[aigo1124]

I lived in Glasgow for a year and half, and still couldnt understand what he said..

[yurismir1]

I think it's supposed to be a joke haha

[StarMangledAstronaut]

all he says is, its very hard to understand....then it gets cut.... and he ends the conversation by askin "is that us?" (are we finished?)... how is that difficult?

[alexamst]

This has clearly been edited to sound nonsensical! I live in Glasgow and nobody here talks like that.

[imanmjfanforever]

LMAO I'm Scottish, don't live in Glasgow but when you have two originally glaswegian parents you understand perfectly. It's weird, this is my accent but if i hear it over video i sound damn funny. Love my Glaswegian accent <3

[GlYNCH220]

trust the fucking americans no tae be able tae get that

[lamareikan666]

I'm American, I hardly understood him

[Azureecosse]

Amazing she asks a Glaswegian to give her some phrases, what did she expect him to speak like someone from Notting hill London. Unbelieveably funny. Yes i did understand him and I am from Edinburgh. I would have loved it if she had gone into somewhere like Arden or Pollok and asked the same question.

[iamoneilly]

I understood every word BECAUSE IM GLASWEGIAN

[NuclearFallout321]

@iamoneilly yeah sure you understand it even when he spoke a load of crap

[mikeysrose]

I'm an American student studying in Scotland right now, and the first time I went out with a Glaswegian guy I think I understood maybe half of what he said to me the whole evening!

By date 3 I was up to around 85%. My upward cap is probably 93% or so, so I'd say that's not bad.

[TurboTheTurtwig]

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHA…… What did he say?

[McRazarBlade]

its been edited to sound like he's speakin crap and only retards cant understand us btw

[MagiMysteryTour]

"There are words and phrases in Glasgow that sound like a foreign language even, so I'm on a mission to find some people who speak Danish so I can really act confused."

[MegaStillgame]

She's worth a pumping, who is she?

[ultimatebuzz1]

shite nuff said

[javenged]

Him: "well its very hard to bring 'em to mind thats the thing it's only alright *edited bit as pointed out by SaucyBoii :) then its a lot of em's and uh' then...* but your no an accent of ours"

Her: "huh"

Him: "do you understand?"

And i'm from Edinburgh.

[herringfly]

Lonely Planet: Glasgow - Glaswegian (genus: brevis spurius) is a term used for Scots whose average height is unusually low; adult men grow to less than 4 feet in average height. Various theories have been proposed to explain their short stature. One explanation points to the low ultraviolet light levels in housing schemes. This results in vitamin D deficiency, thereby limiting calcium uptake from the diet for bone growth and leading to the evolution of small skeletal size.

[cassius092]

I'm from Glasgow and I genuinely can't even understand what he just said. :(

[sweiland75]

Does he speak English? LOL

[guthywoodry]

No, I've lived in Great Britain all my life & can attest that Glaswegians speak as God Almighty intended.

Glaswegians are right, everyone else is wrong .

-If ye canna' ui'stanye -'S'CAUSE YE'BASTAH'S'R'ONG,SEE'YEES....

[Andy17]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheClarenceter]

hahahahaha it sounds like hes got something up his anal. and FAR UP.

or either he is just a fucking liar and it is edited

[exoskeletonsz]

OMG that guy's fuckin genius rofl

he's trying to make it hard for the lady to understand him ;p

it's just his way of joking with her

[dasteufelhund]

haahah...WHAT!?

[xunahealyfanx]

FANNYBAWS

[anna24x]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[lilsweeti13]

theres a swan on a hat on a man behind you

[sabbathslaves]

get yersel doon tae newcastle hen

[iain20010]

FUCKIN BITCH!! obviously fucked around with that to back up her bullshit claim that the glagow accent is difficult to understand.its only difficult to understand when we're talking in local slang if your an outsider but everycunt i know slows down and cleans up there accent for fuckin sluts like this but fuck it 'gees a gobble and gees a swatch ay yer fanny ya clungebucket'!! lol

[20mik07]

Clearly bullshit i live in scotland and fuck knows what hes sayin

[zammoammo321]

that guy was pissed, thats why you couldny hear him

[o0scotland0o]

stuck up wee cow

[linoma57]

ur yea daft the auld guy wis  jist messing way her

[missnickjbro]

lmao. a love it when americans dont know what we say lmao. am glaswiegen :D

[ayanuhito]

by the way, where did her American accents come from.. is my question all the time. Irish influence? or could be Sussex/Essex regions' influence?? American accents are cute but rather foreign to my ears than the Scots'.

[ahawnt]

"Well, it's very hard tae bring 'em to mind, this is the thing ... (incomprehensible) ... you understand?"

(From Bearsden BTW)

[LOUISAUSTIN94]

he's pissed

[WazzzupWill]

I understand

[mp6814]

see: pilotguides . com

[slaine4free]

that guy got soooooo tongue twisted

[60999716]

i wanna know what the full videos called so i can watch it! anyone know?

[mp6814]

60999716 -- this was Megan McCormick (PilotGuides)

[caledonianification]

Her accent is so grating and annoying, she needs to improve her diction.

[ifu03342]

Edited. He began to say that it's hard to bring phrases to mind when asked to do so, then it was edited to paste together some of his mumbling and stuttering. We're not THAT difficult to understand!!

[DyaaAZ]

well i've only been here for 2 years but i can understand every single word in glaswegain accent i love it am just about to learn it lol

[paumonamic]

well I'm Polish i spend 2 years in Glasgow and this guy is a tough one but still i can understand him, Glaswegian is hard if U compare it to american, but not just glaswegian, soe accents from england are hard as well

[Cathain78]

Why do Americans say "Scattish"?

I don't like living in SCAT-Land!

[xanchezor]

@Cathain78 move out then

[Cathain78]

@xanchezor

Why should I?

[athlete800metre]

hhh cani understand it ???

[NICOLEXHUNNIE]

im from glasgow and i really dont see what people find hard to understand and this video has been edited to make the glaswegian accent look hard to understand but it really isnt x

[MegaTrainspotter]

What's this old geezer saying?

[SaucyBoii]

I am glaswegian, and at first i thought this guy was drunk or just got camera shy and started mumbeling anything. BUT I only just noticed this video has been edited. Guy in red (mera peak) jacket walks past at 0:16 , 0:29  he walks past again?

Thumbs up so everyone else knows this has been edited!

[countsmyth]

@SaucyBoii

True you can hear the first two sentences perfectly then understand nothing! Also try Belfast or Cork in Ireland!

[exoskeletonsz]

@SaucyBoii

that's very true, nicely spotted. it's defo been edited

[2wheelsteve]

@SaucyBoii Well spotted mate, nice one

[dwyabam]

@SaucyBoii true true but you're forgetting that more than 1 person owns a Mera Peak in Glasgow LOL.

[glasgow1234]

@SaucyBoii

It's Glasgow.... I'm sure there is more than one ned in Glasgow with a red mera peak lol

[BobNThat]

@SaucyBoii If ye live in Glasgow, ye'll know how many cunts walk aboot wi that jacket on.

[SaucyBoii]

@BobNThat I live in glasgow as i did state on my very 1st few words and I also know "how many cunts walk about with that jacket on" *. How you still haven't noticed that this video has been edited is just ludicrous.

[GLORD99092]

Yank accents sound very annoying!

[AkaVirr]

wa?

[apachko]

He talk's like a Magnus from Arcanum!

[MadamKouassi]

Scarrrtesh sounds more like OI-rish pronunctiation than Sc-AW-tish. Fucking hell.

It's as painful as hearing my friends at school attempt a Scottish accent...

Depending on who you speak to from Glasgow, they could pronounce it like

"Glas-GAH", or "Glas-GEE"... There's probably tons of other ways too, but these are the ones I know.

[rabkirk1]

@MadamKouassi im glaswegian and i say "Gles-GAH" (Glesga) (:

[MadamKouassi]

@rabkirk1 Awesome. :)

I do a horrible impression, I think. xD

Everyone says it's great, but having said that, they don't know anyone from Glasgow.

[mo0nbuggy]

'The Scarrrtesh accent"

Scot-ish

Scot-ish

You stupid fucking yank. Fuck me, out of all the accents the yanks sound the fucking worst.

[RANGERSHULL]

wtf did he call me?

[rcf789]

ok yeah theres are so many tutorials on youtube for a glaswegian accent but ALL DONE BY A GUY i need to hear to hear a girl speaking help :(

[caitlin2994]

@rcf789 Just watch Chewin' The Fat. Listen to Karen Dunbar. XD

[rcf789]

@caitlin2994 haha absolutley love chewin the fat :L

[JamieBils]

thats a load of bullshit

[CommandoSterben]

Fucken bitch she can git tae fuck we r perfectly clear in Scotland !!!!!! She must be deaf or sumfin!! Fuck sake

[iiDokeii]

:L that cunt was either pished or bammin her up

[jaysea32]

Im Scottish and i couldnt understand him.The thing is i visit glasgow a lot and unlike this guy,i understand the locals perfectly.She just spoke to the wrong guy.

[gillianrichmond]

I will translate this.

He said ' Well, it is very hard to bring them to mind. This is the thing. It is only.....

It is alright .....in your ass, I am not going there, hardy hardy us. You understand?'

[AndrewJimScott]

awww

[stupidguyx]

Don't be so offended, Glaswegians. She is a dumb bitch to be sure, but your version of english is hardly the same as ours. I might as well have been deaf, I couldn't understand what he said before she threw out that little "Hm?"

[roomey]

i can barley under stand her fur christ sake haha

[BostjanAvsec]

@bloobear1...:D well, Dutch people are good looking and regardless of your little island there, you are part of this continent more than anything else:)) Nice accent.

[MrGnardog1]

im glaswegien and i understood him

[QuietReckoning]

Ok, I think he said: "Well, it's very hard to, and i don't really mind, but this is the thing: it's ours, and if every henry and harry kens it it's nae ours."

Or something to that effect.

[BostjanAvsec]

beautiful:) Sounds like Dutch...very nice

[bloobear1]

@BostjanAvsec Aye we used to get mistaken for being Dutch when we went on holiday on the continent. Not only for our accent/language but also by the way we looked (fair)

[Szaam]

They've edited it to give Yanks something to laugh at.

[tubbychubby1]

the last few secs was pure gibberish, or he has a speech impediment, e

[lizajeans]

At least their noses don't sound like their going to explode when they speak.

[leajo47]

he said," well it very to bring them to mind this is the thing its only  is awryt when ..something about heart to heart then he said is that us do you understand? but he was trying to take the piss anyway :P

[albabhoy81]

That lad's specs were brilliant!!

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

lol im glawegian but wtf did he just say??????



[rawrgrr4298]

@WOLFYBOYRPR LOL, i didn't understand him either. I think he was just taking the piss :' )

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

@rawrgrr4298 lol tell me about it :L:L:L or he could be the one who is pissed XD

[rawrgrr4298]

@WOLFYBOYRPR ahaha! Yes! It's not an uncommon thing to see in Glasgow, pisshy old pensioners :' D

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

@rawrgrr4298 lol me in 60 year :L:L:L

[rawrgrr4298]

@WOLFYBOYRPR ROFL, me now... >_>

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

@rawrgrr4298 lol ^^ kk you win :P

[Glumlock]

he says:

Well it's very hard to bring them to mind, this is the thing its alright when yiz no gone ye eyes and no ye heart es nakjmnmnbdabdababa - ye understand?"

in other words - he's talking shit

[jamierourketen]

i think he was a wee bit retarded

[rangers11000]

another glaswegian that has no idea what he said,but this video has been heavily edited

[WARSORE666]

THIS IS GERMAN, U UNDERRSTAND BITCH?.

[Azner2254]

Troll!

[Dethmunky1996]

holy shit so funny lmao

[20mik07]

Lol his steaming

[wwwNooBcom]

Cunts pure out his face on drink

[tehbois]

he's speaking jockey!

[Telfer81]

erm... my dads glaswegian and i have to translate when my mrs comes to the house, she doesnt understand why he calls me a ' fuck'n nazi bastat'

[MrsPanicAtTheDisco1]

What the fuck did he just say?

LMFFFFFFFFFFAO!

[JcLjx3]

im from glasgow and i seriously have no idea what he just said?

[Cathain78]

@JcLjx3

No, he didn't really say anything.

Sounded like he was drunk.

[ferrers88]

@JcLjx3 lol..

[TheKathie20]

GOOGLE HOLLIE GREIG

[85County]

there's a jump cut in there! didnt spot it before, its not as bad as it looks

[BiLlYbOyZ2010]

haha aww naw he's made that up nae cunt talks like aht lmao

[weemadatif2k7]

as a fellow scotsman i think scottish people are the funniest? wat ju hink?

[dunnonuffink]

"Well, it's very hard to bring them to mind, this is the thing."

"It's only... It's all right when you..." [jump cut at 26 secs]

"He's no gauny hurt ye." [translation: He's not going to hurt you/ he won't hurt you]

"Are ye no gaun' ?"[translation: Are you not going?/Aren't you going?]

"Is that us?" [translation: Are we finished? / Is that all? / Ready to roll?]

[tanytoon29]

@dunnonuffink WOW

[ayari2300]

@dunnonuffink wow, you're my new hero. xD

[maffymik]

HAHA

[tritty1984]

what did he say?

[cameronS468594]

wtf did he say

[hearditman]

I caught what he said at the beginning and then I think the poor man had a mini stroke recovering enough to say "yeh understand?" at the end.

[iraqforever100]

can anyone tell me what did he say lol

[PunkRock071]

I'm from Glasgae (xD) Still have no idea what the hell he said ?_?

[MrMrfredrick]

@PunkRock071 GLASGOW lol the muder and heroin capital of europe ..a shithole full of aids up heroin users alchoholics and fried marzbars ...scotland is a doomed depressed alchohol heroin filled shithole and it makes me warm inside to know that its finished ...hahahahahaha lmfao

now runalong you have to help inject your mom with heroin

[sssssbooom]

Lol, he was probably messing with her. I know I would.... well depending on the situation.

[robin22391]

easily understood, he just mumbled some of the words, but his accent is fine.

[ODonnellFaeScotland]

i think that guy was drunk lol, and im glaswegian an aw

[MrMrfredrick]

@ODonnellFaeScotland

i think the fact that most of scotland are alchoholics or heroin addict is hillarious no wonder scotland is a deseased , depressed shithole ..this makes me warm inside to know that scotland is finished , a depressed heroin filled shithole

good luck with helping your mom inject

[RunescapeCashGuide]

@MrMrfredrick and mate spell diseased right faggot .. scotland is not fukin diseased you twat ... english scumbag

[MrMrfredrick]

@RunescapeCashGuide its a junkie shithole , a godless junkie shithole get out whilst you can and lose the loser accent to

[BaybeehVanessa]

for anyone who didn't make the old man out, he said ;

well its very hard tae bring them ae mind its only, its awright when yae know hes no gon ae hurt yae is that us? yae understand?

pmsl, was hard to work out the last bit but i speak kinda like that as im glasweigen so there you's go :D xx

[septopia]

exactly... pick the village nutter

[GOUBO1994]

im from near glasgow, and nearly no one talks like that old fuck ....

[MrMrfredrick]

@GOUBO1994 i think the scotish diet is funny ..

wisky

haggis

heroin

fried marzbars

so funny whats it like to live in a desease shithole full of pasty agressive animals ...lol also it make me warm inside to know that scotland would be fucked without british handouts , the fucking shothole england should mine the border to fuck and let you float of and let you have you indipendance you would be fucked with in a weak the pile of shit junkie shithole ...lmfao

[luckylot2]

@MrMrfredrick ur a racsist asshole, im scottish and i dont like haggis, so get up ya! we wood be a rich country if thoose english assholes hadnt stole our oil!

[deafened]

@MrMrfredrick at least we can spell.

[MegaTrainspotter]

All he has done is make a complete fool of himself....not very smart after all!

[iamnotapie]

Yes.... interview the most stereotypically Glaswegian sounding man you can find

I'm Glaswegian btw and I must say I could not understand a word he said

Yanks

[nonconformalism]

@iamnotapie He's winding her up silly:D

[iamnotapie]

@nonconformalism Oh right, I thought they'd edited it to make him sound like a tool. Now I'm the one that sounds like a tool haha

[McCann22]

wtf did that cunt just say am from glasgow n he just lost me there hahaha ?

[caledfwlch]

whos the host?

[calpaul2007]

That's what you get you patronising yank!

[sigartyra]

LMFAO

[litllebk]

why'd ya no understand that wani angry angus with a large cok, aye somthin wrong with ye heed man!!!!

[sammagowan]

huthut91 is right man this is just edited pish, its not glaswegian just shite

[dramaqueen7777777]

Haha its only because she's American and not used to it (:

I speak with an English accent but I'm from Glasgow.

[GOATthePeoplesArmy]

As a Glaswegian this has got to be the biggest load if pish I have ever heard in my life.

You yanks aren't exactly the easiest to understand either you ignorant bastards.