Ali G - Pornography

[ghoubi22081]

@LordoftheMind- No I want to kick your a$#

[cowpad12]

''virgin does fink that its at da right age?"

[MastermindX]

If when you think of sex the word that comes to your mind is "Jesus", you have one sick mind...

[flavaflow4]

He makes the 'Virgin' feel so uncomfortable... brilliant!

[Nervousification]

This is what I expected him to say after the woman said

"That's why you're supposed to knock, before you go into someone's bedroom"

Ali G- "I did, and she said to come inside... Now that I think of it, she might have been talking to Uncle Derrek..."

[LordOftheMind]

thumbs up if you want to bully Jesse Eubanks the virgin hahahhaa on fb lolololol

[OyeBubbly3375]

Jesus?? really??....

[t0fuwaffles]

I love how everyone on his show doesnt realize its satire

[alexandrebocage]

LOL "I was like ten, with this model from LA.." LOL

[midgetman8888]

just jacked off lol

[StretchGargan]

lmao 1:17

Jesse Eubanks - Virgin

[cdc482]

He was saying "no" a little too defensively.

[Chitownrunthis]

The best was tthe song at the end LOL

[AJisRIPPIN]

Does anyone else enjoy the fact that the top two comments are pretty much the same

[butterfly9066013]

thanks for posting. thumbs up!

[Nemesis000000]

I seem to be stuck in my annual torrent of Ali G videos on youtube

[Sully0020]

@Nemesis000000 monthly* :)

[startinsomethin]

i love his song at the end... he has to hold back the laughter himself :D

[soiierre]

Uncle Derrick disliked this video.

[siedemdziesiat89]

i was 10 and i did it with this model from italy xD

[greenrangerv1]

@siedemdziesiat89 who was 28

[andywm100]

walnuts in a sock, hahaha!

[OmtaThien]

lol,, the virgin got trolled hard

u mad bro ?

[Thesenseoftouchc]

@OmtaThien u mirin?

[alexanderbrooksify]

The hilarious thing is that I know "Virgin"--he has two kids. Jesse was my supervisor for an internship this summer.

[crlnewlls]

@alexanderbrooksify why would that be the hilarious thing lol

[stankozability]

0:26 the best part

[WGBudd801]

and yeah I AM gay.

[WGBudd801]

VIRGIN? more like GAY and in denial..............gaydar off the chart

[hareega]

3:34 carpet shaped like a penis, erect towards the virgin

[maciejwrotek]

that porno star had a boob job and now she has one tittie bigger than the other...both look like grapefruits LOL

[idfgirl18]

"...but what you you say to people with small ones, not me..." lmfao

[gabeasher187]

Lol, a 28 year old model.

[angeinit]

yeah i woz bout 10 she bout 28 modle ya no!!!!!!!!!!!

[livingdeadgrl18]

10 with a model from Italy who was 28

The "geezer" is like bolllox

[316john316john]

"you should of knocked before you went into nana's bedroom" LMAO

[runescaperzzz]

Walnuts in a sock LOL

[junkdriver10x]

Yo fo' real, I is well disappointed in this video. I was expectin' Ali to be right shaggin' some bitches when I clicked the title.

[grieferschool]

the guy is not gay, and all of you mentally deficient should respect this guy no matter what he does or who he is, you're all a bunch of judgmental limited mental capacity people.

[0909umcia]

let her finish :D

[roypower14]

Thumbs up if you googled 'Leanna Heart' after viewing this..!

[grapisavillain]

@roypower14 Hahaha, word up!

[rudimnb1]

@roypower14 and came up w the hypest scene i've seen in a minute... :)

[stndrds79]

The virgin is gay

[chuffedascheese]

So that guy doesn't want to advocate having sex with multiple people? Ok then that's cool, but that doesn't mean you have to restrict yourself from having sex with ANYONE. My God what a waste of life

[g3tsyko71]

walking in on my nana. LOLLL

[zeeftasty]

i love how he calls him.... wait a mintue the top 2 comments are the same? booo

[kayam94]

he loses it at the end



[Aeschylus]

"Sometimes when I freestyle, I... lose confidence."

[museman98]

@Aeschylus hahaha, flight of the conchords ftw

[bosanaczauvjek]

who is the pornstar girl what s her name ?

[bosanaczauvjek]

who is the pornstar girl what s her name

[wad3foreva]

3:55 to 4:30 hahahaha

[gshack93]

2:11, you can hear the woman laughing in the background when he calls him virgin lol!!!!!!!!!!

[tough0crowd0eh91]

Jesse Eubanks

Virgin

[Conspiracyknowledge]

1:36 now THAT is a dignified man!

[strokesfan1107]

walnuts in a sock? that's disgusting

[loldianaaa]

Love how both the top rated comments say virtually the same thing

[ShivDes710]

uncle derek LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOL it just kills me.

[ace666999]

lol " i was like 10 or summin..with this model from..erm Italy who was lyk 28" looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool HAHAHA

[MultiJacob17]

The size of the warrior. LOL

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

His rap..LMFAO.... Just too funny

[melpa04]

thumbs up if you googled the pornstars name stright after? i know i did ^^

[copiousopiates0110]

Nana 69

jesus init :P

[131mikezz]

I love Ali g fucking funniest Jew

[Noobssuckass300]

lmao "whoah whoah let her finish." rofl

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

brilliant. simply ingenious.

[klxghoist]

lol at the graffiti in the back

[tokingandwoking]

i love how he flirts with the pornstar...

[rafonzo]

Genious how he acts like a prick towards everyone except the porn star and how he gets the people to say stuff they normally would never say and make them look like idiots.

Also .. 4:08 "Cause Jeesuuuus ... innit? - commitment, peace!" hahahaaa

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

LMFAO love how theres tts in the background at 0:15

[bigblackmanswilly]

@APIC4PINY4L3G

ROFL

[awkwardface]

i love how he keeps rubbing it in to teh virgin

[stile1973]

"I was like about ten or something with this model from Italy..." bloody fucking Hell, Sacha Baron Cohen is the funniest Jew on the planet. He's the king of satire, and one can only wonder what the agenda is in all of his comedy. Hail to the King of the Jews!

[yenyoo]

wow i was laughing so hard i feel off my chair when he described that guy as a virgin

[ysfaljanabi]

genius. YSF

[InuyashasFreak01]

Lmfaooo !

[Deannefp]

ams i dreming or duz i havz a bonner?

[dfurones]

"It was like walnuts in a sock"

[xXWEVOXx]

lol he called him virgin

[ShitandShineola]

the stuck up bitch is hot as fuck

[ogirv101]

I definately don't think of Jesus when I think of sex, that makes me stop thinking about sex... wuta hell is wrong with her?

[siQshit]

i love how he prefers this dumb pornstar :D

haha...

[phone32g]

Crap

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@phone32g you should be stoned to death. only really stupid and unffuny narrowminded stiff people can call this masterpiece of comedy crap.

[aae1234]

i love how he calls him virgin

[jetsamjetsam]

LOL

JESUS

[CatchYourSoul]

i just thought of that from the top of my head, hahahahha

[porridgeeveryday]

me had a treesome with me nanna, innit!

[anival2sorto]

Nothing is wrong with acting porn alot of married and committed mans watch porn and their love partners do not mind that is just the insecure chicks i hate those type of chicks :p

[MikeIceProductions]

lol thought it up now

[itdoesntshine]

JESUS HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[culedudeN]

hes taking the piss out of that virgin

[pakisTerimadilan]

This guy is fucking funny

[theywereallused]

if you would put someone on a far away planet i would believe you were jesus

[jerah123]

walnuts in a sock haha

[carfik995]

fuck jesus

[azteckia]

fuck u budy

[BolookiBoy]

I saw me nana doin 69 and everything, LMAO

[vinoberg]

love how he calls the guy "virgin" hahah

[houseg6]

easy now

[ivoman7]

What if I put you on a far away planet without a sun, with your believe in jesus. Let's see how long you last, mate.

[Blokecameuptome]

he is very neutral you must admit

[moronart]

jesus is the only way to life. that's the only reason we live here.

[brianxxxx]

what the fuck? 'jesus'??

[moronart]

fuck you mate, jesus is the only way to life u cunnnt

[bubblebot2000]

"you know the saying, its not how large, its how you use it." since when was that a saying?

[culedudeN]

YEARS

[painsey]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[sawyerbobby]

haha the old stinking lady is offended when Ali G is paying more attention to the pornstar. lol

[fazholio]

amazing!

[mocasvaldo]

The background at 0:20 :DDD

[Tiago3501]

aiming for honeys ou of your league, ahahahahahahahaha

[TheStrawberryLolicon]

i like porn

[frequentairbusflyer8]

look at the words written on the wall behind them, lmao.

[Proskij]

whats the name of the porn star?

[ebag10]

leanna heart- it says at the beginning

[AJCNard]

Pornography is a huge social problem.

[Bevan30000]

It employs people...

Thus reducing the unemployment rate huh what about that one?

[badtown88]

Actually pornography helps society. It keeps some men (like myself) from cheating on their significant other, and it keeps some of the dangerous perverts out there from raping women. Porn is a blessing invented by God.

[AJCNard]

That's not true at all, and it sounds like you may be rationalising your lack of self-discipline with regards to sustaining fidelity within your relationship.

There is a clear causal relationship between viewing pornography and the development of psychiatric disorders.

No doubt the pornographic industry have done their best to suppress this information but.

[badtown88]

I'd love to see the data on that, assuming of course that it doesn't have too much shit from your ass left on it. Every male friend I have watches porn, and none of them have these "issues" you speak of. I don't know whether you live in the U.S. or not, but if you do, you're part of the problem with this country. There is nothing wrong with porn. I've been watching porn since I was 13 and I have been in a healthy relationship for 4 years. Porn does not create perverts. PERIOD.

[AJCNard]

The data is everywhere, and the dangers were confirmed by one of America's leading forensic psychiatrists, Park Dietz (who, for a time, supported the dissemination of pornography)

A 'healthy relationship' does not entail using pornography as a means to stop infidelity.

And the dissociation of love, warmth, and caring from the sexual act is not healthy.

[drealgrin]

you ARE a pervert bro, just deal with it. I'd rather be a pervert than a prude.

[drealgrin]

i look at porn while i'm raping women though. but raping women is just so darn fun :D

[Jonnybrother21]

Ur a fuckin idiot...

[drealgrin]

thanks for proving my point

[TheStrawberryLolicon]

God needs to stop watching me take a shower.

[haggerstonboy]

god does not watch you take a shower. but i do hope that you get run over by a bus though or ate by a croc. struck by lightning is better. oh and you slut mum shouldnt even come to your funeral. fuck head.

[OreWaSpencer]

That's such a blasphemous statement. Not being an asshole would prevent you from cheating on your spouse, too.

[m3phisto666]

You need porn to not cheat on your girlfriend/wife? You're the biggest douchebag on the planet...

[DruSkiWade]

@m3phisto666

You don't NEED porn because:

1. you are probably never gonna meet these woman

2. If you have a girlfriend/wife, why need it?

3. If your don't want to cheat on your girlfriend/wife, dump her or fuck her.

If you need porn porn to not cheat on your girlfriend/wife, then you you don't want or love your girlfriend or wife.

[m3phisto666]

Do you even know WTF I was replyin' to? Read the comment I was replyin' to (badtown88). Then delete yours because it makes you look stupid... Dumbass...

[spoonie8881]

hahahaha are you on drugs?

[drealgrin]

only to people who aren't getting any. like fatties.

[woahAhugeTEDDY]

lol @ 10

[dynamicDAVE519]

lmao only an american would think porn is dangerous

[acmilan93333]

Jesus? wtf

[Eggroll4you]

EPIC.

[braydenbeautiful]

"Jesus"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MikeoWar]

He's so good! This is really embarrassing to watch xD

[OuijaDSK]

Who is the pornstar?

[thereemix]

if that virgin dude gets laid hell start talking like brry white

[lionofthejungle]

"comm-eeh-ehh-eh-maan!!" lol

[gunmadkiller]

the virgin looks like a right faggot lol

[cacap00p00peepee]

Fuck that last part is so fucking funny when he's singing the song it makes no fucking sense lol

[MichaelPalin181]

I just thought of that right now.

[ObLiesk]

"i enjoy watching porn" ,"no doubt" ahahahaha

[SinCityMadman]

hilarious as usual

[awwwwnaaaa]

i'm an 18 year old dude, but my god ur a fucking creeper!

[timdutchboy]

easy now!! haha this shit is funny as hell

[sxyTuXeDoZ]

is Ali G Borat AND Bruno?

[DontKnowMyName]

yeah :D

[iaz300]

Yes he is.

[xWhiteB0y115x]

yep

[kappkids]

yes. those are his 3 characters :-]

[Sh0nin]

The only unatural sexual habit is no sex at all. That kid is going to grow up and regret every second he wasn't banging some young hunny while he had the chance.

[joeglimmix]

the boy is gay..maybe he'll figure it out someday

[punX12Unite]

the end part is hilarious!!!..XDXD

[arcticmonkeysseven]

not even the virin or the old geezer would bone the minger...

[Giles16]

"my first time was wen i was 10 with an italian model....she was like 28" hahaha

[HIM666dark6light]

lol size of the warrior.

[WoRDWIZZ666]

Ali G-Virgin does you think is the right age?? :D :D :D :D :D

[condorlio07]

jesusxD

[SuperDayv]

That song he does in the end is probably one of the funniest things he's ever done. SO awkward and funny.

[vpong]

this is my 6th time watching this clip in my lifetime and i still almost choked to death on a fry

[jak0la]

Check the wall behind the anti porn woman 0:21 ... quality :D