Jimmy Kimmel Jay Leno Monologue PART 1

[bolospost]

Only guys i have some respect for are Letterman and Conan,

Kimmel on the other hand is a real idiot, a nobody.

Kimmel is just a fat, lazy asshole that takes cheap shots as soon as he can.

[scoopztb]

Jimmy Kimmel, you are amazing.

[ramo50ful]

kinda looks like president clinton lol

[juniorjay001]

this is fking retarded!

[Glodean6360]

Inspired! Absolutely hilarious! The look, the lame jokes (that are still funnier than Leno's) and the "did ja' hear?" that Leno has been tormenting stupid tourists for for seemingly ever. It's awesome to finally see something so media literate AND so entertaining. Thanks for posting!

[hgb0005]

i like how they passed off the schwarzenegger clip like it was something lame that leno would do.....but kimmel allows his writers to put horrible crap like that on his show all the time....i attribute it to his writers because kimmel is very funny but his show is not that great

[Rocky777]

looks like bill clinton

[DancePetunia]

Wow. His jokes even sound like Jay's. Pretty impressive... and I'm not a huge fan of Jimmy. I give him kudos for this! Good job!

[sifavlsi]

the talking guy in the background is so annoying....

[DancePetunia]

@sifavlsi

He's supposed to be like Kevin from The Tonight Show.

[delfino2187]

hahaha he kind of looks like kernal sanders

[seattle0002]

Kimmel is a punk. Jay's a cool guy and NBC are the assholes. Yet fucking Kimmel disrespected Jay, questioned his integrity, etc.. Kimmel blames Jay for what happened to Conan, when Jay had nothing to do with it and Kimmel knows it. I have no respect for Kimmel at all.

[XxXM5BaLB0YXxX]

@seattle0002 who cares the guy s funny so stfu otherwise get out of her

[TSHNOFX]

Yeah, he didn't do a very good impression. If he did, it wouldn't have been awesome ;).

[hadoken130]

okey my new role model

[keithrocks91]

hes not like jay leno cause this is actually funny

[Rac665]

Even that little bit with the Governor as the terminator was a painfull impersonatio. It was so dead on, it was bad to watch. He did TOO good of a job.

[Javy2727]

kimmel never gets enough credit

[CommonCamy]

@Javy2727 take a look at kimmels bankaccount. i think he gets enough credit.

[BestTits]

lol

[2base]

cleto sounds just like eubanks

[derpanader]

yes thats the point

[TruthJunior]

perfect leno

[smithcm14]

That definitely had Leno's touch

[toughbutfair32]

nice job by jimmy, this is almost as painful as watching the real leno

[Anjruki]

4:00-4:10 LMFAO!!!!!

[TutorWizard]

ahhahaha hes just like kevin eubanks

[fuguestate77]

one of the funniest moments in late night. EVER

[jlyn1980]

So funny. I love the fact that even the band was in on it. With the music played after every "joke." And acted like Kevin.

[seroyer2]

awesome, this is perfect he even has the not funny joke part down.

[counterclockwise123]

"Did you hear about this?"

[kahlilnelson]

"See, he's the Terminator." :-)

[Dilly5]

His Leno impression is horrible.

[TheBufferingShow]

@Dilly5 Horrible... more like jorginle!

[Yaylin2]

look at the girls face from 0:16 - 0:18 LOL

[koolkidfrost9208]

who's that cleto guy?

[JeremyOrOmega]

I knew he was the terminator!!!!!!!!!! (Dun Dun Daa. (Ominousness)).

[jismjacket]

cleto was great....haha

good impression of kevin eubanks (or whatever)

[CoastersNSich]

@SavageScott1005 The entire show! LOL

[PCC9]

he interviewed chevy and he was still wearing the wig and everything lol

[coopdavile]

this is brilliant

[bigheaded1]

hey you heard about thisss?

[vivazeb]

@strangerthenme.

If you mean he'll never be a spotlight hog who doesn't know when to give it up....then you're right.

[No7oriouSx]

lmfao

[LaDominicana33]

LMAO Jimmy is so freaking funny but he hit the Leno act right on.

[strangerthenme]

Mr kimmel is Just jealous bacasue he will never be a jay leno ,,

[narahimi]

Leno is a weasel. Kimmel is awesome and so is Conan.

[gtrhiros]

if conan was awesome he would of kept the ratings up and keep his show.. but that didnt happen did it

[THECHAMPISSTILLHERE]

it was leno's poor ratings that effected conan's ratings

TEAM COCO :D

[briz976]

at least we still have craig ferguson

[spissxyndculrthnu]

gotta say this year is going to be really long with out conan

[lalehkn4]

Jimmy Kimmel is the best.

[luisifer1]

kennel, kimeel klinel what's his name oh! oh yea, Jerk ! Jerk! envious rat !

[ulovit1]

this is brutal ....lol

[borskyviolin]

Cleto is cracking me up over there as Kevin!

[goodbadugly16]

Cleto is perfect as Kevin.

[1Flubbster]

please can someone summarize the debate between conan and jay? What did Jay do so bad which caused him a lot of hate?

[idideroo]

you spoke

[fireheartstorm]

@1Flubbster his show at 10 pm (est) sucked, so he wanted the tonight show back, after so many years of it being promised to Conan. Leno's show was pulled due to ratings; even the tonight show had bad ratings, it takes some time to get good ratings. Conan left w/some 32 mil.

[1Flubbster]

thank you very much!

[fireheartstorm]

you're welcome. NBC offeren 40 mil, but Conan paid his staff severance pay, which resulted in the 32 mil.

[sf49ersrule]

lol always bump conan

[PrettiVegas]

I wonder if its possible that Kimmel is doing this to steal Conan's fanbase and give his own show a boost when Leno comes back?

I hope not. I hope he's a true Conan fan.

[kablamo22]

i doubt thats why he is doing it, it seems more like he is just doing to criticize leno

[pardus33]

this sounds nothing like jay leno

[Gordiemats]

You're right Eric...Cleto, BAH HAH HAH!!!!

[Ericotheriault]

I dont know what's funnier.....The Kevin Eubanks impression...which is dead on.....or how they play the same music after each lame lame joke.....hahhaha Jimmy Kimmel just proved he's 100% funnier than Leno ever was....

[piaaguilos]

I want his show off the air. It's his fault why conan went off!

[darkside3704]

he looks like bill Clinton.. LOL

[smartandsane]

kramer dower (above) ....says it all!!!  stoop and bow!

[jdup01]

I wonder if Conan and ABC are working a deal right now.

[pinoi78]

Fuck the real Leno,

This is good comedy.

[Kramerdower]

Conan forever. Kimmel has a fan until Conan returns.

[jandean61]

FUCK YOU U MOTHERFUCKER YOU!

[NamIsIll]

who cares?

[Protectobot]

I'm not a huge Kimmel fan but this is HILARIOUS, and and I like "unnecessary censorship" :P the Schwarzenegger bit was funny too lol

[clayburngriffin]

This is a really great Leno. I'd like to see him do Dave. He got sucking down pretty well, but can he both suck and blow?

[FenderRox]

@clayburngriffin i don't know, but i know you can.

[gojacketsgo61]

heh, Kimmel isn't funny he just leach's ratings. He can't make a joke if his life depended on it.

[Pwells1]

You do realize these jokes are PURPOSELY unfunny, right? He's doing a satire of Jay's crappy jokes.

[gojacketsgo61]

yeah i know that.

[hilariousbone]

Kimmel is awesome. ever since The Man show. He's hilarious, Namlslll you're an idiot

[totalbliss1]

That guy in the band grunting at everything Kimell says is so fucking annoying!!

[IanEonidas]

its a perfect parody

[redparade]

He is playing Kevin Eubanks in all his "glory". I miss Conan already.

[gottspieler]

it's a parody of kevin eubanks moron

[Flashman2006]

If you found that annoying then DO NOT watch Jay Leno lol. It's a parody.

[kidgravexiii]

Haha I love the silly puddy on his chin.

[monk4029]

This is genius

[NamIsIll]

Im not a Leno fan....but Kimmel is just pathetic....why are his 15 minutes not over yet?.....I guess Fox dosent need ratings

[thesheaux]

He's not even on Fox.

[powerbookg]

Jimmy's been on fire with this whole anti-Leno thing!

[TheSameGuyFromYuTube]

"Did you hear about this?" Haha, classic Leno.

[dkizzy84]

this was great, it wasn't leno's fault that Conan's ratings were not going too well.

[srowles]

@dkizzy84 actually, his abismal 10 PM show can take at least part of the blame. Since there was no strong 10 PM lead-in, there was no audience. But let's also not forget the 'grooming phase' it took for Leno to get into his groove as well. Conan did not get that chance to win over the old Leno audience.

[flyskyairflair]

amazing band... and this was pretty ingenious. smart idea by kimmel.

[MsPaparatz]

LMFAO @ THE TERMINATOR HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DemonAndres666]

this is the only way this fat jew prick gets ratings!

[skaterscantfight2]

jimmy kicks ass dude. Fuck your mother!!!

[DemonAndres666]

Why don't you suck ur dad's dick, lube it up and put it in ur ass instead??

[itsokaytobeafraid]

and posting on the internet is the only way you'll get attention. women and weights dood brah!

[DemonAndres666]

umm okay, why are you stick taking to me dude? are u gay are you trying to hit on me? I already gave u plenty of options to choose from to do with ur daddy, but here's another one shove a big hockey stick up ur ass and swallow a puck!! lol oh and ps thanks for the thumbs down hehe u 30 year old creep(read his channel comments people!) "itsokaytobeafraid"

[blinddog83]

You lost me at "stick taking."

[DemonAndres666]

so like do u want to give me a blowjob?

[flamed65]

lol

[innerprimate]

from 3:50 on i was dying

[Proudnewfoundlander1]

Jay has a more come as you go audience, very few of his viewers are actually loyal to him. His humour is just easy to digest. Conan thinks outside the box, has presence, tries to be different, and he gets a fanbase asa result.

[rdchili69]

Leno is Americas guy? Then why is everyone and their mother bad mouthing him? Jay has NEVER been funny in his life. Jay has a history of screwing people, NBC and Jay are to fault, no if ands or buts about it.

Conan is the shit, Leno is shit.

[greeniem]

Leno is america's brown puckered asshole.

[ABposproductions]

Haha I'll miss CoCo

[ivanahumpalot420]

I love how funny this guy actually thinks he is.

[jonno2019]

Leno has tarnished his legacy. He really fucked up this time.

[Zeeboe]

Leno hasn't done a damn thing. It was NBC that fucked up.

[ilovejourney1]

You have to be a republican or old,right?

[N1ntenOwned]

NBC told Leno that they would get rid of him in 2009. Leno said no, because he had debts to pay, and wanted to continue to work, even though Leno had AGREED that 2009 was his last year.

Both Leno and NBC are at fault here.

[Zeeboe]

Where did you read that at?

[Zeeboe]

Do you like smelling men's breaths or something? Well, you must be sniffing on the wrong breath this time.

[rizeuse]

The music after every joke is annoying

[gotohellpunk]

this is unbelievable!

[baronofbefoulment]

is he supposed to be jay leno, cause he kinda looks like bill clinton.

[evangai25]

Oh and u mean rosie o'donnell and howard stern ? cuz you know ..everyone hates him for no reason

[minion6500]

@Zeeboe ur outnumbered 10 to 1

[Zeeboe]

Like I care. The odds mean nothing to me. Also, over 42,000 people voted on AOL that they prefer Leno over anyone else, so the numbers are actually on my side. Maybe not on here, but I don't give a damn.

[iamnotlarrybraverman]

hey zeeboe, AOL has been completely obsolete for at least 3 years, the only people who still use it are old people and the braindead, who *surprise surprise* just happen to be jay's audience.

[Zeeboe]

That's your opinion, jack-ass, but it doesn't surprise me a guy like you would respond in such a dickhead like manner. Very stupid of you to assume something about quite a large amount of people.

[SoulbringerWoWFFXI]

@Zeeboe thats nice Zeebot, no one cares about your statements. Your just another dumbass american

[Zeeboe]

lol. Oh, fuck you, bitch. You're just another bitter cocksucker who's jealous. Jealous cause I AM an America, and everyone knows my country is the best, and beats the shit out of every out of every other country, AND my guy, Leno won, and is going right back to hosting the Tonight Show.

What a sad little bitch you are.

[SoulbringerWoWFFXI]

@Zeeboe Ya your bankrupt country that is goin nowhere fast bahahahhaha

[FavouriteStorage03]

leno is good, letterman sucks and kimmel is good. I do in fact like leno but hes not a comedic god or anything

[MMLS1311]

haha awesome job.

[ailabobila]

whats with the voice..........

[rebeltrooperhalla16]

love the chin haha.

[aaronthebox]

i like how the band plays little stuff after every joke and they keep showing the band laugh

just like shitty ass jay leno

[OHIOPRIDE89]

This is hilarious it's like an actual Leno show lol

[Sierra688]

Leno spouts the most mindless drivel on tv every damn night, and the mouthbreathers of America lap that garbage up as if it were the words of the prophet.

[neotri45]

well stated.

[suppie100]

Hey Kimmel, how are you not able to do a Leno voice?

A fucking chipmunk could do one.

Try not doing a Jewish man with a lisp..next time try doing Leno.

[KillerGX]

woah

[SpaceAndrew]

Coco>Kimmel>Letterman>Leno>Fal­lon

I'm sorry, but Fallon is just so... not that great...

[suppie100]

Give him a few years. You must not have been a fan during Conan's first three years. Kimmel is terrible also..Completely terrible.

He is probably the most unfunny guy there is.

Even Craig ferguson owns this guy...

[Carpathia25]

@SpaceAndrew

Coco>Ferguson>Letterman>Leno>F­allon

[TranswarpXL]

Ferguson>Coco>Kimmel>Letterman­>Fallon>Leno

[handsomeboyad]

Letterman is STILL king. Fuck you! Jimmy Kimmel is also hilarious.

[evan13579b]

Letterman is an ape.

[Dancerdancer123100]

OMG tooooooo funny

[roberthoffman1fan]

jimmy kimmel rox and so does Conan O'brien. I don't like Jay Leno or Letterman.

[iSOBigD]

Craig Ferguson > *.*

[roberthoffman1fan]

who's that? I don't mean anything mean by that I just don't know who he is.

[iSOBigD]

He's the Scottish host of The Late Late Show - he's on CBS after The Late Show with David Letterman.

[70sstar]

IF you think this is crazy, go to

Conan O'Brien vs. Jay Leno, A Drunk's

Viewpoint.

[CrewRite]

Its up to the sponsors now who gets canned and who gets on.

Jay is too popular to leave.

[F1god04]

Can someone explain what part Leno played in this thing? I get what happened to Conan, but what did Leno have to do with it (I never really paid attention to it honestly)

[CrewRite]

LetterMan is one thing, but this guy, heh.

What a douche, I rarely watch him.

Jay mentioned him.

[jdawgjdawgjdawg]

letterman is pure shit i dont understand how anyone can find him funny.

[CrewRite]

LetterMan may not be funny, but he doesn't look like a douche.

Maybe the older gen gets his jokes, I don't know.

[LegendarySeifer]

fuck leno. conan is and always has been funny,leno hasnt

[CrewRite]

Conan sometimes sucks too

[LegendarySeifer]

Ill give ya he has some rough spots to. Honestly though it doesnt get as bad as leno

[fendergurl920]

Jimmy Kimmel's got a brass set. What a comedian should be; completely fearless. Bravo.

[noedig1000]

i bet u it was silverman who gave him the idea tho lol

[jdawgjdawgjdawg]

shes such a dumb cunt

[sdhillon1601]

Team CoCo!!!

[TheCartman89]

hell yeah team coco!

[noedig1000]

for real fuck everybody else conan is the truth

[RockoSDMF]

Not only does Cleto have Kevin down, the whole band is doing the same music as Kevin's band. Priceless!

[check86]

@RockoSDMF Yup. Everything about this was absolutely brilliant.

[mchoh]

"Did you hear about this?"

I just heard Jay Leno REALLY say that again. Absolutely priceless! This was so funny!

[leroyinc]

That bandleader has the mannerisms of Kevin Eubanks down perfect.

[sevaels]

F$%K Leno!

[PlanetAbiola]

BOOOO. lol

[CaptainAgnostic]

That fake chin looks kinda creepy!

[orangebluemango]

Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass. Jay Leno didnt take the show, NBC fucked up no jay leno. stupid fat fuck jimmy

[prologikpaul]

hahaha jimmy! Connan rules. so does jimmy. jay sucks.

[tastone8]

@painfulanesthetic LMAO this is the internet no one cares about Grammar.