Gay Daleks 1

[TheMymovie]

The Y.M.C.A bit was so funny :)

[superhamzah85]

How else are you supposed to display gay Daleks? Just like regular people? Then it becomes a political statement, and NOT a joke. It can only be a joke if it uses stereotypes. Japanese Daleks have samurai swords, Italian ones have paint brushes, or are called Mario and Luigi and retain their plungers, American ones are hugely overweight and thick, and German ones...well, they're Daleks. See what I did there? A JOKE!

[PizzaDinosaur]

YOU VICIOUS OLD QUEEN.

OOO.  OOO. WHITE WEE-WEE. WHITE WEE-WEE.

[SuperPhg]

micle porfillo aka lockernome

[stegatops1]

I EJACULATED HIM!!!!!!! LMAO!!

[stegatops1]

Pissed myself!

[TaZ101SAGA]

Y M C A part was hilarious!

[zmileyman]

Y M C A ... ha ha ha...

[gavatcan13]

white thing <.<

[smootsky]

Here you go John Barrowman. Have at it.

[Professor6871]

@smootsky Mr Barrowman's nighttime goings on here.

[fukuokaai228]

i want a dalek as a gay best friend now.

[Leycomsucks]

"mmm-Gorgeous"

[ChrisCrisp101]

The YMCA part cracked me up :)

[Rose99991000]

taking Doctor Who to new levels...

[MsSecondBanana]

EXFOLIATE!

[MotorLyle15]

fuck you

[KronossClockwork]

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[xfoxxibabex]

hahaaaaa, sooo good!

[Tits550]

Shit the guy talking is the gay one

[salfordguy69]

vicious old queen!! lol

[DominoRyder]

lmao at the subtle instrumental of "Glad to Be Gay" by the Tom Robinson Band in the background

[DavrosTheKaled]

Fucking sad.

[MultiBelle22]

Erm, HOW can Daleks BE gay when they're unisex? They don't have humanoid parts and they don't have emotions - apart from anger, hatred and fear of the Doctor! D'uh!

[silversparrow83]

@MultiBelle22 You sound really obnoxious... it's a joke.

[MultiBelle22]

@silversparrow83 Not OBNOXIOUS - just...what's the word? Oh, yeah; LOGICAL! Dalek sexuality is NOT something to be joked about! Terry Nation would turn in his grave if he knew such a thing existed!

[dangparrott]

@MultiBelle22 No, I think obnoxious was about right.

[MultiBelle22]

@dangparrott - like you can talk!

[Ozarkeree]

@MultiBelle22 Gay = homosexual = attracted to the same sex. A unisex species would have no choice but to be homosexual if sexual within the species at all. Not only do creatures without humanoid parts have sex, but many have sex without even even having genitals (external fertilization, microbial germlines). Anger, hatred, and fear can all be closely correlated with sexual arousal. Finally, it's fucking comedy.

[KingLofiOne]

EF-FEM-MIN-ATE!

[upsidedownoctopus]

@KingLofiOne ex-sperm-in-ate

[WarLockDoofenshmirtz]

YMCA!!!!

[Professor6871]

A quick one off the plunger hahaha.

[Professor6871]

A quicker one off the punger hahaha

[MamaMario13]

they invaded Earth in an attempt to exterminate sodomy laws haha

[Professor6871]

@MamaMario13 Better to be exsperminated than exterminated that's what have I say.

[freethoughtmusic]

I wanna see a Dalek drag show.

[diamonds1997]

Where have you been you bitch! LOL

[TheRoflCorps]

was it ejaculating? 1:25

[AndyRaslan]

EJACULATE! EJACULATE! YOU WILL BE EJACULATED!

[Lulie771]

...The hell?

[moxotengu]

"hey I've got a good idea for a joke... what if the daleks were gay?!"

EPIC FAIL

[TheMusica999]

i knew there was a reason i didnt watch dr who.... i'm a homophobe!

[ace69er]

@TheMusica999 The DOCTOR wasnt GAY!

[kristinaxfrost]

YOU VICIOUS OLD QUEEN!! XD LMAO!!

[NateSean]

I think this would have been funnier without the build up.

I get the joke about the gay Daleks, but we don't need to hear the narrator beating the joke into the ground before we get to it.

[Nibui]

Was that shower sex?

[chazblack123]

thats way they want the Dr so much

[Timelord6661]

@hearditman I'm not straight, neither am I gay, I'm attracted to women, sexuality is just a label society gives them, sexual actions are just actions, it doesn't matter who too (as long as they're human) why are society so quick to label people things and people so quick to gain labels? :/

[marcoma103]

Were so cool 4 watching tis! ;)

[latte123]

Hilarious! Great! 

[Timelord6661]

It's not homophobic, it's funny because they're taking something which caused fright to young people as a kid and making them act out of character in a harmless way for amusement.

[hearditman]

@Timelord6661 It is homophobic you knob! Being gay is portrayed as being sexual. You are not a person but a sexual being. The obsession with discipline? Why is that deemed a gay trait? People are fuckin prejudice and homophobic and they don't even know it.

[Timelord6661]

@hearditman

A) don't call me a knob

B) I was talking about the idea of the piece as oppose to the voice over before hand.

C) Society is plagued with prejudices, you probably do it every day, I see your point but I don't mean to offend Gay people, it's like at school, I laugh when people call me Gay because it's not an insult, like those silly 'your mum' insults, It's the spontanious randomness of it, i'd react the same way in someone called me a fish :P.

[hearditman]

@Timelord6661 I won't call you a fish but I will say this to you and think about it. You're straight, I don't care what you say but you are definitely a straighty.

[panicindetroit67]

@hearditman

Some gay people *are* obsessed with discipline...some straight people *are* obsessed with discipline...big deal...

[hearditman]

@panicindetroit67 That's what I was saying.......so your point is???

[superhamzah85]

@hearditman

If the Daleks were French Daleks, they would be eating crooissants, cowards who don't actually exterminate and smoking. With a hideously stereotypical French accent.

This is called a joke, and is not anti-French propaganda. So grow up.

[hearditman]

@superhamzah85 Are u mad or is it just the way u comb you're hair? I don't even know why I was pissed off about this silly little sketch in the first place. The French propaganda shit has nothimg to do with me. WTF?

[superhamzah85]

@hearditman

It's your fault for the insults to the Spanish, make sure you know what you're talking about.

[hearditman]

@superhamzah85 Go back to your own planet, your people need you.

[TheBigDolphin1]

YMCA IS LOL!

[ANDER392]

thats cool and funny it is AWSUM!!!

[trecool81]

L O FLIPPIN L

[parallaxz]

Someone should dub the Audio from this video over the colorful Daleks in the new series.

[SuperGstudio]

haha lol

[gordybegood]

White wee wee ....super funny.

[fatpizzaman]

@gordybegood I nearly got a heart attack from laughing so much at that.  ;)

[ninja2074]

this is my fav TV show of all time lol

[nitewing98]

They missed the best line-"E-Jack-u-Late!".

[timbearcub]

OMG Portillo not gay LOL. And yes it's the new Daleks!

[Cruithne3753]

What goes around comes around, eh?

[TheDevilbuster]

I cracked up when they were singing YMCA. XD

[whiteacre40]

that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

[maurice]

Straight men get their plungers up when other human beings are around. Does that make them gay?

Are any Daleks girls? If not, then gay and straight are indistinguishable because that would be how they reproduce, wudnnit?

[SuperDarthVader1]

@maurice they probally use reproducing chambers to make more of them.

They probally use slaves off screen to take some Dalek DNA and put it in the chambers.

[punkkid4321]

@maurice just take it as a joke, the way it was meant, xD

[Death2FalseElectro]

WTF? LOLOLOL!!!

[sissors66]

where theres greenery theres queenery

[TheDunHorse]

And I thought the Daleks were badass.

LOL

[WilliamGrantham]

YMCA is lol but the rest like white wee just goes too far.

[cybermanicewarrior]

what's from 0:10 - 0:17 ? Is it one of the Peter Cushing Dalek films?

[slaveboy69]

white wee wee?????

[AndrewJimScott]

@slaveboy69 sperm

[band3kafsh]

Cottaging on the Heath?? Someone doesn't know their gay slang.

[SammEater]

Daleks singing YMCA?! LOL

[ghedebrav]

"you-vi-cious-old-queen"!

[MissMael]

All the cute ones are gay.

[IncredibleGoliath]

This is literally the only bit from this show anyone remembers.

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

I ejaculated him lol

[Hstaya]

YMCA?

[ShinnokPrime]

Steven Hawking is the leader of Daleks

[missrawrawr]

"where-have-you-been-all-day-y­ou-bitch!"

XD

[MeiPooper]

what the?? :D daleks :))

[eviljoel]

This is offensive and rude. I love it.

[Professor6871]

@eviljoel That's why I like so much.

[VectorOmega]

What stuff do they they use for the 'white wee wee' in the Gay Daleks sketches? Whipped cream, or that fairy liquid stuff from the Cyberman from 'Tomb Of The Cybermen'?

[wuttproductions]

@VectorOmega that clip was from a actual episode...

[IncaRoad01]

The Gay Daleks ... I remember when 'TV Offal' first came out over 10 years ago.

The episode where the gay daleks mistake Dr Stephen Hawking for Ironside ... brilliant.

[UnleashtheFiore]

Funniest thing I've seen for ages.

[Adam4080]

LOL.

Where have you been all day you bitch?

LOLOLOLOLOL

[storeylad09]

GAY AS THE DAY IS BRIGHT

[MCJustiz]

How shit, ya call this funny?

[sebaz1982]

hahaha i want to brush your teeth and scream when laughing not because of this but the one that is going outside before looking at the cute cow that is staying outside, i guess that is because he not drink the milk. yeah u know the same milk that we drink when we are laughing about this movie. or not? hehe that is up to you, but i dont know wether this would be coke... or milk ......

; - ))))))

[DJM442]

that was hilarious

[davidls11]

We could sic them on our enemies. "Exterminate all Mormons! Exterminate all Mormons!"

Just kidding...well mostly kidding.

[DJM442]

hahaha

[AngelBridie]

I like it I do. I'm not homophobic but the stereotypical gay behaviour from them made me laugh. I suppose they do seem gay when you put it a bit like that. But it seems some of the reasons "the ecrect plunger" "the all male bonding" were kinda shots in the dark XD

Made me laugh though. Spesh "You vicious old queen" XD...Love it

[BobMcCarthy]

Michael Portillo? Not a homo? If only Victor knew back then...

[CrispyPork]

I think he did. Hence the mention.

[Ianpbx]

Stupid.

[iSally123]

the ymca part just made my day {:

[brunoofthesheikra]

this is actually a bit funny. The daleks are more asexual than homosexual, but this is a more interesting spoof though.

[DaddlerTheDalek]

Daleks Are Singing YMCA...

Fuuuuuunny! :)

[MasterJericho85]

@DaddlerTheDalek I'm still a lughing... see I can't even spell

[dwho449]

fuck you!!!!!!!

[Johnny1989a]

"You Vicious Old Queen" LOL

[spacered]

I remember, LateFriday Night TV Offal on C4, it Funny Dalek said "You Bitch" make me Laught.

[sculptbrown]

YMCA YMCA, you could have a good time you can do what the Dalek you feel!

[reggiep75]

For the uneducated youngsters out there..

This was the first outing for the Gay Daleks from a Channel 4 show by Victor Lewis-Smith called TV Offal.

The pilot was shown in 1997 followed up by a 6 part series if I can remember.

I think the irony ia wasted on too many of u youngsters brought up on todays Dr Who (2004-now)

Funny as fuck if u ask me but this was only a small segment of the warped, if a little disturbed, humour of Victor Lewis-Smith.

funny!!!!!!

[20PhantoM07]

I couldnt agree more i thought they were fuckin hilarious! have you any idea where i could download some of the old tv offal? i saw one once and i near pissed myself =]

[SimonB198207]

yeah, i remember this. late on Friday night on C4, i think, wasn't it? thanks for reminding me what it's called.

i wonder what the estate of Terry Nation thought about this?

[joncpu7]

Brillant, white wee wee white wee wee. YMCA YMCA! Thanks so much for uploading!

[SavageLori]

Absolutely fantastic! YMCA YMCA!!

[gettergun]

where have you been all day you bitch!?

lol the sucker thin points up lol like a bonner

[Dalek26]

.......... How awful of them to make fun of Dr. Who's most popular villian.

Plus, how can there be wee-wee if they are just squids and have no genitals?

[Gayunderweather]

Oh shut up for God sack! Get a sense of humour moron.

[reggiep75]

yep get real..

How old are you, cos this is over 10 years old!!!!!?

[silverdaleks1]

I like that bit at the end were there singing YMCA.

[x4594]

rofl loved it one to save

[paulmn]

Had Portillo been outed, at this stage? Seriously, never knew how he got away with some of this stuff.

[dalekia]

The dirty gay pepperpot bastards white wee wee white bloody wee wee its frickin marvellous

[Jackalman99]

Gay Dalek's! How could that be, cuz robots have no willy's? Luv the robots doing the Village People's YMCA, that really was funny, ha ha.

[wuttproductions]

@Jackalman99 They are not Robots!

[Soma874]

Fantastic, they should put TV offal back on.

[Gayunderweather]

Great!

[GSRobotCan]

They were gonna make a Gay Daleks cartoon, but the creator of Dr. Who refused permission.

[DEADLYDALEK]

That was hilarious! Do you think the Daleks started the Time War because the Time Lords wouldn't let them have "a quick one off me plunger"?? LOL

[Gayunderweather]

Brilliant!

[Gayunderweather]

'A quick one off my pluncher.' classic!

[Complex3d]

lol

[eyeheartdrwho]

OMG! that was soo funny

[GuitarGirlEpiphone]

"You know what they say about men with big feet," "yes, big shoes" lol

[nightfire620]

Lovely stuff!

[prayfertrey]

Funny, but I kinda wish RTD had picked Blakes 7, or something else, besides drwho to turn into a gaudy gay pride parade. I was a fan of the wonky old 70's show for children who aren't childish. Today such a concept gets angrily exterminated. Well, it was never welcome in tv land, I reckon...

[EvilRosewood]

White wee wee... lol XD exsperminate... how twisted...

[numba1drwhofan]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha...so fuckin funny

[1991slipknot1991]

LOL AT YMCA

[ptftulsa]

Lol (you know what they say about men with big feat. Yes Big shoes) Classic

[struan]

Absolutely brilliant. I haven't seen this for nearly ten years so thanks for posting! :)

[TripleSub]

Genius....

[Debagio]

Can anybody post 'Assasination Of The Week'??

'Did they live, or were they worm food??'

[hugesawfan]

fucking hilarous

[felicity4711]

Was this adapted from a radio skit? The "It's the gay Daleks!" jingle, and some of the dialogue, sounds radio-esque. :-)

[miraoister]

no it was just a good tv show from 10 years ago.

[felicity4711]

And not a single John Nathan Turner joke. :-)

[dregj]

GOD BLESS VICTOR LEWIS SMITH

[hugesawfan]

lol

[JohnDeacon]

No, I dont think this is from the pilot. I have every episode of TV offal on DVD, including the pilot episode. If anyone wants a copy, email me at mr_magill@hotmail.com

[narnaman]

very funny!

[welshuser]

Was this from the pilot? I can't remember it