Complete Guide to the Future

[huhjustin]

The year 2000! OMG GUYS... WE...WE ARE THE FUTURE!!!!

[123rbert]

3:20 Nice to see that you will enjoy the rapture so much. Ignoring the fact that the people back on Earth will be suffering terrible plagues. The rapture is not something to smile about or laugh about, people will be suffering. I hope when Jesus comes to beam you up(by the way, beaming people up is never mentioned in the bible) you will at least think about the people who will be left behind. I hate it when people look forward to the rapture so much that they forget about everyone else.

[FavoretFox]

JEWS!

[LoboPreto]

Never trust a guy with that haircut 0:11!!!

[lambie22]

it seems like the rapture is turning her on

[lambie22]

what the fuck is this guy on??

[landcmg]

you need to buy my video. oh yes, there's ALWAYS a video to be purchased!

[wtfhah]

The friction in outer-space is indescribable. By Jack this is described.

[FuturamaFreakl]

Did he just say robuts?

TWICE?

[MidoriFan10]

2:30

Good job pulling a bible quote out of your ass, taking advantage of the fact that most Christians haven't read the bible and wouldn't know that Rev. 21:1-2 has nothing to do with new bodies.

[MidoriFan10]

1:43

That face screams, "Wow, you're so full of shit."

[TomsFriendKake]

I am betting that their little fucking cat is already in heaven waiting for them.

[Angrykitty19]

Alternate video title: Atrocious hairdos

[GlenbrookGrill]

Christ on a Christmas cracker, his hair needs to NOT be in the future!

[dinosaurdicks420]

jesus christ

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

This shit stain on the human gene pool used to have his show played on our local CBS affiliate.

[NaprTuber]

"Space Brothers..."

OH MY GOD they predicted Homeboys In Outer Space!!!!!

[bloogunproductions]

I can't wait to get my glorified body. I ordered it last month and it still hasn't showed up.

[4TensCakes]

What is a partial rapture anyway?

[loldianaaa]

These people are dumb as rocks...but their voices are so soothing and hypnotizing...I am being swept away by glorified bodies...

[Threetails]

So Jesus is coming in a UFO? Swell, I'll get my black Nike sneakers on.

[wtfhah]

twinking?

[TheAmazingJimmy]

@wtfhah Twinkling, not twinking.

[ztheday]

I like when he just shouts, "JEWS!"

[MysticalSelah]

@ztheday I know this is an old comment but that is awesome xD

[jpatton1989]

lol I love Jack Ban Impe. He's so enthusiastic about the Lord's word. A true man of God.

[TheAmazingJimmy]

@jpatton1989 Every prediction that manm's made has not come true, he is a false prophet.

[jpatton1989]

@TheAmazingJimmy But he's never made a single prediction. lol He's not a prophet. He doesn't claim to be one. He's an end times scholar. He has a vast knowledge of the Bible. But he doesn't make predictions through visions he has from God.

[johngreen120]

yaaaaaay! Bullshit!

[peggygenoway]

Great video. Yep, lotsa people cannot handle the truth.

[RideTheCatfish]

Rrrobits.

[w00tage99]

thes guys must have felt like douches when none of that stuff happened

[TomsFriendKake]

@w00tage99 Not really, Christian Evanjelicals tend to have short memories, so all Jack and Rexalla do is just tweek their doomsday proficy message every week to fit with the current events unfolding in the world. In 1999 it was all about the Y2K problem, then it was about 9/11, then Iraq, then Iran, then AlQuida, now its Russia and China, but this week it will be Egypt and Yeman. Its always something, becase the world is always producing news, and it can be manipulated. John Hagee does it too.

[xRequiem666]

Great Job!

[SAGEBOT500]

"Rule the world for a thousand years..." now where have I heard that line before?

[SAGEBOT500]

JEWS.

[TheLegitMan93]

These people seem so fucking dead it's hardly even funny.

[rbmherbert]

I don't know about you guys, but I have a glorified body

[JosephChrist]

Actually if you read the Old Testament...God certainly is an abortionist.

[MrAlmaco]

But wait.... I think he's right.

You know it makes sense.

[Hogswoth]

This guy's hair is crazy. There's no part. Every evangelist has fucked up hair.

[Pontus900]

hahaha I love christian retards

[teknotoast]

wait... heat, and friction of outerspace?

lmao.

[zjc92]

YEAH, THE UNDEAD RUSSIAN SPACEMEN ARE GOING TO COME WITH JESUS AND INVADE THE ORIENTALS IN THE YEAR 2000.

...Wait, I think I got something messed up...

[NoSocialSkillz]

sounds good to me,

is there an address where I could send all of my moneh?

[fandrix]

I'd like to know the story behind how these guys got their forum. They probably opened with the Russia invading Israel story . . . works every time.

[GeorgeMcSandcracker]

2:32

That's gonna have to be one big miracle for her.

[ThanklessExpediency]

Rexella's hot! ... Bat-shit crazy... but HOT! XD

[Syntox]

Hot for Skeletor's older sister, maybe

[bumbelion1977]

ummm oriental is a food... not a person or people

[wineandwomen]

Whacky stuff, but I have to say:

I'd pork that sexy Stepford Wife to within an inch of her alleged promised afterlife. She'd be all: "YES, Satan! GIVE IT TO ME, Satan!"

That's MY prophecy.

[wineandwomen]

Eternal salvation, or TRIPLE your money back!

[UlfLundell]

I love my new glorified body!

[nomad11692]

Ive seen this show before on late night tv.....every episode has great information like this. You could probably have enough material to dedicate an entire youtube channel just to clowning this guy.

[malykoth]

I think his hair is made out of Berylium.

[wineandwomen]

Nope. Unobtanium.

[PaulWiele]

In my hometown, there's still a poster hanging up on a phone pole warning that the rapture will happen on September 6th, 1994...

[samuraikarasu]

"The wrong theories ha-ha!"

Yes, my superstitious mumbo jumbo about angels descending from chariots is much more correct than any other groups. What idiots.

[theblahs]

Oh I though God was an abortionist ):

[UndercoverDoctor]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[blickblocks]

WHAT IS HAPPENING???

[MrBombastic4life]

lol Oh God 2012 is going to be so much fun.

[thevandals18]

Check out Dr.Van Impe IRS tax returns availible through many ministry watchdogs, he is actually operating at a deficit, He is not in this for the money nor the glory, He's here to spread the uabashed truth of the golry of god!

[grandiagod]

@thevandals18 okay then he's retarded instead of malevolent

[a5dr3]

Yes. He seems like a very well-intentioned man of God, but this dispensationalism and pre-millenialism is absurd and unbiblical, so don't get mixed up in it!

[paulmercy]

It's interesting how these people latch onto the "Sci-Fi" verses in the Bible, like Revelations & Ezekiel, with such idiosyncratic passion. If you took away the judgment, the polyester, the tithing & the powdered wigs, you'd basically be left with your average Trekkie.

[brittwit789]

O my goodness ! Christians need to stop thinking about heaven and the future and start helping all the starving babies and orphans that are here and now .

[TagRation]

damn you!

You promised me a glorified body years ago!

[PorkchopCupcake]

@TagRation

No no.

The glorified bodies are here.

Just pay a visit to Las Vegas and you'll find plenty - available for rent and possible ownership too.

[PorkchopCupcake]

I still don't understand how this video hasn't gotten at least 1 trillion hits.

[SatanicFilmHouse]

Wow, Rexella used to be quite the dish (although it might just be her Diane Franklin haircut). These days the two of them look like a couple of goddamned mummies.

[stalingrad32]

20 days in 2005, ill be ready

[PorkchopCupcake]

1. Warn people of impending doom

2. Offer a solution (usually delivered through installed payment plans or donations on good faith)

3. Smile

4. Profit

5. Repeat

[Archivist82]

Ah, Jack and Rexella Van Impe, my favourite religious doomsayers!

I can't believe they've been doing this same schtick since the 1950s....

[ClassicGarth]

Sorry, did we say 2000? We meant 3000.

[identityisrelative]

The year 2000 is going to rock! I can't wait to be swept up in an angelic beryllium space chariot!

[chada75]

0:54-1:08 They must be talking about the Carrot Highway.

[Dillrod90]

That made me laugh.

[thunderwoman]

Internal voice of cat: "Somebody HELP ME!!!"

[Hereticked]

Based on his hair alone, I'm pretty sure he IS one of the aliens

[curlytoes79]

This sure is a hard-hitting interview.

"Will this really happen, Jack? Really?"

[Nmbrz]

i remember these guys

[ggadguy]

The blonde lady plays along with him right around 0:54.

[dtmbcorp]

Just... Wow...