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  • imagine offering to shake the doctor's hand upon introduction. The doctor is probably thinking uh........no I know where that hand has been now.

  • @Jonathann1818 the doctor has an anal fingering addiction also :)

  • 1 word: HILARIOUS. a serious letter to his dildo...omg xD

  • Dear cock, i write this letter in tears but my decision is final. I've been contemplating about it for quite some time. After 15 years of wanking and not having friends, girlfriends, and failing at everything in life i realized that it all your fault! Yes i know it hard, but there is no other way. It either that or i can go and kill myself. We will still see each other quite often but not THAT often and in different circumstances. We'll have a serene relationship.

    Dear cock - I salute you.

  • @zemixerus Dear zemixerus, i want to taste your ass, lets find a way to make this happen. sincerely, your cock.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=wZrSQ_Tyo5­4

  • everything in moderation :)

  • you now believe god is pulling you out of masturbation or yours too old to get a boner to do it hahah

  • i eat when im horny and just rub my balls its a major turn on

  • Getting into religion (ie following fairy tales, that he clearly doesnt believe) just to stop wanking, that is mental. Why not take up golf, cards, knitting, yoga...WHATEVER. Just get a life. Not another obsession. Religion NO WAY

  • @cockywatchman1976 I don't want to get into an argument here, i just want to point this out. you may think religion is a bunch of fairy tales, but it gives people hope. Obviously it gave this guy enough hope to stop wanking. You may not think religion is right or true or anything, but it helps out a lot of people and completely turns lifes around. It's not one religion it is most of them, and it's because they give people hope that they can be better than they currently are

  • @Coolcow6 Thats true-I agree. For some it helps them, for others it really ruins their lives. Whatever, we have to accept it's just believing something that there is a huge body of evidence to prove it's just not true. And I have to question why youy have to believe this garbage to make things better. If you watch Richard Dawkins this guy has it spot on

  • @cockywatchman1976 God's got GREAT abs! How do you NOT masturbate to that guy?? Dawkins is awesome (so is Sam Harris) but jesus's body makes my nipples hard!!!

  • @cockywatchman1976 Religion is true for thoose people how belive in it, they can feel it in the heart. its just as real as the feeling of getting horny.

  • @mr931126 Don't be silly, something is real if it can be proven.  I believe in magic pixies and dragons, I feel them in my heart-does that make them real? It's a load of old fashioned fairy tales

  • @cockywatchman1976

    Do you feel happy , with your life? do you see things clear? you not affraid of death ?

    I'm not, cuz i belive in God and he has given me that spirital thing which make's my mind clear and peaceful and my whole world. try to get contact with him, it works, trust me

  • @cockywatchman1976 btw humanity knows veery little what is real, 150 years ago flying was impossible, 100 years ago, talk to someone on the other side of the world, also impossible. we make new discoveries all the time.

    And the biggest mistery of all: the universum, does it end? it havent been proven, but its real.

  • @mr931126 Just coz flyinh wasnt possible doesnt mean it isnt real!!! My lifes shit, full of all sorts of issues-its great repligion helps you-but I cant believe in things there are no proof for

  • @cockywatchman1976

    well at that time none though a man could fly, if they saw one flying they wouldnt belive their eyes. Now thats the same thing with God.

    And im sorry for you that you only belive in things that has been proof. but if we say like this, how do you know love is proofed? well you feel it in your heart, either you see the person or not, God is the same thing , he give you twice as much love and you havent even seen him, you just has to belive in him.

  • Sad wanker, haha. Just do it once a day...get a hobby for the rest of the time. Even twice a day. But 12...come on, get some self control. This isnt like a drug addiction AT ALL

  • hey

  • Once every few days is perfectly OK, even healthy but 12 a day... :/

  • this is sad.

  • For knowing about more yoga techniques to quit masturbation u can read my comments on my channel. While doing siddhasana u will feel vibrations between the space of penis and anus which is natural.

  • When u will do this asana in a proper way ur penis will start losing erection. Ur sex hormones will come under control like a child. But now there will be only a need to control ur mind by gyanyoga, good company & spiritual thoughts. This asana (pose) will fill ur body with cosmic energy day after day and after few months it will make ur body disease free by cleaning all of 72,000 veins in ur body. If u want erection of ur penis then do pashchimottanasana or start mastubating.

  • U can quit masturbating from the 1st day by doing siddhasana for 30 to 40 minutes. But do it only for 5 minutes after first 3 days because if ur method is erroneous then this asana (pose) will prove very harmful for ur nervous system. The guys who will learn it from experienced yoga teachers can do it for 30 minutes. Guys who know its correct method and never ever waste their semen can do it for many hours daily like the yogis.

  • the only way to give up wanking is to have a sex partner

    obviously every one masturbates if he/she cannot have sex

  • How the hell can You call Jesus peace be upon him, a GOD? he is a Prophet, you wierdos!!! he isn't God

  • @123maherali In YOUR opinion, more people would disagree with you than agree.

  • HAHAHAHAH nonsense!

  • this makes me wanna jack it! <3

  • throw Paul in an american maximum security prison and find a nice husband for him. His problems would be sorted out in hours.LOL

  • stopmasturbatingbook. com

  • you can't be baptized unless you believe in the words of God

  • why r atheists always trying to annoy rligion followers okay so you dont believe in god does not mean you start offending people

  • @Megablues1000 The baptism just shows how ridiculous religion is. It's madness, just like that he finds got, because some man said "lets baptise you". Hahah. He found god to give up wanking!!!!!!! Religion is the biggest joke ever. Fairy tales. Id rather wank than go to church or any of that garbage

  • After I started, my family did not see me come out from my room for about a month.

  • stop masturabating, start smoking. really??

  • 5:15 - "I now believe it was God calling me... or pulling me" - Aha! So it's the 'loving hand' of God to blame! I knew it! ;-)

  • @CottoFan

    Wow, that is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

  • Fucking Jesus. I guess if lying to yourself can take the place of your addiction then go for it, it's still a load of shit though.

  • the letter seems like it was a break up with jesus

  • Golly! Its true! Look at the Reverend's Glasses! Masturbation DOES lead to blindness! :O

  • this is no life...you are a slave....

  • scat domination just watch that itl put u off for a year

  • He wrote a letter to his dick? lol! sounds like fun.

  • @ihopeutubedies ha ha . I still have it somewhere!

  • @Poohsraresoundtracks lol. How did u end up on this documentary?!

  • The next time he's tempted to fap, he should simply watch something sick such as a prolapsing montage.

  • "When I'm really really horny and desperate, my mind shuts down"

    sounds familiar

  • Dear christfags: there is no God, the omnipotence concept itself is a paradox. Jesus DID exist but he never did any miracle. Stop being controlled by religion and use your brain. Be free.

  • @francesco149 How is this not the highest rated comment?!?

    Goddammit!

  • @francesco149 I ask you to use your brain and recognize who is your creator !

  • @TheCoolmuslim ......Anyone see a paradox here?

  • sounds like a very nasty disease that I'm thankful and hopeful I'll never have ;-) ... What a Frustratingly miserable life ..

  • Man...Ppl throw Jesus into everything.Ummm I would like to know what did Jesus do when he got a boner and don't tell me he didn't.

  • Every time you want to...you know, watch saw...

  • @Ochipso lmao that could actually work though.

  • I don't understand why this is even a problem, why doesn't he just become a gay porno actor?

  • HAHAHA Writing a fucking letter? !!! HAHAHA

    Psychologists have no fucking idea.

  • Fucking hell man, you'll have no ram-rod left if you keep bashing like that. just smoke a joint, it feels great and it's less messy.

  • Only Christ can get you through this. Ask Him into your heart and ask Him to help you.

  • @EricaYE6 Yes, God freed me from my addiction :) It is is truely relaxing to be free.

  • @RealEros1 Good for you!! :) And stay free. There is nothing at all for you in addiction/slavery but emptiness of course. God has so much more and better for you than that! God bless you always.

    Erica

  • @EricaYE6 LOL! So dumb... so dumb...

  • I don't even use my hand anymore, I recently invested in a milking machine...

  • 95% of men admit of masturbating...and 5%of big liars!

  • If you feel like masturbating you either need to take a piss or take shit something is putting pressure on your nut sack! so just take a piss or take a shit just get your mind off your sick thoughts...

  • haha funny!!!

  • @TranshumanCyborg - Sexual innuendo...?

  • i had too pause this and go too redtube.

  • Wank  o___O Habit

  • Jacking off. aka: bust'n a nutt. Relieves stress. once,twice a day. Even 3-4 times if u feel horny as hell. Not doing it only leads to serious flustrations. If u need to relieve yourself and don't have a partner to help wit that. Go on and bust a nutt on your own time. And feel alittle refreshed.

  • @itsmister2u Very true bc everyone has sexual urges and needs, even that priest, preacher or deacon at the church.

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  • I like how profesional the guy sounds at 3:35 when he says The shock of of finding out the physical damage cause by HIS WANK HABIT. Whank Habit?????

  • My friend is my dick?

  • @super58173 no dildo im figuring

  • uhmm...

  • these guys need someone to love them seek out a relationship

  • get a girlfriend fag

  • @2012Video lol gtfo

  • My lil brother drew that island lol

  • @Muz0071 Have you overcome the problem?

  • i don't think i could whack off fifteen times a day if my life depended on it. three's a big day for me haha

  • Well i have something to say to masturbation addicters. You masturbate because you have low esteem. you most likely don't have a relationship with the opposite sex because when you masturbate you just think of girls as mere sex toys. you need to get out there. Realise girls as normal people. get a good body have more confidence. Your a slave to your own dick if you ejaculate 12 times a day.

    For all those stupid doctors that say mustarbating has no effect. FUCK YOU. it 120% does. go study more

  • The Addiction to masturbation,like all addictions, is an addiction to one's FEELINGS. The addiction to masturbation is merely a symptom of the underlying addiction to one's FEELINGS.

  • masturbating is only natrel i dont think any less of anybody who masterbates we all have i do im singel its what alot of people do but this much is a bit overboard i hope they can be helped.

  • I am gonna STOP!

  • @btggalluv did ya stop?...

  • It'd cause more anxiety if my had a therapist that speaks like him. So Annoying!!!

  • If and when I finally get a girlfreind, I will stop masturbating! Wait we can masturbate togeather, then FUCK!

  • Sure, jerkin' off is great. But when you abstain for a week you are rewarded with blowing a torrential wad next time you bash the bishop!

  • Hahahaha. U mucky man u lmfao

  • hope he deosnt beat off to Jesus

  • @Cerbethys

    hahaha. single most epic comment ever

  • @Cerbethys shit bro.

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  • @Cerbethys But Jesus gives the best hand jobs ;D and he LOVES to get nailed ;)

  • If this Guy is trying to find God to cure is habit, why don't he ask the question why did God make my body susceptible to this condition in the first place?????

  • i only masterbate when i want i dont care how much its my dick afterall

  • physical and mental gymnastics would make one more sensitive to the unconscious motivations or the dormant thought patterns that are responsible causing the masturbation...and yes prayer and meditation is also very helpfull :)

  • 12 times a day without "black eyes"?

    Tell me how you do.

  • @antifemminismo black eyes?

  • This is good enough motivation. Do you want to look like this gay guy here? all twitchy and crying and shit?

    what i do, when you get horny and shit, especially that frustrated-horny where you cant concentrate on the task at hand, i just tell myself to man-up and get over it. Its just a dick...

  • the psychiatrist was sleepy...

  • Masturbation is virtual illusion intended to keep you locked in a cyberspace through the process of addiction. Simply put, it's a lie and illusion that you try to convince yourself of being real, but the harder you try the quicker you realize, it's a lie that tells you, you are in love. You feel like your reaching through the screen to the lady but actually, you're locked into a lie behind your computer. Not only is it sad but more often than not, quite pathetic!

  • @unfathomableinquiry what the hell are you talking about? its just pleasing yourself

  • what over masturbation will get you is loss of hair..check herbal love . com

    benefits are.. well the longest i can go without wanking is 3 weeks and i experienced more energy, thicker hair, more sleep, and tighter skin.. this happens probably because the sperm gets metabolized.. idk.. i just read stuff

    i wanna go without wanking for a month.. but its just damn hard.... haha

  • i masturbage once or twice a day

  • that was sure easy for him to be baptized

  • the psychologist is the biggest w-er of the bunch!!!

  • the young guy is a whiny little bitch, he is sad, if he can't stop whining about how he can't touch himself constantly then he should himself and everybody else a favor and slit his wrists if he is so depressed being a gay man

  • @CIGARPIGSKIN6 Tell me when I say I'm depressed about being a gay man? Ass hole.

  • pathetic

  • to do it 15 times is impossible i think.This guy doesnt have a life. wow. I mean i would have to try really damn hard to it in 2 days

  • Cut off his balls! Easiest way.

  • professor of Bukkake at the wanksta university

  • i started when I was 12, and I have no intention of stopping! i'm going balls-to-the-wall for 150 times a day!

  • damn I think I want to quit.

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  • @verzeda try smoking pot my bro had the same problem o yea and drink bit vodka tho

  • After seeing this, I'm convinced I need to stop. I've been masturbating since I was 13, and I'm 18 now. It's caused me to lie to family and friends, neglect school and work and cancel plans. I do it at least 3-5 times a week. I want to quit. Having a girlfriend didn't help either, because she was a virgin and wasn't ready to go all the way. She ended up breaking up with me because of my addiction. She didn't know about it, but it caused me to lie to her constantly which led to the break up.

  • 3-5 times a week doesn't sound like that much...of course, unless you're going or several hours each time.

  • @vj2hoodra Wow 13? i started at 8 or 9 now im 11 the younger the better now i know what it can cause if you do it to much :D

  • iVE BEEN AT IT SINCE 13 YRS OLD NOW IM 21 THIS IS MY TIME TO STOP :d

  • @xlaFax find a girl ,,,i have the same problem ..but go to rent a prostitute .

  • @yungbfresh1 Bigot.

  • he needs a woman!!!!

  • @wounds100

    He's gay :S

  • @G4mepl4yFTW LOL.. Well aint it obvious??? I'm not the most straight actinf person am I? lol

  • @brbabyhollywood

    I was replying to Wounds100... God.. -.-'

  • @G4mepl4yFTW That I am!

  • i never tried more than ounce a day

  • if you're wanking 12 times a day you're insane.end of story.

  • yeah, I don't even understand how it's possible and I on't need to know

  • In 8th grade when i was psychotic with

    "desire" i don't think i topped 3 times EVER... maybe 4 a few times?

  • @plutoplatters haha me too most I got down was 5 or 6 then I'd get kind of bored of it...

  • @plutoplatters Heh heh, yea I was definitely mad with "desire" in the 7th grade too. They say that we reach our peaks at 35 or so, but I disagree. I'm 23 now and I feel mine already passed and my peak was right when I started.

  • Hence the fact he was going to see a psychiatrist. Well done for stating the obvious, douchebag.

  • I love your anger.

  • Coolbeans, so do I.

  • if i ejaculate more then 3 times my the area under my nuts hurt how the fuck did this guy pull off 12 ouch that must hurt.

  • @LotBountyHunter He uses a dildo he doesnt cum i think lol so it doesnt hurt him or her

  • @SonorenceAl100 a dildo WTF man might aswell be gay lol

  • @LotBountyHunter haha the one that looks like bruno in here is gay the other one isnt

  • At 6:05 is wank guy actually masturbating as church guy is talking to him? There is such concentration, not to mention vibration, in his face... and we can't see his hands...

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  • lol @ former sex addict Bill Berry saying "I now believe it was god pulling me" at 5.20

  • Ah Luggage, we meet again.

  • Crud...Well I hope that in these circumstances our meetings shall be more...agreeable. That is of course if it's alright with YOU...

  • I think more agreeable meetings are definitely something we can... pull off. Condsider it done.

  • Ok then. Truce. However consider this a firm but fair warning not to rub me up the wrong way.

  • Don't worry, today sees the end of childish off the cuff remarks.

  • plz helppppppppp , is the masturbating wromg? what if someone masturbate 3 times per week???

  • Never trust a church that baptizes you after two hours. It goes to show that it's not about being a part of the church, it's just about making you a part of their clan with no responsibilities at all.

  • lololololololololollololololol­ololol

  • he probably masturbating right now

  • well i masturbate up to 5 times a day myself.

  • man, you're so right xD

  • rub hot chilli pepes in your hand every day, it worked 4 me and now am used to the idea of having hot chillies in my hand even if i dont. i haven't masturbated in three months and counting. everyday i wake up with great energy. a new hubby you love is also very important.

  • The therapist.. all I can here is öööööööööh.

  • This is why i dont like shaking someones hand.....

  • cause you're busy shaking your dick the whole time?

  • My libido is too high. i have masturbated for many years. So i can have sex for more than an hour when cotrolling my coming. real vigorous sex. One day blood came out of the girl's cunt but i kept pounding. The girls have run away from me. they say i should become a Muslimand marry 4 wives.

  • It seems like you're a professional wanker. congratulations

  • You are going to have the same problems as these men. Seek Celibacy.

  • The only problems chronic masturbation is going to cause is an over stimulation of the parasympathetic system (ie grogginess) and perhaps if you're not careful damage to the penis and internal sex organs. normal masturbation habits are actually good for your body, promote proper sexual function, protect from prostate cancer, and promote relaxation and better stress levels. please dont fill cyberspace with your crazy opinions founded completely on nutty religious ideals and morals

  • Keep believing that, emasculated man!

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  • Whatever man. It's science. Get a grip

  • LMBO GET A GRIP!

  • This is funnier than an episode of Jam

  • Olive oil holds Jesus magic more than pool water. I read about that in a SCIENCE book!!1111

  • The predicament of modern man: having the sexual drive of a primate, but