שיווק באינטרנט - וידאו פוש מקדמים עסקים ביוטיוב

[theperrenialsmartass]

Wow, premature ejaculation and angry sex.... in a TORTOISE. Now I've seen it all.

[tobias6666]

"Spread your legs bitch!"

[avamposto]

@tobias6666 LOOL

[whojaf]

man thats funny as fuck

[HERZELHAZAHAV]

אלוהים ישמור מה זה הדבר הזה? מה הוא עושה לה...

[EXTABON]

i love the turtules vid. WTF they are making funny noise, how the heck did you get more than milion views? realy amazing

[MrVIDEOPUSH]

כל מה שרציתם לדעת על שיווק בוידאו ושיווק ויראלי. כל הודות שיקדמו את העסק שלכם באינטרנט. חפשו את וידאו פוש ביוטיוב וגם בגוגל

[heutenichtundso]

Why's it doing that?

[EXTABON]

@heutenichtundso good question. i am gonna ask him.

[savepapadizi]

thank you for posting my video response>>can you help me to find american woman??????????

[idallan]

"is wayne brady gonna have to smack a bitch?"

[Sjaakerdesjak]

I have seen this happen by 3 pairs of giant turtles shortly before a driftsnorkel near South Muiron Island at Ningaloo Reef, Western Australia...

When in the water and if threaten by a (male) turtle I had to act humanly and move with arms and legs, otherwise the wrong 'turtle' would've been approached...

[Napolionachtig]

Bitch, get out of that shield and make me some babies!

[phosphor112]

what a fuckin dick lmfao.

[marampou]

omg this is real man sex and wood TSOLO REEEEEE

[jackydoll123]

LaborHours, you're thinking of most kinds of fish.

[HelixturnHelix]

Laborhours: No thats wrong, they have intercourse! Reptil-eggs have shells, they cant get fertilized after they have been layed!

The female produces eggcells, they get fertilized during intercourse and the zygote then forms the egg.

So they have sexual intercourse! :)

[Idefeatedthesystem]

Why've you gotta ruin everyones fun, LaborHours? This was amusing.

[LaborHours]

Listen... Turtles lay eggs and then the male fertilizes them. They're not mammals, meaning no sexual intercourse. Sorry.

[Focks82]

*thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

[Thrabit]

HAHAHAHA IT MOANED!!!

[d0ht3m]

Smack that booty!

[ravenrulez12345]

IT MOANED!!!!!

[Coribec]

He realized it was a dude.

[OrangeLightning123]

First time I ever heard a turtle Moan

[bluevexer]

LMFAO!

[schrodcat]

So, I guess that's preliminaries for turtles.

Yeah, just look at poor them! that'd be the only way around it.

Actually, he's not even enjoying THAT part that much.

Total confirmation.

[littleyellowgrl48]

OMIGOD. I just heard a turtle moan.

[sexyboatcaptain]

That turtle just saved her life from being ran over. ;D

[horsesinnyc]

Yes, he did save her from being run over. true love.

[littleyellowgrl48]

Your comment made my night.

[27frtx]

la pauvre!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lebrearedes]

Eu nunca tinha visto tartaruga gemer!

asuhsuhushusahsa

[Samantha1692]

LOL! I guess turtles like it rough.

Yes this is soooo inappropriate.

[XAProphetOfDoomX]

Jeez, I'm surprised tortoises haven't gone extinct watching this.

[deedeebaby89]

chris brown!

[heartxofxbutter]

Domestic Turtle Abuse. :(

[Drallop]

i like how this was flagged as innapropriate

[Jurisprudence70]

Reminds me of an ex-boyfriend.

[littleyellowgrl48]

PWNED! You rock.

[SENAN1888]

i think they are both males. and the one raping is a really strong gay O.O

[Loverboy2104]

"This video may be unsuitable for minors"

Really?

[Claude1313]

SARCASM

[Brinah]

I thought only humans have sex for pleasure..i guess I was wrong!

[wattrlz]

Are you sure those aren't tortoises?

[nemesisprogram]

thats the closest thing to a real life pokemon battle i ever did see...putting aside the rape.

[skatfree]

more like a night in las vegas.

[joe5639]

So thats where chris brown's turtle went.

[samsherbert]

I'd hit it

[DrDoofensmirtz]

ha. that is hysterical

[gambleZ144]

He prolly just found out it was a dude turtle.

[Romani0ite0domum]

who the fuck flagged this? jesus this site is retarded

[markae0]

britney spears"hit me one more time" should be playing in background

[BryZad]

He's the Chris Brown of Turtles.

[nikkinjose]

hahaha fuckin sick!

[TheOnlineGamerReport]

Turtle Porn

[whitehawk62]

lol this made my day

[JohnnyZ28]

Sometimes you gotta smack the bitch around.

[troglodyto]

:( females that aren't human have it so difficult lol

[whitehawk62]

the female praying mantis bites off the head of its mate o.O

[jackson1333]

ROFLCOPTER

[ReesesPieces625]

get owned

[gekperson]

omg n then he groans! hahaha! priceless

[gekperson]

i see they're taking it slow. . . lol!

[PlayRadioPlayTheUsed]

LOL!

WOW!

WTF!

The d00d3 turtle is hitting the chick!?

WOW!

XDD

[lilaznalien]

The moaning at the end was just hilarious.

[Archimondelol]

Best video ever !!! xD

[sataniccorewindir]

what no flowers ?!

[lilazeonboa]

Now thats rape

[zogg23]

He definetly enjoys it, but she doesnt look very pleased...

btw doesn't that sound quite like the guy doing the donald duck blow-job?

[stargrl24]

I didn't know turtles made noise that was hillarious.. he even smacks the ass to funny!!

[josevanreyes]

Thats right bitch you shut up and do as your told.

[katwoman911]

HAAAAAAA WHAT WITH THESE NOISES!!

[mikengo96]

i didn't know turtles could make those noises

[ibefaisal]

I used to think that watching leopard geckos fuck was the most hilarious thing ever until I saw turtles go at it. Shit is hilarious, it's as if god engineered turtle love making while he was in a very funny mood, maybe right after creating the platypus.

[DeepKing90]

lmao he spanks her in the end too

[undocumentedspot]

the funny thing is that more than 1,000,000 people interested in turtle sex.

[gothinblue]

dude, I have turtles and we had one just like that. He'd ram all the other turtles, bite them, etc, just like that. I dont think we ever let him get around to doing it though because any time we saw him bashing the others we'd seperate them. Guess he was just trying to be manly.

and I've actually seen 2 of my other turtles do that XD they are so WEIRD! The guys make these funky wheezing noises and stand almost straight up, it's the funniest thing ever

[sillymgl]

did you see how his neck strained? wtf is up with that?

[zaptor12]

he tapped that shit

[phillymantis]

this aint right....arrest that turtle

[minka989]

This is the best comment I have ever seen on YouTube. Thanks for making the 3 years I have been on this silly website worth every second =)

[SSJ3JackBauer]

I know that we are not supposed to interfere with nature, but I would have stopped this if I was there.

[itsfrzn]

what the fuck

[jamaicanstarchad08]

wow!!!

guess yall were veeery idle

[tightropetomg]

oh my GOD - why the hell is this censored? Some people are so f**king sensitive. It's 2 turtles for GOd's sake.

[3064boy]

LMAO, i didn't know turtels moan, LOL.

[kokumaru]

huuuuuuuuh......

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.....

no turtle cum shot?

what a jip

[harajukuroxy]

omg this is funny as sh*t

[RusiaCanal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AwkwardSk8er]

Lol dude, that was an old ass comment but I'm glad you found it funny...

[elliotmotocross]

bahahahaha

[helloduo]

this video got my pusssssyyyy wweeeettttt!!!  c me on cam! E

[coolguy11897]

sup supupsupspuusp

[1wachter]

woehahahaha this is funny,that sound is the killer,roflol!

[iloveprettywoman]

0_0

[Absurdity360]

How the hell did this wind up tagged as inappropriate for minors? Seriously, WTF?

[ytmartinezyt]

"first time in youtube

turtles making love

in a very crazy way"

That's a very poetic description, demustang.

[Siavash1357]

yeah spank that ass!

[boihaggos1]

he was just trying to save her by hitting her to the side of the road looooool

[UnNethertrash]

She was asking for it.

[tarhun]

you don't know it was rape... maybe they're just into kinky stuff

[electronictrip]

i had NO IDEA that turtles made noises like that!!! i've NEVER seen anything like this! HA! far out man!

[Sprite37]

I think I lost it after it started moaning XD

[gamzun]

why the hell is he hitting her :D

[spiltbluhd]

Because turtles, like suburban husbands, like to beat their partners into submission. He's only doing it because he loves her

[if1in1life]

LMAO! nice comment, lmaoo

[PsychOMoE88]

Oh Look....MY Love Life....(shakes head)

[FloridaBoy5]

oh you gotta be fucking kidding me

[jkluvsje]

rotflmao!!

[grongrue]

lmao he wants her to go away so he pushes her, what a player

[MrSomliga]

Hahaha now that's funny!

[tsukasa19]

Rape may be a crime but in this case it's funny!

[MetalStorm03]

great, now I'm horny

[amberxoxbaybi]

LOL

I Love The Noises XD

Poor Girl One Though

=[

[darkforce2098]

animals have emotions too

[swayzie00]

LOOOL

he shagged her.

beat her.

then started shagging her again while moaning..

i guess he likes it rough :S

[frederik772]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[trickynick1001]

Thank you for posting this explaination. I was searching through the responses HOPING someone would explain what is actually going on.

Somehow this makes it more acceptable, though I'm not sure why.

[biscotto6]

maybe he wasn't turtley enough for her

[DjSLyCK]

why was he trying to have turtle secks than :O?

[anikid0392]

It's fucking the other one in the ass!

[arideout1]

HA!

[PyroFreakDJ]

haha

[icingo]

hahahahahhahah that kills

[rachaelannedonnelly1]

You should put that on youporn lol

[angellovescats]

thats hilarious!

[Brisket]

I love how he just casually pulls out, and starts beating the shit out of her, hahaha.

[18yearolz]

1:21, he slappin her ass? LOL

[mtrybu]

lol, they do it the hard way :d

[montadar1]

Omg, that reminds me of my cousins :D

[rkmfl]

wait...Im NOT even going to ask.

[alianscience]

unreal...

[saladcat]

ahahah fuck it almost sounds like a person

[incarnateTheGreat]

HAHAHAHA! the shell-bumping!

[xbollywoodbabyx]

lol i love it towards the end

[googlay]

"come on you fucking bitch!

come on. put the fuck out"

[unbridledenthusiasm]

What uptight fucking nerd flagged this video?

[Asianlady2280]

I didnt think turtles can make sounds!!

[HuskerDuKid]

lmfaooooooo well if she didnt want to the first time what makes yah think she'll want it after you push her around?? looool silly turtle

[onydude]

lmao!

[felip3sbe]

mostra a Maria da Penha pra ele ^^

[Koishii57]

lol x3 That is one fiesty man-turtle >.> xD

[desdamona2002]

Turtle sex must be the most frustrating sex in the world! LOL

[kcuskcid]

LOLL OLD PPL FUCKING

[hommie9999]

he is fucking moaning!

[okyesplease]

NO MEANS NO

[HansMG]

LOL!

[Trazom89]

Schiattc a cap!!!!!

[bonzie88]

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

[calabreesee]

hahahahahahahaha funny

[flyingscience]

You need two background music songs .Why dont we do it in the road -Beatles .

Somebodys knockin ,open the door (Let Em In)-Paul McCartney -Wings

[eljaimillo]

fake

[yotequilla]

ahahahahhahhhahhahahahahhaa

[NinjaAllStarz2009]

this can't b real. lol

[whoMIIKEJONES]

WAY TO RUIN IT ASS!

[JPPraterCO08]

"I'm on my period!"

"I don't care. My dick doesn't get much harder"

[2192productions]

"cmon bitch i know you still there"

[runelover2k7]

lol turtles rule

[juliankyo]

"i GOT A HEADACHE"  LOL

[buffaloheadLOL]

LMAO THE NOISE

[nuubz0rz]

hi alex l0l0l0l)L0l0l0l0l0l0l0l

[pooeater6000]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shroommate]

Why is he running into her like that?

[Becca13boo]

lmfaoooooo!!

[bowloforanges07]

oh my god that turtle wants on! haha

[WilbertVereAwdry]

I dunno why this was flagged. I've got 2 red eared sliders, and they do this all the time.

[foxygurl818]

very cute and intersting

[phillow]

omg yeah nice

[bballstar233]

the best part is the noise that the turtle makes.. but yea why tha hell is this video flagged lol?

[kabutoddd]

familiar violence reminds since repile´s era?

[jimijoe2524]

lol i can picture some one whacking off to this

[customcartoons]

why was this flagged?

[Luvull]

You sure thats rape?

[zergering]

aaaaw its so cute