How Women See Twilight

[DOHRap]

WHAT'S THE BACKGROUND-MUSIC? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE?

[G0DLIKE911]

@DOHRap From the movie Inception...

[andygjata]

fuck twilight. fuck stupid girls and fuck their for cock

[Aussiegirl956]

Nope. Not how we see it! Just keep a loop of Jacob running shirtless. THATS how we see it!

[oOJampisOo]

Identifying with Kim: Yep... it's a trailer.

[eidius1989]

i am sorry but did this movie really need a Two Steps From Hell music? its ridiculous.

[jddimafx]

Incelight.

[psycho2atee]

so you changed one line?

[LilLaynei]

Must be a man then...

[trixie2702]

It ends in a poop cramp?!

[LolGurrl91]

When i watched Twilight (Im cured of the Twihard disease) all I really saw was JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB SHIRTLESS JACOB annnd, that's about all i could really pay attention to. If i were to watch them again, it would only be so I could see those rippling abbs again <3 *droolzzz* :Q_________________

[FinTheDew]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacksfilms

[SammyBlazeGold]

@cookiesobomb It is the real trailer with a few edits

[SammyBlazeGold]

So what Taylor lautner is gay i bet some of u are hiding a dirty secret that u watch porn and stuff just keep in mind that is who he is. If u dont like him than go F.U.M i bet u dont know what that means

[Alicestarshineanime]

ULTRA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[NekoPrince]

GAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaay

[The121cassie]

Lol that was so funny Jacob leave you shirt on lol ;) Lol Me i be say Jacob leave you shirt off lol

[cookiesobomb]

lol this looked like a real trailer

[FatalDisasterHC]

Jacob Keep your shirt on...

[Tangorocket36]

This is the...stupidest thing, i have ever seen

[hdlovergirl]

the only difference to this video is the "Jacob keep your on!.....NO!!!!!"

[AroniusMaximusPS3]

The dislike bar is all the Fangirls

[ss995271]

Wtf was that I don't even have a rate for this

[nickilover1231]

jacob keep ur shirt on .......NO!

[nickilover1231]

if she is prego does tht mean tht her and edward fuck?

[DuhBadassAnimeGuy]

@nickilover1231 Yep, Edward breaks the bed.

[candy4725331]

All I can see is Jacob with no shirt :)

[Anaida32]

oh they missed the carnaval on Brazil!!

[princeschocolateeyes]

i have this movie

[DOHRap]

@GoofsterD15 whats the backgroundmusic, pls?

[teamjacob4ever99]

0:35-0:46

[playa4life0908]

The only thing funny about this video are the comments everyone left.

[ByAmmi]

The funniest thing about this video is the comments...

[GODofFAIL665]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS STUPID FUCKING TRAILER I HATE YOU AND I WILL TEACH MY CHILDREN TO HATE YOUR CHILDREN AS THEY WILL TEACH THEIRS AND SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE OF YOUR CRAPPY LINEAGE WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU POSTED THIS GODDAMN VIDEO!

[EricSchwin22]

Oh no...I have bad gas!

[golliath978]

Why does the bitch go with the white guy? Wtf?

[NeoArden]

@golliath978 You want her to go with the indian guy? NEVER!

[adlarim15]

@NeoArden hel yes Jacod is the best

[msstanberryii]

I HOPE BLADE WESLEY SNIPES KILLS STEPHANIE MYERS, ED, AND JACOB BLACK! I HOPE WESLEY SNIPES KILLS THEM ALL! VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! I'M JOINING (TEAM BLADE) WESLEY SNIPES AND YOU ALL CAN'T STOP ME!

[zaberfang]

@msstanberryii HECK, I'LL CALL ALUCARD OF HELLSING TO FREAKIN' RAPE AND KILL THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT VAMPIRE SPECIES... AND SUMMON THEM AS FAMILIARS THEN KILL "EM AGAIN...

[LeaRock151]

Actually when i saw the movie when jacob took off his shirt, all the girls were like: OMG AHHH :DDD OMG OMG :DD" And i didnt because its just a guy whos.. hot. *-*

[whynotserius]

how men see twilight boring....boring....boring....­sex....boring....boring...ass shot....boring

[malzaharificationism]

how the hell did he get him up if vampires dont have blood in their veins? 

[smileyyone123]

Yeah, I hate to burst your bubble, but I actually don't see Twilight like this.

[MrHalasz]

I always thought Vampires suck blood, not cock!?!

[majortok]

song ?

[SuperMooBunny]

Did I miss a punch line somewhere?

[Matthewknifer]

lmfao



[Kiddcinema17]

hahaahaha women think twilight is "Epic" lmao...

[spacegoat4ever]

The books were ok, mind you, but the movies ruined everything. EVERYTHING!!! Especially Bella's actress. She is absolutely horrible. And the movie depiction of Edward. I only watched for Jacob's abs.

[TheJudo23]

i love how the song is from madden 12

[Cappemannen1]

@FurryPotter I don't know about you but I see Twillight like shit...

[FurryPotter]

yes this is how women see twilight..... this is how everybody see's twilight....

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@FurryPotter nah,I don't think so.Imagine the most boring thing u can do......multiply it with 2...and u will get what i see in twilight.I really believe that only women see this much plot and action actually happening in that boring movie

[FurryPotter]

@NeoBalkanacMan Fair Point i understand that some people HATE twilight. But in my opinion I think that the crazy fans have ruined that for some people. I think haters hate the obbssesed fans more than the actually movie? Sorry If i'm wrong..

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@FurryPotter yes you are quite right there.but i don't hate the film i just find it really boring.But i do admit that the concept of sparkling vegetarian vampires really makes me laugh

[wolfboy150]

@FurryPotter don't you hear the part with jacob and bill "Jacob put on ur shirt" "NO"

[Warsrecker]

@FurryPotter not really. A man dont watch Twilight because its a gay one.^^

[TheWacked666]

well.. hmm.. I thought generally parodies were supposed to be some what comedic. this was not. parody [par-uh-dee] par·o·dy 1 ) a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing: his hilarious parody of Hamlet's soliloquy.

However! You could use the word parody in this sense, 8) to imitate poorly or feebly; travesty.

because this video is a poor feeble travesty lol

thank you and have a good night! XD

[CCREAM1]

they should put jacob sitting in their wedding with no shirt,it would be an honor for them!

[JBicks18]

@CCREAM1 some would even say he should be standing right next to the bride, where the groom would normally be... XD

[xXCookiieMonstaaXx07]

cool story hoe.

[ZowieFillups]

Hans Zimmer makes even twilight look awesome. Who would've known.

[mrjavawy]

@ZowieFillups It's a love story with in a love story!

[raagsrocks]

Billy Black: Jacob keep your shirt on!

Jacob: No!

this trailer is hilariously stupid XD

[eagleblackbelt]

well then they must see it as a total waste of time then

[thehellstorm9]

And I cordially advise you to get a life.>b

[JoshEastham]

They see it for how it is??? :O

[Blueroseinfaith]

jacob is... buffy

[N0lanator]

"Jacob, keep your shirt on"

"NO!" hahahah

[SnakkeBikkje]

Wheelchair guy: Jacob, keep you're shirt on!

Jacob: Njahh!

[GorgeousGymnastGirl]

Um.. seeing as this is actually Twilight, shouldn't the tittle say " How Everyone Sees Twilight" ?

[Hevz313]

twilight fag

[laurrodham]

@shaihulud4815 dumb cunt, should've shut the fuck up.

[AlyssaFgt]

how did i end up here? i was watching pokemon =/

i dont even like twilight..

[gruntsrule1]

@AlyssaFgt hey don't look at me you clicked on it

[randomstuff763]

Umm...where's the parody?

[bomaboy419]

"jacob keep your shirt on.."

"nuh"

[ChaoticBiohazard21]

@bomaboy419 Really ...Just really? You copy Gagagiratinas post

[bomaboy419]

@ChaoticBiohazard21 hehe yea tht's true ... bt i didnt saw tht comment in highest rated ... so i REWRITE that ... ;) omg have i done a offence ..?? omg omg plzz dnt send me in to the jail.. noouuu ... :p chill

[kolhoznik]

"How Women See Twilight"...starting with shoes 0:12 .... what a surprise!

[Sjrust]

Now I want to watch the movie. Great

[ChocolateBootButton]

was i just forced to watch a twilight trailer? shit......

[TheLandluft]

so we can see that twilight is for woman a brutal soft porn :D

[nm11607]

thumbs up if you love inception

[Nadie194]

how DO we see Twiligt? cause the onlything I was a trailer and you adding 2 sentences @0:40 s you deserve te dislikes

[lizzygirl1087]

*takes gun and shots self* Seein it as commerials was bad enough....... Now its haunting me on youtube.

[BBYHolmes]

902 woman didn't agree with this video.

[pats24xd]

@BBYHolmes Correction 907 dislikes but exactly my point 

[TheWskiller]

whats the sound track?!

[DepressionKillz]

i was expecting a parody of some sort, this was just a trailer. Don't Waste your time

[Pitchguest]

@DepressionKillz

I think it's supposed to parody how virtually no one else but "women" see it as something worthwhile, something like Inception (hence why it's using the Inception theme).

[funnypumpkinhehe]

@DepressionKillz You just saved 2mins and 14secs of my life. I owe you one!

[itsGdublan]

@DepressionKillz that was the point you idiot. he made the trailer to make it seem like twilight was the most epic movie to represent "how women see" it. that was painfully obvious like the fact that you are a little uneducated virgin.

[KStav1]

@DepressionKillz Thank you

[elenoulaki1]

TAKE A DISLIKE FROM ME 

[WindWalker940]

the about twilight that confuses me is that this bella character got pregnant from a so called "vampire", now as we all know, vampires are dead, the are basicly zombies with minds and an eternal thirst for blood. now, vampires doesnt have blood, and to get erect you need blood, and what about the sperm? a corpse cant produce sperm! how is necrophelia gonna help anything? and this is just one of the things confusing me about twilight.

[13star13girl13]

@WindWalker940 exactly. like none of it makes sense. it's so scientifically incorrect

[QuickScopeLegit]

Twilight is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

[Temezu1100]

887 didn't keep the shirt on :D

[Mibi1999]

There is some clips of eclipse. if you wan't to do something what is called BREAKING DAWN don't get it some clips of eclipse. YOU SUCK!

[KennyOwens82]

GUARD MY ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ronin6401]

So what was the punchline?

[TheSnowCat1]

@ronin6401 "Always keep your shirt on."

[billythebrainsoftain]

Did that werewolf seem unusually large to anyone else? I've seen a lot of werethings in my day and none of them are ever that big. Just sayin'.

[danmas86]

this is just a trailer

[Mibi1999]

@danmas86

It's not a real trailer...

[silverDeathAngel]

strange vid...

I am a woman and all I wanted to see connected to Twilight is how Eric Northman or Alucard kill this sparkling fairy-boy, the Alpaca with no shirt and the girl without any mimic.

Why not make a vid with this?^^

[BevBevLahote]

Isn't this how everyone sees Twilight? lol

[6babygirl24]

The hell did i just watch?

[patelnatasha99]

This was horrible

[jakolantern34]

HOW DARE THEY BRING JESUS INTO THIS



[dontmesswiththeooray]

dumb bitch should have picked jacob....

[shaihulud4815]

@dontmesswiththeooray dumb cunt, should've picked real literature.

[dontmesswiththeooray]

@shaihulud4815 Hey! Um, not my fault! I wanted to watch The Princess and the Frog when the first movie came out, not this shit! If my cousins hadn't been there, i would never have had to put up with this stupid "movie" anyways...

So watch it, Bella's the dumb cunt, not me.

[shaihulud4815]

@dontmesswiththeooray ok, fair enough. Bella actually is a dumb cunt, so :-?

[dontmesswiththeooray]

@shaihulud4815 yes, she is. :) glad you see reason.

[TheDrawerQueen]

@dontmesswiththeooray Well, she wasn't loving him as she loved Edward. Bella loved Jacob more like a brother...Would you like to marry your brother? :)

[dontmesswiththeooray]

@TheDrawerQueen Of course not, but it was obvious in New Moon how much Jacob loves Bella, and it's made even more obvious here. Plus TL's hot, so I don't get how she can resist, and her bf sparkles...

[AschKris]

Well, this technically true, although I'm pretty sure that, unless you have a problem on your eyes or your brain, everyone (men and women) sees Twilight the same.

[Chynaash]

i don't get it. whats this suppse to be? the only joke i got was the shirt part. and i don't even watch these movies.

[Harhawink]

How men see Twilight

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[cutiewootey]

@Harhawink ??

[Vodyosis]

I almost thought this was a Star Wars trailer with your neat lightsaber under the video!

[123icecreamdream]

im a girl and i only like taylor lautner apart from that twilight is just a load of bullshit

[TheBeefyWizard35]

It makes sense. Cause women think Twilight is some epic bullshit.

[xKailaxXx]

Hmm. this was only a parody because of Jacob keep your shirt on... stupid.

[BobbySteels7]

so they see it with inception music in the backround?

[dragonclaw70]

What are you talking about? I'm a girl and all I see is a bunch of so-called "werewolves" who are actually shapeshifters and some sparkly guys that don't even fit either catagory of fairy or vampire.

Oh and Twilight isn't literature.

[angelfi890]

@dragonclaw70

OMG THANK YOU SOMEONE I CAN GET ALONG WITH FIIIINNNAAALLLY!!

[MrAllexitable]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH now I see why women are interested in this

[sufidufi]

"jacob keep your shirt on!!!"

"NNNO!"

xD

[ShadowDark141]

0:53 THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[MrJackira]

no the new whatever the fuck moon phase video for spoilt little bitches is gonna be about a bunch of faggots getting letters then fighting like little bitches while theres some bumblefaggot getting married to a ugly girl while some gay wolf fights even more gay cops and some dumb bitch gets pregnant cuz she didnt use a fucking condom? how the fuck is this shit making any money!?

[dragon8war]

Roses are red..

Voilets are blue

Why am I saying this

I am going to piss

Why? Because it makes no sense just like this video..

[mrzrmn]

It's Treiler!!!!.... ???

[leo14992]

thumbs up if you sit down when you are taking a piss so no one will hear you :D

[Kakashifan1991new]

say it vampire say it vampriiiireeeeeeeeeee

[haileysinsanity]

"Is that Payless I hear... yep thats payless.. you pay less, you get less" quoting Shane Dawson

[megustaelingles]

jacoooooob i love uuuuu i would do things with uu that u can't imagine ummm jacooob

[TheVeR01]

Can the lycans just eat the baby and have happy ending, plz >:P

[imissios]

After On November 18, I thought it was going to say Jacob will take his shirt off.

[Kerlan]

I still don't understand why women like this?

1) Killing? (everything dies every few seconds)

2) Animal People.. ( WareDog, WareCAT, Ware-shit....)

3) Transformations ( why not just watchs Transformers )

4) Pale people (do they not know of sunlight?)

5) Amazing Story ( but i don't even know the story... why pretend i care. )

in the end it seems that women like all of the above.

[Kerlan]

all i heard was " I said to keep your shirt on" wtf?

[CarrieBeary360]

I like seeing buff men without their shirts on, is that so wrong?

[chiara56231]

Why must twilight suck so bad? Seriously since when do vampires sparkle?!?!? And why must Edward be so f**king fugly? Like if you agree

[SupraBoiDriver]

2:14 that ill never get back

[DBZDAL123]

thumbs up if you love takos

[EducateTroll]

@DBZDAL123 you're a faggot

[1gotneedz]

"I do not own Twilight or Jacob" loool

[aahelo]

hi, I want to tell you about a movie called twilight, it f**king suck's.

[0ThatCostsMoney0]

You made Twilight look good, still hate it though

[GagaGiratina]

old man-"JACOB KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON"

jaacob-" NHU" -runs-

[NoukaRBeauty]

@GagaGiratina Yeah, Jack from Jacksfilms created that... This dude stole it...

[nessaholichu]

@GagaGiratina LOL!!

[thewhoviandream]

This looks like a pretty shitty movie. The only good part? Those badass wolf shape shifting dudes beating the living shit out of those wimpy ass sparkly people.

[chiara56231]

ikr. SINCE WHEN DO VAMPIRES F**KING SPARKLE?!!? whoever made this movie must've been molested somewhere in her/his like.

[thewhoviandream]

@chiara56231 Those are VAMPIRES?? I thought they were kindergartners that had spilled the glitter glue on themselves and were having a fit.

[ScarlettlovesRhett97]

@thewhoviandream Oh shut the f*** up if you don't like it then don't have any part of it! Stephenie Meyer has a right to create her own kind of vampire

[thewhoviandream]

@ScarlettlovesRhett97 Let me remind you in a civil tongue that I am an American and have rights. One of which being freedom of speech, in which I can use to express myself in which ever way I desire. And it so happens that I desire to troll the living shit out of these Twilight videos. While you are correct that Ms. Meyer does have that right, I do not find her 'writing' to be of any worth. If you should wish to further your literary exploits to an author of higher quality, look up Steven King.

[DelenaandStelena]

When i saw the title i thought."Okay they are going to have justin bieber on edwards face and someone hotter than justin bieber on jacobs face" xD Oh how wrong i was xDDDDD

[Lynn6932]

why cant men and women see twilight... im a young girl and i luv twilight.. EDWARD! Waiting for Part 2

[SourSweetGone32]

What song is this?? o.o

[SourSweetGone32]

He made Twilight look fricken awesome through the music and set up.

[ksak2011]

"jaco keep your shirt on!" "no!"