How To Roll a Joint

[mrmrbeast4139]

this is wat i do evry morning before school

[AndyDude22]

lol i felt more retarded watching this tutorial than i would smoking a joint, and im not even stoned.

[xXJohnsonXxVEVO]

Link the song please :P

[Kod33zy]

great vid bro



[xXJohnsonXxVEVO]

How much weed do i need to 1 joint ?

[LOLturtles]

@xXJohnsonXxVEVO three or four pounds would be key

[xXJohnsonXxVEVO]

@LOLturtles Ok thanks man ;)

[themonkwithin]

@xXJohnsonXxVEVO .5 grams will do or 1 gram

[SolanoChe]

that nug looks so tasty right about now..

[101daviddiaz]

bro is called a crusher 

[GrapeSodaNChicken]

@101daviddiaz bro its called a grinder

[dsalage015]

thanks it only took four tries

[SwisherGang92Butter]

Way to show the noob smokers how to roll a J.  I should make a video??? "How to roll a better joint. Keep practicing bro

[warpig509]

were can i get that paper



[SYogiBear]

@warpig509 convenience store, ask for zig-zags :)

[671zone]

Yea Buddy Smooke Thaat Shitt Dawwg

[Luchiop]

shits harder thn it looks.

[TOMMYGON123]

He didnt even smoke it! Weaaaaaaak.

[LeLeElite]

as much weed ismoke ..icant roll a zig zag for shiit..

[brownboy69thst]

lmfao you dont twist both ends wheere the fuck do yu put ur mouth

[bigskeamo1]

1st song name?

[EzraMurdock115]

yeah no kidding weed is suppose to be a happy drug not a violent drug

[ikeaguero]

when doing the "final step" its easily to tuck the paper in with a credit card!

[LOLturtles]

@ikeaguero good shit dude, never thought of that!!

[PimpedOutShortBus]

Your a pussy.

[LOLturtles]

@PimpedOutShortBus ok

[UrbanEditors]

@LOLturtles You should of said "I am what I eat xD"!

[NENESGD]

joints are cool when you are driving or hiking but i prefer a water pipe :)

[badmun99]

NICE ROLL BUDDY

[dat1niguhh88]

heeey i got those zigs lol

[SteenSpinal4LIFE]

i like to put tabacco from a cig and weed together in a grinder mix it up, roll a tip put it in with the paper crossing a lil, fill the rest up with your mixture make a nice slightly wider getting joint... and ofc smoke it in a car with everything closed :D

[cheloveodney]

y r u fighting with some random ass dude online tht u will 90% chance u will never meet? and who cares if hes rolls a better joint or if u roll a better joint. who are u to judge someone else's techniques? that is how he rolls a joint. and until u put ur own damn video up, u have no right to judge or talk down to anyone. if u didnt like it, then u shouldnt have spent the 5 mins watching it. weed is suppose to bring people to gether...thanks dude who made this video. it helped me

[LOLturtles]

@cheloveodney Haters gonna hate, Rollers gonna roll. Not a problem brother.

[SkyeLightAlissa]

wow so much POINTLESS hate on this video...!

[regerbryan]

get a grinder you fucking noob

[LOLturtles]

@regerbryan hey id like to see you roll a better joint you cock smoke

[regerbryan]

@LOLturtles i bet you would bitch so u could take notes, i roll my king size bob marleys like mini bamboo sticks hoe.

[LOLturtles]

@regerbryan ok wheres your fuckin video at bitch

[tisiba]

use a grinder man

[1RodeToAsaBay]

why does every fucking dickhead who smokes weed listen to shitty rap music. put on some god damn metal for fucks sake

[LOLturtles]

@1RodeToAsaBay you lick weiner

[Blit0skiestil0]

@1RodeToAsaBay better than a motherfucking gay pop

[NoDrank11]

@1RodeToAsaBay faggot

[BlakeIsBlockoz]

Thank you. :)

[GraffitiXartist113]

wut song is this?

[iamthacreeper]

mint roll bro. when i last rolled it was a little lose. is that because there aint enough dope or because the roll was bad?

[541ESQUIVEL]

he looks like hes rolling some bunk!!! Lol



[561neko]

i love turtles!

[xoPiinkdopehunniie]

kush :) <3

[derfboy15]

so does this work only with really sticky weed? cause i tried it with really dry stuff and it was ground up nice and it wasnt too full but i couldnt get it round and it all fell out the sides lol

[1hit2hitown]

@derfboy15 Dry stuff = bush anyway bro get some real shit in your spliffs homie.

[konfusion2113]

nice roll, dont listen to these fools roll like u wanna roll

[TSF1ELZ]

If mixing with baccy could i make 2 joints from 1 g? soz im a noob

[xjustlongboardx]

@TSF1ELZ depends dude if you roll two chilled not to thick ones then yeah maybe squeeze three out

Keep toking!

[fptboitb1551]

jus rolled 4 joints by the time he was done with his one haha

[yuerti]

@fptboitb1551 its a how-to video dumbass.

[cuzimwhiterite]

LOL how much u pay for that nug!?

[KSTARSWORLD]

No grinder?

[chaosstarr]

im calling the police

[LOLturtles]

@chaosstarr do it pussy

[viss3n]

@LOLturtles he doesn't dare :P

[chaosstarr]

@LOLturtles chill man cant u take a joke i smoke or i wouldnt be on here

[LOLturtles]

@chaosstarr post up nigga

[noobskateronly11]

@chaosstarr lol why would you call the pigs?

[zach1212333]

@chaosstarr pussy -spit on shoe-

[mcpartridgeboy]

@chaosstarr what are you gonna say to them, they probably wownt take you serious and if they do they will prob arrest you for whasting police time.

[Jazie1994]

what you are doing is such a waste of weed

1. get king size papers

2. get a filter

3. BE A PRO

[XmaskedXpandaXninjaX]

@Jazie1994

A pro can get high by whatever means nessecary. That list is for frugal people

[LOLturtles]

@Jazie1994 explain how its wasting weed.

[OSVIN]

@LOLturtles A king Size is 1.25 inches. a .25 filter tip gives you enough space to hold onto the joint without deforming it as you make sloppy passes at the roach. That and it is just a better smoke with the filter. Waste not want not homie! Peace and Pot

[xjustlongboardx]

@Jazie1994 King papers use more bud you stupid fuck! bahahaha

[JteeV2]

Why are you twisting both ends haha? you need one free end to put the roach in ?

[LOLturtles]

@JteeV2 u dont always have to put a roach, but i do a lot of the times when i have time

[maglitecocacola]

fluffy stuff der (:

[OfficalZombie]

Im using a George W. Bush book to roll on :)

[ocbeaner714]

nice...u rolled it perfect....blast off time!!

[ibanezcrow]

I love you<3

[LOLturtles]

@ibanezcrow i love you too



[ibanezcrow]

@LOLturtles what song is this btw? and what kind of chronic was that?

[SOLARDO22]

get a grinder Fool.

[LOLturtles]

@SOLARDO22 thanks for the super original comment

[KenWACKS]

@SOLARDO22 he likes to feel it :)

[mistaabe]

thats one fat bud

[slamyzob]

DUDE, that's no way to roll, the reaaaaaal way is with your hands, no paper!!!!! people, don't roll with paper it takes time and its pointless, roll with your hands and your hands only...

[edtheevil1]

that is the smallest j i evr c

[YummBagels]

@edtheevil1 you obviously haven't seen very many joints then..

[Seshraw]

@edtheevil1 you must not of seen much then lol

[odessyrcr589]

Thank you as I myself am tired of all the weed snobs. No two stoners are the same

[deathtakes]

I've rolled a joint maybe a handful of times, so I suck pretty bad at it, but thanks to this video my skillz got good enough to get high. Thank you. :)

[bigbob0]

wtf trying to roll a joint but it doesnt tuck in where the weed/tobacco is, only the part where filter is tucks in, it fucked up...

[SamRab123]

blunts better

[thegrovesidenikka]

whats the name of the song bro

[trixter2009]

Use a Grinder its faster

[BrandysiPodTips]

thanks dude!

[Frapsake]

wheres the filter at

[FameYmcmb]

@Frapsake You Dont Always Need One.

[Frapsake]

@FameYmcmb ok that makes sence so u smoke though a twisted end

[FameYmcmb]

@Frapsake Yeah Then End Is Twisted And You Just Burned The Twisted End And You Smoke The Side That You Smoke , You Down Always Need A Tube.

[MrWeedplant]

How old do you have to be to buy rolling paper?

[LedZepp42O]

@MrWeedplant 18, maybe different depending on your state tho

[BigJoker260]

im 9 Now i can do it thtnks! :D

[ToasterFuryVidz]

good video but can u show a video of howto roll one with a filter

[LOLturtles]

@ToasterFuryVidz no doubt i will make one soon

[inthebutte]

ive been trying to roll joints for a year now and fuckin i cant do it they always turn out very sloppy or just dont roll haha i gave up and just of my best buddy do it hes a joint rollin master

[MrReptar94]

Lol, why would you twist both ends, you're gonna try so hard to get smoke in.

[323GOOFBALL]

NICE VIDEO MAN



[CaliforniaAngelsBOYY]

now thats the og way of rolling no grinder ,roaches, or what ever,just weed,papers,and your hands, JOINTS ALL DAy!

[mcpartridgeboy]

someone just pmed me and said i was fucking stupid and drugs fuck you up, 1 weed is not a drug, and 2 if drugs fuck you up, then most of the world is fucked, and old conservatives take the most drugs, if you see the ammount of tablets old people need its crazy ! drugs fuck you up STUPID GOD DAM ILL INFORMED LITTLE SELF RIGHTIOUS DUMB FUCKER, and he calls me stupid oh my goodness

[JimmothyLocs]

check me out rollin some kush on my channel rate and subscribe please and this my shit smokers up!!!

[GabbiProductions]

fyi those vids are old and yeah whats your point? its fun to do when your bored nd not working

[soccerglebe]

@GabbiProductions fuck a grinder son gotta get that deep connection with the bud...alllll in the hands

[mcpartridgeboy]

wtf, sir, no grinder, you realize how much weed your loosing without a grinder ?, also red skins yuk too thick blue are best, also you need a small sprinckle of tobbacco in that to help it light and give it a little taste, no roach ? hard to smoke an your gonna get weed in your mouth

[LOLturtles]

@mcpartridgeboy can u explain how im losing bud by breaking it up with my hands?

[mcpartridgeboy]

@LOLturtles sure,when you get sticky fingers after rolling thats all the thc that should be in the spliff your fingers take a suprising amount, also the weed is not in as finly ground with your fingers meaning when you smoke the spliff you will be flicking away weed that didnt burn, if its ground up nice and small you ensure it all gets smoked.

[LOLturtles]

@mcpartridgeboy lol

[weelilboots]

@LOLturtles u will most likely hate me but its true you waste a lot of bud without having the bud nicely ground up. invest in a grinder theyre like 15 bucks and the good ones have a kief catcher so all the crystals build up at the bottom and after maybe a half ounce of weed that you have grinded up and then after that you can pack a bowl of straight THC or sprinkle it inside your joint.

[EnvyProductionsare]

@weelilboots 15 is expensive i got mine for 4 pound which i guess is 7 bucks and it had the crystal catcher its a damn pend grinder

[suzukirm125ryan]

@LOLturtles in the time you had that one done i would have rolled one and smoked .

[NoToRiuZxNaTioN]

@mcpartridgeboy yeah thats true when you break bud up with your fingers the THC or the little crystals you see on your bud get all over your fingers, and you lose some thc not alot but some.

[83057kad]

@mcpartridgeboy wtf? haha



[zammy1409]

@mcpartridgeboy im guessing your one of the 8 people who disliked this.

[mcpartridgeboy]

@zammy1409 no, though i should dislike with that awful music.

[bigd5000100]

@mcpartridgeboy well if u have no other way its better than nothing

[xjustlongboardx]

@mcpartridgeboy your not a real fucking smoker if you have to have all these rules FUCK tobacco in my opinion if you want to smoke weed smoke weed not some cancer causing bullshit! stop hating and let him smoke how he wants to!

smoke on PEACE

[mcpartridgeboy]

@xjustlongboardx rules yeah like paper, grinder A SPRINCKLE of tobbacco, yeah see if you dont have them then the spliff isnt as good, who is stopping him smoke how he wants , im sure most people wanna know how to save a little weed since its so expensive and all.

[xjustlongboardx]

@mcpartridgeboy Yeah you said it i guess a bit of tobacco in your joint means, well, more joints! ahaha I've started mixing a bit more now, i used to hate it but in the right qantities it's quite tasty. straight weeds a must occasionally though ahaha

[mcpartridgeboy]

@xjustlongboardx hving a smoke neet is ok, but it doesnt burn very well and i find it tastes not good either, about 95% weed 5% tobbacco is a good mix.

[MrXxHACKxX]

the state of that ha

[BlakHartOnMyCardigan]

thank you, this by far is the best video i've seen

[GabbiProductions]

soo bad.

[LOLturtles]

@GabbiProductions nice favorited vids, also runescape...what are you 12?

[killerberdo]

@LOLturtles i'm 17 play runescape.

[GabbiProductions]

get a grinder faggot

[rogan200139]

how much did you pay for that amount of weed you were holding in the beginning of the video ?

[LOLturtles]

@rogan200139 Originally it was a $60 bag, which is what we pay for an 8th of FLAME ass medi bud. But I had smoked a few joints out of it prior. It's probably about 1-2grams

[bananahamockboy7]

@LOLturtles lol 60 for that much? it looks like decent grade bud nothing special. i can get that maybe more for 30$ haha.

[LOLturtles]

@bananahamockboy7 i dont live in a 420 friendly state

[bananahamockboy7]

@bananahamockboy7 shit thats gotta suck. how much do you pay for a half?

[AIRWelshDan]

nice nugget at the start

[wowabomb]

whats the name of the song?It sounds badass and i knew it was lil 1

[davalosgless]

good vid

but its a really small joint

[Ghost72091]

Sweet this helped me alot man! Thanks dude. Lol

[PrickAndWanker]

I find it really fucking hard to do the tucking in part?

I almost always use baccy (amber leaf/gold leaf/etc.), and sometimes i grind the weed sometimes i brake it up. but it doesn't make a difference. I can't do the fucking tucking part!!

[juan2066]

dis da way my cuz does it. but he uses the plug-in part of his headphones on the very last part.

[IASC123]

where is the baccy... and a roach... and why did you use a small skin?

[LOLturtles]

@IASC123 This is a joint, not a spliff. I just didn't feel like adding a roach at the time. It's 1 1/4, regular size

[jordofthejungle2]

@LOLturtles a spliff is another way of saying joint

[12prime34]

@jordofthejungle2  a spliff has baccy or cig peice inside it, a joint is pretty much a small blunt except its in papers not blunt wraps

[jordofthejungle2]

@12prime34 i looked it up and you are actually right. cant blame me though theres like 10 different ways of saying joint i thought spliff was just another one. haha

[maldernaldo0001]

hey if its smokeless tokeable rollable i say hit it and sit on it cause weed is weed unless you get skank weed then its blood for grass

[LOLturtles]

@maldernaldo0001 lmao wtf man u high as fuck

[maldernaldo0001]

@LOLturtles

its the only reason i ever comment on vids.

WEED it helps get your shit done even when you don't want it to.

[FwDxNiNjA]

@coltonMcool A lot

[ShaneFlores21]

Much appreciated :) now i can roll em no problem.

[syborg32]

@PurpleHaze427 theres a roach on the cross joint- dont know bout the others tho

[eejackets1]

why would people even roll weed with tobacco and a filter

[sasora100]

@eejackets1 for the minty flavor of tobacco and the filter is just to filter i guess

[FrostyPuma]

Hey I just bought my first bundle of weed, and I dont really know how to roll it. He gave me tin foil and some kind of paper, and then the weed, how do i use the tin foil and does the paper I gave him come with the glue? Tell me how you applied the glue. And no, i've smoked weed before, twice, but I had it made for me at a party, please tell me how I do this anyone

[TheMexChipmunk]

@FrostyPuma you don't need tinfoil for anything, idk why he gave you that... anyways most (if not all) papers come with a little strip of glue (called the gum) on one side of the paper. When you lick it, it activates the glue. Some people use filters/roaches when they roll and some don't. If you don't have much experience use one (makes the rolling easier. Theres LOTS of videos on youtube that will help. Just watch a couple and you'll get it

[Earthquaker1991]

good music ;) i can roll a joint blind^^

[LawlsWithMe]

lolz i love how the modern day smoker is such a whiny fag who complains about how something looks/is smoked. stfu and get high/laid. such an embarrassment.

roach or no roach a joint is a joint.

[LOLturtles]

@LawlsWithMe RIGHT DUDE! it's a joint...smoke it

[LawlsWithMe]

@LOLturtles

lolz for reals, speaking of which i'm probably about to roll mine the same way and get my lil head rush on ^__^

:if you know how to stroke this book, usually the genie comes out" xD

[cqcBRO]

thanks



[erikskater10]

how much herb is that worth

[chatron2]

i ment @tommypoetsxc with the comment below.

[chatron2]

i agree with @tommypetsxc man u need a roach and preferably not a cigarette filter cus with that it sucks up most of the T.H.C in weed that gets u high, roaches are not hard to make at all u just need a note card or thick peice of paper and just put it at the end of the joint thats all u gotta do maybe takes 10 to 20 seconds.

[BigDip1995]

well my fiends pro at this, he celebrates 420 everyday... but he only crushes one end

[tommypoetsxc]

everyone thats liking this and commenting how good he is needs to get off his dick...you not gettin any good hits off that whack rolled j...you cant twist both ends...gotta have a crutch...this is how you roll a good j...

[tommypoetsxc]

haha...everyone thats liking this and saying hes sick at rolling and sucking his dick are probably people that dont smoke joints...cause you know you cant get good hits off a joint thats rolled up on both ends...youre supposed to put a "crutch " (3x5notecards work best) so you can actually smoke it properly and like a cigarette...lames

[LOLturtles]

@tommypoetsxc i can roll with a roach, but any style joint rolled my myself hits and burns even. soon i will make a video showing this