Sonic Sez - Best Hedgehog (Illiteracy)

[619poopyman]

Lets Do It One M 0:00 re time

[619poopyman]

il try again

[WarioCheese]

I think he was specifically referring to Warriors and The Hunger Games when he said "exotic"

[MattJFisher]

...because Pour Littera-Z is KEWL! (Actually, I'm Canadian and I say "zed".)

[Luxai]

A wise man once said... "The wisdom of the gods are in the stories and books. Little by little we obtain their knowledge, while we are amused at the same time". If that makes sense to you you are a wise man. If it didn't, start reading.

[wow1022]

the captions LOLOL

[1234zizawordpress]

add this:this is not for guys with dyslexion

[pikathesparklemouse]

I've read gaming perfect guides... (actually, I LOVE reading!)

But... I thought sonic didn't go to school, so...

[Skyrex93]

a video game character endorsing reading. now ive seen it all

[1shishin]

Its ok if it were of the punditry

[619poopyman]

lets do it one m00:0re time

[BronzeRatz]

@619poopyman lol..fail

[Subspace64]

I love Street Fighter , SF Takes you to Faraway Countries , and exotic places , or show you supposedly simple people in a waaay cool way. Too bad some people have a problem learning the characters moves , if you know someone who has character problems, tell them to ask a Pro-Fighter , or use the freakin command list. I'll tell you, there's tons of fun fighting other players.

[LakituLPs]

Where would we be without videogames?......"So take a look,it's in a book,Reading Rainbow!

[NeoLightElectro]

considering all the comments saying they don't like reading, etc... apparently i'm the only human being left on earth that enjoys to read.

[owlblazek]

Sonics winking face at 0:00

[owlblazek]

um,sonic I have ADHD, so I cant read you son of a bitch

[perryperez]

1 person cant read

[theimmortalman9000]

it's called dyslexia sonic •~•

[irishrose86]

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' book.

[Coolblue3680]

The transcript reads: "I i'd love to read wants to take if I was playing and exotic places or should he has every think they don't to what do they had some people have a problem right now to read did you tell someone that has trouble reading tell them they can't the teacher forget helping a local library all they had to do with ads okay if it were of the punditry"

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

I know that SOME people in the comments section have illiteracy in the sense that they don't know how to type in full, English grammar.

[masterofepicness1398]

Sonic: books can take you to far away lands in a way cool way

Me: the only way that can happen THESE days, is if one of the books you bought has a couple thousand bucks inside

[4CatsArt]

press cc

[MrSonic935]

i have a problem i cant talk strait and have troble prononcing words like girl and wat ever. but ya, then da motherfuckers at school tested me to see if i was retarted, and i fucking passed da test but idk if that is good or bad?

[snappleboy16]

Books can take you to erotic places! :D

[Pinkgirl3060]

press 8 for "-ibrary all they have to do is ass." LOL XD

[tornado1025]

Press 3 to see sonic hump the ground

[CaptainBasilisx1]

Hold Zero for sex face

[Nicholasdude187]

*goes up to an illiterate person*

Me: You know you could go to a teacher and get an education

Them: Im dyslextic

*sonic says fail*

[ZeoKarja1]

Im pretty sure tails is illiterate,he keeps spelling the word "says" "sez"

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

If you can't read, well, that doesn't matter in comments.

[dremorabrisco]

Books don't take you to faraway places crack does

[InsaneBuzzNeini]

All they had to do with ads.

[spyrofan3]

0:25 CC: sonic says forget helping a local library. ... WTF?!?

[GTIMESUK]

He basically is mocking illiterate people by pointing out reading is fun while saying some people can't read

[rawwis1]

I know who can't read!Elmo.

[jukeachuthepikachu]

HOW THE HELL DID HE GET UP THAT TREE SO FAST (dont answer that)

[shad0wcecil]

i love the mother series. it makes you feel G..O..O..D. too bad nintendo doesnt have the guts to re make them. if you know someone who hasnt played it tell them to go on youtube. there worlds of fun in mother.

[WhatIThoughtChannel]

@shad0wcecil I love the MOTHER series too... but commenting on a Sonic Sez video about it? lolwut

[sontroid1]

transcribe says forget help local library

[Goten3399]

The only thing I read is manga

[johntheant]

One word....dyslexia

[fatsoyoshi]

LOL The Closed Captions discourage reading. XD

[oN1GHTMAREo]

half my class cant read

[xAyaLollikies]

I bet Sonic enjoys Twilight

[ampharos101]

i love sex.sex can take you to faraway lands XD

[patrick9654]

I love Kingdom Hearts, KH takes you to Disney worlds, or see Disney world in a waaaaay cool way. Too bad some people have a problem learning how to beat bosses. If you know somebody who has problems beating bosses, tell them to ask a kingdom hearts site for help or download cheats. i'll tell, there's a ton of fun in every world.

[thedevilisaloser666]

ammagine it SHADOW SEZ sweet first episode :guns:

[jediskunk67]

I hate reading!

[iamchris4lifefan11]

i nn.......OHH I CAN'T READ! (guess where i got that from)

[KnuxNole]

Why would you ask a local library? The fat lady at the counter will just tell you to be quiet and go away!

[1994Prondy]

Well, I read and look at Dirty Magazines. Is that wrong, Sonic?

[jcrowley1985]

@1994Prondy

Don't lie, we all know you don't actually READ them.

[1994Prondy]

@jcrowley1985 D'oh!

[pollo20x6]

uh huh........*turns on sega genesis* :D

[yourface753]

lol turn on the transcribe audio. at 0:22

tell them they cant dothe teacher

forget helpinga local library

all they have to do is ads

ok.....

[JesseL85719]

0:05 I 0:09 i'd love to read 0:10 wants to take if I was playing and exotic places 0:13 or should he has every think they don't 0:16 to what 0:18 do they had some people have a problem right now to read 0:21 did you tell someone that has trouble reading 0:23 tell them they can't the teacher 0:25 forget helping a local library 0:27 all they had to do with ads 0:29 okay if it were of the punditry IN THE CAPTIONS!

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

I love reading. Books can take you to far away lands and exotic places, or show you how to see everyday things in a waaay cool way. Too bad some people have a problem learning how to read. If you know someon that has trouble reading, tell them to ask a teacher or get help at a local library. All they have to do is ask. I'll tell you, there's worlds of fun in reading!

-Sonic

[TrueRomoGuy]

How much did they pay sonic to say that?!? XD EVERYONE KNOWS SONIC DOSENT READ!

[MrSupermaniac123]

this was pretty good,kind of

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I wish I could read with Sonic!

[RobertSchmunk]

The only fun thing to read are the closed captions of this video.

[Kelerak256]

"All they had to do with ads" Doesn't that sum up YouTube?

[sonicvsmario266]

at the end it sorta sounds like sonic says all you have to do is A**.

[missdaydreamillusion]

@SSBBFFA there are sonic books, comics too!

[SSBBFFA]

then why there's over 9000 sonic games and no books?

[EmoDarkAngel101]

0:05I0:09i'd love to read0:10wants to take if I was playing and exotic

places0:13or should he has every think they don't0:16to what0:18do they had some people have a problem right

now to read0:21did you tell someone that has trouble reading0:23tell them they can't the teacher0:25forget helping a local library0:27all they had to do with ads0:29okay if it were of the punditry

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Sonic just described most video games in that speech.

Why learn to read?

My DS can do the same thing!

[sango290]

@InvaderWakkoReborn Only reading actually gets you places in life. xD

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

@sango290 My video games make me feel as if I'm somewhere else, why read?

[BFHKevin]

Reading the description is the best part about reading instead of asking stupid questions.

[ILuvKnucklesShadow]

cc (subtitles) on:

"I'd love to read. Wants to take if I was playing and exotic places or should he has every think they don't. To what do they had some people have a problem right now to read. Did you tell someone that has trouble reading? Tell them they can't the teacher. Forget helping a local library. All they had to do with ads. Okay if it were of the punditry."

[7ruthie]

I love Fire Emblem, FE takes you to faraway lands, and exotic places, or show you supposedly simple people in a waaay cool way. Too bad some people have a problem learning strategy, if you know someone who has strategy problems, tell them to ask the strategist, or get help at a cheats site. I'll tell you, there's tons of fun in every chapter

[SonicTheHedgehog3220]

@7ruthie No. Fire Emblem sucks. :P

[7ruthie]

@SonicTheHedgehog3220 Meh, everyone has their own opinion

[SonicTheHedgehog3220]

@7ruthie Finally, someone who can take someone else's opinion.

[Marklmon1]

@SonicTheHedgehog3220. I also can, just saying. Every video game isn't perfect. Every game will get hated, that's what I know. But, it's alright.

[Witsarunemitea]

@7ruthie WTF? XD

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

"forget helping a local library"

"all they had to do with ads"

How come google captions are funnier than most comments?

[Glitcher2000]

Dis klip is rubish. I can rede an rite just liek ani othr smart persson.

[mrsmarioandluigi]

tell them hey cant tell a thecher all they had to do with ads

[mrsmarioandluigi]

tell them hey cant tell a thecher

[Joe402]

"forget helping a local library"

Oh youtube CC

[JonnytheAwesomeGuy]

sonic ur a hyprocrite. This coming from a video game mascot.

[ilikepie21234]

"forget helping a local library" XD

[scary989]

Closed captions say that people with a problem reading can't ask a teacher and should forget helping a local library.

[DemonioPenguino]

Closed captions. I'd love to read Wants to take if I was playing and exotic places Or should he has every think they don't To what Do they had some people have a problem right now to read Did you tell someone that has trouble reading Tell them they can't the teacher Forget helping a local library All they had to do with ads Okay if it were of the punditry

[ENNTEERZ]

but sounds gay

[ENNTEERZ]

DID HE SAY EVERY GAY THINGS?!!!!!!???? 0:13

[csaoxcs]

@ENNTEERZ "everyday things"

[login222222222222]

"Reading is amazing! Too bad 'some people' can't do it. So don't read, because that's unfair"

[HarukaJoge]

Sonic youre not even reading a book those are scribbles

[MrSonic5]

lol 0:27 all they have to do is ass

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I'm going to get my Kindle. Until then, fix those subtitles. I thought for a moment I was watching the infamous "All your base are belong to us" sequence from Zero Wing.

[kingvideogames]

Ohh! is that the new playboy magazine, the naked lesbian edition, no... is it nintendo power, gameinformer? No.... Then.... (screen turns to black with a bang sound)

[YakomoFujikawa]

"There's worlds of fun in reading" pfft, he obviously never read Twilight.....

[FieldmasterFox]

Sonic read this, FUCK OFF!!!

[Demilynx]

LOL the CC is hilarious! "Did you tell someone that has trouble reading tell them they can't the teacher" XD

[demonskunkstudios]

those captions need to take this video's advice.

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

I don't have trouble reading...Except when I'm reading Korean...GAH CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO READ DAMN HANGUL KOREAN?!?

[kingvideogames]

Subtitles LOLOLOL!

[Kingdaro557]

Reading.

Sucks.

BAD.

Die in a hole Sonic.

[TheKitkatNick]

You're right sonic! Im going to stop playing your games and start reding books! Yooooou're welcome! 8D

[Shadogal94]

i can't stop laughing at "do they had some people have a problem right now to read, did you tell some that has trouble reading".

rofl rofl rofl rofl

[cdfisk]

LOL your captions are all fucked up :D

[msSonic191]

well sonic your the only one who has been in a book...................damn sonic and the secret rings

[gab9hp]

Subs:

I'd love to read. Wants to take of I i was playing and exotic places, or should he has every think they don't to what. Do they had some people have a problem right now to read. Did you tell someone that has trouble reading tell them they can't the teacher forget helping a local library? All they had to do is ads! Okay, if it were of the punditry...?

[ShadowDetiny]

What if someone is blind and lost one's hands in a shark attack?

[Konataismywiferofl]

Oh, so we really can go inside books like Sonic and The Secret Rings?

[DonZabu]

What if the kid's dyslexic, asshole?

[ollsandalleedsunited]

sonic the hedgenerd

[genx304]

fine i wont by your game no money 4 u

[khayal101]

this explains those crappy games sonic had for the Wii

[domialad]

Play the subtitles:

0:22

Sonic: Did you tell someone that has trouble reading, tell them they can't the teacher, forget helping a local library. All they had to do with ads! Okay, if it were of the punditry...

[Pokemon226600]

@domialad yea cuz KingStegBlob put them in

[gab9hp]

@domialad I know right?

[FunGuyFilmz]

lol at the transcript at 0:25 it says:

forget helping a local library

[FunGuyFilmz]

notice how he says ''way cool'' when he is talking about seeing things in a way cool way?

[killette2]

remember kids, forget helping a local library!

[Cakerolled]

0:16 he sounds mad, like he's going to fuck up anyone who has trouble reading.

[yayyayyay09]

Guys, I just got a hungry-man meal with jumbo popcorn chicken and breadsticks... BUT THEY'RE AIN'T NO FUCKING BREADSTICKS IN IT! WHAT A RIP OFF

[jmanfan213]

Forget Helping a local library

[Holygiant]

Is 'books' the new street name for PCP?

[Northwind000]

do video games and dreams count?

[SuperSunkern]

Pornos take you to far away lands and exotic places!

[jakdimples]

I think I'm illiterate. These subtitles didn't even come close to matching the words I was hearing.

[Loruxz25]

Lol. I love transcribe audio.

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

Quality captions there. "Or should he has every think they don't?" WTF?

[spongewut]

Sonic:If they have trouble reading tell them to tell a teacher!

Captions:tell them they cant tell a teacher.

Me:oh i see what you did there.

[DasAShinyGolash]

but if they read they'll realize how stupid cartoons are :(

[possumies6]

i can read but i think books are booring (example star wars)

[TheJmandude1]

@possumies6 I think reading is boring as well... -_-

[Spagettieater9000]

@MegaMcClarey Mario: I'm a gonna kill that bastard for stealing my viagra.

[didowexbox]

@MegaMcClarey but I like your (Sonic) games better then Mario :(

[SSBBFFA]

@MegaMcClarey that's why mario eats too many mushrooms....xD

[TheJmandude1]

All they had to do with ads. XD

[gp3159]

Lol @ interactive transcript.

[chickennugget47895]

If you know some one who can't read, tell them they have a problem

[dante965123]

THE ENGLISH BETA : Forget helping a local library

[Spagettieater9000]

Sonic loved books until Sonic and the Secret Rings. Then he hated them!!!

[MajBlood]

Most of my dumb friends have trouble reading. Durrrrr books I will just w8 4 da movie durrrrrrr

[looker999997]

Tell that to the captions

[metakirby1065]

sonic: all they had to do is ask.

youtube translation: all they had to do with A.I.D.S

[SmashBomber12345]

way cool way!

[runnysmokey0304]

wtf lawlerz woo da fak neds boks wen boks r 4 nrdz????????

[Digitalsp33r]

Youtube's retarded subtitles sez: I

I'd love to read wants to take if I was playing and exotic places or should he has every think they don't to what do they had some people have a problem right now to read- Did you tell someone that has trouble reading tell them they can't the teacher, forget helping a local library, all they had to do is ads okay if it were of the punditry

[SuperPokemonGuides]

tell them they can't DO the teacher

[djhikaru96]

subs=WIN!

[SpinDashpro]

Thank you Sonic! I now know I should tell my friends that they suck at reading and they should go get professional help!

[jedihunter176]

@SpinDashpro Huh? What? I CAN'T READ ANY OF THIS

[Stealthpaw1]

Captions:

Or forget helping a local library!

[mcweiser]

forget helping the local library... LOL

[yuriwriter]

Forget helping a local library, they suck. Just ask Sonic.

[GlitchyFurrystuff]

My reasons for watching these uploads on your account:

10% - The actual video

90% - The description

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

"There is worlds of fun"? Looks like SOMEONE'S illiterate...tsk, tsk.

[Quextamon]

"Kids remember I'm a hypocrite because I am hypnotizing you to watch TV!" is what he should have said.

[KennethMoreland]

Sonic & The Secret Rings

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

Subtitles: I'd love to read

WIN!

[tundradog04]

tell that to the idiots in high school

[theGMANtheBOSS]

Remember kids, stop playing my games, watching my tv shows, and reading my comics-you should be reading books instead!

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

Okay if, it were the punditry.

[ColorzBox]

This....coming from a video game character....... Ive learned nothing.

[sonicfeet]

0:19

"LERRIH" how to read?

[conniemacdonald]

I like how the subtitles are retarded yet he lectures US on illiteracy

[heart4element]

the caption said "forget helping a local library

Books can take you to faraway lands and exotic places!

*SONIC AND LEGEND OF THE THREE RINGS!*

Here we go! *book closes*