He Totally Jewed Me

[KitKatKowgirl339]

I feel so priveliged... Because I'm Canadian!! :)

[BlimeyGames]

My husband "Jude'" me and slept with the nanny.

[R3NEG4DExCLAN]

AT 1:31 A MAN WALKS BIE!! I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD TROLL THAT OUT THERE!

[BluBukitStudios]

@R3NEG4DExCLAN Now. Troll while playin' hockey. BOOM Jamie BOOM!

[R3NEG4DExCLAN]

@BluBukitStudios LETS DO THIS!! BOOM JAMIE!! YEAH THEYRE HOCKEY TROLLS!!!!

[fromaginator1]

Tell one about how I do is probably my most used phrase of the last few years...I should have a green shirt made covered in question marks that says that

[DBO165]

the diddler XD



[CrashingCupidd]

KIDS FOR THE DIDDLIE!

[streeTkiDwannaBe]

@picnicface I named my supervillain on DC Universe Online 'The Diddler' in honour of you guys. Just thought you should know.

[bhettinga]

Kids for the didelin

[fenderhotrod1]

Awesome

[nasika1712]

Thats a catchy ass song you got there,son.

[MurphmanCometh]

@nasika1712 I'll grant you that. It is pretty catchy for an ass song.

[PartyDown1000]

dumb question but who's the guy sitting in the middle?

[snappy2332]

@PartyDown1000 description dipshit

[PartyDown1000]

@snappy2332 lol yeah I figured that out right after I posted the comment

[Redbeardian]

My girlfriend called me a pedophile just the other day!!! I told her that was a big word for a 10 year old to know!

[isthatapandasir]

@Redbeardian my girlfriend was gonna call me a pedophile then she realized that we are the same age cause im not a bitch who has to get with little girls like you you sick piece of shit

[Apothis]

@isthatapandasir I take it you're inexperienced in the field of jokes

[jfbeland690]

358 Jewish pedophiles disliked this video.

[sokura556]

WIERD VERY WEIRD!!! thats bout all i can say.. and on that note i must randomly post this. :D :D

[cssaddict17]

Was this supposed to be funny? Holy shit you guys suck.

[TigerYumsYums]

@cssaddict17 Why don't you post your own sketches then man. Condescending prick.

[cssaddict17]

@TigerYumsYums

Because they would probably suck. That's why I don't produce garbage and put it on Youtube like an idiot.

[TigerYumsYums]

@cssaddict17 They obviously have a pretty big following considering they have their own TV show.

[cssaddict17]

@TigerYumsYums

Irrelevant, just because it's aired on "TELEFUCKINGVISION" doesn't mean it's any good.

[bawwwllz]

@cssaddict17 You obviously care about it enough to make repeat postings. Go play your Counter Strike and leave us alone. :)

[cssaddict17]

@bawwwllz

Incorrect. I care enough about this conversation to bring light to it. CSS sucks dick now, they nerfed the fuck out of the deagle and I'm done playing games anyways.

[kelg786]

LAME

[firepele]

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[bkcraft]

Press 8 repeatedly, he's cracking himself up.

[DatSIK1080p]

Where theres some kids for the diddlin'.

[Masterstroke01]

This is horse shit!  *drinks tea*

[VocalSammy]

I came here because I thought the guy in the thumbnail was Tom Higgenson -_-

[Shoes742]

the guy in the middle looks like someone I went to school with, whats his name?

[referral5]

@Shoes742 Steve Cutler is his name. Hes from Halifax

[pestilencewarefamine]

omg sicknasty!!!!!!!!!

[Freelancer1001]

1 for fucks

[MrNelsot16]

Man, you guys rock, seriously its hilarious

[MrClamajama]

Best one by far!!!!

[bmthloserkid666]

i was expecting the guy in the middle to make a sexist joke and then all 3 of them would have their own awkward explanation xD

[silantbill]

@bmthloserkid666 Except nobody gives a fuck about woman.

[arikcarlo]

"I have yet to meet someone who is offended by me saying jewed"

So, you hang around withseriously ignorant friends. It's a deeply offensive comment!, and anyone using it should be deeply ashamed - not asserting their agreement with it..

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

@arikcarlo Don't jew the humor out of the comments section man!

[YougotFacepalm]

@arikcarlo 'Cause no page would be complete without an uptight party pooper spraying their two-cents all over the fun times-bowl.

[rgk2011]

check out my slumlord story live

[Killmesoftlyplz]

Hey Wickerbasket its offenseive you duc#e i mean god im jewish its offenseive well guess what are u religous to the man of Jesus cuz guess what hes jewish so i guess he can "jew off" too right? What kind of name is wickerbasket, something your mommy uses to clean your asshole?

[Muzikman127]

Haha Goldberg and his crew...

[7h3m41n94m3]

I have yet to meet someone who is offended by me saying jewed. Though anymore I often think people who get offended by stuff like that are either the a) people who when you do anything negative towards cry prejudice to make you look like an ahole or b) people who do part a but continue on to try to get special treatment for not making the accusation again though certainly c) people who genuinely offended by the use exist somewhere but it seems that this is least common reaction of the three.

[Gee0rg]

press 6 really fast for a paintballgun :D



[OneCrayGuy89]

Goldberg and his crew? WCW?

[SpeculateThis]

LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prettymuchninja1]

Goldberg and his crew.WINNING!

[Uncrazamatic]

The origin of the term Jewed or Getting Jewed dates back thousands of years.It started with some men getting to much taken away when circumcision was done.If fact it was a woman that used this term first!Like damn you got jewed!After looking at some mans junk.Google it!

[ChudFapper]

Some fan on Conan's documentary used the expression "jewed", and Conan acted as if it was offensive. A short while later, there's a long segment where Conan mocks Jack McBrayer, implying that he's some inbred, moronic redneck because of his southern accent. Funny how people who pretend to be for equality, always are the biggest bigots.

[wbradss]

Jewed =True Suck jew ass

[pboisei]

Wasn't this on "Family Guy" ?

[TheOlpaddywalsh]

thats funny as a nigger hangin from my tree

[d121094]

:26 I don't think that's a real person...

[datdo2468]

press 7 repeatedly and hes touching himself saying ogling

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

ahhh why is the end music so loud

[huntercoolx]

he is fapping the air while getting jewed by his friends!

[TheLizGang]

I feel enlightened.

[dustinA70]

Hold 3 for masturbation!!

[chocolatenekokitty]

thumbs up if you see someone walk by at 1:30

[finfanz]

hold 6 lol

[ferrisbueller9000]

I dont know if anyone ralized how good of a joke this is, several level of psycology in here.......

[MalchikBlue]

I say jewed all the time.

[bestshowontheweb]

347 people are kiddy diddlers who were jewed out of 30 bucks

[EvilsOfFeminism]

Fuckin' PC motherfuckers.

[jacktheripper0194]

THE DIDDLER DIDDLED ME!

[jewpenitent]

watch?v=2up5vb47CCw&feature=ch­annel_video_title

a messeg for mahmoud ahmadinejad

[autiger2386]

I'm Jewish (no lie) and I approve this video.

[gaara2910]

@autiger2386 I'm a pedophile and I also approve this video.

[autiger2386]

@gaara2910 respect.

[sydsannath]

This whole thing was genius. "refer to question 1"

[Mattybaird1]

watching this was a waste of 1:58 seconds i can never get back.

[atreyukicks]

@Mattybaird1 And even more time now that you've spent more time commenting about how this wasted your time.

[AltairEgo1]

If it's not okay to say "Jewed" then "gyped" should follow too.(and that is used more widely and is generally more accepted) It's an insult to gypsies after all.

[jordydsge]

GREAT! I think you all have everything you need to continue creating these and never have to work again!

timing... work on timing. :)

[NiteViking]

Does anyone in canada own a comb........ or a shirt that isnt plaid......... or humor?

[TheRedwolf11]

@NiteViking Yes...I own 2 combs I own NO PLAID and I sold my humor last week for a taco...Yeah...It was worth it.

[tobysumo]

LOL THIS SHIT IS STILL THE BEST THING ON YOUTUBE

[kamashakuji]

343 people got jewed outta 30 bucks.

[kamashakuji]

Iiii'mmmm black ya'll and I'm black ya'll, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black ya'll

[leecfb000]

Pedobear disapproves of your anti-pedophile slanderous remarks.

[SuperSmashyfication]

@leecfb000 I would criticise your comment but you would most likely bitch back at me. Swings and roundabouts...

[supermoocow2]

dude, what's the sang at the end?

[jarrad8616]

ehhh dudes ya aint funny bruhh

[vvankers]

PEDO BEAR WILL BE ALL OVER THIS

[larry52333]

That jew looks like the guy from the Plain White T's.

[Misslyricsforthewin]

"Yea Mark tell those jokes, we're just gunna diddle some kids."

[GallianoHitler]

Jew filth for a Jewed America in a Jewed World

[babler08]

339 people are the sphinx among pedophiles.

[ObiriSakura]

If I was a super hero I would wanna be called magic president compare man

[XxCinnamonxClumpxX]

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HEADER FILES TOO!!!!

[Cloakedninjas]

Press 3 repeatedly, hes fapping LMAO

[TheSerpentmage]

@Cloakedninjas  OMG LOLZ!!!

[Iwuzhere321]

@Cloakedninjas INVISIBLE PENIS

[carminesstory]

@Cloakedninjas hold 3

[Emaology]

@Cloakedninjas i press 3 so fast, i dont see the hand moving. my dick is on fire tho...

[samasjacaj]

338 people were diddled as kids.

[turpinstien]

its liberal arts ltd pedophile resisted

[CANADA5UCKS]

snake eyeeeeessss

[yrtomin]

1:16 to just get out your hard work his income that's our grandmothers aunties for the delay LOL

[HardShipsForHisName]

thumbs up if there better than collegehumor

[palerider8]

@HardShipsForHisName they're*

[HardShipsForHisName]

@palerider8 true

my bad

[KyuuKumquats]

Anyone know the name of the song?

[capetorial]

i found the pedo joke offensive

[newstartalltheway]

@capetorial Is it because you are a pedophile.....?

[capetorial]

@newstartalltheway yes. its not a crime

[Tears0faShadow]

333 people are jewish pedophiles!

[QuikVidGuy]

He isn't blonde!

[danosu89]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[davelittman]

he totally fucking muslimed me!

[Sabguy17]

magic president grandmother aunties

[jasonlitherland]

im glad im not deaf or else those captions would be very very confusing.

[Enlight3nd]

Blonde hair designed if you have. it's liberal arts ltd pedophile resisted cats, mendes it does is offensive or a magic president compare man. Some of my best friends are header files, can't make that job apparel and making that up and you can see the they're like year charter jobs for just a minute that wasn't his. I like turtles.

[sighofdarkness]

man, idk how the fuck google turns a conversation into gibberish, but that is funny as hell

[bugstrut]

What's with the tiny fishtank?

[mattakudesu]

kids for the diddlin', thats hot.

[DeniseMalaise]

Oh my god xD

[snelpiller]

0:48 "magical president compare man", what?!

[bkboy747]

@snelpiller "it doesn't even compare, man"

[snelpiller]

@bkboy747 yeah I know but I used transcribe from audio x)

[supimAndriy]

I'm glad my friends aren't uptight tits who get offended on behalf of other people, so this never happens

[Hanneswall]

Magic President Compare Man!

[akinadownhillace]

Jewdahbaker

[hoboman00]

lmao transcirbe audio magic president compare man. lol what?

[stevo8782]

that is hoorsee shit

[InstinctualJealousy]

Transcribe Audio sure smokes a lot of the hash.

[BennyBoy2311]

Diddlin'.

[Wickerbasket]

Anybody who is offended by the phrase "Jewed" can Jew off. And stop being so bloody black about it.

[iliketha]

@Wickerbasket lol lovin the reference

[cozmosmashzu]

@Wickerbasket I know there totally jewing all the damn fun out of this, assholes!

[Exccentrous1]

@Wickerbasket You got those wrong. You want them to Black off, since they're faster runners, and they're being Arab about it.

[EtchASketchOfDeath]

lol

[JohnADreams777]

Fucking WIN.

[BRBgottaskate]

yeah mark, say your jokes, were just gunna diddle some kids

[volopok]

the sphinx among pedophiles

[metalhed0294]

Ok, who is honestly friends with a pedophile?

[keeperofthecheese]

funnier than Will Ferrell, am i right?

[itsmekameronrossi]

The Diddler!!



[bleachmasta]

diddling, such a funny word.

[roflcoptergoesscisci]

swetting like a podophile at disney land

[300SpartanPancakes]

'a disney okay'

[crazychri1]

on the simpsons ned flanders called himself the diddler

[Kagonic]

The totally jewed me slang wasn't born "accidentally". Trying to perform a comeback using the pedophile gag was a typical jew resolution to the jewed me slang.

OH SNAP.

[l3iiSON]

sweating like the pedophile in the green and white shirt

[2000Trunks]

sweating like a pedophile at a pool party

[dmana123]

sweating like a catholic priest at a lil league baseball game

[mooman62]

sweating like a pedophile at a hi-five concert

[lukeosland]

They're like "Yeah Mark, just tell your joke, we're gonna diddle some kids." HAHAHAHA

[iamjordandavoll]

@LemonadeBowTie lol it really could be

[TBomb15]

"get off your high horses and come down to the ground where there's some kids for the diddling." I lol'd so much after i heard that!

[blueTURTLEproduction]

BACKGROUNDNOISE.CA!!!!

[odins1337]

FUCKING JEWS

[vpl3000]

"Most of my best friends are pedophiles!"

[iuo4z5b734h8579]

ARMS AND CONCERN thats all i say!

[theresaps]

some of my best friends really are pedo's.

[stupidshnyvolvowner]

Cat mendes is does, magic president compare man

[Urhed]

yep worth of the comet itself the stand what the fudge

[willhirst123]

Sweating like a Dyslexic on Countdown......

[chiissu]

318 people are too politically correct to make pedo jokes for fear of offending innocent pedos

[TheRuckus100]

@chiissu 325

[cogwheel756]

some of my best friends are pedophiles

[CoatesGraham]

Diddle some kids?! Kids for the diddling?! The Diddler?!

Excellent.

[deadenader]

yah sum of my best frends are jewz so casual XD

[Ricko1754]

sweating like a muslim on the tube.

[mynameisdarthtater]

Whenever I can't find something, I say "damn Jew [thing I can't find]"

So the other day in class I couldn't find my pen and was like "damn Jew pen)" then the chick sitting next to me gives me a death glare and goes... "I'm jewish"

Awkward...

[JiminyKracker]

@mynameisdarthtater yeah favourite word for those situations is nigger. One of these days its gonna bite me - and probably worse than the look of disdain from a jew lol

[Treblinka2012]

DUDES i am a Nazi and i will tell a jew i hate them right to there face ... And mexicans too and yes there are a few negrows who need to be bitch slaped ... WHOOOOOO I need another beer

[DontBeSoFrAJL]

i was waiting for him to say "diddle me this"

[tottycs]

Click the CC button, Press Transcribe Audio, Press OK, The video is now twice as funny!

[xLegendOfTheFallx]

@tottycs You genius!

x

[taneFTW]

@tottycs 0:47 Magic president compare man! Lol

[Rowain]

@tottycs that's our grandmothers aunties for the delay!

[PurplePaperTowel]

@tottycs I love that feature

[Michaelsully1009]

@tottycs Cat mendes it does!

[jaguarfrost]

@tottycs OH GOOOOD *spontaneously combusts from laughter*

My good sir, you are a GENUIS.