Eve Online: How to Kill a Hi Sec Mission Runner

[Adsem]

so you're just picking on the people who don't want to participate in pvp, attacking unskilled(for pvp) and unfitted (for pvp) players. If you like pvp that much, it would be much more fun to have some challenge(?). And yeah, the only pvp i do in this game is the market. I hear a lot of anger and frustration, what's wrong with people who don't play the game like YOU want them to play?. And doing pvp doesn't make you more skilled or intelligent,there are (also) a LOT of stupid players in low-sec.

[masternerdguy]

@Adsem Allow me to translate: You suck at PVP and want to avoid it, so you don't go to low sec. When people manage to kill you anyway with a simple and easy to avoid trick you get angry.

[Adsem]

@masternerdguy Your translation is incorrect, I never did any PvP so i don't know if I suck at PvP (inexperienced, yes of course.. but one can learn). I just don't LIKE doing PvP atm, is that so hard to believe? :-) (But do like watching the tournaments) Maybe when I do some PvP in the future i'll send you a message here so you can flex your digital muscles against me and decide if I suck at PvP or not. Until that time, have fun killing people who offer no challenge to your awesome skills.

[AdhocHoopla]

@Adsem Killing noobs isn't exactly hard. There's a video of an iteron killing a megathron, which is the kinda shit you're doing but with a warship...

[i45on]

@Adsem You're fine with shooting your missiles and guns at NPC's ships right? So the real issue isn't that you don't want to participate in hostile and aggressive acts against other ships, its that you don't want those same ships to out-think you. What you don't like about PvP is the realization that most people are smarter than you. "doing pvp doesn't make you more skilled or intelligent" no, but the skilled and intelligent are better at, and gravitate toward PvP. Maybe MMO's aren't for you.

[85Damix]

I'm sorry for your small dick! :D :D

[dareapa1]

remember, carebears aren't people, they are giant flying pinatas.

[ROffan]

There is no skills in this game

[blackfang101]

Well, i am in a way a carebear-pvper. I save up tons of cash, move to low-zero and blast them all off in pvp then return to carebear up another stack of funds. Works for me.

[Chris9183]

Intelligent players stay in high sec. That's pretty much the bottom line. Null sec and low sec are pretty much one big trap. With a bit of creativity, the same amount of ISK that one might earn in low or null can be made in high, without the risk factor. The griefers (like the poster) whine and bitch on the forums because they have so few victims in low/null, because the bottom line of those places is destruction and loss. Funny thing about intelligent players, they aren't dumb.

[killerchief82]

@Chris9183 It takes an intelligent player to Fleet Command hundreds to battle and succeed, it takes an intelligent player to fit your ship properly for pvp, and it takes an intelligent player to outsmart their enemy and win in battle.

Since when does it take an intelligent player to shoot rocks and NPCs all day?

[Mjarf88]

Hm, this will only work against idiots....

[SirLeeTehPwnzor]

nicely explained, if it wasnt pirates missioning would be so lame...

[cfFirefly]

And remember. Carebears aren't people. They're giant, floating pinatas.

[XeqtR0608]

Haha great video, i do this shit all the time :) Gota love noob carebears.

[Clive2012]

@masternerdguy I think what you are describing here is noting more than glorified BULLYING!! No offense but picking on NEWBIES is Bullying..If you really are that good with the system why not just challenge the Bigger FISH in the game..and just because the GAME was seemingly designed this way doesn't mean you have to do this in the game..GROW some BALLS Bullies and pick somebody youre own size or better yet get some challenge and fight the big corporations NOW that is excitement..unless u AFRAID

[masternerdguy]

@Clive2012 u mad bro?

[Rawr5649]

@masternerdguy does this still work?

[masternerdguy]

@Rawr5649 I quit like 6 months ago, but unless there have been drastic game mechanics changed, it should still work. Tell me if it does, happy hunting!

[SlayerExopsGamers]

@masternerdguy I doubt it because if they're not total n00bcakez like me they won't attract this sort of attention.

[ainumahtar]

@Clive2012 I smell bear tears

[OlyL0wlife]

@Clive2012 it's not as if he's really picking on them, if anything he's teaching them a lesson about game mechanics. This happened to me once, and since then if I am missioning I will just ignore the looter or shoot my wrecks. No big loss, couple mil profit skimmed from me but much time wasted from them. If you're really clever or vindictive you can just get a standby alt or friends to await the upcoming battle (2 covops decloaking when looter engages will ruin his day)

[mercuryZH02]

@Clive2012

wtf are you talking about? there is no "mission runner protection" in eve (except the game designed newb protection). its a mad and bad world out there, so deal with it. if you don't like to get podded, grow some skills - or switch back to wow.

[whcantrell3]

@Clive2012 all the carebear has to do is NOT shoot you...

[kamilosaurus]

@Clive2012 everyone plays their own game, why should you be allowed to play your way without allowed others the same opportunity? puss.

[Cupit29]

@Clive2012 I disagree. He is not describing bullying, he is describing EVE Online. There's excellent loot to be had from killing expensively fit PvE Battleships and it CAN be avoided, if you know what you're doing. It's happened to most of us at one point or another and we learn from it.

"If you have intellect, you will survive the darkest days."

[TheCrazyLutenist]

@Clive2012 lol. STOP using CAPS because it only make you look like a DICK.

[hiddenasskiker]

@Clive2012 he cant do that becuse then he gets owned and then rage quit the game i know the type lol

[KittJT2]

Another hilarious thing to do: Sit in a covops ship outside a mission hub station and scan ships as they undock. Find one with smartbombs fitted. Scan them down, approach cloaked. Get hit by their smartbomb, let concord come in and do the killing (make sure you get on the KM), scoop loot, rinse, repeat.

[Schwarzpferd]

I am a carebear, and I remember when I had someone try this....I must say he looks nice on my killboard. I actually like it that people try to pull this stuff when I mine or run missions. I mean seriously do you have any idea how boring this game would be if there was no threat of attack from players? If I didn't want that I wouldn't play. Half the fun of this game is living as a carebear and outsmarting gankers. I have to say a year of playing with 2 kills 4 losses isnt bad, for a carebear.

[SLmerryman]

It's fun for you but not for the people who try very hard to get away from people like you in order to enjoy the game. Can't you have fun in low sec?

[masternerdguy]

@SLmerryman Why can't you have fun in low sec? Also when I played EVE (quit due to Greed is Good) I often solo roamed in lo sec.

[pandastratton]

@SLmerryman carebear tears....

[elementknight]

@SLmerryman then don't shoot him dumb fuck

[bark00000]

should rename this to "how to be a dick because you can't handle someone playing the game differently than you do"

[TheCrazyLutenist]

@bark00000 "how to be a dick because you can't handle someone playing the game differently than you do" - I don't think I need to point out the utter hypocrisy of that statement. He's doing a tutorial on something that isn't against any rule so if you're not interested, don't watch it. This is how EVE works. If you don't like it, stop playing.

[DarkShroom]

nice guide thanks, looks like an interesting diversion and a chance of agressing some bigger ships with low risk

[nazaxprime]

Good vid, Every dog has their day, mine is not far off ;P

[thisisntcool]

i pefer an alt in an orca so i can hotswap on the fly without the 30second session timer

[theace]

u can warp scram wreks too. but why wait 1min?

[themidnightdaylight]

lol did not know that about shoting wreks

[Xeigho]

could have been done better but a reasonable guide.

keep it up masternerd

[submariner465]

@beldor5 thepoint is you can get some really good lewt from one mish ship i once popped a CNR purly because he had an estamel invul field thease things sell for 20+ billion so it can make it well worth going after them also..........carebear tears taste nice :)

[beldor5]

noob killing noobs :d ,where is point? :d

[NightmareRoach]

@beldor5 same as killing free to plays on team fortress 2

[Blindeamon]

scanning em outs the hardest part :P