Missing Missy

[pkpenguin]

she is mad stoned 0_o

[TheJo4an]

Ahww... She was cute. I'd do her.

[unknownandunnamed]

@SInnerMario jesus christ you read into things wayyyy too much.

[CrazyKillerPacifist]

@SInnerMario I don't know any girl who wants someone who is dead serious all the time. Playful teasing isn't the same thing as being an asshole, asshole.

[punkmandi]

Hahaha Her laugh made me giggle. I love Missing Missy.

[MagMaybe]

I loled too when i saw it:P

[fraze86]

I had the exact same reaction to missing missy ;DD

[TheSameDamnGuy]

i think you need to never make a video every again.

[KolonelKlip]

she sounds like missy RIGHT NOW

[allfnthat]

I laughed at the same exact thing

[TheHaterVEVO]

I laff'd harder.

[badkittyblue]

Same XD was nearly crying when telling my housemate about it, can't wait for him to see it!

[Radars22]

My reaction was the same. When I got to that picture with the Lost poster, I cracked myself laughing. Really... I should've seen it coming.

[Slumppy]

I actually peed on myself while reading this article.

[Cillianl0]

I can read read that article over and over again David Thorne is my idol!

[FlamingNinjaBoi]

It's generally accepted that this is the effect that anything David Thorne writes will have on you.

Should probably be added to the 10 Commandments.

"Commandment 11: Thou shalt laugh at David Thorne's literary works, or thou shalt be burned at the stake... because you're probably a witch or something if you're not laughing."

[EmperorSmith]

Look at the joy that David Throne brings to the world! :D

[thatrussianguy12]

e-harmony cat woman?

[Bobby2Shoesxxx]

I laughed just as hard when I read it too

[MrDetwaa]

Cuz somebody please explain to me what the fuck is going on here????!!!!! Thanks!!!! :D

[CulpeperMortgage]

@MrDetwaa

Follow link in title comment. Web classic. David Thorne is King of All Trolls.

[bj1948]

That was me also............tears along with snot . My god you are one funny dude.

Thanks for the laughs. I am showing you to everyone. Actually I think they are getting a bit sick of me. Just trying to share the joy. :)) thanks again.

[eddmeade1]

i cried as well...except 10 people were in the room laughing at me crying

[aandreya]

that was my reaction to ''obvious foggot'' story. actually there was many stories more amusing than missy.

[dildodildodildo]

She obviously doesnt get the ceriousness of the troll....

[editedbyfailure]

my dad was crying with laughter, it was amazing

[Calamaistr]

the worst of it, is that missy is probably crying himself.

[terrain1972]

The picture of the cat in the bowler hat and the comment "that'll have to do" is enough to get me started all over agin, everytime i think about it. gold.

[Foxtrot1138]

I agree with the blonde chick.

[TheNinjaaExpertt]

Some may think shes over reacting however 99.99999% of people who read the article have the same reaction :')

[kennethsampson101]

Well that was just a bit weirder than the article.

[Miakanstrup]

That was just like my reaction!!! It's the funniest thing on the internet!

[aquariyums]

I thought she was crying at first.

[Smodog124]

oh god that laugh sounds like a banshee that emerged from the bowels of hell

[ariesneko]

hahaha are you me? i had to stop reading missing missy like 7 times. i just linked a coworker to it, so i went to re-read it, and i couldn't get past poster 3

[TheKrawtch]

when i saw the LOST poster i lost it too but uhh

i didnt cry or nothin

yeah...

[andy148]

I had the same reaction. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks David

[celeryjackfreak]

Missing Missy is cool and all, but David Thorne's best article is "Overdue Account". Because seven legged spiders are the shit.

[DragonXDrei]

wow she is easily amused:)))) she must be a.... nvm I swore I wouldn't think about sex every 3 seconds.

[Mathine71]

GOD I cryed my eyes of too when I read it.... HAHAHAHAHA..... my eyes are big, fat and red now....

[bbear122]

This video sucked.

[pitsicko]

just press 7 repeatedly to hear to missy

[Plusquevie]

I JUST WANNA SEE HER FEET WAIT WHAT?

[hansonguam]

Missing Missy always ends up making me cry with laughter! David Thorne is bloody brilliant!

[mickaleaf]

I tried liking this twice accidentally.

[Maxdg1013]

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v in the article "Massanutten". the best one so far.

[Maxdg1013]

Dear Pat,

Due to the abundant supply of cats in the area, I'm surprised bears bother with the trash at all. As I have run over at least four cats this week and one of those did not put up much of a chase, it may be suggested that elderly residents and their cats pose more of an attraction for bears than unsecured trash. For the safety of all residents, section 9 of the MPOA Agreement should probably be amended to state that all cats, and their elderly owners, be kept in bear-proof containers.

[Donryall]

4 people dont miss missy.

[SuperDrobins]

that article was the funniest thing i have EVER seen! i read it at about 1:30 in the morning, and i was just sat there pissin myself laughing! my parents were not amused... until they read it too :D

[shelzo]

shes at the point where she feels that she needs to laugh because the camera is oin her face.

[laurasacks]

Exactly my reaction as well! Tears streaming down my face. Couldn't have come across at a better time in my life. Really needed a laugh. Thank you David. I think I love you!

[Eiraqucam]

This brings back memories, I couldn't breathe while reading Missing Missy.

[forever21gal123]

My teacher got an e-mail on this, & we spent a whole 90 minuted amused by this:)

[NeonC0wboy]

When you introduce your girlfriend to people, do you say: "THIS....IS....SPARDHA!!!!" ?

[TitusAdrx]

Extremely emotional... Nothing has made me laugh as much as this did.

[MrCojack]

haha i looked exactly the same ;D my GF was on skype and was like WTF ARE U LOOKING AT? :D :D :D

[kellilainedoa]

this was my reaction too! i made the mistake of reading Missing Missy late at night while my husband was sleeping. the entire bed was shaking from me laughing so hard so of course it wont him up. oops! I havent laughed this hard in a really long time. great video reaction for a hilarious story!

[RobertBiglio]

Haha, just like me and my sister reading it together. x D

[duderogan]

I read it in the library and made such a scene. So funny

[TheCrissylynne]

Spot on.  Add a few more snorts, and you've about got my reaction EVERY TIME I read it.

[TheCrissylynne]

Spot on. Add a few more snorts, and you've about got my reaction EVERY TIME I read it.

[johnvdenley]

Yes I saw this reaction last night I wish I had thought about recording it!!

[raulvalderrama]

I still can't help bursting into laughter everytime I think about this, and I read it 3 days ago. Just fucking brilliant.

[blind51de]

I know that feel

[swiinka]

gosh, and I read it at work... I work in open space... try not to laugh :D

[TheDDDAISY]

ditto here....and NOTHING moves me to tears these days but MISSING MISSY did!

[frankcanfly]

I had a similar reaction... loved it!!! Boring coworkers think I'm an idiot.

[tonyppe]

I want to stab myself in the eye.

[codenameGIZM0]

the day i read that article was the day i laughed the most.

[stewedlion999]

David,

You need to have a warning on your site "do not read if you are in a cube farm". Like someone else posted my co-workers thought I was having a stroke or something.

Love your sense of humor.

[DivinePonies]

Now, now, don't cry. It ain't so bad. He had written worse articles than this...

[LiamAndrew11]

man you are charming! Fucking contagious laughter!

[AbercrombieObsessed]

its not that funny...

[lionvstuna]

@AbercrombieObsessed My guess is that you've had a lobotomy, were born without the 'sense of humour' gene, or have been spending too much time at Abercrombie & Fitch...

[iamthebread]

Hit 7. Please.

[elhowardo]

This happened to me at work. The problem is im a guy in a small office and it sounded like i was "drowning in air and crying" apparently. People were actually quite worried about me! Im just so glad someone else laughed this much about this article. It was in my opinion the funniest thing I have had the good fortune to see. Well done for being brave enough to post it. I dont even look at it at work anymore because I am literally useless for about 30 minutes.

[highihigh]

I discovered David Thorne 2 nights ago. This was the first of anything I read of his. Even thinking about some of this guys material right now cracks me up hahaha. David Thorne you are a true comic genius. Everyone should check out his other stuff. Great work mate still lmao!!

[Bruinsma1987]

Is she laughing or crying? lol

[fruitywave25]

this was EXACTLY my reaction

[TabithaGnillort]

I actually laughed more at that than while writing the article. Glad you were amused.

Regards, David.

[CloseCut]

@TabithaGnillort I think videos like this are good to help you see just how funny you really are. I have been shouted at for laughing this hard while my girlfriend try`s to sleep next to me. Simon`s pie charts is a personal favourite.

[Kingtom0001]

@TabithaGnillort

It's good that you actually respond to these. By the way, can you make a logo for my business? The end.

[CallieWaggers]

@TabithaGnillort RANDOM QUESTION NOT DEALING WITH THIS VIDEO, WHY DOES SIMON HANDWRITE IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS?