IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR

[Fletcherx]

Klaatu Verata Nicto! from Army of Darkness.

[rider1of1rohan]

you cant have a paladin thats lawful evil!

[mortifiedM]

Did you guys see the package on that bear at the end? Dayum.

[Aurasword90]

How in the fuck did they go from this to Level Up?

[Wonderbagel2000]

whats this show called

[LousShar]

This isn't Final Fantasy David!

[Thief8Bit]

@LousShar I think I laughed the hardest when they brought that up.

[klaytonrocks]

I watch this every year as a tradition.

[DayOldSoda1]

final fantasy was awesome

[sin247365]

......

[kosiji]

AWESOME!



[LordEsper]

This is the best thing ever in the history of anything that has ever been replicated in the name of Jesus!

[NinjaSpartan17]

BABY JESUS IS A BETTER CLERIC

[Soothsayer110]

"Clatu verata nicto" - instantly thought of Army of Darkness.

[PHDrillSergeant]

@Soothsayer110 I instantly thought of The Day the Earth Stood Still, which happens to be the movie Army of Darkness was referencing.

[Cyanidesin]

4:47 I just realized he was about to sacrifice baby Jesus oO

[Akuma296]

809 people aren't wearing their armor.

[llButtersll]

"Oh God, they're wearing their armor."

xD

[dorkinstine1]

ROFLMFAO!!!

ong bout time somone made fun o that stupid manger play ><

they show it EVERY CRISTMASS. snooooooorrrrr!

[NaseruTheCleric]

evil paladin? ..../sigh

[doombybbr]

final boss: dungeon master.... his ability is that you lose.. instantly

[cubed1OCBZ]

was the spell he chanted to summon the demons "clatto verata nicto"? Awesome

[ThisIsAweshum]

This art style reminds me of "The Venture Bros." from adult swim xD

[Confusedfurry]

red dwarf box set?

MAKE HASTE!

[c1jersey]

GOLD COLORED GIFT CARD FROM DIGITAHHHHL CITAY

[helljumper014]

Watching this drunk... is so much better.

And so much more confusing.

[PTIce100]

THIS ISNT FINAL FANTASY!?



[Eagleye735495]

The first 2 minutes makes me think of Dethklok.

[SuperGoliath89]

What makes me facpalm the most isn't even the sacrilege, it's the anime style ED at the end. 

[KILLINGYOUGUY666]

... I watched this last year and I recently found out Red Dwarf is on netflix... I love For tax reasons even more now

[Mastercole30]

ummmm.... ok...

[SuPaRaTt]

PUNK ROCK AND DND ... WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ace151000]

Is it sad that I can recite every word in this video? :D

[tsumewolf476]

David :we should have wonder around outside and leveled up or something

This isnt final fantasy david!! lol

[MyWiiIsTooBig]

Awesome. Pure awesome.

Also, I want that shield. Seriously. Anything that deals damage in d20's is crazy OP.

[Doperwtje81]

Highlander 2? Damn son that's scary.

[Mrmitternacht1987]

I hate the fact that I wasn't completely lost

[halolvr101]

i agree, this would be something for adult swim

[NarakusSlave]

@halolvr101 Almost feels like show Venture Brothers

[WhiteTiger225]

@halolvr101 1 Million views. That is 95% more then adult swim on a good day :p

[Kelesk11]

@WhiteTiger225 ... True, but it took four years for this video to achieve 1 million.

[nokomarie1963]

"Do we still gain XP if we lose?" Yeah, because you survived but it's sh*tty.

[TheMurfles]

I lol'd.

[NiceViking100]

Where is Jerry the Dwarf when you need him! Oh the humanity!

[Orejo]

the protagonist looks like James Rolfe (the Angry VIdeo Game Nerd), and yes.. this deserves to be a tv show

[esotericfilms]

what show is this?

[MrShinjiTabris]

@esotericfilms Ronin Dojo Community College DX: Digital Pirates of Darkwater, it's not an actual show. For tax reasons actually makes it for the internet. But it deserves to be a legitimate show

[UltimaKamenRiderFan1]

5:33

Just like a regular anime ending which just shows the characters running.

[UltimaKamenRiderFan1]

1:26

And I bring this Gold... COLORED GIFT CARD FROM DIGITAL CITY!

[SlyPenguinProduction]

If you guys are interested in LARPing you should check out my documentary Foam Wars! It's a funny documentary/mockumentary about LARP and the players who play it. Check it out and leave comments!

[sophiebittle]

Thumbs up if you saw the extra fingers.

[Orejo]

The wizard looks like James Rolfe (the angry video game nerd).

[borndead138]

<3 Crass

[Curttehmurt]

We don't see much of the 3rd guy after this do we?

[MrShinjiTabris]

@Curttehmurt he moved so the cut him out of the series

[Curttehmurt]

@MrShinjiTabris oh okay bro

[SlyPenguinProduction]

If you guys find this interesting you should see the LARPing documentary/mockumantary I made. It's called Foam Wars, and it's about LARPers ad the people whom LARP. Check it out on my channel!

[ThyDungeonman2]

@Youngmoon08 "Lost"? You haven't even given me the chance to talk with you. As far as attack is concerned, you leapt at me first, or am I wrong for beleiving your first comment "Too bad you don't know what you're talking about", was anything less than entirely negative comment meant to insult me? As for "Winning or Losing", I just want to talk! I like listening to those with faith, I enjoy a good back-and-forth. So much for the christian ideal of "turning the other cheek"...

[AndrewSpriter]

@ThyDungeonman2 herp derp how do I deal with people on the internet

[ThyDungeonman2]

@AndrewSpriter I don't know. How do you deal with people on the internet?

[Youngmoon08]

How is this sacrilegious?

[hannibalbrown]

Glasses = +2 Int.

[ThyDungeonman2]

HA! Religion would be so much better like this...

[Youngmoon08]

@ThyDungeonman2 Too bad you don't know what you are talking about.

[ThyDungeonman2]

@Youngmoon08 Oh boy! A zealot! It's been a while since I verbally jousted with one of those! What part don't I know about, may I ask? Is it the part where religion fails to hold MY interest? Or, is it the fact that the entirety of Christianity is built on falsehood and contradiction while DnD (even a broken DnD like this one) has SOME semblance of consistancy? Get back with me on it, and I'll be happy to quote actual bible verses that demonstrate how fractured a fairy tail Jesus really is.

[ThyDungeonman2]

@Youngmoon08 Oh boy! A zealot! It's been a while since I verbally jousted with one of those! What part don't I know about, may I ask? Is it the part where religion fails to hold MY interest? Or, is it the fact that the entirety of Christianity is built on falsehood and contradiction while DnD (even a broken DnD like this one) has SOME semblance of consistancy? Get back with me on it, and I'll be happy to quote actual bible verses that demonstrate how fractured a fairy tale Jesus really is.

[Youngmoon08]

@ThyDungeonman2 See? You lost already. I am not a 'zealot'. I'm tired of people like you who don't what the hell you are talking about bashing someone for their beliefs. People like you really don't know, but you find it necessary to attack anyone who does believe. It is like you are trying to convince yourself that you are on the right track. As far as having 'verbally jousted' with someone who has faith, I find that people like you twist anything into a 'debate' and chalk up imagined 'wins'.

[Youngmoon08]

@Youngmoon08 By the way; Have you noticed that people like you always call people with faith 'zealots' yet you show zealot behaviour? Yeah...Walk that off now.

[anto8905]

This isn't Final Fantasy David! XD

[Someonewholovesmusi1]

...i wanna watch venture bros. now....why?

[thultner]

crust punx @2:30

[adequateautocrat]

where do i get a shield that deals 3 d20 lighting damage?

[ebonywinged]

@adequateautocrat My guess? Cloud kingdom of the Sky Giants of Old.

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

wait... Highlander 2?!!!!!

[Youngmoon08]

@TheGizmofromPizmo I know, right?

[Atlanas]

@TheGizmofromPizmo Yes, Highlander 2 . . . a very, very bad and evil sequel that makes the Star Wars Holiday Special seem almost bearable.

[nekolin]

silly fortax you cant be lawful evil.

[MyCaseisClosed]

:|

[deadpool1377]

YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!

[dragovar]

Klattu! Veratta! Niktu!!!!

Thats was the best summoning line.... hehehe XD

Hail the Necronomicon!

[trishoverman47]

789 people hate LARPing.

[Pogs4Fathersday]

I remember seeing this on Adult Swim years ago.

[84warhead]

Is this on tv? what channel?

[Prankcake]

I'm pretty sure Jesus thinks this is funny! XD

[OneNerdsOpinion]

I say we kick those dorks at big bang theory off the air and replace it with this show, god know these guys are realer nerds then the big bang theory will ever be

[toonadict]

@OneNerdsOpinion Dont be hatin on TBBT, thats my bread and butter your larpin on.

[EB88]

I'm sad that I never got to find out what the masked man had against automatic player pianos mentioned at the end...

[CradleOfBodom17]

3d 20? pfffft totally op

[curtisthornsberry]

@CradleOfBodom17 not to mention +20 shield ac

[ragekcm]

This isn't Final Fantasy David!

[Krafterr4]

By the way, the music is fucking nicE!!

[firewolf322]

lol immune to fire spell level 4 and under means he immune to firewall :)

[CaptainTimsvLog]

@Caleb: You can LARP using D&D and other RPG systems.

[TheJunkieBox]

What are they complaining about? It's good stuff!

[Dudinator123]

How come we never see david on this show anymore? He brought the best gift: a gold colored card FROM DIGITAL CITY! Though, I still can't believe he was looking for highlander 2, that movie sucked.

[smaug100]

Do we still gain xp from loose?

[spentfromnz]

Caleb's emo rant scared them off.

[Tacom4ster]

Why did everyone leave, this was awesome.

[strongbadman2]

0:29 is that a heart he's holding?

[strongbadman2]

Lol red dwarf ftw

[Azarian]

Thumbs up if you find it more Sacrilegious that he was looking for Highlander 2~

[FlCl3000]

thats a beastly shield

[ZephyrinSkies]

Are there any hidden lulz in the Japanese credits or are they just random words? If it's the former can we have a translation? =D

[MisterTTG]

Beware the sacrilege!

[DigiChan]

LOL epic. xD

[GreyFloorPanels]

It's that wonderful time of year where i can show this to everyone

[CalebRyanMcCaslin]

The one Problem I found with this video, is that if you listen, Barry says "Mur-carial shield of lightning defense, yatta yatta yatta gods....." He says and I quote, "It is able to deliver 3d20 of electrical damage to whoever may strike your being." This video is about LARPing, 3d20 is a Dungeons and Dragons term, it means to roll 3 d20s or 3 20-sided di.

[mysweetrhodora]

@CalebRyanMcCaslin

they make fun of this in the "Re: IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR" vid response lol

[sharkpoet]

@CalebRyanMcCaslin Congratulations! You my friend have won dork of the year for catching that! Your mother must be proud. Why don't you yell upstairs to tell her the good news?

[CalebRyanMcCaslin]

@sharkpoet

Why does everybody think I'm a dork, or a nerd, or a geek? Just because I'm a LARPer and a D&D player, I get picked on, beat up, and insulted. What's wrong with liking LARPing or D&D? I already get picked on enough at school, I have attempted suicide 3 times, I think that I would just be better off dead. I have had a horrible past couple of weeks, and, congratulations, you just pushed me over the edge.

[DouglasHossenfeffer]

@CalebRyanMcCaslin You know, considering you have to nit-pick something which is obviously supposed to be FUNNY (and not necessarily "accurate"), have you considered the fact that you are picked on and beat up not because of what you play, or because you're a geek or a nerd, but because you come across like a insufferable joyless prick?

[CalebRyanMcCaslin]

@DouglasHossenfeffer I wasn't trying to be nit-picky, I was just pointing something out. And, I know that it's supposed to be funny, when I first saw it I thought it was hilarious, it still is. Just because I wanted to point something out, doesn't make me an insufferable joyless prick. I'm just sick of getting picked on, and apparently, if I stand up for myself (like I did against "sharkpoet") I'm just going to get knocked down again by someone else. You've proved that to me.

[St2udent]

The subs are hilarious!!

[TheOneTrueRam]

paladins can be lawful evil in either 3.5 or 4e you just have to align them with an evil god. I mean has no one ever thought you could possibly role a necromancer and pally and just name it death-knight I mean thats how I played in a 3.5 campaign and sure he was home brewed but we played him fair. And it also works for 4e you just have to use some 3.5 to 4e conversions just like the hex-blade but his base would be pally rather than his mage side and constitution would be his main score in spells

[MrJamieb18]

when he threw that rose i thought it was tuxedo mask

[ClumzorZ]

3 D20 of electrical damage? That shit's way over powered.

[HitmanJenkins1]

My D&D rules are probably a bit off, but i'm sure you can't get a Lawful Evil Paladin.

Very funny video mind, 3d20 electrical damage sounds beast "you're proficiency specced for bludegoning weapons why the hell are you using a sword!?" .

[thehunter6692]

@HitmanJenkins1 Paladin of Tyranny in 3.5 using Unearthed Arcana. And you can be in 4E.

Anyways, I know what I'm doing next weekend.

[Kitsuneranger]

Best War of Christmas Satire Ever!

[ahabbonerack]

Simply Awesome!

[MoosePasteInventor]

the demon summoning ritual (that was interrupted... with a stick. Did the caster really not take ANY ranks in concentration? Jeez!) consisted almost entirely of the phrase "Klaatu Barada Nikto". Hehe "The Day The Earth Stood Still" reference. Also, 3d20 isn't really possible. D20s are used for checking success/failure and the others (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12) are used for damage/hit dice. XD

[azmon]

@MoosePasteInventor "Klaatu Barada Nikto" was a reference to Army of Darkness!

[MoosePasteInventor]

@azmon superficially, perhaps. However, Army of Darkness was, in turn, referencing "The Day The Earth Stood Still." I guess i should have said "The Day The Earth Stood Still" proxy reference, but that would have been even more confusing. If you search Wikipedia directly for the phrase "Klaatu Barada Nikto" you'll find that the phrase originates in that movie. 5 seconds of cursory research wins again!

[azmon]

@MoosePasteInventor Oh I knew that and I agree on it's original usage, but he's clearly summoning a demon, so in context it would be referenced as Army of Darkness not The Day The Earth Stood Still. Even so, it's good to see the older movies haven't been lost to us all. :)

[ojii111]

@MoosePasteInventor it was created by storm giants to fight celestials..it better have a hellava dmg rating.

[981407036x]

"sounded a lot cooler in my head..."

[wtfmandudeguy1]

HOLY FUCK 3D20 DAMAGE!?!

20 ARMOR RATING?!?!

[BlazeTheDoja]

@wtfmandudeguy1 dude i heard that and was like ''damn...how can i get my dm to let me have this'' XD

[DibSigma]

@wtfmandudeguy1 I WANT IT way too epic not to have!!!

[clifjayshafer]

@wtfmandudeguy1 That's so over powered!

[NerdWerld]

This is fucking win!

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

makes more sense than the bible and is still funny after all this time

[NhaySann]

Based on the manga

"Ronin Dojo High School DX"

Do you know where i can get/look at this?

[Antipolicestate]

So im sure this is really frickin simple tab, but if someone could tab out 3:30 to 4:50 i would mucho appreciate it. Sounds like a screeching weasel song!

[EvilJaime]

eeeeeeeewwwww funny

[SenseiSpongebob]

3d20 electric dmg? That's pretty sweet!

[TheEndKing]

Wow, this is quite incredible.

[vbalock]

lol, Sir baby Jesus

[xjxm]

Arigato, Muchas Gracias, Thank you.

[LookingGlassProject]

Mary! Heal me!

[zeebashew]

YEAHHHH!

[im2not2cory]

oh damn......i knew i should have looked closer at the bible

[rasmusxp]

Holy shit that was awesome. Even though the new guys cheated >_>. Obviously they wouldn't have won without a wizard.

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

Christianity thought they could destroy paganism? Looks like they just made a come-back. Aw yeah...

[AidenDark]

I want someone to translate the japanese text at the beginning of the credits. I'm curious.

[rockerchick1378]

"Why the hell are you using a sword?" Why the hell are YOU in close range combat!!! You're a WARLOCK!!!

btw, is there actually an at-will/encounter/daily/utilit­y action/attack/spell that can disrupt rituals?

[JoeV3ctor]

@rockerchick1378 AFAIK, rituals take some time to prepare, so basically doing anything to the person casting it that breaks their concentration should do the trick.

My party got captured by a cult of crazy cultists once, but my wizard managed to escape and interrupt their leader as he did some ritual to summon and control a demon. Hell almost broke literally lose that day!

[valmontdracul]

It's blasphemously delicious!

[jakey926]

Man this should be on fucking TV.

[planetery]

As a level 20 (oh yes) lawful good wizard, I cast a Spell of Infinite Humor (+10 to cast) on the level 2 chaotic neutral bard who created this video, that he may grow to be funny and entertaining BEFORE making his next clip

BTW- If you're still playing RPG's AFTER you're old enough to drive a car, you're wasting your life. There are GIRLS out there! Go get em! Just remember, if you're a geek, you may have to lower your standards. But they CAN be had, i promise. Go forth, younglings, and mate!

[pixieskitty]

@planetery now girls are playing rpgs :3

[planetery]

@pixieskitty Well hurry up and fuck one of these geeks so you can both be doing something halfway constructive with your time..

[R0ryNG]

how'd they make this?

[fortaxreasons]

@R0ryNG Magic!  Also: pencils, paper and computers.

[R0ryNG]

@fortaxreasons u used pencils and paper? :O:O how

[vnano]

@R0ryNG You are kidding, right? :O

[R0ryNG]

@vnano um... no i wana know what he did using pencils and paper

[TheChupaKing]

@fortaxreasons Like every D&D game in the world.

[TheCyprusX]

@fortaxreasons

Im guessing...

Adobe flash , and adobe after effects?

[JohnBuckStrange]

@R0ryNG ...really?

[cruciphile]

@R0ryNG goddidit

[ianflowforever]

I love the ending theme, if only the characters at the end really appeared (mainly the girl, because she looks too silly XD)!

((So this is episode 11?))

[ianflowforever]

"Marry, cast heal spells!!!" Mary: *Shrugs*

God, too funny! I love that part!

[TunnelOfMusic]

Hahah :L This is completely random :L:L:L

[slug2222]

derp staff is derping

[galloway6204]

what are these from?

[RebelZidane]

Isn't it an antipaladin if it's evil? :o -nerd-

[xarriluseth]

well atleast it made the story more intresting.

[The123musiclover]

If only the bible where like this

[3ZPaNH0L]

I wish the Bible was like this

[DyrconaBob]

@3ZPaNH0L The Bible is like this. You just haven't read the right parts.

[666colorvision666]

i noticed how the girl runs during the credits. well thought out animation taxreasons.

[Ruach18]

...who the hell would go looking for Highlander 2? Worst movie ever.

[godstolemyreligion]

Great video! :D

[Viperslasher17]

i can't find any of the songs where can i find them?

[killXdaltonXdead]

can paladins be lawful evil?