Tempus talks random facts

[Petematrix]

Marvellous stuff, I'll have to check out your back catalogue of videos properly :)

[bewarethelizards42]

You're a religious infiltrator? I feel violated, in a variety of slightly depressing ways - I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, to be honest. This always happens to me.. :D

Sorry it's taken me such a long time to comment, I just got this overwhelming urge to, weird huh? :P x

[ExaggeratedElegy]

Hey Tempus,

XD that's one of the best drunk stories I've ever heard. I've heard about waking up on park benches, in other people's gardens etc etc, but never on someone else's roof :)

Response vid on the way :)

5*

George

[bananabread119]

God I got tagged again!! bitch!! lol Ehhh I'll make it when I wake up.

[TheTempusFugitive]

See that you do! lol

-TTF

[AncientAtheist]

I'm not going to forget number 5. You gave yourself away with the thing about the cats.

Did you know you are one of a very small minority of atheists who don't *love* cats? I have empirical evidence for this, so no point in arguing. You now have a place with "atheists who support the war in Iraq". Sorry. :)

[TheTempusFugitive]

Well better to ally myself with Bush that let one of those hairy shit factories ruin a whole seasons planting. Not funny, but true :P

-TTF

[1rishShaman]

I counter your mind-killing ability with my own talent of being able to punch somebody through their computer screen when they open an e-mail from me. I've never heard back from anyone I've tried it on, so I can assume it works very well. Also... was that Rudy and Spider I hear at the end? ^_^

[TheTempusFugitive]

Well no fists coming as I'm writing this but then again I have no idea when you will strike & you are unaware as to when your head will spontaneously explode. Exciting isn't it?

& yes Spider, it's the New Sound no less :P

-TTF

[333holly333]

Meow! HISS! Pffffffft! >:-|

I bet you were chased up onto the roof by cats and you just blocked it out to avoid the humiliation!

There are many products on the market that prevent cats from using your garden as a litterbox. For the record though, I've laid down chickenwire under the soil around my plants and that solved the problem.

Also if anyone is curious, it isn't hard to leash-train a cat! If you can, start when they're kittens and you won't have to worry about TTF at all. :)

[TheTempusFugitive]

I've tried most of the old wive's tales about stopping cats but none of them work. Though as I've said, pelting them with small rocks seems to work :D

-TTF

[AncientAtheist]

Actually, much as I *love* cats (as holly knows and TTF is learning) I really don't approve of people allowing them to run free. I know it sounds kind of, well, unkind. But it's really not. They adjust very well to house living and, in fact, once properly trained they don't even try to go out.

TTF articulates *one* of the reasons. Others include - the noise they make in "cat fights", the birds they kill, the cars that run them over and the breeding that is completely unnecessary. Spay!

[333holly333]

(reply to AA) - I agree 100%. My neighbors all let their cats run "free", and they gravitate toward my yard because of all the birds. I keep a super-soaker by my back door - it's saved a few baby birds so far this year already. :/

I've only had one "outdoor" cat - when I was a kid. Again, if people insist that their cat to be able to enjoy the outdoors, leash-training isn't difficult. Another solution is a screened enclosure.

...Darn TTF. He got my hackles up. :P

[AncientAtheist]

"I've only had one "outdoor" cat - when I was a kid"

Same here, Holly. She lived to nearly 18 and was a wonderful cat. I was 7 or 8 when I got her as a kitten and I didn't know any better than to let her be outside. Frankly, I wasn't as empathic or compassionate back then and wouldn't have cared about the birds. Yeah, I was a bit of an S.O.B. for the first 1/3 of my life. :(

[VincentWomack]

hey

have you ever heard about a plant called "Piss off"?

some people claim that will end your cat problem. Maybe worth looking into it.

thanks for the other facts... now I see you killing someone with a sword and dancing away into the night ^_^

ciao

 - Vince

[TheTempusFugitive]

Even if it has no effect on the feline nuisance, I need a 'Piss Off' plant!

Yea, imagine me killings someone then dancing off into the night Hahahahaha

*looks around nervously*

-TTF

[VincentWomack]

As far as I know cats just don't like the smell of it - or something to that effect...

[Vogter2100]

LOL great facts.. especialy the roof one.. and foxtrot? YOU? ROTFLMAO

[TheTempusFugitive]

Yes just another reason for you to take the piss out of me, eh Vog :P

-TTF

[Vogter2100]

Well it is like .. well a ball up for smash

[TheTempusFugitive]

Yea, well I won't make it so easy for you next time. You mark my words!

-TTF

[Vogter2100]

MUahahaha...

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

very nice...somehow, i think I already knew that you were a dancing, cat-hating mind assassin working an inside job. 5star for honesty...

...whats that noise? It sounds like...sounds like someone's asleep on my roof?!?!

[TheTempusFugitive]

My,my Thoughtfulatheist you are a very perceptive man, I'm going to have to look out for you...oh & that person on your roof...he isn't sleeping, he's waiting Ahahahahaha!

-TTF

[Rettequetette]

I dare you to kill me with your mind...

Or does it only work when I believe it?

[TheTempusFugitive]

Nope, it only works when I want the person dead lol

So no luck in your case I'm afraid :D

I can think of a few though....hmmmm, be right back

-TTF

[tattooskin72]

LOL... you can kill me with your mind?

and you end up on roofs when you are drunk??? that's very random.

I don't like cats much either.... well, I like BIG cats, like panthers and such.

I'm trying to picture you doing the foxtrot now..

hmmmm :)

[TheTempusFugitive]

Do not picture me dancing, it's an incredibly deadly image to force onto one's psyche, even more deadly than my mind bullets!

-TTF

[dewonthegrass]

11 years martial arts practice! - so from there the bewildering uppity cheekiness that held me spellbound all this time! Just remember - you may not be the only one who has learned eastern martial tricks of how to hurt people in any encounter, even on you tube.

Not an animal lover - like you even more. Become my neighbour!

Well, you won the dancing competition, why not dance any more... don't see your point. Does anybody even know the word foxtrot anymore? I do - read "The Great Gadsby"

[Rettequetette]

"Does anybody even know the word foxtrot anymore?"

Sure: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot... ;-)

[TheTempusFugitive]

Become your neighbour eh? Yea why not. We could have some cat killing expeditions (I like animals but I don't think cats are scientifically classed as animals, more the spawn of the dark one Himself!)

-TTF

[dewonthegrass]

Ahahaha

[defcore108]

That were the BEST random facts I've seen so far!

Damn those cats, kill them with your mind, then dance a foxtrot on their graves!

... I'm also more of a dog person, you see.

[TheTempusFugitive]

Well I don't know about best, but I think I might take you up on the suggestion to dance on the cat's graves mwhaaahahaha

-TTF

[nelliediddle]

"# 3 I hate cats"

sorry that struck me as extremely funny

fox trot eh?

[TheTempusFugitive]

It's not funny for the cats I can assure you ;)

-TTF

[320iguy]

LOL i know the roof senario, been there done that, LMAO

[TheTempusFugitive]

Just glad I didn't fall over, thank god for myoclonic jerks.

-TTF

[hunkamonkiman]

Ha haa! Mind bullets! Kiyai!

[TheTempusFugitive]

that's telekenisis Kyle.

-TTF

[ValeofAldur]

Embarrass yourself in 5 minutes? You managed to do it in 2 and a half!  :P

Fun facts though, never tried the foxtrot myself... Hmm

[TheTempusFugitive]

Firstly, I was going for a little brevity with this one since the last one was waaaaaaaaaaay to long

Secondly, don't try the foxtrot lol

-TTF

[xd1rtx]

maybe you aughta try that akaedo(spell?) on those fukin cats,,, or buy a bigass dog,, make sure you get some footage of that shit for youtube,,, as usual good lookin out bro..

[TheDivineCellphone]

Aikido... Japanese martial art (somewhat related to the Samurais)

[TheTempusFugitive]

Yep, spot on.

-TTF

[TheDivineCellphone]

so, do you practice aikido with blunt swords/weapons ? or just the body ?

[TheTempusFugitive]

Both, funnily enough I've have just been on a weapons course today. Really was rather good

-TTF

[TheDivineCellphone]

cool...

i'd like to take some classes/courses on sword fighting, samurai style... i have a weponsgrade Katana that i could use to chop some tatami matt's or melons :D...

i really like all about samurais... (at least i think i do.. u know a kids dream)

[TheTempusFugitive]

Well I'd say take up a couple of lessons, I would warn you I don't think it'll be what you expect lol

-TTF

[TheTempusFugitive]

I have done some Aikido on that cats but then the animal health people came round & I had to do it on them & it all got very messy. Maybe I'll just pave the whole garden over lol

-TTF